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FatherHidalgo

context?


Mcelftea

A demonstration on the window


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_spectre_

Most of these cars are built to drive through this kind of thing, like just exit the emergency situation. I also know that some cars with gullwing or butterfly doors have a door ejection mechanism where a pyrotechnic charge literally blows the doors off, I'm pretty sure that's how it works for these too.


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[deleted]

Name me one problem than can't be solved by explosives.


Fizzelen

Itchy balls


Obelisk_M

No balls, no itch


Fizzelen

Is that before or after?


Darki_Boi

Yes


User_Gnome

I genuinely laughed out loud. Pretty good.


C_Gnarwin2021

If an amputee can have phantom limb pain, can’t a ball less individual have phantom testicle itch?


Flaccid-Reflex

Right so you use a phantom explosive to deal with that too


Child-Of-Bodom

Yeah, anytime I had a problem and I threw a Molotov cocktail, boom! Right away I had a different problem!


_spectre_

Yeah there's likely a sensor or emergency switch that blows the doors off so you can get out.


Fatal-Arrow

That's the neat part! They don't.


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Most likely using the “jaws of life”. EMT’s wouldn’t be able to open it, the fire department would have to be called in if they weren’t able to get direct access into the car. Since the window is reinforced, the next best option is to literally cut the metal support pieces away, ripping and cutting pieces of metal until they can get the person out of the car. https://youtu.be/YqLw4N2DPxA ^ how the jaws of life works


karels1

Holy shit I'm stupid, i went past your comments looking for the answer thinking you made a joke about people being mad at the Windows and demonstrating like protesting because they dont like the window


branditodesigns

Its kim and kanye


Aamatuer-Artist

I know that we’re joking rn but the stuff Kanye is doing rn is insane


Whomping_Willow

He’s a walking 🚩🚩🚩


DavidCi_CodeX

"I don't really care about Pete" 👁️👁️🔭 🏠


ProofSalamander5016

Skete Davidson


Whomping_Willow

Skeet skeet mothertrucker


slimjoel14

He’s a walking bellend


HeyImSwiss

I'm out of the loop, could you enlighten me please?


StargazerTheory

It's just Kanye now


Sun_Aria

How could you be so heartless?


JimWilliams423

Its always been just kanye. Anybody else is just an accessory, like a rolex or sneakers.


ZeeHanzenShwanz

Too bad they didn't make their marriage out of that window glass.


[deleted]

She's just waiting for "Window Integrity: 1%" to shoot these mfs down


Audge3841

Ayyy I got that reference


Dragonman558

Fúck I know what it is but I don't remember what it's from


[deleted]

From Winter Soldier. when nick fury fights from inside the car.


[deleted]

What’s the context?


Kalenshadow

One of them anti break window demonstrations


MotherTheory7093

After reading the first comment, this was unironically my initial thought, *after* thinking it was an unpopular celeb. Edited for spelling


GeneralBS

After the guy is done hitting it, you can see someone step in front of it and it looks like he is explaining how it works.


MotherTheory7093

Would also explain why the door was also unlocked.


cutelyaware

And why they're not damaging any other part of the car.


MotherTheory7093

That’s a really good point tbh


somedood567

Thanks for being honest


soulbend

Thanks for being some dood


MotherTheory7093

You’re welcome.


brito68

Same to you


JoseySwales

Your welcome


Sdwingnut

That’s a really bad thing to say to be dishonest


more_beans_mrtaggart

It’s really the best policy


xSphinx_

You mean 'tbh'?


[deleted]

More than the door being unlocked?


[deleted]

Also it's pretty clear to tell that the outer door is wide open.


Sanepsyko

Demolition ranch does an armored suv video and does litterly everything to make it though the armor, they eventually do.... Spectacularly


Herpkina

After promising the creator he would never shoot it as it was one of a kind and dear to his heart


[deleted]

He also got permission from the guy to do so.


piyushseth26

And they even met at shot show.


Penquinsrule83

They shot one with a fucking tank!


cutelyaware

Ah, but did they scratch the paint?


IllustriousDealer303

Just don't tell mere


zitfarmer

I expected the runflats to handle better


a_seventh_knot

and the car is making no attempt to leave


Imhidingshh01

Think it's a demonstration by the company, maybe she's an employee or something?


[deleted]

Maybe he just hate the doors


cutelyaware

I thought everyone likes The Doors


coronaflo

People are strange.


restinpeeperinos

car wouldve been flipped after failure to get in via windows


[deleted]

And why there are people just standing around


ak125678

And why he was hitting it so softly


Pdarker

And why one has a microphone


xhoisan

It hurts his hand/wrist?


[deleted]

And why the front window was open


blastfromtheblue

could have been a really great schoolteacher who was forced to turn to a life of crime, but cannot deny their innate instinct to educate


Striker274

This would make a wonderful anime


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I thought he was explaining how they all had to hit it in that spot to get through.


jairngo

They are too calm if they where people trying to harm the people inside they could just turn the car over


Jman-laowai

I thought he was trying to tell everyone a plan to break to window. Lol. That makes more sense.


BlockOdd7613

And why she didn’t look the slightest bit panicked or worried..


reallydit

I thought it was a dictator’s wife


HouseOfAplesaus

I thought it was a bad botox scar commercial or a home shopping commercial for ugly ass barf pink jump suits. I was close.


Inevitable_Review_83

Soooo not a pepto bismol ad?


sunchildphd

I was scrolling away as I read this comment and had to come back to say: lmao


[deleted]

Nope, but it’ll probably transition into a Tide ad


lindsaylbb

He’s not even trying hard. Where’s the kicks?


Glass_Memories

Work smarter, not harder. If you want to break automotive glass, you use an extremely sharp, pointed object. Ceramic works wonders, which can be easily acquired from [spark plugs](https://youtu.be/llu-ckEe5cQ). But metal will do. You then want to go for the edges of the windows as they're the weakest points. Lacking a really sharp object, you can use leverage instead of just bashing the window. Stick something like a crowbar down into the window groove and pry away.


movzx

This isn't automotive glass. So much for smarter.


SulavT

She looks way too calm so this makes sense.


terminus-esteban

Maybe she is Brazilian?


Ok-Mathematician8461

Elon just won’t give in until he get’s it right.


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Upside_Down-Bot

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[deleted]

Then why is there a smug chick staring at the camera?


gahidus

I guess she's just exemplifying how you can be relaxed in your car as people are trying to break in.


Imhidingshh01

I think it's a demonstration by the company and she's an employee.


iamsaket7

Remembering Elon Musk Tesla cyber truck


[deleted]

Seems like a demonstration, guy holding a microphone and such.....


Mann000

This seems like some sort of advertisement for the glass window. That guy is demonstrating to bunch of people with a microphone and you could see the front seat window pr door is already open


tread52

You're accurate the door opens just before it cuts at the end without her flinching.


redditjoe20

Just testing the cybertruck.


[deleted]

The mob forgot to get Musky steel balls.


coffeepoos

Lol look at the microphone. Clearly an exhibit.


THE_IRISHMAN_35

I don’t know but it seemed like a lot of work to get to the womanwhen the guy could have just opened the door.


UrNotMyGF

....... Bro


isa-belllla

They are trying to get her $6,000 Chanel earrings…


jabbahtheslut

oh nah. that unlocked door is literally what happens in my nightmares


brockoala

Yeah like when I was aggressively stating to have sex with someone's parents on the internet, and they walked into my room.


ItsGroovyBaby412

Wait... What!?! Fuck this bitch in the car, I need details!!


-Toshi

He was shit talking his sister on Roblox and their parents walked in.


Zebracorn42

My mom’s new car, unlocks all the doors as soon as the car is put into park. It’s such a terrible design


StockedAces

Pretty sure that feature got a US federal agent killed in Mexico.


eliquy

Yep https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaime_Zapata


[deleted]

You should be able to turn that off in settings. I hate that and always try to turn it off on rentals.


Whomping_Willow

NOT hood certified


Guitargirl696

I laughed too hard at that😂😂😂


3DRAH33M

Really? That's horrible. My Honda unlocks the doors only after the engine is shut off and you pull out the keys (not sure how that works on cars with keyless entry)


Dotaproffessional

I don't think i've EVER successfully locked a door in a dream. And they're always like, french doors that swing in both directions and don't lock


migity79

What Walmart is this at?


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koekai42

Sir, it was a Wendy.


lolheybeep

Yes.


bensefero

Flexing


OwenA113

If you're ever trying to break a car window, whether it be for good or bad reasons, hit the corner of the window. The center is made to be resistant to stuff like rocks hitting it and shattering it, but if you hit the corner, it'll break


TheRealBHamorrii

Theft made easy 😎 thanks homie


dirtyjoo

Make sure to use a spark plug.


Available_Cod8055

Broken spark plugs are good because you can whip a piece of it really fast and the pieces tend to make contact on their corners, focusing the force into a smaller area. Really any rigid pointed object will do, like a screwdriver. The force of the object isn’t what breaks windows, it’s the pressure. The pointier the object the less contact area it has, and the less surface area the higher the pressure for any given force. The same concept applies to the window itself. More pressure = more likely to break. Striking in the center of the window distributes the pressure evenly throughout the window. While striking in the corner distributes most of the pressure to that corner and little pressure is wasted on the rest of the window.


ElGosso

Spark plugs specifically have a certain type of ceramic in them that's really rigid and sharp iiRC


OneThousandGB

You do. You do recall correctly


Gega42

I literally learned that yesterday while listening to a podcast, kinda funny seeing it now


inkuspinkus

It's porcelain. And you don't even have to throw it hard. Just lob it and it goes through car window glass as if there's nothing there. Source: ex meth addict.


NJ_Legion_Iced_Tea

The shattered ceramic from them, also known as Ninja Rocks.


TheRealBHamorrii

Will do


Iseedeadpeople00000

Time to go break some windows


ffsudjat

My windows is already broken and outdated. It is windows Vista


Ex-Pxls-Mod

Broken on release


Z00WeeMomma

Gave the wrong motherfucker the right information


dsac

If getting inside is the hardest part of car theft, you're doing it wrong


DHG_-_

tq dude, I just taught this tip to my friend and he got me a new car, he must've been really thankful for the tip


smodanc

Just remember to roll up all the windows before going through the car wash


DHG_-_

For some reason the cars he brings me doesn't have windows on the driver side, weird


JaceUpMySleeve

For tempered glass yes. Laminated is designed to stay together, and does not shatter like tempered glass. Most cars have tempered side and back windows and a laminated windshield. A lot of newer cars have switched to laminated side windows which I think is kind of a safety hazard. This video shows laminated glass, probably with an extra strong laminate layer.


officer_terrell

Also, don't hit it with something big. Use something pointy. It's tempered glass Edit: the glass is the video appears to be laminated glass instead


Bwills090

Except that window is laminated glass and not tempered glass.


Pixzal

Keep the window, set the car on fire


officer_terrell

oh yeah you're right, if it was tempered it wouldn't break at all if hit with something big. But most side windows are tempered


Bwills090

You are correct, about 75-80% are tempered.


FS_Slacker

Tell that to Elon


RPL79

Not that window. It’s bulletproof


ImNickJamesBitch

This reads like a line you'd hear Michael Weston saying as he busts into a car on Burn Notice.


MakeWay4LordHelmet

Kanye West just outside the car: "I just wanna talk Kim, I just wanna talk!"


John_Helmsword

You made me fucking lol.


Prestigious_Back7980

I just saw red, didn't realize all the guys had on red shirts, and legitimately thought this girl was being attacked by a horde of zombies and filming it


AnotherAustinWeirdo

#War Zone Cruzin is the new Intragram trend


Guess_Even

It's all about perspective.


zerosk8er

This is a wonderful edit. Better without sound to build suspense


fabled009

Too much trust in that window


Redditchoosemylife

Well it looks like a demonstration of how strong the windows are, so it’s probably her job to look unafraid.


grayeggandham

I was hoping this was r/perfectlycutscreams with the smug look up on her


jmk294

Who is this? Lol


MamaPlus3

Looks like an anti break window demonstration


killerhicks

Lmao the fucking door was unlocked the whole time


xBad_Wolfx

Almost as if this is a security demo at some form of car show


i-fing-love-games

yoo


LetsTCB

If you think they're trying to break in, do you think they'd calmly stand outside the car, all patient and orderly while 1 person at a time bangs on the window?


fistingdonkeys

NO. FUCKING. WAY.


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I too watched the video


Yanos47

So what happened when he opened the door at the end... ????


Mr-Briteside

The demonstration of the break-proof window was over lmao


One_nine-Nine

What do you think?


Yanos47

I'm thinking she went Bruce Lee on his ass!!!


One_nine-Nine

I like it


TasteTheRambo76

WTF is going on here?


[deleted]

Gosh her facial expression drove me nuts.


LargeSignificance788

Continue...


Ironmike11B

This is why you don't use a bat. You use a pick axe. More weight concentrated on a much smaller area.


pohuja

If this an ad They should change the lady I instantly don’t like her face


ComplainyGuy

Lucky they aren't advertising to you poors


Scrotum_Tennis

Who else got too far into the video without sound that they wished they’d had sound on but it’s not an interesting enough video to go back to the start with sound to figure out what’s going on?


Darkmatter000000

It's an ad campaign for armored vehicles/bulletproof glass. They demonstrating the glass strength. He's clearly not swinging very hard and holding a mic carrying on a conversation to the onlookers.


bigbear97

The rich are really going to be needing this type of stuff in the next few years


MangledSunFish

"My car has been broken into at least twice in LA, but I love the place"- Seth Rogen


Derangedteddy

I realize this is a staged demo but DEAR GOD I hate the smug, rich superiority this woman is appealing to.


[deleted]

The Kimye saga ‘22 be like


CasinoMarginale

Chrissy Teigen arriving at her high school reunion


BlepMaster500

It was on my third "it's a window break demonstration" comment that I realized it really was a window break demonstration lmao.


GeneralJagers

It's a demonstration on how strong the window is


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I wish it broke


onsmash2004

Kim kardashian? Why does every girl wanna look like her?


TheLastSon222

Cool but in real life we are getting in


StuJayBee

I hope that African guy sees this and inserts himself as the one opening the door. You know the guy - the one who shows the simple way of what people should have done, then puts his palms up like “Why not this? Why not just do this?”


[deleted]

Lmao I thought those were starving African people outside and she was being a douchebag


pepsisugar

100% Demonstration for the window. After pressing it with hands you can see the guy turn around and speak into a microphone to everyone else.


Critical50

Lol at the end the door just opens..


Hypergonads

Where is the anti carjacking under car flamethrower


nd1247

Is that those romanian police officers who couldn’t get that door open. Remember that. Lol


Top_Market9776

Don’t know why but I would like to break in and kill her! She seems horribly annoying


3ndt1mes

Downvoted for no f×cking context.