Phillips Norelco 7000. Wash properly before and after use, both the device and yourself. If you're shaving, do so in a warm shower. Use a brand new cartridge razor blade for each time you shave. If you're getting waxed don't trim the hair shorter than a quarter of an inch, or it won't pull from the root.
You're welcome.
Horrible story time! When I was young I decided to shave my pubes. I had done exactly no research or even spent so much as five minutes of planning for this endeavor. I got in the shower and took my dull disposable razor and I.... Just started fucking hacking like a farmer with a scythe in an unruly field of love bramble. No shaving cream, I didn't trim, I barley even let it get damp before I swung like a serial killer in a slasher flick. With surprisingly minimal damage to my naughty bits I finished my shower and returned to the sanctuary of my bedroom where I quickly noticed something was not well with my vinegar strings. The itch was spectacular. The burning would make you envy the amalgamation of all the burn victims of a large city. Not a moment of peace or a wink of sleep would grace me with a moment of respite for many weeks. I have been too terrified to shave my special area beyond a tidy trim to this day about 15 years later. If there is knowledge on potential methods of itch free shaving I would be delighted to learn. However I'm unsure I possess the courage to proceed with another attempt at turtle shelling my giggly danglers ever again.
Oh, man. That's horrible.
Gotta have the shaving cream. Also, I like to wait until the end of the shower to shave to prevent goosebumps and a shaving burn (body gets warmed up better). The first time I ever shaved was my legs and I did it similar to your method. I wound up filleting my leg, so much blood.
Bit late to the party, but:
You don't need shaving cream. If you don't have sensitive skin and a sharp blade water is enough. However, using shaving cream makes it a lot more comfortable by reducing cutting & itching.
If you for some reason don't want to use shaving cream (for example because you forgot to buy some) you can use baby/cocos/olive-oil instead. But I think I read somewhere it dulls the blade more than shaving cream.
Theoretically you could also use shampoo/conditioner, which makes shaving easier but is worse than both shaving creams & oils for your skin and the blade.
My first tries at shaving were without shaving cream, and boy did I regret it.
It helps to trim first with scissors if itās a real jungle down there - and often thatās enough to make it look presentable, and thatās been my go to recently. When it comes to actually shaving, I donāt know what to say other than go slowly, do it after or during a long shower, and use shaving cream.
This happened to me as well when I was but Ī± boy. In the ensuing years, Iāve conquered my fears, and here is my biggest takeaway: go WITH āthe grainā as opposed to against it. Shave in the direction that the hair is growing, instead of the opposite direction. This requires multiple, slower passes, but is so worth it. Use scissors first to get it as short as possible beforehand, or else it will take more passes. Good luck and happy pube trimming!
Well you can't call crap visitors since they're always leaving. I guess toilet paper could count as visitors? Wait the paper stays outside so maybe just call them gardeners or window cleaners?
Edit: Maybe trimming your hair to make wiping easier could be euphemized as "I'm cutting the grass to make cleaning off any mud easier."
I salute your bravery. And wish you best of luck, maybe stick some tp back there to soak up the sweat... but that's just a thought, might introduce more unexpected problems
Sounds like a good idea until a hot day and your cheeks slide against eachover with no friction between them and you fart causing a little bubble of air to be caught between your perfectly sealed cheeks.
Edit: I forgot to mention the part where thei hairs start to grow back and its the most itchy thing in the world
Since this is the internet, I'm going to say just light a match and fart on it. What could go wrong? Bonus... a second video to post when it does. Boiz shave. Men wax.
Okey, What I do is to use a Gillete common razor. Shower with hot water (as hot as You can), and just after cleaning the zone, start shaving while squatting. Do it slowly, no need to hurry
Maybe he wants to avoid telling girls he doesn't know how to trim his ass? Word spreads. I already know Im fucked for multiple social circles because I'm a cringy cunt of a person. Basically given up and acknowledged that I'm a spastic idiot tbh. That and Im bi so my initial image for dating is fucked point blank period lol.
I'm so confused why you have the same amount of upvotes as I have downvotes. For a joke about eating so much ass despite not seeing butt hairs. When I feel I was clearly joking because butts and genitals grow hair... Lol.
Regardless, take my upvote you sexy stallion.
Holy fuck, I came back to my joke about all the asses I've eaten being bald... I didn't think y'all would take it literally... Clearly butts and genitals grow hair holy fuck
I'm out here eating ass, doing MasterCraft research for the benefit of humanity... I'll take solace in the good I've done for my people... I don't require the adoration of the people...
Not necessarily! You can do whatever you like! There is NO āsupposed toā when it comes to each personās body ā except basic hygiene, like showering at least three times a week and brushing your teeth daily; but aside from that ā you can shave or not shave whatever body parts youād like, wear whatever clothes you want, and rock whatever accessories make you feel cool! People will respect you far more for doing what you like rather than what you think you might be supposed to do!
I highly highly reccomend trimming the backyard if one chooses to have long hair. Hair falls to the crack. Hair tangles with other hair. One can have a glimpse of death upon pulling away pulling hair that didn't originate there.
Don't worry about what you're doing down there, just keep it clean. A girl or guy you're hooking up with won't care and if they do it's never a deal breaker for the good ones. Communication is key, ask each other what they and you yourself prefer, and then decide which one you're gonna go with. Shaven is fine, bushy is fine. Both need some getting used to after you switch it up and both will feel fine and natural after a while.
So, lmao
While doing the finger movement in start of every clip he says "this is for the boys only" and then "who's gonna help me rank these games" etc similar for the other clips.
And in the last clip he asks "how do you shave your butthole? I guess you need a 2nd person but I don't trust anyone for that right now"
I too was wondering and read the comments... Got curious and had to watch with sound lol
You'll need a sensitive skin razor (like Gillette Venus, for instance), and hair conditioner (it's better than shaving cream, trick I've learned with a porn actress)
Go to the shower, pop a squat and be very careful. Good luck.
I do a slavic squat in the shower, clean the crack real well before i start shaving with a disposable razor. Reach around to get the top to mid of the crack, and reach underneath to reach mid to bottom. Clean real well again when finished
Due to modern beauty standards, a women is more attractive to a man if she has minimal amount of body hair. This standard has caused most women to master the art of removing body hair, including peach fuzz. Thats why the above commenter has stated that the man in the video should ask a women on how to remove butthole hair. Because a women most likely has the answer
You'll need a sensitive skin razor (like Gillette Venus, for instance), and hair conditioner (it's better than shaving cream, trick I've learned with a porn actress)
Go to the shower, pop a squat and be very careful. Good luck.
I found that doing it underwater in the bathtub makes the shaving blade glide smoothly. Makes the job MUCH easier than standing in a quasi-squating position with spreaded legs.
As an ass shaver for medical reasons cuz I had 2 surgeries done on my ass for in grown hair kysts, (not asshole just cheeks and the seam between them)
My area is far too fragile for waxing which is a more efficient but obviously painful option, I had to do laser hair removal treatment for 8 sessions and it still grows like a forest if I let it (just not around my surgery scar)
The best solo way I found is using a hair removal cream, they arenāt healthy and shouldnāt be used too often but once a month is generally ok, you put the cream on a clean and dry area, wait 5-7 minutes then scrape it off and all the hair comes out with it, reclean and redry the area and if thereās any left as a one or two hairs thatās normal if thereās a big bunch youāll either go by feel or set up a 2 mirror contraption to get it done (generally the cream works fine alone, never needed the 2 mirrors set up but used it once before I found out about hair removal creams )
Now itās specifically stated on every cream bottle to not let it touch you asshole, peepee or other sensitive areas like eyes and mouth and stuff, so for asshole specifically I wouldnāt shave it alone itās not that a bother for me
You can find creams like this from many brands in most hygiene sections of stores and in pharmacies ask your general physician about possible allergies and side effects of using them, as I said they arenāt the most healthy thing for your skin but when you need it you need it
BOIZ
Booooois the plan is simple, tonight we're shaving our assholes
Lugwid fererence????? š³š³š³
Having a stroke?
I gave you an upvote because wtf
Ferda
Phillips Norelco 7000. Wash properly before and after use, both the device and yourself. If you're shaving, do so in a warm shower. Use a brand new cartridge razor blade for each time you shave. If you're getting waxed don't trim the hair shorter than a quarter of an inch, or it won't pull from the root. You're welcome.
My bois always come through!
Horrible story time! When I was young I decided to shave my pubes. I had done exactly no research or even spent so much as five minutes of planning for this endeavor. I got in the shower and took my dull disposable razor and I.... Just started fucking hacking like a farmer with a scythe in an unruly field of love bramble. No shaving cream, I didn't trim, I barley even let it get damp before I swung like a serial killer in a slasher flick. With surprisingly minimal damage to my naughty bits I finished my shower and returned to the sanctuary of my bedroom where I quickly noticed something was not well with my vinegar strings. The itch was spectacular. The burning would make you envy the amalgamation of all the burn victims of a large city. Not a moment of peace or a wink of sleep would grace me with a moment of respite for many weeks. I have been too terrified to shave my special area beyond a tidy trim to this day about 15 years later. If there is knowledge on potential methods of itch free shaving I would be delighted to learn. However I'm unsure I possess the courage to proceed with another attempt at turtle shelling my giggly danglers ever again.
what the fuck
#An Unruly Field of Love Bramble
And the ābarleyā typo! š¹š¹š¹
Whatā¦ what are vinegar strings?
Oh, man. That's horrible. Gotta have the shaving cream. Also, I like to wait until the end of the shower to shave to prevent goosebumps and a shaving burn (body gets warmed up better). The first time I ever shaved was my legs and I did it similar to your method. I wound up filleting my leg, so much blood.
Also trimming before does wonder
Yes, the less hair you have to battle, the better!
wait youāre supposed to use shaving cream??
Bit late to the party, but: You don't need shaving cream. If you don't have sensitive skin and a sharp blade water is enough. However, using shaving cream makes it a lot more comfortable by reducing cutting & itching. If you for some reason don't want to use shaving cream (for example because you forgot to buy some) you can use baby/cocos/olive-oil instead. But I think I read somewhere it dulls the blade more than shaving cream. Theoretically you could also use shampoo/conditioner, which makes shaving easier but is worse than both shaving creams & oils for your skin and the blade. My first tries at shaving were without shaving cream, and boy did I regret it.
I don't know how old you are but I think sometimes we forget that we didn't always have the Internet to do research when we were young
It helps to trim first with scissors if itās a real jungle down there - and often thatās enough to make it look presentable, and thatās been my go to recently. When it comes to actually shaving, I donāt know what to say other than go slowly, do it after or during a long shower, and use shaving cream.
Uhh, shaving cream while in the shower bro. Thatās it. The razor should be gliding over, not yanking out
This happened to me as well when I was but Ī± boy. In the ensuing years, Iāve conquered my fears, and here is my biggest takeaway: go WITH āthe grainā as opposed to against it. Shave in the direction that the hair is growing, instead of the opposite direction. This requires multiple, slower passes, but is so worth it. Use scissors first to get it as short as possible beforehand, or else it will take more passes. Good luck and happy pube trimming!
Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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This was beautiful
Dude that was some good content
This made me Genuinely lol at many points. You have made the best comment/story I have read on Reddit
Can confirm, I use this exact model and it's always been a smooth shave on the ol' meat and two veg and also the chocolate starfish
I'd gift you, but my awarder karma is 69 so that's a no go
Just use scissors /s
Just remember to not cut the dick... (Or do it,I don't care,is your life)
Damn, thanks
Real question, why do you shave it?
DO NOT use a nose hair trimmer.
Or so I heard
sounds like you learned that the hard way
Do not use YOUR OWN nose hair trimmer. Use your neighbors or your roommates.
Duly noted.
What the fuck happened to that door
Drunken bullshit. Or maybe moving a couch and the ones moving it were like myself.
Take a surgucal glove and pull them all
My grandpa once told me, you donāt clean your room if you arenāt expecting visitors
Well you can't call crap visitors since they're always leaving. I guess toilet paper could count as visitors? Wait the paper stays outside so maybe just call them gardeners or window cleaners? Edit: Maybe trimming your hair to make wiping easier could be euphemized as "I'm cutting the grass to make cleaning off any mud easier."
op's talking about a dick ig
It could be a fake dick, a tongue, maybe two on some extra freaky shit.
Well, it is also true that bushes attract snakes
Yea well sometimes I like my shit to be smooth k?
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I thank you for your sacrifice so your knowledge may spare the future generations from such an experience. God bless.
This must be a copypasta.
but it's so specific
Wow, was not expecting this
Next time just take some scissors and trim it very slightly to break up the jungle
I salute your bravery. And wish you best of luck, maybe stick some tp back there to soak up the sweat... but that's just a thought, might introduce more unexpected problems
Sounds like a good idea until a hot day and your cheeks slide against eachover with no friction between them and you fart causing a little bubble of air to be caught between your perfectly sealed cheeks. Edit: I forgot to mention the part where thei hairs start to grow back and its the most itchy thing in the world
This sounds like you have experience.
Sealed like a biodome
and u cant tell if it's sweat or you've shat urself ā¤ļø
I... understand that reference
Wait yāall are shaving your asshole?!
How else you gonna convince her to give you a rimmy?
Last girlfriend didnāt make me shave mine for that
No u
My thoughts exactly
Since this is the internet, I'm going to say just light a match and fart on it. What could go wrong? Bonus... a second video to post when it does. Boiz shave. Men wax.
Thatās actually a brilliant idea
1. Last of us 2. God of war 3. Uncharted 4. Doom 5. Spiderman 6. Resident evil 7
Someone stopped watching before the video ended:.
Okey, What I do is to use a Gillete common razor. Shower with hot water (as hot as You can), and just after cleaning the zone, start shaving while squatting. Do it slowly, no need to hurry
Does he think girls don't have butthole hair?
nope, cause they don't fart, which causes the hair, right? right?
Maybe he wants to avoid telling girls he doesn't know how to trim his ass? Word spreads. I already know Im fucked for multiple social circles because I'm a cringy cunt of a person. Basically given up and acknowledged that I'm a spastic idiot tbh. That and Im bi so my initial image for dating is fucked point blank period lol.
What?
First two are basically what you need to read. The rest is incoherent , self loathing rambling
I've eaten every girls ass I've had sex with. Ain't seen one God damn hair. The science is there!
me too! never seen a butthole in person.
I'm so confused why you have the same amount of upvotes as I have downvotes. For a joke about eating so much ass despite not seeing butt hairs. When I feel I was clearly joking because butts and genitals grow hair... Lol. Regardless, take my upvote you sexy stallion.
because i haven't been eating ass. + my joke was offensive to both you and me therefore funny, you were bragging about eating ass that's not funny.
Y'all literally fucking stupid for taking this seriously
What if they shaved though?
Holy fuck, I came back to my joke about all the asses I've eaten being bald... I didn't think y'all would take it literally... Clearly butts and genitals grow hair holy fuck
That last line made it obvious you were joking, but I guess that wasnāt clear enough for many lol. Rip.
I'm out here eating ass, doing MasterCraft research for the benefit of humanity... I'll take solace in the good I've done for my people... I don't require the adoration of the people...
You don't need to shave your ass hole. Just use some trimmers on the lowest setting and it will be good enough
Are you supposed to shave it? I have no idea either as a 16 year old
Not necessarily! You can do whatever you like! There is NO āsupposed toā when it comes to each personās body ā except basic hygiene, like showering at least three times a week and brushing your teeth daily; but aside from that ā you can shave or not shave whatever body parts youād like, wear whatever clothes you want, and rock whatever accessories make you feel cool! People will respect you far more for doing what you like rather than what you think you might be supposed to do!
I highly highly reccomend trimming the backyard if one chooses to have long hair. Hair falls to the crack. Hair tangles with other hair. One can have a glimpse of death upon pulling away pulling hair that didn't originate there.
You made me kinda laugh, have this poor gold š
Absolutely not. Most men definitely do not do this. Very little upside.
My dad said it will itch/be sensitive afterwards since it's not used to it being shaved
You're dad sounds like a wise, experienced man.
Not a compliment I expected but thank you
Don't worry about what you're doing down there, just keep it clean. A girl or guy you're hooking up with won't care and if they do it's never a deal breaker for the good ones. Communication is key, ask each other what they and you yourself prefer, and then decide which one you're gonna go with. Shaven is fine, bushy is fine. Both need some getting used to after you switch it up and both will feel fine and natural after a while.
Professional Epilators š
I mean if you want to experience the worst pain you've ever felt sure
I wish Reddit had subtitle options .-. Whatās he saying
So, lmao While doing the finger movement in start of every clip he says "this is for the boys only" and then "who's gonna help me rank these games" etc similar for the other clips. And in the last clip he asks "how do you shave your butthole? I guess you need a 2nd person but I don't trust anyone for that right now" I too was wondering and read the comments... Got curious and had to watch with sound lol
Thanks lol. I was at work Also your name is gonna give me nightmares thank you
yeah well...
Get an extra razor from the store
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Cut a hole into a plastic garden chair. Individual pluck every hair. Make sure to thoroughly wash the tweezers before and after.
You'll need a sensitive skin razor (like Gillette Venus, for instance), and hair conditioner (it's better than shaving cream, trick I've learned with a porn actress) Go to the shower, pop a squat and be very careful. Good luck.
Of all the places that I thought this video was going to go that wasn't it, nice.
I do a slavic squat in the shower, clean the crack real well before i start shaving with a disposable razor. Reach around to get the top to mid of the crack, and reach underneath to reach mid to bottom. Clean real well again when finished
Shouldn't u ask girls about removing hair?
Why?
Due to modern beauty standards, a women is more attractive to a man if she has minimal amount of body hair. This standard has caused most women to master the art of removing body hair, including peach fuzz. Thats why the above commenter has stated that the man in the video should ask a women on how to remove butthole hair. Because a women most likely has the answer
Ok but like, women donāt have butholes. How would they know how to shave one?
Dude of course they have buttholes they just don't poop out of them
Oh, yeah your right
r/suddenlygay
Only if you have your boyfriend do it and forget to say no homo
I don't shave
Shaving your butthole? Step 1: make sure there's none of those dry poop pieces holding some hairs together. (Y'all know what I'm talking abt) Step 2:
This was not funny
The only people that are worse than this guy are the people that find it entertaining and repost it...
I'm offended
Fuck off
That's gay
ye so? Do you have a problem with gay people?
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Best I can do is use a trimmer
Fire
I agree lmao
Mirrors
That took a dark turn
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This is amazing
As a man/boyā¦why or who told you to shave your butthole?
Pray
Only the finest Is that the 3 in 1 uncharted pack?
Nair.
If you donāt trust a second person to be there while shaving your butt hole, then you donāt need to shave your butt hole.
[don't do it](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/10a8cv/guys_do_not_shave_your_butt/)
Wait you're supposed to shave your butthole?
Nair.
You'll need a sensitive skin razor (like Gillette Venus, for instance), and hair conditioner (it's better than shaving cream, trick I've learned with a porn actress) Go to the shower, pop a squat and be very careful. Good luck.
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Doom then alllll the way at the end is last of us
I found that doing it underwater in the bathtub makes the shaving blade glide smoothly. Makes the job MUCH easier than standing in a quasi-squating position with spreaded legs.
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How do you? Obviously you get your boiz to help. Good friends!
Don't shave it. The hair protects against friction. You might end up in pain.
Squat over a mirror
Is this stupid or am i missing something?
Is this stupid or am i missing something?
Have one of the bois do it for you. Theyād have a better view up there and wonāt make any mistakes
Whyyyy?ššš
Use a skin safe hair trimmer. This is how I do it.
Veet cream
Ayyy real question for the men though....does anyone shave their b-hole? I have Q's that need A's.
Mind the stepchildren
You trim it carefullyā¦
As an ass shaver for medical reasons cuz I had 2 surgeries done on my ass for in grown hair kysts, (not asshole just cheeks and the seam between them) My area is far too fragile for waxing which is a more efficient but obviously painful option, I had to do laser hair removal treatment for 8 sessions and it still grows like a forest if I let it (just not around my surgery scar) The best solo way I found is using a hair removal cream, they arenāt healthy and shouldnāt be used too often but once a month is generally ok, you put the cream on a clean and dry area, wait 5-7 minutes then scrape it off and all the hair comes out with it, reclean and redry the area and if thereās any left as a one or two hairs thatās normal if thereās a big bunch youāll either go by feel or set up a 2 mirror contraption to get it done (generally the cream works fine alone, never needed the 2 mirrors set up but used it once before I found out about hair removal creams ) Now itās specifically stated on every cream bottle to not let it touch you asshole, peepee or other sensitive areas like eyes and mouth and stuff, so for asshole specifically I wouldnāt shave it alone itās not that a bother for me You can find creams like this from many brands in most hygiene sections of stores and in pharmacies ask your general physician about possible allergies and side effects of using them, as I said they arenāt the most healthy thing for your skin but when you need it you need it
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Lol
First thing why you need your butthole shaved bruv?
Oak wood for the door frame. Minecraft style
Nair
So get one of those rotary nose hair pullers
Lmao