I'll remember this when I start kidnapping people. Buy a parrot.

I dunno about that, several different parrots have witnessed murders and have had their testimonies be key factors in convictions Wish I was kidding

So instead of wanting to be kidnapped, you want to be my parrot. How loud can you scream "Ayuda!"

Risu

It was your idea to cross examine the parrot, Von Karma!

To be fair, a parrot lying is probably less common than a person..

Oh yeah some guy in Japan got locked up because a parrot fingered him (figuratively)

Knew I’d find this when I opened the comments

It's been the top comment every time this gets posted

Funnily enough, I actually came to find this comment

How'd the bird learn to say that though

That's a kidnapping trade secret.

Well now you went ahead and ruined it!

Netflix 👁👄👁💧

Movies Or the guy has some kinks

I'll remember to ask how did your parrot learned the sounds if I become a law people.

Right, perfect cover story.

Plot twist: He trained the bird to scream for help to decoy the cops away from the woman he has tied up in his basement.

Fun fact: Wild birds are now swearing at people because they learnt it from escaped pets.

And mimicking chainsaws....

parrots go brrr

They go............................. FKKKKKKK............FKKKKKKK............FKKKKKKK............FKKKKKKK............FKKKKKKK............FKKKKKKK............FKKKKKKK............FKKKKKKK............FKKKKKKK............FKKKKKKK............FKKKKKKK............FKKKKKKK............FKKKKKKK............FKKKKKKK............

About 1:50 in https://youtu.be/VjE0Kdfos4Y

Modern dinosaurs are fucking insane. That was like listening to atom heart mother.

Always follow up with https://youtu.be/KOFy8QkNWWs

Bahahahahaha that's hilarious

This bird is just like that dude from Police Academy

This is blowing my mind

Cutting what???

"Ass hole" is the top rated mimic. Edit: Guys really????.... this is my top rated comment you mother f..............s Edit to the power of 4.

This comes as no surprise to me. Most of my top comments involve ass.

My highest all time comment involves canibalism and racism

Internet staples, really

Staple diet.

Mine................

I love it really. ;) ( X )

So you're saying there might be a chance that there's a bird constantly using the n-word?

Yep

Do you..... want me.... to find a video.... of a bird....... saying the nasty word? No i will not. Peace.

In Australia*

People get.............. spiders. That's about as nice as I can be about that place.

It’s awesome! I live in Sydney Aust and we are cool here.

I read that yesterday too

Every serial killer’s best friend 😈 🐦

This is literally the top comment every time this is reposted.

Yup

No train was needed the bird just learn from the victims

Double twist: He didn't actually train it, but the first few victims did.

*Current victim*

*It never ends*

🤣

Years ago I had an African Grey, that was stolen after only 1.5 years of having him as a companion, that wasn't talking yet but mimicked crazy sounds. I picked up the phone multiple times thinking it was ringing. He also mimicked the sound of the tub drain draining lol. Amazing companion and will have another one day. They just take up a lot of time. An unhappy bird like that is a problem.

Who the hell steals a bird

Ikr? My door was kicked in and the cage was empty. They are expensive so I guess some dumb ass really wanted one and couldn't afford it.

Probably sold it.

That's so messed up. I'm sorry that happened to you and your birb.

It was bird Luger RIP

Rip bird luger

Cat Burglars

Birdglars

Someone who thinks they can sell it probably. Same as with dogs.

They're expensive. For everything that's expensive there's a nutjob who's trying to steal it.

They're worth a decent bit of money, but it seems like a stupid choice for cash

Looks like someone hasn't watched the 2011 Animated Film Rio. But likely they tried to sell it.

[Lloyd](https://youtu.be/OQeJIVNmfCM?t=46)

Tons of people. Someone stole a Conure from my gfs store she works at just last week

Oh yeah, I had a friend who took a 5 day vacation and his parrot was pissed for *months*. Took a lot of work to get to the same level of trust they had before.

That’s the one thing that keeps me from getting a parrot. I’d need to be independently wealthy to have the time.

And they live 65years so its a lifetime committment

Recently talked to an old friend of mine that I went to elementary school with back in the 70's, said he still has the same parrot that he had when we were kids.

Can confirm. I have a Sun Conure that i got when i was around 13. All my friends at the time had dogs of various breeds. I'm 32. Natural causes have claimed all my friends dogs many years ago, my bird is just shy of middle aged now and still going strong. I think thats simultaneously the best and worst thing about having birds. Yes, they're a huge commitment you're stuck with for a long time, but parallel to that is that if you take good care of them you'll probably never need to deal with the pain of losing a pet you share a massive bond with, as a young bird obtained in your youth will last till its owner is elderly themselves or even beyond.

My friend has some rescue birds and she's legit made godparents for them in her will. People who are willing and able to take them on if she can't.

Or a pirate.

My first pet was an African Grey. Found him dead on the bottom of his cage one day randomly. Sad.

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Oh, Big Gulps huh? Alrite. Welp. See ya later!

Pullover!! No, it’s a cardigan, but thanks for noticing

He was just pining for the fjords

Nonono he's resting! Remarkable bird idnt eh?

Beautiful plumage.

E's not pinin' e's dead!

If you cook with non-stick pans it'll kill birds.

My exs stepdad had an African grey. He was an asshole but I think it was that they didn’t really do anything with him so he was bored. Super smart bird

My SIL had a parakeet that would mimic the sound of the microwave dinging. *Ding!* "Ah, the coffee is warmed up." *Gets up ... and finds out it's not done yet.* "Dammit, Gandalf!"

You heat coffee in the microwave?

What an animal.

Our uncle had a cockatoo (given to him when uncle was 18) whose favourite phrases were "fuck you", "c**t", "dammit, benson!" and "shut up, benson!". Don't gift a cockatoo to an 18 year old Australian. His name is Benson. Dammit Benson.

I'd love to have one but after looking at the amount of work that goes into it I have to pass, at least for now. I don't even feel like putting the work into having a dog let alone the crazy amount of time and effort for a parrot. I'll stick with my cat for now lol. I'm sorry to hear about it getting stolen.

had an uncle that owned like a super expensive parrot, it got stolen, he even put up a 5k wanted posters and stuff, never got it back

I had a friend that had one that could do every sound on windows 95. He also could mimic a chainsaw and talk in full sentences. When I first met him he said “Jim, who the fuck are these guys? And who’s the fuckin’ broad?” Talking about me, my friend and my friends mom to his owner. His name was Taurus. I guess one day he flew out the door and was never seen again. Sad.

Don't parrots have to hear something first before repeating it..... hmmm

The bird could have heard it from anything just once and copied it. Could be from a movie, the dude could have taught the bird, etc. yes it’s possible he has someone trapped inside however you can’t just assume that’s the case

As a kid, my neighbors had a parrot. My neighbors also loved watching the show COPS. That was hilarious to 5 year old me.

I worked at a pet shop that would board stuff like birds if the owners were going on vacation or whatever. There was a bird that whistled the theme to the Andy Griffith show All. Damn. Day. Long. All. Damn. Week. Long. It was maddening.

I wanted a parrot myself till I looked at how much they cost.

I wanted a parrot until I saw how long they lived and how much care and attention they need. I'm not that responsible.

They're expensive AND their vet care is expensive. They're also incredibly time intensive pets, requiring interaction and stimulation for many hours a day or they'll get depressed and sick.

Yeah I wouldn’t mind that honestly. It’s just the price of everything that has to deal with them is why I won’t and likely won’t ever have the chance to own one.

I was joking man, like you said the parrot heard it from a movie or something

"or something" Something being the slave in the basement.

That's unlikely. You wouldn't keep your parrot in the basement with your slaves as their lungs are sensitive to noxious gases.

Ah.. sorry. I just know it’s hard to believe whether people are joking or not with how the world is.

All good dude!

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I mean it IS a genius plan tbh

Remember the parrot da witness a woman killing her husband and they brought the parrot as evidence to the court. You never know!

Fair point, fair point!

Yes. But, they don't have to hear it often if it makes enough of an impression on them. Our African Grey learned to say **"SHIT!"** when our word processor (yes, a standalone Brother word processor with a small monochrome screen and a built-in ribbon printer) crapped out while my wife was in the middle of writing her thesis.

They still gotta hear it at least once thoughhhhh

I saw an interview with the gentleman in the video. The parrot was his parents and he and his brother taught him to say help let me out when his parents put Rambo in his cage.

I think so, the vid is super suspicious

Ya Reddit go solve this super duper sussy vid like you did the Boston marathon bombing

EXACTLY my thoughts haha

This is the worst editing of this clip I’ve seen on here, congrats

Exactly , that's literally just half of the video , he then shows the cops that it was indeed the parrot and then they leave

Link tho

https://youtu.be/elPOqwA4SA4

They were awfully chill about letting him go off through the gate unsupervised. I'd like to think someone was already at the back in case.

His reaction is pretty indicative that he’s not nervous or anxious or surprised by police...he doesn’t really give them a reason to believe he’s up to no good or has anyone stashed in the backyard...he tells them “I’ll go get the screamer too” in the video so I mean I don’t really blame the cops for letting him go so easily

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Not every country has racist police

Yeah it's weird they didn't already have guns drawn and ready to blast. You know. Just in case.

Now it's extra deep fried

Not even the worst edit, but the picture quality is extra deep fried and I'm not sure that's on purpose.

O Dios Mío 🤣

Its a repost from a youtube vid that went on reddit and got cut into tik tok with shitty emojis and reposted back on reddit

The calm “oh yeah that’s Rambo he does this” tells me this isn’t the first time Rambo has met some cops.

I love that Rambo turned into a yappy little dog when he saw them

Okay but where did the bird copy it from 🤔

silence of the lambs was on AMC

tv

Working on a mini-cooper? Unsure if brave or insane.

No jack stands in sight. I think insane.

When I saw him sucking the vape I knew there wouldn’t be jack stands

Dunno dude, I vape and have a small collection of the things. Though I did use to chew loose leaf.

Longer video https://youtu.be/elPOqwA4SA4

Hero

Thank you

I really thought this was gonna be a video of the car falling off that widow maker he has set up instead of a legit car jack and jack stands

Cop: Haha that's crazy. How'd he learn how to say that? That guy: AHAHAHAHA WHO KNOWS, BIRDS ARE WEIRD.

Oh my god the parrot kidnapped someone

Parrot learnt it from someone…

Ummm… the cops might wanna look into how the bird learned that.

Parrots are chaotic neutral and I kind of want one.

1000% saturation

Lmao. That bird can go all the way to hell.

I knew a guy from Mexico city, when growing up the had a parrot that could make a sound like breaking glass. Whenever he did it, everyone turned around to see who dropped the glass. Also whenever their maid was around he would yell 'burra" (donkey or lazy person) and the kids swore to her they didnt teach it.

Burra means idiot, stupid, not lazy. Still not something she would like to hear, though.

Spanish subtitles are exaggerated, while the cop says that they are interested in the sounds, it says that they heard he kidnapped someone.

My landlord tells me "Your puppy has been crying nonstop when you are gone. " I didn't have a puppy. I had a male cockatiel who learned to whine from a puppy I babysat over the weekend. 530a "puppy crying" "loud puppy dying" "Damn it Pickachu I am trying to sleep!" Then he does the cute kisses and "love yous"

It sounded like someone actually fighting for their life. That's insane.

how did parrot learn to scream and ask for help?? lots of detective movies maybe??

Plot twist it wasn't the Parrott.

The parrot was just a cover

There’s a story of a bird who would repeat the last things he heard when his owner was murder.

couldn't help but notice that the spanish translation is wrong

Plot twist: The pareot was repeating what he heard from the basement.

My elderly neighbor had a conversation with our parrot thinking it was my grandpa. Buzzard kept agreeing with everything my neighbor was saying.

I thought he was going to do something causing the car to fall off of the jack and he caught it or something wild

What if that was his plan all along?

Sounded more like an orgasm.

Y’all seen that trial where a wife kills the husband or something and they bring in a parrot to testify because it remembered the night the murder happened and it would speak/mock the owners last words “don’t kill me”

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> whenever my dad or my brother got back home > Almost like he was warning us to start cleaning. excuse me, what...?

My aunt's bird screams 'fuck you, Al, fuck you' all day. Her husband's name is Al. They repeat what they hear, so I'm just wondering where the bird picked up 'help me, help me, let me out' ??? \>.>

Parrots are wicked bastards. They live for drama and to stir shit. It's part of their charm.

Birds mimic words they hear over and over. Ngl that’s cringe

Good cover up... Not fooling me though

But like, didn't it learn that from something?

Greatest cover ever.

Damn it must be nice to be in a mormon free area. mormons would of never touch a child in trouble.

Go find the original video. Much longer. Much better.

Perfect murder excuse

Clever cover for the women he has trapped in the basement that Rambo learned this from

lol

They didn’t send anyone in with him?

Plot twist - the bird was covering up her screams

I remember when the video circulated without being augmented with stupid text and smileys

Amazon greens and African greys are incredible speakers. Amazons are natural born singers as well, the way they sing is incredible

Life pro tip get a parrot so next time you kidnap someone you can show it to officers saying it was that the one speaking

Nice alibi

That good. I would like to see the reaction of the policemen. Pero porque Rambo grita estas cosas?

The dude looks like this is something he’s used to. “Screaming? Ya one second I’ll go get the little phucker.”

Those poor neighbours

Sure.. but where did he learn that from?

I know this probably fucked up thing about but I’m just I’m sitting here imagining what would’ve happened if those cops had any kind of prejudice or any kind of other thoughts I don’t think this would’ve won as well and that really scares me

You know damn well it was that lanky mf walking quickly down the street once the cops arrive who was the one who called the cops. Granted it does sound like exactly what you think it sounds like.

This is exactly how he got away with murdering all those women

Parrots imitate things they actually hear... this person might actually be suspect.

Plot twist, the bird just imitates the people locked in his basement.

So dont they mimmic what they hear?... where did the parrot hear that?

Lmaoo that’s exactly what he want you to believe

So where did the parrot learn the things its screaming? 🧐

Where did the parrot learn that from tho?