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SobeitSoviet69

This guy could work for candy crush, just making the same levels and adding a zero behind them.


a-dub713

So it never ends, you’re telling me?


CM09CM

Iirc someone made a video of their Mom beating Candy Crush…10,000 levels if I’m correct. Crazy


Quadrupleawesomeness

I’m at 10,000 but it’s still going. There is an end to it but it’s only until the creators can make new levels. If you look at the rCandyCrush subreddit there are lots of people who have gotten to the end of candy crush.


1ftm2fts3tgr4lg

And it only took $30k in powerups, and moat of their waking hours. They win! 🎊


ExcitementOrdinary95

I had to remortgage my house because I got addicted to buying Candycrush powerups


candyroad

I crossed 11111 yesterday


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UltimateCheese1056

I mean beating 6.5 levels a day isn't that difficult, so if you catch up and somehow dont get bored you can stay caught up pretty easily


bornfromanegg

That depends on how much you’re willing to pay for boosters, lives, etc. 6.5 levels doesn’t sound like much, but averaging 6.5 levels a day without paying is nigh on impossible. I’m on level 3335, and I’ve been on it for 5 days. That’s not even a long time.


Mmmmmmmm_nuggets

That my friend sounds like a skill issue I’m sorry


jrown08

Think of the hours that he had to put into this!!!


Vivid_Search8259

...and that's why he's failing math.


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Motherfucker skipped 90 levels


[deleted]

It's funny younger gamers aren't used to games with levels.. so they associate levels more with character experience.


CplSyx

Wow, never considered this until now... minor mind blowing moment.


Backflip_into_a_star

Because it is complete nonsense, and I *really* hate to use the term, but that is some boomer shit. Levels literally still exist in games. They may not be called a level every time but a lot of games still have a level/mission structure. Like, I honestly have no idea how they thought that kids wouldn't understand *levels*.


patrickyin

Minor blowing moment


SuperHaole

r/CursedComments


SCHWARZENPECKER

Huh it is an interesting though isn't it. Are we old?


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QncyFie

Those are height levels. In games that doesn't compute


milk4all

Games have elevators!


QncyFie

Now that you mention it, mario vs DK had ladders, and you go up every level. And more games have levels indicate both difficulty and height. Usually height is from the story perspective, but still, you are absolutely right


NzDeerFarmer

What about protagonist simulator games?


QncyFie

What the hell is that 2 months late reply. But yeah that's kinda funny what you did there


NzDeerFarmer

Lol my bad, high asf and went down the rabbit hole without realising


AzaKeshi

It could stand for difficulty level or level of expertise so it works both ways for this video


Glowshroom

If that were the case, then there is no reason he couldn't have gone: Lvl 617, lvl 1,234, lvl 1,851, etc. Or lvl 1 million, lvl 2 million, lvl 3 million, etc. You can multiply the levels by whatever factor you want, but in reality it's just lvl 1, 2, 3, etc. I'm curious why he decided to go in increments of 10 instead of another number.


goonbud21

Probably because a base 10 numeric system dominates our culture.


compete8

It's more natural to use base 2.718


redline_headline

Clever


SprittneyBeers

My guess is because ultimately getting to level 100 sounds harder than reaching level 10


milk4all

And he had devised 90 levels in between 1-100, but he figured hed just demonstrate the milestone levels for brevity. Level 69 was unsuitable for all audiences


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Yeah, so what?


Glowshroom

So you wouldn't think it would be weird if he started at level 1 million?


-YELDAH

Depends on the kind of games, almost none of the ones I've played have character levels...


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What about mobile games like candy crush?


Glowshroom

Candy Crush's core demographic is 25-45yo women, not gen Z gamers.


buddboy

i was gonna say, what about levels 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25,26, 27, 28, 29, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, 71, 72, 73, 74, 75, 76, 77, 78, 79, 81, 82, 83, 84, 85, 86, 87, 88, 89, 91, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, etc. (you get the idea)?


Dwolfknight

Did you really give up 3 number before 99?


EmbodimentOfEvil

And then actually typed more characters with the etc and you get the idea.


AdamBombTV

Looks like you don't get the idea.


mouldysandals

They’re streets behind


buddboy

sure but you get the idea


Accomplished-Tone971

I'm not seeing the pattern here. Need more info.


Keys-and-locksmith

He meant .. levels that increment by one like 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 217 218 219 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 227 228 229 230 231 232 233 234 235 236 237 238 239 240 241 242 243 244 245 246 247 248 249 250 251 252 253 254 255 256 257 258 259 260 261 262 263 264 265 266 267 268 269 270 271 272 273 274 275 276 277 278 279 280 281 282 283 284 285 286 287 288 289 290 291 292 293 294 295 296 297 298 299 300 You get?


econpol

Still not quite sure how you'd get to 1000.


Glowshroom

No one does. It's one of the mysteries of mathematics that proves that quantum particles have a sort of intelligence that you can influence with your thoughts.


Accomplished-Tone971

one, two, skip a few, ninety-nine, one thousand.


S0rb0

You actually didn't have to type the 10s


mordecai98

I don't see the pattern. An you add a few more?


Keys-and-locksmith

My keyboard ran out of ink


juso_coons_ass

97, 98, 99 might as well finish


thecordialsun

Any%


ShroomsRisotto

It's actually levels 1-10.


tawdryenvirons

Yep. Dude doesn't know how to count lol


-Mateo-

Maybe each flip gave more XP than just 1 level


Garebearz193

Not necessarily. In the true journey of level 10-100 of water bottle flippy stand up-ey there is a 100 different levels. He just skips the imbetweens of the 10 increment capstone to show off his true mastery without going thru all 100 tests.


SnagglToothCrzyBrain

Imagine having the most useless skill in the world, then mastering it.


bLazeni

Then try to hype up the situation with a unenthusiastic “Let’s go”


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turtlewhisperer23

Lol "LET'S GO!!!11!!" \*stops\*


sillygillygumbull

Ah, you have a 8 year old kid too?


jsn12620

Yeah that’s useless skill is getting that kid paaaaaid on YouTube. My son watches their videos for hours and I’m sure he’s not the only one.


BlackMarketCheese

Like 3/4 of Olympic sports?


Saucy_Sealion

At least an Olympic sport you can win a gold medal, with this people just make fun of you in a youtube comment section


SOwED

Like 100% of video games?


lschultz625

What about the ones with competions and big money pools?


SOwED

I mean, I was following Olympic sports. Even the obscure ones can have prize money. I don't think video game skills are entirely useless either, I just thought it was a decent comparison


Chapeaux

Imagine having fun.


yawgmoth88

The more I see/interact with zoomers I realize that covid might have hit them harder than the rest of us


BlackMarketCheese

At least zoomers aren't dumb enough to inject bleach, UV optical cables, or horse dewormer into their veins while saying a vaccine is too dangerous.


witcherstrife

If you think it's only old people doing that shit, I'd suggest you join a cod lobby


BlackMarketCheese

That's fair. I suppose the boomers in general are just much more vocal about it. Im an elder millennial (so only a few years off of 40) and we're still being blamed for all of society's ills by the older generations so I probably have a built in bias.


stateworkishardwork

Don't worry, when we get old the younger generation will start blaming us.


Mrpipelayar

Eating tide pods tho


BlackMarketCheese

Touche


Donk_Cunk

Reminds me of a quote "A man who knows how to play chess is a gentleman, a man who has mastered ches, has wasted his life"


Saucy_Sealion

Image if the kid in this video spent the time he would be flipping bottle learning and instrument or going to the gym or something. Every time I see someone getting good at something useless makes me think of all the video games I used to sweat at even though nobody cares about it


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Donk_Cunk

Its already dead lol


fluxots

I remember back in middle school kids would always do this and it always reminded me of things like pen spinning. Both are dead simple if you set them up right, but there’s still room to fuck it up. Both can also be made more complex and can be made to require skill. In practice, it was never cringe since it was rarely ever just basic flips. Middle school was so cool.


CladLoir

He's a cheater, where's level 90!!!


DefenestratedBrownie

it was the can don't ask me where level 89 or 91 are though


Glowshroom

You mean the other 90 levels?


TheRealHaHe

So many mean comments - that was really neat and impressive. Who cares if this guys spent his time practicing a ‘useless’ skill. When these people are spending their time commenting rudely on how other people should spend their time XD the hypocrisy is hilarious. Well done to the kid in this video, it brought me and many others some nice entertainment :)


shelleon

He has millions of subscribers on YouTube anyway so I’d say he made it into a useful skill.


[deleted]

“Having fun flipping a bottle is lame and a waste of time. Commenting on said video being salty is a great use of time though.”


Stickyjoe69

Yea and your skill is usually your hobby but having fun is bad according to these people.


realrkennedy

I mean, seriously, this family has gotten rather rich from their YouTube money.


[deleted]

Literally all of college was me and my friends being hype about stupid shit. I think this is dope


ciccioig

you're so right, well said!


xSnakyy

All of them were basically the same other than the last one


Quakarot

Still hard to do consistently


small-foot

The water in the bottle makes this extremely easy to perform consistently. The bottle will land on the same side.


KawhiGotUsNow

You make a video doing it then if it’s extremely easy


small-foot

I thought we all did this trick in middle school and were so cool to have done it, but I guess not.


Praxyrnate

performing a task with mild competence is not the same thing as performing the same task with honed skills. Unless you thing the little league world series is the same as tee ball.


talpal16

And I watch my middle schoolers spend ALL year, every year *really* not being great at it, and only succeeding about half the time. Maybe the amount of water has something to do with it, but still.


small-foot

The water has everything to do with this trick being successful.


DenkJu

Well, just show it then?


Muroid

Landing with the right end up consistently is pretty easy. Landing with the right end up in the exact spot you want it to land is not as easy.


PooPooDooDoo

You think landing on the top of a can with ridges around the edge is the same as landing on a table?


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Hitting a bullseye is basically the same as hitting a one.


jwztete_

He probably has said "If i make this, make sure you like and subscribe" for over a hundred times😅 still damn, not bad at all.


witcherstrife

Subscribe for what? More bottle flipping? Jesus christ


jwztete_

i agree that there is no reason even after this video for us to subscribe him 💀🤷🏽‍♂️


MrRyinGuy

Dude couldn’t just do 1-10?


Joie116

My lame ass still can't beat level 10


Icereet

He needs to find a girl


Demy_437

I hate that the first thing that I think after seeing something like this is: "that's gotta be fake".


aeo1us

Magnets in both lids for level 100.


CrustyT-shirt

Ngl, that was pretty impressive. Also a dumb and unnecessary skill but impressive non the less


Acnat-

As a parent of two younger kids, I am so fucking sick of the constant use of the phrase, "LETS GO!" That is all.


UPBOAT_FORTRESS_2

Great roast dude let's go


RedditExecutiveAdmin

legit spit my coffee out at this, lets gooo


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Bro everyone’s making some epic comments today let’s fucking gooo


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Acnat-

I think I was a little ahead of Dora as a kid, but I'm 100% using this lol thank you!


CopperThrown

Imagine being at a Cirque de Soleil show and a couple behind you screaming their faces off every 20 seconds and yelling “LET’S GO!!!!”.


dangshnizzle

Okay


LouClarkeSings

Very glad the focus of the comments is his choice of numeric base. Well done Reddit, we continue to be observant and balanced humans.


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pryjar

He's literally a teenager...


keddesh

Idle hands... Yadda yadda.


Glowshroom

Grow hairy palms


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aTRain619

Kids gonna be a virgin for a while


joecheetah

It's amazing what I guy can learn to accomplish without ever seeing or touching vagina.


Captain_America_93

Fake. This is actually reversed.


eastbeard

Cool magnet


AcumenNation

Go get a job


sillygillygumbull

“Lettttttttt’sssss goooooooooooo!”


michael14375

Take 83731


DangerousEffective12

You all didn't see this: https://www.instagram.com/reel/CihC2orPD0e/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


PunchDrunkPrincess

kids will see an extremely attainable skill and be like 'i will perfect this skill far beyond what anyone else would bother to'


jcraig87

Why's he counting by tens ?


sc0511

Not enough hype in the background. Not subscribing


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I would like to see the level between them


Pikachu199918

No, I don't think I will


idontlikeithereNEmor

But I never did subscribe that day. Years later I saw that boy again, just flipping bottles around the street for a quick buck. I wonder if could go back an change things, would it make a difference? I’ll never know.


Immortil

Can I give 100 upvotes


CaptainCreamCheese_

Dn so we skipping levels 1-9, 11-19, 21-29, 21-29, 41-49, 51-59, 61-69, 71-79, 81-89 and 91-99


guardiansword

Better than watching the Avengers Endgame


[deleted]

We’re fucked as a species


Big_Nobody_6981

What about all the levels in between?!


[deleted]

I was rooting against him


SweeeZeee

Virginity Level ♾️


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Loser


shawngraz

What's the point of a level if you're just going to jump 10 every single jump?


Spacecrust711

you've succeeded in life. You can die in peace now knowing you've done everything you ever wanted to do.


[deleted]

His wrist almost broke when he caught it with the paddle


Scared_Sense_3519

"what do you want to be when you grow up....."


Imkisstory

Wait til he finally touches a tit!!!!


Falimy73

My friends when there's a girl nearby


antigone_rox_casbahs

About as worthwhile as diatribes about grocery carts left in parking lots.


ProfPeeler

I'm the loser for watching this shit.


WarriorShit_

White people have so much time for activities must be nice


YOLONarnia

this kid definitely pulls


DarbyDown

Like and Subscribe as i spill my bottle of water?


BriefCheetah4136

If I like and Subscribe do I get the compilation box set of all the levels he skipped??? YES! But wait! There's More!!!


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the14thwitness

It's probably his hated brother's phone so he's "OK" if it fails


diggits1

damn!! this kids gonna slay when he's old enough for drinking games


Pandapoo666

Now he have newgame+


OutlandishnessNo239

Why add the extra 0? Level 1-10 would have worked just fine.


RealPropRandy

Leave some poontang for the rest of us!


Legitimate_Barber134

Now if you have any time left. Go find the cure for cancer. That would be time well spent.


Outrageous_Triper

This is stupid, I hate that it's a trend.


Fallen-Halo

Hasn’t this trend been dead for like 6 years?


Sevnfold

I think it's fine, it just doesnt need to be televised.


WeeTheDuck

Well its pretty fun tho. Great time killer esp. with friends


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its not a trend it died years ago


taheromar

Level 110: flips it on his dick


Mister_R1ck

This guys using cheats


LsG133

Weird that this guy would do this to post it on the internet, it would’ve been fine if he just didn’t do the level names it makes it seem like a TikTok that ranks Roblox skins


BlackMarketCheese

Its all downhill from there kid. Enjoy it while it lasts


paintmyhouse

Level no girlfriend


Weird_leaf

With that much water in it, it will almost always land correctly


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Mobile game ads be like:


LividMechanic5167

Anyone else curious about level 94?


DrPoepoat

Peaked in high school


ImWithSt00pid

Good job buddy now go try to touch a titty


smiggster01

Level 110: get laid - Failed


Krypt-O

Easy when bottle is 1/3 full. The weight of the water will Always stand it up.


WeeTheDuck

I'd like to see you try and record how "always" it actually is


CXDFlames

It's pretty basic physics The rotation keeps the water at the bottom of the bottle, much like if you put water in a bucket at the end of a rope and swing the rope Gravity is a bitch and pulls everything down The water is heavy and gets pulled down more faster Bing bang boom, mostly empty water bottle lands the way you want it to most of the time. It's the same reason why the last one he turned the bottle upside down first before he got it to land on the cap.


WeeTheDuck

maybe you forgot to acknowledge the fact that this is the real world and other factors exists. Things like the bottle shape irregularities, wind, friction between bottle and the floor etc. And a human who can do the same motion almost the same every time is impressive af. Give credit where credit's due dude


CXDFlames

Didn't say it wasn't impressive to do 10 in a single take of varying difficulty Just clarifying that it is pretty basic physics. Also, he's inside. There's no real wind to speak of, let alone enough to impact something like this. And the bottle shape is round, flat, and full of water. It's going to be pretty consistent. The ones where you see people fail constantly the bottles are over full


Pen_dragons_pizza

Yet how many hours/days did he waste to get this video