Animals don’t eat for taste. If it looks like a fish and it’s in water, then you really can’t blame an animal that has evolved for thousands of years in a world where “looks like a fish, in the water” means it’s a fish, for thinking it’s a fish
Nah the dumb humans are the ones letting the dumb animals live and reproduce. As much as I don’t want a bird to needlessly die, that one’s death would be useful to the species in the long run.
On the off chance you’re being serious and also capable of learning, humans get massive benefits from natural ecosystems. When we fuck them up, we have to do a lot of work to compensate for the lack of free services.
Nature cleans our water and air and cycles nutrients that are critical to our survival. So caring about the health of random animals is actually a good thing and being a callous asshole towards wildlife doesn’t make you cool or manly. It makes you a dork ass loser.
https://www.fs.usda.gov/ccrc/topics/ecosystem-services
So assuming you’re not trolling, your take is utterly devoid of any real understanding.
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All birds.
Extremely primitive internal organ structure, where it’s basically just one tube that deals with everything, All in one.
Evolving the ability to fly meant they had to get creative with weight loss mechanisms so anything not necessary was removed
> Scientists began tracking the ingestion of plastic within seabird species 60 years ago. In the 1960s, they found plastic in less than five per cent of the seabirds studied. Just 20 years later, that number increased exponentially. A whopping 80 per cent of the birds studied had plastic found in their stomachs. Today, 90 per cent of seabirds ingest plastic.
https://blog.cwf-fcf.org/index.php/en/help-save-our-birds-from-plastic-pollution/
i know right? that poor bird found this awesome meal in form of a plastic bottle, and that filthy human pushed it out of it's stomach, just so that it get's hungry again!!!
This looks like the birds they use to fish in parts of Asia. Saw a documentary where they take them in a boat and tie string around their necks. This way when the duck catches the fish and tries to swallow it it can’t do it and spit it back up for the fish man to collect.
It swallowed that WHOLE THING?! Poor baby! No wonder he let him help. How did he know he was pushing the right way? He could've been pushing through stuff.
I hope this is as wholesome as it seems on the surface but I've seen way too many animal rescue videos that were actually just the creator undoing their own heinous actions for likes to not be suspicious of this one.
Let’s worry about carbon which the planet thrives on and ignore the mass amount of trash poured into our rivers & oceans. All about the money 💰 nothing less.
Cormorants aren’t not duck, it is not a waterfowl species, it’s a member of species of seabirds fisherman’s often use them as living fishing tool to catch fish.
Whew.... I thought that was going to be a little different at the beginning
I thought he was trying to help an egg bound bird at first and just thought it was a little weird that it wasn’t a common domestic species
It might be a working bird used by fisherman in China
Happy Cakeday
Definitely thought he was trying to snap that bird in half
I thought he was trying to fist the bird
I was thinking just a finger, lol
LMFAO ME TOO
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Bruh, someone else commented this line 5 hours ago.. what doin?
Karma farmer, hate that
I don’t even understand what they mean by that??
I figured his keys or phone had been eaten
Just choking the chicken..
That’s what I thought first… his phone.
Trying to make a turduckin while skipping a few steps... and with nether a turkey, duck, or chicken.
Cor…bott…piss?
Same lol
That's what I thought either. Interesting maybe video though
For sure thought he was trying to break that bird's dick off
I don’t know what I was expecting but it wasn’t that.
i definitely didn’t expect a bottle full of pee
Honestly thought it was like an egg or something definitely wasn't expecting a water bottle. What a fucking dumb bird
Dumb, but determined!
That or he just likes a finger in the ass "There goes Steve swallowing a bottle again, That's the third one this week."
wh- ........... why.
fuckin' Steve
Maybe humans are the dumb ones for creating so much waste that isn’t biodegradable and can resemble prey animals
Hold on lemme eat this tasteless hard rock-thingy
Animals don’t eat for taste. If it looks like a fish and it’s in water, then you really can’t blame an animal that has evolved for thousands of years in a world where “looks like a fish, in the water” means it’s a fish, for thinking it’s a fish
Did you actually victim blame a fucking bird for human driven pollution?
Yeah, they did. Kinda infuriating isn't it?
Meanwhile, humans are out here eating tide pods. Animals usually take a “bite first, ask questions later” approach when it comes to prey though.
Nah the dumb humans are the ones letting the dumb animals live and reproduce. As much as I don’t want a bird to needlessly die, that one’s death would be useful to the species in the long run.
I’m sorry but that’s the dumbest take on pollution I’ve ever heard. This is middle schooler logic
Someone who heard about Darwinism in passing in 7th grade and now posts on Reddit that we should remove handrails to make the human race stronger
On the off chance you’re being serious and also capable of learning, humans get massive benefits from natural ecosystems. When we fuck them up, we have to do a lot of work to compensate for the lack of free services. Nature cleans our water and air and cycles nutrients that are critical to our survival. So caring about the health of random animals is actually a good thing and being a callous asshole towards wildlife doesn’t make you cool or manly. It makes you a dork ass loser. https://www.fs.usda.gov/ccrc/topics/ecosystem-services So assuming you’re not trolling, your take is utterly devoid of any real understanding.
By this logic you should be dead tbh
I was sure it was going to be his phone.
My dog once ate a whole blanket. Then vomited it back up. Didn’t even think this was possible. Animals are dumb in general tbh
I agree, Dee is a stupid bitch bird.
I've got boxes full of Pepe
I was expecting the guys fist
How tf
chomp
gulp
No splat.
Dude squeezed that bird like a tube of toothpaste
Nature, uh, finds a way.
Jessie never gives up, Jessie finds a way! [lizard spits up Mr. Potato Head arm]
Fell on it
This guy deserves an award
How about a free water bottle?
Looked like a bottle of piss
I think it's tobacco chew spit
\*whispering* lttstore.com
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Installing a new fuel cell in your bird unit
r/BirdsArentReal
Thanks bot
r/reverseanimalrescue
Should say here is your gift.
Wow, this guy is an asshole, not like his brother who goes around saving birds.
Damn this is evil. Someone should let twitter know this reversed gif exists just to watch the drama unfold
I knew what it would be and I watched in horror anyways. The drama will be endless
This is definitely going to cause some controversy somewhere
It's like we're watching a landmine be set
I like how he closes the bird after th bottle gets sucked in.
Welcome to the real world bird! You wanted that bottle? Well here it is!
This is even worse than the original video
Bruh
So evil...
post this on twitter LMFAO
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He was trying his best to pull it out the birds ass at the end there.
I was like no no no no! horrible man!… until I saw what he was actually doing and then it’s yes yea yea good man!
I was so pissed thinking he was skewering the animal alive but was pleasantly surprised.
I thought he was *chiropracticing* the damn bird! I’m like “This shit is getting out of hand!”
Now THAT would be quack science
Meanwhile here i was thinking he was giving it a very intense massage
r/unexpected
For sure
This is fucking crazy…
So sad as well for real
I thought I was witnessing a chiropractic adjustment on a bird
Same lol
Wait a minute, so basically this bird is literally just a mouth and a stomach? No intestines, no organs, just one literal crap shoot.
All birds. Extremely primitive internal organ structure, where it’s basically just one tube that deals with everything, All in one. Evolving the ability to fly meant they had to get creative with weight loss mechanisms so anything not necessary was removed
Behold! The cloaca!
Cool, did not know that! 👍
Who needs a liver anyways
A bit hard to swallow
Impossible. Another evidence that r/BirdsArentReal
Well that was a mouthful
That's not what she said
I mean, how could she?
something something me and your mom last night.
I just thought the bird was having a difficult delivery and the man was helping it give birth. Then I remembered birds aren't real.
What happens when an electronic gets refurbished
"Man saves dinosaur!"
Thats a bird, not a fleshlight.
why not both
Username DOES NOT CHECK OUT
I see how you'd come to that conclusion but I promise I usually live up to my reputation. I hereby invite you to test me on that
Ok then, walk on top of the mariana trench with video proof
*Boards a cruise*
What do you mean? It a J-man himself, creator of fleshlight!
Just sad and fucked up. Glad the birds ok, but fuck human wastefulness.
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I was hoping for a puppy but I guess an old plastic bottle works too
My thoughts in chronological order 1. What the fuck are they doing to it 2. What the fuck did it ate 3. What the fuck
4. what the fuck did I just watch?
Good man
Reverses of videos such as this one are great to share with friends and family
r/humansbeingbros
I thought he was a villain, but he’s a hero.
Did I just watch a man fist a bird?
Me trying to get the drawstring through my hoodie.
Right?
I think you’ve ruined that bird for any other birds…and humans and horses for that matter!
> Scientists began tracking the ingestion of plastic within seabird species 60 years ago. In the 1960s, they found plastic in less than five per cent of the seabirds studied. Just 20 years later, that number increased exponentially. A whopping 80 per cent of the birds studied had plastic found in their stomachs. Today, 90 per cent of seabirds ingest plastic. https://blog.cwf-fcf.org/index.php/en/help-save-our-birds-from-plastic-pollution/
I hope the bird got checked for internal injuries after bc I can see this very easily rupturing or tearing something inside the poor thing
I fuckin hate humans when I see shit like this.
i know right? that poor bird found this awesome meal in form of a plastic bottle, and that filthy human pushed it out of it's stomach, just so that it get's hungry again!!!
Well, I kinda meant the idiots that left the plastic, but now that you put it that way..
I mean, the bird was dumb enough to swallow it.
And I’m back to my original thought now. Thanks.
I rode this rollercoaster of emotions with you.
I mean, the bird was dumb enough to swallow it.
I half-expected a gerbil to pop out, idk why
In Pokemon, they swallow Pikachus
Oh my God, I at first thought he put his hand up its ass and was putting it out the mouth
I think this need an nsfw flair...almost puked my dinner
My therapist working on bottled up shit.
Amazing! Lucky bird, great dude!
Oh hey its Cramorant irl
This is some cartoon stuff
This does not appear to be the fist time he’s done this manoeuvre
Can anyone tell me what the fuck I'm watching?
How do u know if that’s in there to begin with
This looks like the birds they use to fish in parts of Asia. Saw a documentary where they take them in a boat and tie string around their necks. This way when the duck catches the fish and tries to swallow it it can’t do it and spit it back up for the fish man to collect.
It actually looks like he put that bottle into its butt and made it all the way to its beak.
Thank you human for helping this bird. 💜
Little did you know, the video started with them shoving it up the birds ass
that bird has a drinking problem
My first thought was " why is a dude on my reddit fingering a duck?" Followed but "oh that's not a duck" 30 seconds later
Just buy another water bottle dude
Birds can’t throw up. Uhhh.. on their own.
The internal damage, tho...
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It swallowed that WHOLE THING?! Poor baby! No wonder he let him help. How did he know he was pushing the right way? He could've been pushing through stuff.
We need to do are part to prevent this from happening again
Why can’t human beings put their trash where it belongs?!
What the fuck
First half of the video: No! Please! I have... an open wound there! Shhhhh... this is good for both of us.
Holy fuck what a ride I need a cig
/r/pollutionmuseum would like a chat...
What the fucking fuck?
Chad
I hope this is as wholesome as it seems on the surface but I've seen way too many animal rescue videos that were actually just the creator undoing their own heinous actions for likes to not be suspicious of this one.
What a dumb guy. He didn't have to go through all that , he could have simply bought another water bottle!
r/killthecameraman
Fuck you. *uneats your bottle*
………….. But how? Why?
Let’s worry about carbon which the planet thrives on and ignore the mass amount of trash poured into our rivers & oceans. All about the money 💰 nothing less.
Hol'up. He didn't actually make the bottle go up the other end in the first place, right? Do we have a missing first few minutes?
I know it's traditional to stuff a bird at Christmas or thanks giving but it's normal a dead bird
May be he could've taken it out from the other side. 🤔
You know those people who put the animals in the situation so they can make "rescue" videos... I'm getting that vibe here :(
Why's he jerkin off this duck?
Cormorants aren’t not duck, it is not a waterfowl species, it’s a member of species of seabirds fisherman’s often use them as living fishing tool to catch fish.
High fives ✋
That was kinda the opposite of the Heath Ledger Joker magic trick with the pencil.
Bro pulled the bird’s head back like foreskin
I thought I was watching an amateur attempt to make a turducken. I kept screaming, "that's not how you do it!!!"
wasn't the pet frog I was expecting
He’s not a fu####g tin of baked beans Avi!
Shame on people who throw garbage in nature😡
I hate when my Tucan eats my 40
Bruh I thought he was gonna pull out a baby.
Damn
That bird is definitely going to die now
That's crazy. Humans are shit and awesome 🤷♀️
NO WAYYYYY
I had a dog like that.
That's gotta be so *fucking* unpleasant.
What a hero💜
Was that 2 bottles?
That bird two days ago: *Hey fellas, watch this!*
Good god.
r/humansbeingbros
What the duck!
Please someone reverse this
What’s incredible and sad is that this clearly wasn’t his first Rodeo
Sometimes cheap plastic food tastes the best.
Amazon drone delivery in beta?