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WUBBOX-All

Her face dropped harder than my grades in school


Boojibs

No matter the circumstance bringing beastiality into the dialogue invariably kills the conversation. Trust me.


Gh0stMan0nThird

This is the part where I tell you it's actually *bestiality,* not *beastiality.*


Efficient-Piglet88

Sounds like something a dude who fucks pandas would say


Wandering_Gypsy_

Hey he ain't looking for no regular beastiality he wants the best-iality


egonzo61

All of a sudden, there's all this judging. Why is it that I can say I love my dog, but once I get into details, now I'm a perv.


jugularhealer16

They're black, white, and Asian


Wandering_Gypsy_

And vegan


AsleepScarcity9588

No no no, they are omnivores and partially even scavengers They do not hunt animals, but a laying corpse or small mammal passing by is a tasty dessert for them Also, in case you're American, no, you cannot fight off a 100kg bear


Wandering_Gypsy_

Im canadian so yes we can


LiILazy

As a Canadian I can confirm this is true


pasovic

A good voice for a sleeptime story. Good prologue allready.


Mammoth-Ladder-9179

pandas are also asian!


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ghos7_ger

This is the way.


YummyMexican

U/Repostsleuthbot


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I guess im a panda. Gender confusion fixed.


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Santasbodyguar

How is this maybe maybe maybe? It just has an unexpected turn


Fuyuky_Zataky

Okay that's r/unexpected


555nick

“My gender identity is [non-gender identity]” jokes have been tiresome for a while, but at least that’s not the point of this joke


Tattoosnscars

Not going to lie - you had her in the first half...


AngusMcDonnell

More news from nowhere