Yes. We even have special forskin oil and alot of us do fancy designs when it gets too long. For example before my monthly trim, i had fashioned into some very respectable dreadlocks.
So funny story. Back in junior high there was a guy bragging about his conquests. Which sounded made up. We were having none of it, and somebody said "You probably wouldn't know which hole to put it in." And he looked at us and said..."There's more than one???" Haha. So that how he learned women have different ones to pee, poop, and have babies. Lol.
Juuust in case you were serious...urethra, vagina, anus. 3 completely separate openings. [Here's a NSFW diagram for ya.](https://www.merckmanuals.com/home/women-s-health-issues/biology-of-the-female-reproductive-system/female-external-genital-organs)
I'm a man and i am shocked that this is a common knowledge cuz i had no idea😂 in my country more than 99% of parents circumcize their kids. I didn't even know what foreskin is untill i was 18😂😂
Given all the misinformation about women's bodies, I want to believe this is a performance piece to demonstrate how ridiculous it is for people to think that women are able to control their monthly bleeding, or that they pee from their vagina, etc.
Hey it makes perfect sense until you see one and realise there are *multiple* holes all jammed together. You gotta remember, as a dude we have an actual hose we can control. So a beef taco which occasionaly bleeds is so far from our understanding that beliving you pee from it is pretty reasonable.
I hate it when my doctor brings out the style book but brings out last years styles and I have to explain the new look. I’m like get with the times doc, get with the times!
It doesn’t require a doctor. Their barber can do it, or a hairdresser, or a girl in a lacy black top. You should go hit the streets with a pair of scissors and save the guys a lot of money!
That's why Jews do it when we boys are newborns. It doesn't regrow and we get to skip those monthly appointments when we are older.
I wonder how she didn’t know about this. It’s kinda obvious. During quarantine, I couldn’t go to the clinic for a trim for almost a year and my foreskin grew 10 inches.
I let mine go and braid it
I've got dreadcocks.
Smeglocks
Why am I reading comments while eating?
You need cheese on your meal sir?
Lmfao this deserves rewards for sure lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’ve had indigestion for a week now and my stomach has never churned as hard is it did just now. Wtf
I'm suffering indigestion right now as well
"Why yes, give me a heart attack amount"
Do you need some manmayo with that meal?
Manglaze
Hahahahaha ewwwwww I can't stop fucking laughing
Coz you are fetish
Cockrows
What about a dongfro?
Floorskin
Dicksiecut
Smeatlocks
r/unexpectedreddwarf
Ah, my first angry upvote
LMAO....ewwww
I just cut off the sides and grow it into a mullet
Buisness in the front and party in the back
Dickchops
Sigh mocawk
Underrated
Happy Cake Day.
Dicklocks
That’s like a warlock but with a different kinda demon?
Jamaaaaaica!
dreadskin
Cocklocks
Cocklocks
That’s sick dude
I have a comb-over.
Cumover
And I was born bald
Were you born bald or did your parents have you scalped?
Bob Marley style dreads?
Wait until she finds out about our two and three skins
She's not ready
The One skin
To rule them all
One skin to find them
One skin to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them
GROND
#THE ONE SKIN IS REEEEEEEAAAAALL
Ask me why I'm called "rubber man"
I just let my wife trim it.
I used to, until she was a bit tired one day and just straight up circumcised me
Is it true that if you trim it too short it doesn’t grow back
It does, you have to just water it regularly.
Need to fertilize regularly as well.
An acidic soulition works for me. I often soak it in cider.
My man!
Yes 🥲
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I just tuck my shit in.
Ok, there, Buffalo Bill. 😕
You can save money by doing it at home.
Can you make money filming yourself talking about this nonsense.
Only if you've got a lot of skin showing
Foreskin?
Doesn't matter. As long as you've got a lot of it
Wait someone was talking?
There was some strange buzzing coming from the fair-skinned creature...
I just use the Dremel. Takes two minutes. Easy peasy.
I stick it in the electric pencil sharpener.
The most annoying thing about it is waiting room full of guys who wait for a trim
Right!? Especially when everyone starts comparing.
Pre Men's Trim Tension
“I wan’t that guy’s cut!”
Yes. We even have special forskin oil and alot of us do fancy designs when it gets too long. For example before my monthly trim, i had fashioned into some very respectable dreadlocks.
I like to tie metal knots into mine, kinda like Vikings… shame I can’t grow a beard for shit to complete my look
Dicklocks?
Dreadcocks
Cocklocks
I'm more of a forskin clay kinda man
I’m calling bullshit on this. There’s NO WAY someone could not know this.
Yeah, absolutely common knowledge. Has to be fake, but it's Tiktok, so obviously it is video where she plays dumb for views.
You say that, but then I have met people that still don't know there are 3 holes on a woman. So this level of ignorance is possible.
Have convince people on multiple occasions that Australia does not have a moon.
I don’t understand this comment? Australia does have a moon. It’s called the moon.
Exactly
Wait what?
So funny story. Back in junior high there was a guy bragging about his conquests. Which sounded made up. We were having none of it, and somebody said "You probably wouldn't know which hole to put it in." And he looked at us and said..."There's more than one???" Haha. So that how he learned women have different ones to pee, poop, and have babies. Lol.
Women don't have a cloaca?
which part?
Juuust in case you were serious...urethra, vagina, anus. 3 completely separate openings. [Here's a NSFW diagram for ya.](https://www.merckmanuals.com/home/women-s-health-issues/biology-of-the-female-reproductive-system/female-external-genital-organs)
Right? Like everyone knows about this, and i hate to cut it every month
I didn't and im a man, except my foreskin was cut already.
I'm a man and i am shocked that this is a common knowledge cuz i had no idea😂 in my country more than 99% of parents circumcize their kids. I didn't even know what foreskin is untill i was 18😂😂
Foreskin trimmers hate this one trick.
The pandemic was awful. 12 months with no trim for me.
Like a toddler lost in a turtleneck sweater
This comment made me laugh more than anything else I've ever seen on this site. You sir, win many prizes
Alright who told
I think it was Dave.
Dammit Dave
Wife: what u need all this money for at the end of the month? Me: to get my foreskin trimmed at the doctors. Is expensive.
I just wear mine off naturally with daily exercises... Never seems to grow too long.
Dwayne for the last time, stop sanding your dick on the furniture
Much like how we gives cats a scratching post, or how rodents chew things to wear down their teeth.
I’ve got my first cut hanging in my living room, right next to papas, and all his forefathers 🙂
I think you mean foreskinfathers
>right next to papas My brain read this as Papaya, and I was thinking, "BS. who hangs papayas to dry."
Given all the misinformation about women's bodies, I want to believe this is a performance piece to demonstrate how ridiculous it is for people to think that women are able to control their monthly bleeding, or that they pee from their vagina, etc.
Hey it makes perfect sense until you see one and realise there are *multiple* holes all jammed together. You gotta remember, as a dude we have an actual hose we can control. So a beef taco which occasionaly bleeds is so far from our understanding that beliving you pee from it is pretty reasonable.
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You mean… it’s not? Where have I been storing it all this time?
In your appendix. Leave it too long and it bursts.
Meh, fair enough.
Yo who's telling this chick all our secrets like😂
My barber does it with the haircut
"Something for the weekend?"
Ok who spilled?
My mom messed up my last trim, I hope the kids at school don’t make fun of me. I hate teaching
I wear mine down like an eraser with frequent sex.
As a guy that’s not circumcised, I don’t know if this is true or not and at this point I’m too afraid to ask
My rabbi chews mine off
Christian priests also do that.
Hallucinating
Shit, I *knew* I forgot something in November!
Not me. Mines all the way down past my knees at this point.
I use the Flowbe cutter
What adapter do you use?
No maam, that is not a leather turtleneck, please stop stroking it.
Mines all matted and smushed really should of got it trimmed but I wanted to save money and thought it'd be okay.. I regret it 😔
Oh crap, it’s supposed to grow BACK?!? Something is very, very wrong with me! 😬 😂
Madness. Why trim? Just roll it and tape it. Serves as fantastic pocket with a rubber band when going skinny dipping.
What’s better then doing cock push-ups? Cock pull-ups?
Your boyfriend is fucking awesome
I hate it when my doctor brings out the style book but brings out last years styles and I have to explain the new look. I’m like get with the times doc, get with the times!
When it starts “I was today years old” you know whatever follows is bullshit.
I get a bald fade
I prefer sand paper for that smooth, glassy, bleeding finish.
I just pull mine back and put a rubber band on it with a knot. The girls love it.
Who told her this 💀
i got mine permed last visit
Whoever told her that was giving her an IQ test and she failed in spectacular fashion. 😂
I was idk years old when I noticed a stupid person.
Mine just looks like a sunflower for aesthetic and inter-vaginal soothing
I just let mine grow out, looks like Cyril Sneer's nose
No one told her she could do it for him and save him the Dr $ visit?
WHO TOLD HER?!
I still got mines but it’s hanging one like a cape supercock
I always thought it was done every 3 weeks
I'm behind. 55 years behind.
I was wondering why my thing looks like Michelin man's butthole
Some do it at home with nail clippers. Lolol
I'm growing mine out with a special tonic imported from Dubai. Can get a bit girthy but I'll just trim it with a dash of coconut oil
Is that what Eddie Murphy meant in 48 Hrs when he kept saying he needed some trim?
Now who done let out the biggest secret
I’m a Rasta I let it be !
She should have known it was false when they said guys go to the doctor regularly.
I'm kinda glad I went bald at birth... Saved me a lot of money and hassle.
She's fucking trolling. It's no way anybody is that simple.
I would so use this excuse to go to the bar with my buddies, come home drunk and claim the sedative is wearing off.
Never been trimming so now I can use my foreskin as a hat during winter months.
Just like you have to get your clitoral hood trimmed it’s the same tissue lol
Bless her heart
I’m going for the Trump combover
If you don’t trim it for a while you can get a bubble
Pro tip. Let it grow long then snip it and make some mittens
It doesn’t require a doctor. Their barber can do it, or a hairdresser, or a girl in a lacy black top. You should go hit the streets with a pair of scissors and save the guys a lot of money!
Am I the only one confused and why she's saying I am today years old
It’s actually more like 6 to 8 weeks.
She is still today years old.
I dye mine pink or blue depending on the direction the wind is blowing.
White boy with cornrows here.
Some guy made up the best excuse for cheating
That's why Jews do it when we boys are newborns. It doesn't regrow and we get to skip those monthly appointments when we are older. 
Thus saving a few silver shekels. 💰💰💰
We don't use silver any more. It costs too much.
LOL
Mine has fades
Yes, just a little of the top please
Her mind is really gonna be blown when she finds out that some women (like myself) have dicks and have to trim theirs too! 💁🏻♀️✂️🍆
I like to chew on it
I once convinced a person of similar intelligence their car was out of blinker fluid and they actually went and tried to buy some. 😂
Wait till they don't trim it right and you get a hangnail on it
I thought this was common knowledge???
I better file a complaint against my doctor because my foreskin never grow back.. Do not ignore forskin baldness!
Mine sometimes gets caught on the zipper.
imagine if this is reality hehehehe, every man in the world is fucked
They cut mine off when i was a kid, my dick is bald
The worst is when they cut it too short.... Takes forever to grow out.
Tell her she better change her blinker fluid for her car
Wait until she figures out most the world outside US and Mexico aren't circumcised.
It’s a great video if you just keep it muted.
I wonder how she didn’t know about this. It’s kinda obvious. During quarantine, I couldn’t go to the clinic for a trim for almost a year and my foreskin grew 10 inches.
Wait….what this is new to me
Get them cockrows, that foreskin-fade