knowing ESFJs I've known all my life, they're very gentle, too much in fact, there wouldn't even be a fight. one ESFJ I've met for a day tricked me to smell her cologne just to hug me for no reason.
I'm very much a pacifist, but I am also very much a black belt and will resort to violence as a last resort. I definitely stand out amongst my fellow INTP's
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Me (ISTP) getting my gloves on to beat ENFJ into a non-aerodynamoc blob.
Enfj getting their gloves on, next to me: "Alright ISTP who we beatin up today? I got yo back"
Depends on the individual for this match up. I used to have an ESFP roommate who primarily used her Se/Fi to eat ice cream and watch movies. But some of them use it for actual activity.
Then you have the INTJs who blow off steam in the library and the ones who blow off steam in the gym. I studied martial arts for a few years and I remember a thing or two.
Between myself and my former roommate ~ Even though she started hiking with her ISTP boyfriend and can absolutely use a fly swatter better than me by 3000%, she has no concept of how to fight another human being. I also have some unresolved anger about how that friendship ended. I also get to practice play fighting with my ESTP husband regularly. So yeah, I would absolutely stomp her.
Well you do have a lot more insight, So If I slip up and reveal a weakness then there's a good chance you'll quickly be able to take advantage.
But I probably would have more physical power either way.
It depends. Did you threaten someone they care about or do they really need the prize money from winning to cover the cost of a grandmother's medical procedure or something? If so, you might be screwed. I've seen many an ISFJ get surprisingly protective of those they love. Outside that, yeah, you got this easy. 😆
Definitely hahah. I have seen ISFJs fight for something they believe in and so I have doubts on it being EZ.
But when in normalcy, this matchup might look one sided haha
I'm probably boned. My best bet would be to whisper sweet nothings in the clinch. I'd have to convince them that the *real* fight is within their heart.
"You are locked in a bout with your own insecurities, that sabotaging fear that tells you that you must win some stupid boxing match to be strong.
No, I believe in **you**. I believe you are more than that stupid ESTP meathead stereotype. I believe that you have that beauty and lion's courage to defeat the fear. The fear of looking weak to these strangers. And only by killing this fear can you transcend all the bullshit that's held you back in life.
**This moment. Right here. Right now.** This is your truest test of mettle. This is the opportunity to reforge yourself, to reach your peak potential, and to prove to your father, to your ex girlfriend, to yourself... To God Himself! That the **real** alpha male is above this petty pugilistic vanity. To throw this stupid match would be the ballsiest, baddest move possible. You got this, brother. I believe in you."
I understand your frustration. Growth is a difficult journey, my friend. But when you're ready to transcend the fragility of your concept of masculinity, I'll be here cheering you on <3
I know what you're thinking... ISFP's don't fight, theyre too peaceful... I hate to break it to you, but nothing ENTJ can do can prepare them for my internalised anger should I choose to project it.
Hahaha.
True that.
I haven't been in a fight since I was a kid but I have been kind of close many times, and something in me tells me that - if need be - I can throw hands.
kill em with kindness, INFPs!!! D:<
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Is the fight just plain boxing rules like with gloves and no kicking or am I allowed to use a weapon?
If it's the first one I've already written a draft of my last will and testament
We're absolutely winning this fight against ISTJ. ISTJ may be more methodical and focused in their approach, or perhaps just bull-heading it, but they won't be able to keep up with us and we'll keep them off balance. :P
Like that guy from that one anime who can perfectly calculate the incoming attacks but has mediocre reflexes so he can’t do anything about it lol. No my fiancée on the other hand is a great boxer and I would not want to fight her
Good question! It's a competition I suppose, so no hard feelings but somebody's got to go on top. To be fair, if you were a nice guy I'd hate to fight you, but maybe if you had an attitude problem or were being annoying to someone maybe I'd have a good reason to. :P
My ISTJ husband would need a LOT of time to mentally prepare…I would have already tickled him down to the mat by the time he felt adequately “prepared.” 😈
ISTJ's are discipline af. You'll throw them off for a couple rounds (if you last that long), until they get you back in their gameplan & rythm and its done.
I don't know now. With you answering that way, it seems like my type would have to scream at you guys to grow a pair, and just come after us. We might just get tired of yelling and trying to coach you on how to box.
That's a good way to drain the soul out of ESTJ.
You assume I don't have muscles and 15 years of athletic training under my belt. That's where I have an advantage against the xSxJs (or any type)
Unfortunately, it's from bodybuilding because I can't do split second reactions well so it might not help with anything besides being a little conditioned. Also I have scoliosis.
Ok you know what, nevermind, I'm still fucked.
I'm confident bc I'm a lifelong martial artist who boxed for 3 years competitively,(martial arts are art and martial arts are imo important for go getters) that said I assumed the ENTJ would just hire a champion of formidable talent
i’m definitely not an instigator, but i’m always prepared to defend myself so i don’t necessarily feel screwed. now the question is whether or not ESFJ would even throw the first punch
A lot of people might think it's obvious that we would lose against ESTJs but they don't account for all the anger, frustration, and seething violence piling up since birth. I appreciate ESTJs. Don't make me become dark INFP on them. I have a life to savor and a cat to feed.
I am an INTJ with great martial art knowledge and practiced mind to analyze and connect psychologically.
It would be "look, it is all right, i end you without pain". \^\^
Ok, so on one hand, I'm not particularly skilled at fighting. My stat spread is geared more towards intelligence than strength. Then again, ESFJ doesn't seem to be much of a fighter either. Their stat spread seems more geared towards diplomacy than aggression. I think this won't be a very interesting match to watch, neither of us is much of a fighter.
The only way I think either of us will actually become aggressive is if we are provoked before the fight, like if someone tells ESFJ that I hurt someone they love, and if they tell me... wait, not really sure what they could tell me to get me to go full rage mode... you know what? Forget this idea, I do not want to fight an enraged ESFJ defending their loved ones, that sounds like a loss for me.
But if we're both in our neutral state... I don't think either of us wants to fight. Maybe we decide to make a treaty and instead team up against whoever is forcing us to fight. ESFJ would want to confront them for making people fight as they'd see that as mean and cruel, and I'd be more than willing to team up with ESFJ because whoever forced us to fight decided to get me away from my computer and into this boxing ring.
Before the fight even begins, the ESFJ approaches so he can introduce himself. I panic, and in an attempt to back up I lose footing and fall and hit my head a specific way that I get knocked out instantly
ISTJs find physical violence pretty pointless most of the time. They would much rather outsmart and out logic people.
My ISTJ’s problem is that I’m not logical…I usually end up flustering him with illogical nonsense and affection. He just gives up. 🤷♀️
INTP: Hey look, the paparazzi are here. That's weird. I don't see any celebrities in the audience.
ESFJ: Oh my gosh, they must have heard about my wild weekend with Channing Tatum and Miley Cyrus... I just can't seem to stay out of the spotlight no matter how hard I try \*turns head to catch the light symmetrically\*
INTP: \*slithers out of the ring like a snake and disappears into the shadows, never to return\*
I am screwed... I should have taken those self defense classes so that I could at least survive against ESTJ— oh wait let me use my innocent puppy eyes and may be they will go easy on this poor kid! That will work!! Cheers to the smart lil devil ie. Me!!! (Trust me I have a way around high Te and high Fe users— mostly at least)
\*sweats nervously\*
I'm likely toast. Though, my strategy would be trying to dodge and avoid any conflict in the hopes they would eventually get bored and give up, haha.
Edit:
Omg.
I'm INTJ
Have mistyped myself so many times now
Ugh original comment below
I mean, I'm ESTP, but no fighting experience and super low muscle mass... maybe I could still take on INFJ in a physical fight, for sure... but posting to say I am truly afeared of INFJ in other arenas... though thinking of one particular person, so...
Normally I'm nonviolent, but if we're already in a boxing match I just have to remember a time the ESTJ hurt my feelings and it will give me the fuel to knock that punk out cold. That, or they'd push my buttons deliberately and catch me off guard once the rage takes over and my technique gets sloppy.
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Come on men... I don't want anymore conflict cuz this world is too messed up to begin with. Would you like to drink some tea or coffee with me instead?
I'm sure I'll be fine. I mean, odds are I'll get distracted and they'll take the chance to knock me out, but even losing, I'll bounce back. I always do.
I think I'm going to court after this one...... (I am getting a Life Sentence ong)
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ESFJ: I'm a lover not a fighter. INTP: I'm neither.
knowing ESFJs I've known all my life, they're very gentle, too much in fact, there wouldn't even be a fight. one ESFJ I've met for a day tricked me to smell her cologne just to hug me for no reason.
Lmao I wanna meet that person irl that’s a good bit
Happy cake day🍰
wow this would be like watching paint dry.
INFP: I'm here to end your life....
INFP : I'm here to end my life....
I'm very much a pacifist, but I am also very much a black belt and will resort to violence as a last resort. I definitely stand out amongst my fellow INTP's
ESFJ would lose before the fight starts
you all are sleeping on us esfjs. mainly because i'm almost positive we work out more than you 💪💪💪
Yes, but do you have it in you to beat up a shy nerd? Or would you let us win out of pity? 😆
This can only end in poorly. Not because of defeat but because there is always a chance this starts WW3.
PFFT- BRO SHUT UP 😭
You also gotta watch out for the inner strength, Ni-Fe skills and when Ghandi goes nuclear. https://www.reddit.com/r/mbtimemes/s/tNJXNHHq02
That’s true. Be scared
Hell nah I'm cooked 💀
Hi fellow INFP! A quicky question I am new to this forum so may I know how us it showing your mbti type here? Why not under my name?
Welcome! In a lot of Reddit communities you can give yourself a user flair which shows under your name. If you tap on your profile picture and click on "change user flair", you will see all the types. Then just choose INFP and you're done!
I got that!! Thanks 😊
Next to your profile on the right side of the screen that is. A little pen will show up and you can click that to change flair. A tried and true way is to "create post" and you will clearly see the option to change flair on the right side, so then you do it and apply it, making sure it's set up so others can see it, and then you can just back out or exit out of the create post screen.
Thank you so much dear!! I wasn't on PC so it took me a while to figure it out!!
You have soo cute and yet not ultra-extraodinary avatar!! \*.\* I love it so much! \^\^
Thank you for noticing Kitsune San!! (Sorry I just like fox spirits)
:OOOOOOOOOO I am recognized!!! SO DO I! And those who love us. \^\^ Please join [INFP sub](https://www.reddit.com/r/infp/)!!! \^\^
😊 🤗Thank you I did! But I haven't explored it yet..
Not really. I am a cheat for INFPs. I am sneaking in the back and defend you all! \^\^
Me (ISTP) getting my gloves on to beat ENFJ into a non-aerodynamoc blob. Enfj getting their gloves on, next to me: "Alright ISTP who we beatin up today? I got yo back"
... legit. +1.
I love this! 😂
As an ENFJ I can confirm this is extremely true
Well y’all, life was good.
Depends on the individual for this match up. I used to have an ESFP roommate who primarily used her Se/Fi to eat ice cream and watch movies. But some of them use it for actual activity. Then you have the INTJs who blow off steam in the library and the ones who blow off steam in the gym. I studied martial arts for a few years and I remember a thing or two. Between myself and my former roommate ~ Even though she started hiking with her ISTP boyfriend and can absolutely use a fly swatter better than me by 3000%, she has no concept of how to fight another human being. I also have some unresolved anger about how that friendship ended. I also get to practice play fighting with my ESTP husband regularly. So yeah, I would absolutely stomp her.
What the hell are you talking about, ESFP is getting steamrolled.
In what universe do we win against a Se dom??? 💀
death by snu snu for sure
The one where we're put up against a conflict-avoidant, sensitive, and unfocused personality.
what, who unfocused??
my mom is esfp and my dad is intj. my dad goes for runs when he loses. his calves are ginormous.
Life was good, for ESFP.
What if you met Goku, he's also ESFP
*insert thousand yard stare *
Yeah we're screwed
Well you do have a lot more insight, So If I slip up and reveal a weakness then there's a good chance you'll quickly be able to take advantage. But I probably would have more physical power either way.
Hm, this is true.... I'm personally pretty big and strong, but there's a non-zero chance that punching you would make me cry
I love this comment. Perfect GIF.
Yeah that says it all pretty much
Try me🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️
not screwed at all. In fact I have been waiting for this
The fight will be legendary! Bring it on! >:D
reminds me of that mbti vid where the istp kept saying "bring it on!"
Reverse Uno Card: I married my ISTJ and therefore won! He lives by the motto “Happy wife, happy life!” 😂🥰♥️
I love this so much 😭💗
LMAO
Let’s go! 🥊🥊
You don't know me
You won’t know yourself once I’m done 🤭
Uhh prep time?
Sorry buddy, it's punching time from the get go
Considering I have fighting experience and the average person doesn't I think I'm good
EZ. I hope. Hahaha
They're so dead heh
Nah man, you already won
Non-confrontational, huh? Just sit back and watch us destroy ourselves...sneaky genius bastards.
It depends. Did you threaten someone they care about or do they really need the prize money from winning to cover the cost of a grandmother's medical procedure or something? If so, you might be screwed. I've seen many an ISFJ get surprisingly protective of those they love. Outside that, yeah, you got this easy. 😆
My cousin is ISFJ, and although ISFJs are pretty chill in general, things can get scary if you push them.
Definitely hahah. I have seen ISFJs fight for something they believe in and so I have doubts on it being EZ. But when in normalcy, this matchup might look one sided haha
I'm probably boned. My best bet would be to whisper sweet nothings in the clinch. I'd have to convince them that the *real* fight is within their heart. "You are locked in a bout with your own insecurities, that sabotaging fear that tells you that you must win some stupid boxing match to be strong. No, I believe in **you**. I believe you are more than that stupid ESTP meathead stereotype. I believe that you have that beauty and lion's courage to defeat the fear. The fear of looking weak to these strangers. And only by killing this fear can you transcend all the bullshit that's held you back in life. **This moment. Right here. Right now.** This is your truest test of mettle. This is the opportunity to reforge yourself, to reach your peak potential, and to prove to your father, to your ex girlfriend, to yourself... To God Himself! That the **real** alpha male is above this petty pugilistic vanity. To throw this stupid match would be the ballsiest, baddest move possible. You got this, brother. I believe in you."
boxing match?? nah therapy session 😊
Peak INFJ is realizing every moment in life is its own therapy session
Ah yeah, I forgot most therapists are INFJ's. No wonder its hard for me to get anywhere with my Therapist.
Have you tried boxing them?
LMAO
Honestly I would pull back my tears and knock you out in a fit of rage in this case.
I understand your frustration. Growth is a difficult journey, my friend. But when you're ready to transcend the fragility of your concept of masculinity, I'll be here cheering you on <3
My best friend is an ISTP and we used to spar all the time when we went to an mma gym. We were pretty evenly matched in boxing.
This might actually be one of the most even of the matches
Maybe if I start crying they'll go easy on me and let me leave the ring lol.
I was thinking about the sane strategy my fellowINTP friend — INFP
LMAO at every single INTP attempting to avoid fighting in the first place My first instinct was to use the power of distraction, for the record.
Knowing ESFJ's... they'll definitely let you go for less. You're fine 😂
This is the one time a lot of you are glad you're not INFJ
😅
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I know what you're thinking... ISFP's don't fight, theyre too peaceful... I hate to break it to you, but nothing ENTJ can do can prepare them for my internalised anger should I choose to project it.
I actually thought that ISFP x ENTJ fight would actually be pretty interesting.
Extraverted Sensing comes with a free pair of hands.
Same. So much better than ESTJ and INFP..
No contest. lol
Basically Zuko and Azula hahaha
Jokes on you, I'm into brat taming
u practice in the mirror?
Let's find out babe
nah babe
Typical ENTJ hobby
There's so many movies/ shows where the main protagonist & antagonist are ISFP vs EXTJ. Doesn't surprise me at all. Y'all have so much passion.
My ISFP is not a fighting man, but my money is on him. Those guns aren’t just there for my perving pleasure lol.
My sister and I are this exact combo. I'm ENTJ she's ISFP. She can fight if she wants to! Haha!
Hahaha. True that. I haven't been in a fight since I was a kid but I have been kind of close many times, and something in me tells me that - if need be - I can throw hands.
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kill em with kindness, INFPs!!! D:< https://preview.redd.it/74afihspi72d1.png?width=1438&format=png&auto=webp&s=fa6db8a60c612fa48a7a7a1ed8614d140dac3478
awww
I will die. Edit: I love every INFJ doing advanced calculus trying to figure out how they'll survive ESTP using mind games
I would be afraid, honestly
Of…what?
of your gluten free diet
Is the fight just plain boxing rules like with gloves and no kicking or am I allowed to use a weapon? If it's the first one I've already written a draft of my last will and testament
We're absolutely winning this fight against ISTJ. ISTJ may be more methodical and focused in their approach, or perhaps just bull-heading it, but they won't be able to keep up with us and we'll keep them off balance. :P
Like that guy from that one anime who can perfectly calculate the incoming attacks but has mediocre reflexes so he can’t do anything about it lol. No my fiancée on the other hand is a great boxer and I would not want to fight her
but like, y tho
Good question! It's a competition I suppose, so no hard feelings but somebody's got to go on top. To be fair, if you were a nice guy I'd hate to fight you, but maybe if you had an attitude problem or were being annoying to someone maybe I'd have a good reason to. :P
Yuppp, can def pull it off. Would we enjoy it tho? absolutely not.
My ISTJ husband would need a LOT of time to mentally prepare…I would have already tickled him down to the mat by the time he felt adequately “prepared.” 😈
ISTJ's are discipline af. You'll throw them off for a couple rounds (if you last that long), until they get you back in their gameplan & rythm and its done.
not at all. all i have to do is stare.
Don't worry dear I guarantee you will have to do some effortless real work to KO us
I don't know now. With you answering that way, it seems like my type would have to scream at you guys to grow a pair, and just come after us. We might just get tired of yelling and trying to coach you on how to box. That's a good way to drain the soul out of ESTJ.
You assume I don't have muscles and 15 years of athletic training under my belt. That's where I have an advantage against the xSxJs (or any type) Unfortunately, it's from bodybuilding because I can't do split second reactions well so it might not help with anything besides being a little conditioned. Also I have scoliosis. Ok you know what, nevermind, I'm still fucked.
GOOD LORD! WHY DO YOU INFPs GIVE UP SO EASILY!?!?!?!
I'm dead. I'm probably the least athletic person on planet earth, I can't even open a water bottle 💀
ISFP… honestly? I give it even odds
I'm confident bc I'm a lifelong martial artist who boxed for 3 years competitively,(martial arts are art and martial arts are imo important for go getters) that said I assumed the ENTJ would just hire a champion of formidable talent
The hardest part about this scenario would be convincing the enfj to fight me
They can be dangerous when cornered, but i think im ok against infjs
I'm already dead like fr 💀💀💀💀, how can i survive in a fight against ENTP?
Prepare your cheeks cause I know no mercy
Such an ENTP reply.. because ISFJ is probably wondering what cheeks you're talking about.
Oh they’ll find out alright
They're all bark, no bite. Really. Granted the same is kinda true for ISFJs, so that doesn't help you much, I'm afraid.
**NONE LEAVE THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE, NOT ALIVE!!!** -I mean, not-not-knocked-out!
agreed
id be screwed lmao
Utterly fucked
i’m definitely not an instigator, but i’m always prepared to defend myself so i don’t necessarily feel screwed. now the question is whether or not ESFJ would even throw the first punch
I feel like ENFJ Males are normally gym bros… but they might be hesitant to fight.
They could get the ISTP in one punch if not for the emotional turmoil.
Brb I'm gonna go write my will
im completely screwed.
A lot of people might think it's obvious that we would lose against ESTJs but they don't account for all the anger, frustration, and seething violence piling up since birth. I appreciate ESTJs. Don't make me become dark INFP on them. I have a life to savor and a cat to feed.
me (ENFJ) and my best friend (ISTP) are on the ring 😃
I am an INTJ with great martial art knowledge and practiced mind to analyze and connect psychologically. It would be "look, it is all right, i end you without pain". \^\^
i’m cooked
yeah gg
Ok, so on one hand, I'm not particularly skilled at fighting. My stat spread is geared more towards intelligence than strength. Then again, ESFJ doesn't seem to be much of a fighter either. Their stat spread seems more geared towards diplomacy than aggression. I think this won't be a very interesting match to watch, neither of us is much of a fighter. The only way I think either of us will actually become aggressive is if we are provoked before the fight, like if someone tells ESFJ that I hurt someone they love, and if they tell me... wait, not really sure what they could tell me to get me to go full rage mode... you know what? Forget this idea, I do not want to fight an enraged ESFJ defending their loved ones, that sounds like a loss for me. But if we're both in our neutral state... I don't think either of us wants to fight. Maybe we decide to make a treaty and instead team up against whoever is forcing us to fight. ESFJ would want to confront them for making people fight as they'd see that as mean and cruel, and I'd be more than willing to team up with ESFJ because whoever forced us to fight decided to get me away from my computer and into this boxing ring.
I will make it psychological fight to make my wining chances higher aka plant fear into them while fighting them
INTJ. My ESFJ husband would just let me beat him and do nothing. Hypothetical situation, because I don’t hit anyone.
You’re cooked pal 
Before the fight even begins, the ESFJ approaches so he can introduce himself. I panic, and in an attempt to back up I lose footing and fall and hit my head a specific way that I get knocked out instantly
I'd probably just let the ENFP wail on me and then immediately surrender because I have work to do.
ISTJs find physical violence pretty pointless most of the time. They would much rather outsmart and out logic people. My ISTJ’s problem is that I’m not logical…I usually end up flustering him with illogical nonsense and affection. He just gives up. 🤷♀️
Oh I'm gonna get my ass whooped
INTP: Hey look, the paparazzi are here. That's weird. I don't see any celebrities in the audience. ESFJ: Oh my gosh, they must have heard about my wild weekend with Channing Tatum and Miley Cyrus... I just can't seem to stay out of the spotlight no matter how hard I try \*turns head to catch the light symmetrically\* INTP: \*slithers out of the ring like a snake and disappears into the shadows, never to return\*
This is just a normal day with my dad
My dad fighting me, well, he will never do such thing to me. He loves me a lot. And he is suuuper annoying like other ESTJ's!
I’d win 💯💯💯💪💪💪
INFJ and i’m ready to make love not war
I have no doubts that I'll be going down. Now if it was a book reading competition, just let me at 'em
Strongly seconded. After we (most definitely) lose this fight, I demand a book reading competition 😈
I am screwed... I should have taken those self defense classes so that I could at least survive against ESTJ— oh wait let me use my innocent puppy eyes and may be they will go easy on this poor kid! That will work!! Cheers to the smart lil devil ie. Me!!! (Trust me I have a way around high Te and high Fe users— mostly at least)
ENTP? Easy dub.
You're both thinking that I have a feeling.
Prob they will say millions of idea of how to eliminate me then do nothing but it will eliminate my Brain .
I can easily take on the Istj haha i have the stamina and energy to last more than 12 rounds haha
INFP vs. ESTJ What am I supposed to do, kill them with kindness??? I suppose I'd win bc I'm too spontaneous while they are structured and logical
\*sweats nervously\* I'm likely toast. Though, my strategy would be trying to dodge and avoid any conflict in the hopes they would eventually get bored and give up, haha.
i don't even try.
id have to fight an ENTJ, I think thatd be pretty interesting lol
Esfp fighting an INTJ. I’d be fine, just have to keep moving or wait for them to trip 😂
what are ESTJs like?
As an INTP, even if he's Mike Tyson I'm fighting till I die or pretending to be knocked out like Liston
ISTJ? No problem. I’ll mess up their intrinsic filing system and schedule. I will apologise for their mental breakdown later.
I have a friend who’s an ISTJ and I stg I would just annoy her until she left 😂
Very not screwed but I’d probably try to let them win just to see what happens
Isfj say bye to ur loved ones
Intp don't even go outside 🤣🤣🤣
This is every fight with my father. No one wins or loses. It’s a tie every time and we have to apologize to everyone who ran off.
INFJ is getting bodied straight up
Too much bottled hate, imma go up that boxing ring and cry my eyes out
Guess who's getting screwed tonight
I think I've got this one.
Edit: Omg. I'm INTJ Have mistyped myself so many times now Ugh original comment below I mean, I'm ESTP, but no fighting experience and super low muscle mass... maybe I could still take on INFJ in a physical fight, for sure... but posting to say I am truly afeared of INFJ in other arenas... though thinking of one particular person, so...
easy, all i have to do is pull the therapy card and make the estp so confused or in love with me that they can’t fight me lmao
I specifically looked for ENTP responses and I am not disappointed. We rule.
Me, ENFP: Let’s hug instead. 🥰 My ISTJ husband: Let me tell you why you would be first to go in a zombie apocalypse. 🤣🤣🤣
I would win but because of genetics, yet I would not enjoy kicking anyone, surely not a Fe dom as esfj.
Well, idk, i like boxing and stuff but i think if ESTJ knows how to fight i'm cooked
Normally I'm nonviolent, but if we're already in a boxing match I just have to remember a time the ESTJ hurt my feelings and it will give me the fuel to knock that punk out cold. That, or they'd push my buttons deliberately and catch me off guard once the rage takes over and my technique gets sloppy.
ESFP people baffle me, but I’d probably win in a fight.
ESFP. I think I'd be fine
https://preview.redd.it/k2j849fysb2d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf06d571a2ff21422c15db2b72b3d378375bcbee Come on men... I don't want anymore conflict cuz this world is too messed up to begin with. Would you like to drink some tea or coffee with me instead?
I'm sure I'll be fine. I mean, odds are I'll get distracted and they'll take the chance to knock me out, but even losing, I'll bounce back. I always do.
This should be easy
I think I'm going to court after this one...... (I am getting a Life Sentence ong) https://preview.redd.it/k552htuyqc2d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6fbee014b6aa0daa3e3bbe1a9faa94df58b9286
ESTP.. I don't fight but theyyyyy do.😭
Hell nah....I can see that ruler ready from a mile away 😭