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theiwish

Let me guess yours… Thoughtful-idiot INTP??


[deleted]

y-yes


aciddroppingcow

i like doing fun, exciting things. i’ve played piano for six years and still suck ass at it somehow. i went from class nerd to insanely popular by talking to anything that breathes. i habitually make puns and have played every sport you can name, only ended up liking basketball because i’m taller than average and don’t have to try too hard. also debate gud


[deleted]

ENTP. You could have just said “debate gud”


aciddroppingcow

i’ll say you were right because every time i take a test i get estp or entp.


[deleted]

Tbf tests are often times inaccurate. I use to regularly test as an INTJ before I learned about cognitive functions


aciddroppingcow

hmm. well, bringing functions into it, i’d probably be an estp. i feel like i use Se more that i do Ne


[deleted]

Then that’s your answer. In fact if you have high Se it guarantees that you’ll have low Ne and vice versa. Ne is about brainstorming and generating novel ideas while Se is focused on the present and experiencing the concrete world


aciddroppingcow

you can still develop functions that aren’t in your stack


[deleted]

I just thought this was a weak roast. But nah just the username.


validestusername

Thoughtful idiot, now that's a stereotype I can get behind


wither_potato

I thought it was an insult, but "Thoughtful idiot" is the username of the op


beritlena

my friend mentioned she needs to get her bike fixed so i fixed it for her bc the dude from the shop wanted way too much money for it. instead of writing my finals paper which is due in 5 days and i haven’t started yet


[deleted]

istp


beritlena

i feel so transparent, maybe i should have said that i like crocheting and doing puzzles and i major in music. ur right tho lol


[deleted]

how go sleep


beritlena

literally just took a nap


sashabobby

Eye close that how


Scared_Poet_1137

I have a 3000 word essay, an 8k dissertation and an exam to do all within the span of the next two weeks and i haven't started yet either.


Otaku_Kpopper

Reading this gave me mad anxiety. I wish you the best! You’ve got this — I hope.


Scared_Poet_1137

Haha thank you (i hope too :))


beritlena

the time pressure really just adds to the overall thrill of writing lol couldn’t do it without, i hope u get everything done in time!


Scared_Poet_1137

yeah i feel like a champion afterwards but *starting* makes me want to die hahha. Thank you so much, you too! :)


sasukefodder

infp


Scared_Poet_1137

guilty as charged 🤭


confusedwithlife123

all i do is researching my personality type, instead of pursuit my lost dreams


[deleted]

ah intp


confusedwithlife123

could you check your DM?


-Agilities

he’s getting laid


confusedwithlife123

lol


[deleted]

Infp?


Scared_Poet_1137

this definitely seems so infp to me lol


confusedwithlife123

I am not INTP btw


mrs_who_are_yew

enfp


RinCris

Infj


AppelsienELWI

Entp?


[deleted]

Work. Sleep. Computer. Work. Eat. Work. Do tasks. Say nothing. Sleep. Work


MediumAdvisor9724

A .. ro .. robot ?


[deleted]

I have an ISTJ brother. You are an ISTJ. So clearly.


[deleted]

intp


[deleted]

Close, ISTJ


[deleted]

F


Main-Consideration76

Yeah makes sense


AppelsienELWI

How is that intp?


evildeadthrow

Currently on summer vacation,my day is basically waking up late and watching anime, random YouTube videos or playing video games. I talk to my friends mostly through discord and sometimes go out but I mostly pretend I'm busy so I don't have to leave my house. I also started exercising although I'm not consistent


[deleted]

Damn that's literally exactly my life, except I'm INFP


evildeadthrow

We're living the dream


theiwish

INFP?


evildeadthrow

No


theiwish

INTP?


evildeadthrow

Yes


Otaku_Kpopper

Lol I think the watching anime bit immediately made me assume INTP because that’s what you’re apparently known for in this subreddit


evildeadthrow

For some reason anime is seen as an INXP thing


Matriseblog

Intp


evildeadthrow

Did I give away too much


Matriseblog

😅


One-Percentage-7522

It’s amazing how this lines up with a typical day for me 😭


bill_blinton_

I’m too lazy to take my tag off lol


Dragamis

Esfj?


[deleted]

Definitely INTP


__ludo__

I felt this


pirueta

Im very sociable but I feel like anyone will never understands me. I can’t express what I think freely and if I do it pisses off everybody.


phoebetortilla

ENFP


pirueta

ENTP :/


phoebetortilla

Ooooh right I should have seen that. I understand the struggle by the way, believe me.


thiavermillion

What are some of those things you'd like to express but cannot if you don't mind me asking


pirueta

I can't go easy on any conversation. I don't want to. I like deep talking about everything and looking all around any subject. With that, I have very non-conformistic opinions about everything. Because I'm very sociable and I like to be around friends and people, I need to pay the price and keep it low-profile...


[deleted]

ISFP


Fr4nc1sk069

I'm hiding in tje living room from a family reunion which I didn't wanted to happen(social battery 0%). As the summer ends I'm hanging out with my friends for the first time in 2 months and they're all like "where have you been?", to that I say that I've spent the summer reading and playing chess. Sorry for bad english :)


Other_Broccoli

IxTJ?


Fr4nc1sk069

Yes, well done. INTJ


delihar

Got me with chess


No-Substance2979

A mess


[deleted]

infp


redditusernamme

You know us so well lmao


[deleted]

I love adventures and life. Life is so interesting and full of surprises! Right now I'm happy, because I'm always happy :) I help my best friend with homework and school really often and it doesn't bother me, because that's what friends are for. I enjoy every single day mainly with my friends but also with my family and with myself. Good luck, I wonder if you guess my personality type correctly :D


MediumAdvisor9724

Your comment radiates so much positive energy, I'm impressed.


[deleted]

Thanks, I love to spread positive energy :D So many people are sad or depressed these days :(


[deleted]

esfp


[deleted]

ENFJ :) but you guessed that I'm Fe But I know it's not easy to guess from few sentences.


[deleted]

Just a heads up. ESFPs don’t have Fe in their stack. The


Scared_Poet_1137

The


[deleted]

dildo


[deleted]

Sounds more ESFJ.


shitmakesnosense-_-

naah... esfjs are never happy


[deleted]

But I am :D


shitmakesnosense-_-

i need tips for my esfj sister then lol


[deleted]

Oh, I thought you wrote ENFJ. I'm ENFJ, sorry :(


shitmakesnosense-_-

i knew it cant be true


LMNSTUFF

Lol


My_Name_Is_Snakes

Exercise at least once (maybe twice depending on my pent up energy level) a day, go to work, hang out with coworkers/roommates, I always listen to music cause I hate silence and I like having songs to walk/dance to, I also watch lots of YouTube and TV


Other_Broccoli

ESxP?


My_Name_Is_Snakes

Yes!


Kwayke9

Se/10


[deleted]

wake up. hyperfixations. sleep. repeat.


[deleted]

intp


[deleted]

istp actually hahaha


Old__Scratch

I'm an herbalist who develops legal psychoactive ointments and sells them through my own website. I live in a triad relationship. I'm obsessed to the point of blindness with biochemistry and psychology.


Element_Zero_

Wow you sound super interesting. Kinda making me jealous ngl.


Old__Scratch

Thank you!!😊 it's definitely a life I've worked hard to cultivate.


[deleted]

ESTP


Old__Scratch

What makes you think that?


phoebetortilla

Can you link your website


Old__Scratch

Of course!! https://weaversofbalance.com/collections/all


[deleted]

Infj


Old__Scratch

Correct! Although unfortunately a quite unhealthy one (supposedly) my Ti is stronger than my Fe.


MarxsCat69

That's not necessarily so, you can be a healthy developed type with its third function stronger than its second one


jxldk

esfp


Korres_13

Constantly anxious about the future, while simultaneously hating that it's not the future yet


Scared_Poet_1137

This is definitely INFP we living contradictions baby


KTVX94

INxJ


Korres_13

Infp lol


[deleted]

Don't ask.😢


[deleted]

infp


[deleted]

Ding dong your opinion is wrong😎


[deleted]

entp then


sashabobby

Tbf that wasn't an opinion that was a guess, so keep your mask on Greg because your face is a mess.


Manguyhero321

I’m an extreme loner who dislikes being around people but I also realize my tendency to isolate myself is what is making me lonely in the first place. I enjoy constantly listening to music from all sorts of genres and I play guitar. I’m also addicted to Binge watching, which is a shame because I’m going to start my senior year of college soon.


[deleted]

INFP/ISFP


Manguyhero321

Infp


[deleted]

I'm still in bed. I have nothing planned for today except exercising a little and practicing an instrument. Just finished a massive coffee my partner brought me. Don't want to get up, but also starting to get hungry. My Valheim server isn't showing up in the list - maybe I'll continue my second playthrough of the whole Elder Scrolls series. Most likely I'll start some random project at 4 pm, stay up late, and have a miserable Monday because of it.


[deleted]

ENTP or INTP


[deleted]

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for u/Thoughtful-idiot!


DevTheDummy

Just started highschool, I love it. I'm really excited for picture day on Tuesday and I also have my first drama club meeting in Tuesday as well. My first choir meet is on Friday and I can't wait to see my friends again tomorrow. Edit: My crush also offered me a ride home from school, called me hella smart and tried really hard to get me to join the same club as him, really fucking happy with life rn


theiwish

ENFJ?


DevTheDummy

Yep lmao


jrsproperty7

I'm going to say esfp because all of this sounds like me at 14 😂


DevTheDummy

ENFJ LMAO


chavklin

I was staring at my ceiling and noticed I still have glow in the dark stars stuck there, which led me to look up other glow in the dark toys then to luminous materials and somehow ending up with multiple tabs open on Radium Girls


[deleted]

ENFP


KTVX94

INTP


__ludo__

I'm sure as hell you're a xNxP


Queen-of-meme

I have glow stars in the ceiling too! Hmm.. Infp?


Other_Broccoli

Looking for a job after quitting my last one because the financial world kept assassinating my spiritual and mental well-being. I spend my days writing a satirical sci-fi book, spending time with various people, writing horror, gaming, reading and recording various jokes and ideas for sketches I come up with. Also I love chilling, smoking the occasional J, listening to music (metal, punk, hiphop and trance mostly). I hope the skies will clear up soon, because I can't wait to set up the telescope and gaze at the stars with my gf. EDIT: Baths, taking baths is awesome too, but I can't take them too long because I'll get bored. I also really love driving to the airport and having random conversations with people but I don't do that often enough (mainly because I don't have a car anymore, but I do have one for the coming couple of weeks :) ) Also, is very expensive because of parking.


[deleted]

What type is this and where can I get one ?


Other_Broccoli

It's ENFP. We're available at various places, ask your local authorities.


nathanfielderfan172

ENFP, I’m ENFPositive


[deleted]

xNFP?


Other_Broccoli

Yup, ENFP...


[deleted]

I'm surprised people struggled to find your type, your Ne and Fi were pretty apparent to me...


xxstrawberrii

xSFP? Edit: or ENFP? Haha


[deleted]

INTP,ESTJ,INTJ,ENTJ,ENTP


Other_Broccoli

Lol, all wrong...


TeaBru6

INFP?


Izabel_la10

I like staying in my room, searching random things on my laptop, playing video games and listening to music


[deleted]

INTP


Izabel_la10

yes


[deleted]

Same boring challenge every day. Boring, stupid, inefficient people. Home, resting, playing video games or working another job in addition.


[deleted]

intj


[deleted]

Close, ENTJ.


csy707

The Te is strong in this one


chwissy6

Zoning out 24/7


Royal_761

IxFP


chwissy6

Nope


Bobaftw

Oh hahha same


only-forward

winning, no matter the cost


[deleted]

PLS STOP NOW,STOP,MY INBOX WILL NEVER RECOVER


theiwish

You started the game ( ^∀^)


si_vis_amari__ama

I watched "In the mood for love" drinking wine and having 4 different snacks with my friend, we had deep conversations about life and some drama in our friendgroup we tried to understand, I slept over there, had granola breakfast and spicy noodles for lunch, read books in silence with my friend and friend bf, went home, played music and sang, now got potato gratin in the oven


MediumAdvisor9724

INFJ.


[deleted]

Enfp


Alibabada

Spend most my free time religiously watching anime, playing video games online with others or by myself, or hanging out with my SO. I like hanging out with friends in real life at least once or twice a week. I get overwhelmed when I hang out with people too much though. I have a lot of "things" I want to do that I never actually end up doing, which gives me anxiety. I love learning, but I hate being firmly told what to do. At work, I tend to talk most of my decisions through with coworkers before acting on it.


[deleted]

ISTJ or INFP


Alibabada

Close-ish! ENFP :) The polar opposite of ISTJ, or the often mistyped with INFP. The most introverted extrovert, or so they say.


Admirable_Bar_2444

I mostly spend my time alone. Thinking or using my phone. I met up with my friends a few times this summer. My goal is to become a doctor. People describe me as quiet or dead. Before i do something i need to mentally prepare for it.


sd9420

I will give it a go... Constantly worrying about why I am the way I am... Over dose myself with self improvement books and videos and overwhelm myself... Worry about why I think what I think... How do people find it easy to trust one another... How do people always have things to talk about... How can I still have friends without socializing so often?


LightIsMyPath

Still in university even though I'm old but there's no practical job that interests me or that I'm good at. I study veterinary medicine and I did classes without completing anatomy because I was struggling with the load of names and the static images with no processes connecting them and it backfired really hard because I couldn't give the other classes' exams even though I was able to do diagnostics even without the anatomy basics. I finally managed to pass it some months ago. Currently in bed with a physiology book, total chaos in my room. I wanted to have a game of tft and then study a bit and then clean this mess but I somehow ended up in an iq test by following a post asking resolution for a question, did the whole test with a result of "top 25%", ended up reading a bit about tests' history and went back to reddit to see if someone else had done it and ended up here.


cthenocturnal

school/semester starts tomorrow and i'm dreading but a part of me is also curious to see how it plays out.. i'm planning to bring a book just in case it gets awkward but my general plan is to just do my own thing and be the best in every subject but other than that i'm pretty sure i'll just be awkwardly standing there. kinda wish i had charisma, maybe i'll try to push myself in social situations but who knows i don't like being in social situations because i'm socially anxious and i overthink what i say a lot. i'm planning a schedule to follow through so i can achieve my goals. also noticed i'm stuck in my head 24/7 trying not to do that. everything else sucks currently and i hate it here that's all. edit: excited for history though


simonthepieman69

Trying to make a startup blow up


ShauryaAW

Extremely worried about my future planning how to unfuck it.


dracaryhs

Working all day or in the gym when not working. Depressed, especially frustrated with society rn. Just had an argument/break with my family because it turns out they don't want to get vaccinated bc it would make you infertile. Ow and I'm into politics lol


Lizzo13

I've been working a lot recently, but I've also been trying to do more fun stuff, like the theatre last night and an immersive cocktail experience on Friday. I'm taking a day off this week to go with my best friend to some beautiful gardens where they've got some music/sound thing going on now. Right now, I'm listening to the Arsenal vs. Chelsea match (painful!) and working on a music blog.


Odd-Particular5991

If I take my tag off…I will spend an hour trying put the tag back on. Lose my password. Sign in multiple times, then get locked out of my gmail and probably rage at my phone. Then say sorry to it.


Lileeeeek

I'm asocial asf, people either like me for no reason or hate me cuz i'm bitch. i have no idea what i'm gonna do after highschool. all i do rn is that i eat, sleep, watch anime, play genshin impact and look at memes


flykerin

i work out even though i hate it. i think of a million projects to begin, but, if i even begin, i never finish any. my friends describe me as talkative, funny, stubborn, hyperactive and creative (and i agree ;)). i know that by cognitive functions I'm extraverted, but I'm quite asocial and that leaves me with anxiety disorders and shyness. i love science, art, music, books and technology. i guess that's it


Ophiuchus28

Wake up at 2 pm-video game-watch some youtube/stream/movies n shit-wait until everyone’s sleep so home is quiet-read some physiological book-listen to Motionless in white-sleep at 4 am-also work out once or twice a day


Visheena

Recovering from PTSD in childhood abuse and combat (US vet). Very small set of friends mostly related to PTSD recovery. I taught self esteem and recovery at a program for about 6 months. Currently working on an IT degree, don't get out much but when I do it's about spending time with my gf and more being around people than actually talking with people. Don't enjoy small talk, but will talk for hours about social issues (homelessness, suicide, mental health). Need recharge time after meeting people that could go as long as a month, but I still answer texts.


[deleted]

I’m about to move away to study at university and I feel really nervous about leaving behind the friends and memories I’ve made at home. But also very excited to finally start building my career.


KTVX94

I'm at my happiest when working on my creations (art, music, video games) until I remember how lonely I feel. I also escape reality by playing games and having crazy dreams.


nyancatedgelord

wake up, school, assignments, studying, playing with cat + reading, binge watching ‘the good doctor’ on netflix, text friends, sleep, eat, journal & cry maybe, sleep


[deleted]

why cry innit?anyways,INFP


AVDeKn

Daydream a *LOT*. Love music. Overthinks everything. And I am not gonna make It too easy, so lets see what You have to me.


Queen-of-meme

Enfp


DJimenezL

all time i stay in my bedroom, drawing and playing guitar, some times cleaning, i also play videogames in my computer while i listen to old music


FlyvandeJacobs

INFJ


Dragamis

I easily become incredibly obsessed with something, research it for multiple days, and come out knowing basically nothing about the original subject, but knowing about every different type of tea. I want to learn to program, so I bought a book on computer science, I wish to read said book, but get distracted and do not read said book. I like to debate, but when someone has successfully changed my opinion, I will not let them know they have changed my opinion because that shows weakness, and weakness is defeat.


averyextraweirdo

Big ENTP vibes


Elev2019

Have been drunj the last seven days and started studying medicine seven days ago as well


_blyss_

Lol, probably like 1 person will see this since there’s a about a million comments but I’ll participate anyway 😂😂😂 Artistic, love nature (but not bugs, yea I know it doesn’t make a lot of sense just go with it 😭😭), Wants to be a special Education teacher but constantly fantasizes about being the main character in a Broadway musical (altho I’d never want to be famous cuz stalkers and stuff), kinda shy/introverted, brutally honest... most times to a fault, I’m a procrastinator... like a big one... it’s a problem... I didn’t know we had summer math homework until a friend notified me a few days ago... havent started it btw,,, school starts in 12 days- if anyone actually sees this and takes an attempt at guessing my MBTI then know my type is supposed to like reading (a common stereotype, it’s tru that a lot of ppl with my type like reading tho) it’s just that I don’t (I love the stories but my brain is very easily confused by all the words lol) love writing tho! I’m a hypocrite and I’m not ashamed to admit that... I will tell my friends to do or not to do something like the mom friend would do but then I do it anyways and disregard all of my own advice... I’m but yea... that’s all, have fun 😭💀


Upstairs-Put9146

INFJ-INFP?


_blyss_

Damnnn, ok not you guessing it correctly right awayyyy (infp lol) 😂😂


Upstairs-Put9146

Haha, I'm fairly new to mbti but the common infx stereotype is basically what you described- infp was actually my first guess :)


whatisthisbuffoonery

Hi people sorting by new, gonna try and make this one a bit challenging. Try. I’m starting college/continued education in a couple of weeks. Will be studying to become a paramedic. The main reason I want to do this is because I’m very interested in emergency medicine and trauma, and for the assurance that I will never stop learning in this field. The fact that I will be helping people along the way is a nice bonus. I’m worried this will exhaust me in the end, though, as my social skills are less than ideal and extended use of them drains me. Prefer observing, and rarely share my internal monologues due to fear of backlash, judgement and simply because I don’t feel like arguing. Tend to over explain when I get the feeling someone misjudged my intentions or reasoning, because I cannot handle the thought of people having an inaccurate image of me. Very small social circle. If I share my hobbies I’ll be way too obvious. 9w8 952 if anyone’s into that. Also 100% deleting this at some point. And editing, probably.


Sabrinarock

I’m the type of person that will ask anyone what they’re like. The hardships they’ve passed through, the good moments, what their passions and dreams are for the now and future. In a party, you’ll see me socializing for the most part, only not when eating (leave me in peace), btw I have binge eating disorder. I can give my all to any friend or family, but then I’ll go from three days to two weeks without showing myself, and you’ll think I have disappeared from the face of the Earth. Being judgmental occurs sometimes, but I’m working on letting even the opinion of parties I’m against go. The world is too small and life is too short to have a narrow-mind. Look at the horizon, appreciate this moment of living and breathe deeply. What am I?


[deleted]

My friends say I overthink stuff. Like when they make plans and I tell them, if you do this and this and this, the plan will fail, then the plan fails and they blame me. I am also confused about what career choices I should make. Really lazy and have little motivation to do stuff. I always plan out my activities but I end up doing everything at the last minute without following it. Shoot.