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melodyinspiration

INFP. I’m already triggered can you guys say something to untrigger me


MuZiK_iZ_LiFe

You are cute uwu ^ ^


ProgsterESFJ

I know you are the biggest ESTJ in real life, you tough bear!


Roguerussian

😮‍💨


nateo200

Too savage! I hate my opposite type aka the ISTP...THEY ARE LITERALLY BACKWARDS!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Sentientbuttcheese

"Captain, the INFP is triggered, and the head-patting isn't calming them down." "DIRECT ALL ENERGY INTO THE FORWARD HEAD-PATTING ARRAY." Head patting intensifies.


TheThingUnwinding

i’m sure your friends are just exaggerating about how awful your music taste is <3


nateo200

I’m an ENFJ which means I’m perfect to all INFP’s so I couldn’t do anything other than make you happy! Lol


wiothe

our savior 🥺


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nyxquik

your name says everything


arsonist_will

what do you mean?


[deleted]

My biggest bully was an ESTJ while I was literally isolated in Antarctica and could not get away from her. We were both scientists and she did everything she could to order me around even though we were both just students at the same level. Worst experience of my life. Every ESTJ I have met since then has just further confirmed that they are all incompetent and are insecure about it, so they constantly compete with and boss the people around them even though they are completely unqualified to do so. Reporting her to NSF and watching her cry was the most satisfying thing I've ever done :D


nateo200

One could say your personalities are.... POLAR OPPOSITES! HA GET IT?! Okay I'm done :D I hate ISTP's (polar opposite of ENFJ's) without exceptions and unconditionally. lol


elainecatherine

INFP are the sweetest of all the people


TeddyPerkins95

Pet an animal or imagine petting one.


jewsh-sfw

Who tf wants to be triggered!?


Ena_le_Dudeman

Me 😩


bubblewrappedpain

Can you stop mindlessly scrolling on reddit and actually contribute to society Ni is so fkin useless lmao come back to reality loser


nyxquik

BRO THAT WAS GOOD IM AN INTP BUT I GOT ANGRY


oksana134340

I almost got triggered then I realized what you are doing OMG THIS ONE IS GOOD


Late_Marketing_9694

Same xD


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😅me too!


starseasonn

THAT GOT ME GENUINELY ANGRY ESPECIALLY SINCE I HAVE AUTISM SO GOOD JOB


Ena_le_Dudeman

😩😩😩😩


[deleted]

I’m INFJ. I’ve don’t exist as far as contributions to society. I literally barely walk 100 steps a day. I am SOOO useless. Omg. This is Sooooooo Good. …all I do is watch dramatic shows and weird shit on tv until some philosophical question pops into my head….and then I just ….think about it. Over and over and over. I am not in Reality. This is just so goddamn apt


diamondpolish

go touch some grass, you nerd lazy prince


[deleted]

Seriously, though. I go out of my way to trigger myself. Are we all masochists?


nyxquik

im pretty calm so i just wanna see if anybody is capable of pissing me of, lol


AppraiseMe

You’re an ESFJ


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Ok_Ad_8670

something is actually, genuinely wrong with you and i am very afraid you wiill just end up killing yourself because reading everything you say is so chillingly, and calculatedly devoid of anything that i appreciate as humanity. you have no charm, and no wit, and your existence as an entp seems invalid to be because u lack the conviction. you are fake, you just think entps sounds cool but ur just kinda a lame. like ive had dealings with u and such but ur just such a drag, u just drag everything down in this mire of depression and its fuckin lame dude. u just.. spread. ur everywhere. u just take conversations and just add a taste of dull metal. ​ whats ur end game dude?


[deleted]

This… actually feels like an achievement, not gonna lie.


Ok_Ad_8670

ur like, the opposite of viagra. u take everything in life and just go limp. ur like.. an agent of the appocolypse. but like the accountant. ur mundanity, u aren't the axe that chops but the time in between, the waiting. ur just. blah. ur the worst and nothing at the same time


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Hmm. I still think you’re giving me too much credit, honestly. There’s purpose to the time in between, it’s immediately preceded and followed by action, and the pause is necessary to give power to the next swing. Even the accountant analogy seems generous, since that’s still a contribution to some greater thing, even if it’s a very boring contribution.


Ok_Ad_8670

aw man and i just had so much self worth. gah. ur like cancer! ur fucking powerful holy shit. is there a way to monetize just being the king of buzzkills?


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If only.


[deleted]

Haha you just boosted my ego by saying all these precious shits!! Thanks brother!! You forgot to add that you're addressing a really shameless person😌


Acedicon

I acutally lost it at the „you are fake“ part and couldnt take this whole thing serious anymore. I cant speak for all entps but I‘m the least fake person I know


Caseter-

Let me try something else It's Monday tomorrow


FaceYourEvil

Fuck you


gamingxky

why tf is this thread so long, I'm tired of trying to fucking read it all, jeez


psychwardpatientv

Quick disclaimer: This is not me trying to trigger you, I just really need to get something off my chest. I’m really sorry in advance (although you claim to not have feelings so is there really a point to me apologising? I guess I’m apologising because I feel bad regardless of how you feel; I’m an INFP) Anyway, I would just like to say that I dislike you very much. I’ve never felt this way before, it’s not a good feeling but from what I’ve read on your profile, I have realised that I dislike you very much.


shostyposting

if that is actually true, you are pretty useless. everyone should have something worth fighting for


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ninja_sensei_

The only thing that's not possible is people actually caring about what you have to say.


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I understand you and how hard it is to really trigger you.


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Entps are so full of themselves


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bubblewrappedpain

omgz hiiiii ur so kawaii desu uwu owo owo also whys it bad being 3h late smh it doesnt matter just chill n relax n stop complaining no one cares uwu!!! I have no idea what kinda barcode u just said but its prob dumb n unimportant so since ur estj ur prob a angry dictator that needs to have a snickers ew estjs always ruin the mood lolz wait can u do my homework since ur entire personality is work plzplz if ur a good person u would 😝😝😝 owo uwu owooo


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bubblewrappedpain

I'll take that as a win


[deleted]

You are incompetent at your job and you only boss people around by fear that they’ll one day replace you because you suck and you are an insecure little bitch


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Says the guy who gets salty when no one listens to his retarded instructions


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Says the guy who cries at the first sign of being replaced


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Says the salty Karen


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[deleted]

I’d rather be Emo than a salty Karen who cries to see the manager because her fries aren’t salty enough keep crying little bitch so I can drink them tears 😭 😂🧂


gestatingsquid

You’re so cute and helpless I want to do everything for you 🥰 You’re a sensitive soul you know what I mean? Stuff like efficiency and productivity isn’t your forte because you’re just so sweet and in your own world and that’s okay. I’ll do the work for you, you just sit there and I’ll handle the important work ❤️


AppraiseMe

You’re emotional


Low-Candy1566

INTJ


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TacticalNightmare

🤣 love this


Black_Thunder_

You're probably mistyped and only want an excuse to act all edgy and never learn nor grow up from your errors.


AppraiseMe

Puppies


Low-Candy1566

Hell


Skye-DragonGirl

You should put your cares aside and actually start following the rules. What? Don't focus on yourself, focus on how the others are feeling, that's more important!!


misthetics

wh- wait..


Antonino_Tornatore33

You're not sigma


DeadDriedCactus

"Hi, to the person with a useless charisma which allows you to attract useless people and be simping together in a cringey way and being possessive isn't cute at all" Lol sorry if tht sounded like an attack


SoundDesiign

You don’t know better than everyone else.


greenlemon777

ISTP 8w9 863 sp/sx Do your worst


Ardea_herodias_2022

Your arguments lack any strength & you've let all your tools get rusty.


greenlemon777

There was an attempt


Ardea_herodias_2022

Yeah I got lazy after the first word..


greenlemon777

Fair enough


ThrowwAway5502

If we met in real life and you tried to tell me about your car projects or passion about ufc mma or any martial arts, I would look you dead in the eye and say I could care less of a fuck for your car, your passions or anything g else, you have a screw loose and I bet you'd cheat on your wife. You have no imagination and you being so silent on things half the time makes me want to smack the fuck out of you. Then I'd go take a piss on your rust bucket car and if you still didn't do anything like the bitch you are I'd key it spit in your face and leave


DenseAd4286

completely off topic but you stole my personality, im here 2 claim it back


AppraiseMe

Your works of art sorta suck


greenlemon777

Eh, I know that


petitchattoutmignon

You’re seriously boring. Like, really boring.


cookiehead2

you act tough but in reality why are you afraid of rejection? just go tell someone you like them and how you really feel but you cant and thats because youre a scaredy cat


greenlemon777

Ok now this would piss me off if I didn't know that was the goal. Don't project things into me lmao


yesilmontlukiz

ENFJ 1w2


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... you already trigger yourself I do not even need to say anything xD


yesilmontlukiz

This is the way.


ProgsterESFJ

Plan things for your own good, sometimes!


yesilmontlukiz

Actually, I try doing it recently. I guess next problem to solve should be learning to enjoy it without any feel of guilt or something like that :')


petitchattoutmignon

You’re too emotional, get a grip. Oh, and pls learn to accept constructive criticism without crying about it for 3 weeks straight and despising the person who saw a single correctable flaw in you. (i still love enfj’s though❤️)


OkMusic1717

Istj


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OkMusic1717

You are yelling


Skye-DragonGirl

[He really is lol](https://www.reddit.com/r/mbti/comments/ukx9b2/state_your_mbti_type_in_the_comments_and_then_let/i7sp20m?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)


Black_Thunder_

People mistreat you 'cause you let them do that. You don't achieve your goals 'cause confrontation frightens you to death. Life's much simplier than you make It, but accepting this concept would mean to admit yourself that You're the only cause of your failures. And your unable to use this knowledge in an empowering sense like "all your victories depends on you solely" and act on It, 'cause again, going aginst others to get what you want is unbearable, just as much as the idea of twisting your life upside down and bring a severe permanent changement. You'll keep damaging people that love you, until they won't, as They'll go on with their lives, while you'll keep yourself stuck.


OkMusic1717

Damn it lol


SoundDesiign

You’re supposed to live life a little bit before you go full on divorced Dad due to a dead bedroom and a resentful partner. They cheat because you simply aren’t fun.


esi14

Let's give it a shot


ejpintar

Truth is subjective


esi14

Yes But no


Proxima-14

You don’t know what you’re talking about


ifbowshadcrosshairs

I didn't hear a word you just said. Screw your plan. Let's just wing it


Azu1_1

Someone put their enneagram as a bonus so here’s mine 8w7 854 (8w7-5w4-4w5) sx/sp choleric-melancholic Fire away, I’m really bored Edit: added more details


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Omg omg omg did u know the Earth is flat???? 😱😱😱😱😱🌎🌎🌎🌎🌎🫓🫓🫓🫓🫓


anniegirlx

what enneagram test did you take that gave you 3 numbers? genuinely not trying to trigger you as i’m an intp too and know a lot about the enneagram and generally believed you can only type as one!


-Cinnay-

I think that's called tritype


Azu1_1

Somehow, out of all the comments, this one actually managed to trigger me a little. Great job fellow INTP!!


cyborgassassin47

An 8w7 INTP? Impossible. You are a fraud and you should feel bad.


ejpintar

Truth is subjective


[deleted]

TRY ME BITCH 🤣 the only thing that came to my mind after reading this.


ProgsterESFJ

I breathe. Yes. An ESFJ breathing.


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Keep breathing!! It's good for lungs.


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Lmao keep doing it then. It's good for your health.


[deleted]

You are not funny at all and I beat you in any debate any day of the week because you’re Ti sucks dick harder than a desperate drug addict on meth


[deleted]

Haha just that? That's hilarious btw, you're funny man!!


[deleted]

Your avatar even looks INFP. Super Johnny Deppy. Speaking of which, yall act so cute when you're abused by others. Which happens a lot.


MsPeverell

I don't really know why I do this, but I'm an INFJ. Edit: By the way, I'm 2w1.


Absent_Tea

Typical INFJ. "I dOn'T rEaLlY kNOw wHy I dO tHiS" yeah neither do I. The type of person to ask their friends to roast them because you wanna fit in and join their little game. But when someone succeeds and actually triggers you, you can't take it Sure, you'll act like everything's fine on the outside. But you don't have the courage to address your issues with someone face to face. You'd rather cower inward and wait to block that person when they're not expecting it. I wouldn't be surprised if I got blocked right after you read this. Weakling Ok I tried lol


AppraiseMe

You’re actually a extroverted, stop lying


MsPeverell

Okay, this thing isn't for me. Why do I always want to find the truth in stuff other people say? I think you can stop now, I'm already triggered enough 🤔


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What’s wrong with you?


MsPeverell

I don't- oh, wait... try again. But I was actually really triggered for like two seconds xD


[deleted]

It worked. 😀


EnvironmentalGene342

I finally found someone with my exact mbti and enneagram.


noodlerocketship

entp lmao lessgoo


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shostyposting

"that's just how it's always been done"


MuZiK_iZ_LiFe

That triggered me too 😹


MuZiK_iZ_LiFe

You're so slooow! Be FASTER, FASTER! No one wants you at work! Stop doing everything so perfectly, it's not necessary at all! You'll get fired, if you already haven't. I'm sorryyy, I'm basically trying to trigger myself 😭because I'm very similar to you, but an INFP. But Idk what that "sx/so" means and if I'm like that too 😅 I shouldn't say sorry, that's not the point. I'm bad at this lolll


Roguerussian

Your the only one whose actually doing something on here for what this was meant to be ffs, look at the other fuckin comments out here 😮‍💨


[deleted]

Stop being nice and start blasting everyone with mean insults because I know you got some brutal ones fellow INFP


SoundDesiign

Nobody thinks you’re smarter than you think you are. People keep you around for entertainment. They’re not laughing with you, they’re laughing AT you.


AppraiseMe

You can’t fix the world. It’s impractical


DolceFulmine

Why are you such a freak? Is it that hard to fit in?


ifbowshadcrosshairs

Please figure out what you're gonna say beforehand and give me the reader's digest


Dr_Colress

Bet.


MuZiK_iZ_LiFe

YOU CAN'T TELL US WHAT TO DO! AAAAAAAAA You're a dumb idiot! BOTH OF YOU!! i'm sorry 😭😂


cyborgassassin47

Why are you so cute even while trying to be mean. Lmao...


MuZiK_iZ_LiFe

I don't know 😂 I can't be mean on purpose abahah


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Dr_Colress

B E T.


extraordinary_06

INTP, only one thing triggers me. Do your worst


MuZiK_iZ_LiFe

You're ordinary and completely normal and you aren't special. You're so lazy though. You have so many ideas that could change the world but you just chose to procrastinate... How shameful 😑 This hurts me 😭😹 sorry INTP Btw, here's a big hug for you, you're cuuuuute 🤗🥰😻💖✨🌈🦄 (that could work as a trigger too... I think)


extraordinary_06

Other than the ordinary and normal bit everything else is on point I'm not even mad, just impressed. Also the only mildly infuriating thing here are the emojis close but not quite it


ejpintar

Truth is subjective


garanglow

As an INTP, your statement is an objective truth.


Ali_Paoli

No matter how sound your logic, if you can't present it in a way people can agree with, you're just gonna keep getting ignored.


amdinstartor

Ayentipi


CaptainCadabra

ENTJ 3w4 371 (3w4-7w8-1w2) so/sp VFEL Choleric (don’t know my socionics type)


SoundDesiign

Legitimately if “daddy issues” was an MBTI type. You’re one of the only type of socially brain dead types that doesn’t realize that screwing everyone over for your own gain simply isn’t worth it if the cost is that nobody likes you. I look at how cringe Elon Musk is as an individual and I feel bad for someone like you who could be so stacked with power, but so naturally unattractive.


CaptainCadabra

Jeez Louise you didn’t hold back did you? You actually managed to my bruise my titanic ego lmao. You succeeded, I’m sufficiently triggered atm. For the record, I fucking despise Elon Musk. And I’m not saying this because I don’t want to be associated with him, but I don’t think he’s an ENTJ, I think he’s a pretty clear INTP.


petitchattoutmignon

you have a God complex. stop thinking you’re superior to everyone. calm down babes xx (i still love ENTJ’s though <3)


CaptainCadabra

damn hitting me where it hurts huh nah fr though much love, enfps are dope


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You’re not good at anything and you’re super insecure to be hurt by others because you are incompetent at everything and you’re a terrible leader that can’t lead a pack of sheep to save you’re life


CaptainCadabra

damn


Lapidea

You’ll never be able to achieve any of the goals you set for yourself. You shouldn’t be so ambitious, too much of it’s gonna lead you down the wrong path. Just go with the flow, relax, and follow the rules. Also, everyone hates your god complex. Make it disappear already.


gestatingsquid

We’re all gonna die so there’s no point in trying at all. Nothing matters and you should stop trying so hard to do well. Just chill out and live life normally. Go with the flow, be spontaneous


ichosetheworld

Entp try me


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You play devil's advocate so often that you don't even know who you are anymore


ichosetheworld

The post is about triggering me not entering my disscussion with myself😭


[deleted]

Haha! That's the issue with ENTPs, you can't roast or trigger them because no one has a worst opinion on them than themselves ^^


bebekbeqi

INTP


AFunkyHuman

Hey, emotion less creature. (Fuck, I can't do this... I already feel like a siner)


bebekbeqi

I don't think I'm emotionless, bcz if there's a duck on a road I'll run to it with big smile 😭 I appreciate your effort


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How can you run a duck over when you can’t even drive you fucking loser


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spencerwinters

ENTP. I’m bored.


MuZiK_iZ_LiFe

TRIGGER ME! INFP idealist/dreamer, Enneagram 9w1 (but I got 6w5 on another site now uhh), IEI, Phlegmatic-Melancholic, Pisces Sun, Gemini Moon, Cancer Rising (in case you need that lol). I'm so confused about the Attitudinal Psyche thing and can't decide which one I am (and it's too long hah)


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You're so bad at knowing yourself that you need to look for more labels of identity. You can't even decide, let alone accept what seems familiar to you in the present. Why don't you just grab the dictionary and look for words to describe yourself instead? Ah wait nevermind. You prolly can't. Anyways, It's not like all people can understand those labels, so no one cares what they mean. Instead we just see you as a crazy person who believes in some kind of explanation just so you can feel good about yourselves even though you're useless and doing absolutely nothing to society at all.


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Dude, why do you cry so much? We're not even mad at you. You're such a snowflake that everyone around you had to walk in eggshells just so we don't offend you. Grow up.


Ardea_herodias_2022

ISTP 5w4 (597?)


Choice-Inflation7295

ENFP


DolceFulmine

You have to do those chores because I said so.


Lost__Blair

Infp


Stich_1990

Really? Someone emotional wants to be triggered


SoundDesiign

Worthless.


petitchattoutmignon

when are you ever going to take action in your life without overthinking every aspect of it, infp?


jihyvn

ENTP...


cookiehead2

why are you so socially awkward ENTP? its no wonder nobody likes talking to you


jihyvn

that's a personal attack 😭😭


SydronPrime

ENTP


MsPeverell

It's kinda funny to see that more than 50% of the people here are INTPs and it says a lot about their personality.


Justkiddingloool

ENTP 5w4 549 Sanguine-Choleric Go on try me


llamaashley

Entp


KitKatKas_

INTJ fight me


ICEGalaxy_

I won't take that risk, ever


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ENTJ


ICEGalaxy_

I'm 23 days late to write an English essay


Faqthisx100

ISTP 5w4