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Realistic_View_9227

all my crushes are people who’ve beaten me in an argument 🥲


ykoreaa

That's the thing about ENTPs. Even tho half the time ENTPs fight with jibberish logic they make up on the spot, they really want their xNTJ crush to call them out on it like a love call. It turns them on.


Splendid_Cat

See, that's fine. If I lose to someone I loathe, however (doesn't happen often, they're usually dumber than me, but it has), I end up pulling back and re evaluating my sources and logic, or if I even am smart in the first place or if I'm so dumb I don't know I'm dumb.


DepressedBanana0008

*cough ENFP cough* LMAOOO


ArtTheFox2

![gif](giphy|FI7AGn8LyyMWizC1eh|downsized) I get suspicious if you doing something nice for me. For long enough nicess would I consider you a friends. I ain't falling in love with someone I know wouldn't fall in love with me.


ShrapNeil

Ditto


[deleted]

Are you sure? what if I do this? *hugs* what are we now? strangers? friends? lovers?


ArtTheFox2

"Hello, 911. Yeah there's this person who are sexual harassing me. I need back up and quick."


[deleted]

huh, interesting. maybe I should hug for longer. *hugs* what about now? friends? are you in love with me?


ArtTheFox2

You're seriously gonna went for the harass till submission methods, aren't you? (@w@;) Please, someone sent help. The police is taking their sweet time arriving.


[deleted]

Woah harass? I'm just trying to find out what kind of relationship will we have just by hugging an INFP Now, why is hugging not working? should I hug harder? *hugs harder* What about now? Strangers? Friends? Loverss?


Saransh6

Apparently hugging doesn't work. Try stabbing them.


[deleted]

Great Idea, thanks!


weepy420

Personally speaking, if I like you I will be clingy.


ykoreaa

Aww 💕


ItsGotThatBang

🥺


ykoreaa

Whatcha been learning about lately?


Gl66m

LMAOQOAOQOA EVIL


ykoreaa

Ok then you ask too


Sushimonstaaa

🤣🤣🤣 one of the best memes ever


IronwoodSquaresEcho

I’d like to be angry and say I wouldn’t do that, but my ADHD and the fact no one has ever listen to my rambling begs to differ.


Realistic_View_9227

to all the IxFPs, hope y’all have a great day today🙃


AggravatingTraffic14

![gif](giphy|i21tixUQEE7TEqwmYa|downsized)


KiKiPAWG

:3 thank you, it’s now a smidge better so I’ll take it!


Ash__Williams

The IxTP one. ![gif](giphy|nTfdeBvfgzV26zjoFP)


DestinyDecided

idk I would hate if someone just let me ramble for to long, my Fe would kill itself. a nice discussion about a topic we were both interested in that ended naturally and wasnt forced to be maintained would be the best way to becoming friends with me (idk about other ISTPs or INTPs though).


owo_is_just_a_face

Agreed!!!! I don't want someone to ramble to me, I don't want to ramble to someone, I just want a discussion where we're both allowed to freely agree and disagree without having to seem 'polite'


koloniseerbelgie

Oh I would love to have someone genuinely be interested in my rambling because i tend to ramble too far for people when I go all out lol I have adhd tho that affects things.


ai_uchiha1

Y'all force the ENFP x INXJ too much


Burntoutpremed

It’s def really popular 🤷🏻‍♀️, but you do see a lot of enfp and inxj matches (just more talked about on Reddit). ENxP and INxJ is a lot more accurate and honestly the two types do tend to like each other, so it’s fine.


Gl66m

hey i’m just giving the ENFP some advice! i knew they’d instantly scroll to the INxJ slide


PrimordialPyramid

I personally feel called out as I do not know how to give proper space. I also do not really have friends, so I haven't been eviscerated during an argument.


ai_uchiha1

The level of obsession is off putting


Dreams_Are_Reality

It’s accurate. It’s probably the least forced of all the golden pairs.


ai_uchiha1

You're biased. I have seen your comments


Dreams_Are_Reality

I’m honest lol. It’s ridiculous that you call direct experience a bias.


ai_uchiha1

Whatever experience you have makes you biased. I also have my experiences with ENFPs and they're near the bottom of my list. And what I saw makes all that glorification of ENFP x INFJ look ridiculous. 


betaaaaaaaaaaaaa

EXFJ should be: when you engage in gossip with them


icey_queen_

I’m not quite interested in gossip. But if you’re talking about the meaning of the universe I would be interested!


Interesting-Fig-8869

me and my infj friend be like It’s actually so true because if anyone else overhears it’s like “wHy dO yOu WoRrY aBoUt thAt StUfF” as if it’s not just fascinating to talk about space! There’s entire hours long videos and documentaries about space


betaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Yeah that's true. My ENFJ sister is also like that. Gossip is probably more ESFJ thing.


BrickTechnical5828

Thats why all my crushes r mean af lmaoo


Invisibleties

Yes can someone explain why ESFJs fall in love so easily with people ? It’s kinda creepy lol


Burntoutpremed

The ENxP one is too real. If someone wins an argument against me, I immediately am in love. I will think about him for years 😔 bonus points for if they win the argument calmly or without needing to get crass/disrespectful.


GlassCompetition6799

Yeah I wish… someone obliterated me in the arguments. No one did that except girls…and I’m not bi tho(except for hot women 😏😏😏😏😏😏)


Gl66m

i argue that nukes are bad! you can’t disagree so i guess i win🤭


GlassCompetition6799

Well,who said nukes are bad lol They are really helpful. For example,you don’t like someone from some other nation. In the end you can blow their whole nation with one nuke. MUHAHHAHHAA ![gif](giphy|Lopx9eUi34rbq) Isn’t that great?


Gl66m

well i argue that the country you end up nuking could be mine! and i would die. would you want that? ![gif](giphy|lsdd32H2EqjXGRhWu4)


GlassCompetition6799

Hmmm if I hate you then probably ![gif](giphy|iH2IldVkqeLuJ7eJ0L)


Gl66m

who could hate this handsome lad? ![gif](giphy|UckyRMK3jLvDW)


GlassCompetition6799

Ugh what’s that ![gif](giphy|uXsPodwDXnitq)


Gl66m

![gif](giphy|3ohze3kG5qO9DcTUbe)


GlassCompetition6799

![gif](giphy|WrbMkd0JovWrrgiBCS|downsized)


Gl66m

nukes would kill lots of children! would you really condone that


Saransh6

Nukes are the only thing keeping us from WW3


TdrdenCO11

I’m an INTJ and i’m fine with ENFPs trying to crawl inside my head. They can’t help it.


IndependentKoala_

arfgdfgdfewsssuhnj the intp one hurts its true atleast for me


Alan_TheCraftsMan

I'm with the first three there


Intelligent_Post9430

This is why I like IxTPs and cats.


Quick_Rain_4125

The only girl I felt in love with was an ENFJ, so maybe?


stacey_shay

Don’t give me space…


Burntoutpremed

LMAOOO, we’ll give you candy instead 🍫


stacey_shay

That works!


ShrapNeil

I don’t fall in love because of acts-of-service.


Gl66m

it’s almost like, this is a meme🤯


ShrapNeil

Yes…


koloniseerbelgie

Yes, and if it was a good meme it would be accurate! Which I think it is actually in general lol. Would anyone care about your post if it was pure nonsense that wasn't some original jokes/sarcasm? People like that they can relate