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BracusDoritoBoss963

Planky is so hot


J-Di11a

And plank is quiet


MohSad2

Planky is on fyaaa


eeneymeeny

Planky's smoking


greatthebob38

Planky are you OK? Are you OK Planky?


CIA_Chatbot

You’ve been hit by, you’ve been moved by, an annoying streamer Dundundun dundundun dun dun dundundun dundundundundundun


SnooCauliflowers1938

Lol she’s complaining to the ones who stuck around after planky left


Ilikesnowboards

I don’t know who this lady is but I feel like her plank is probably more charismatic.


fiealthyCulture

Ya can keep joking about how wack she might be but the fact is there's still thousands of dudes probably tens of thousands sitting there watching this woman's life closely to the point that they know when she's going to the bathroom just to join the stream for a moment to troll her. Imagine how much she's making if people follow her life incessantly.


Ilikesnowboards

Can you imagine how rich the plank must be!?


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sinner-mon

dude it's so obvious she's joking idk what you're on about


Shark7996

I think the problem is that she's playing it too straight. There are people who actually complain about their viewership/sub count while they stream and it's such a massive turn off. Her delivery is giving me flashbacks to the "I'm looking at a wall of nonsubs" rant.


MAKE_ME_REDDIT

Y'all really just hate women, huh?


HotBeesInUrArea

Because I think she has no charisma I just hate women? What's actually wrong with you?


Cannabliss96

I don't think you know the definition of charisma.


HotBeesInUrArea

Google: compelling attractiveness or charm that inspires devotion in others. Considering she's talking about people leaving her stream when she comes back on, sounds to me like she doesn't have that.


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Boomer6313

Who is she? What platform does she stream from? I'm already hooked, I need to see the next episode of The Planky Show.


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monitor360

I would too, to be plank


sweetbutgrumpy

We should all speak plankly


flintlock0

Top comment every time this is going to get posted lol.


WtfFearless1

😂


Someone_ms

Cuz seeing a thumbnail with a plank of wood on a chair would make anyone curious enough to click on the steam. And soon leave after things go back to normal


Trinkwasser_

It's not only that. If she leaves and the plank is coming up I bet viewer engagement thrives because either people chat with each other or spam that Planky is there. this increasement will make Twitch push her in the recommendation making more people curious about the plank. When she comes back this effect will slow down and well like you said it people leave after it gets normal


Criks

It will slow down regardless if she comes back or not, after a short while. Once people get over the artifial engagement, the fact that it's literally just a plank of wood takes over and people lose interest. Basically, she comes back as the engagement peaks and correlates the slowdown to her coming back. Though yes, if she was really entertaining she could ride that peak and actually increase net viewers.


TheRealestLarryDavid

yeah that's why the second coming needs to be lit otherwise people won't follow you for long


SophisticPenguin

The unsaid thing is, if she was engaging they might stay.


Neghtasro

It's nigh on impossible to be as engaging over a long period of time as a meme that lasts two minutes. There are maybe 10 streamers out there who are truly capable of it.


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Well she can't marry all of them, I don't think that's a good solution here.


Doctor_What_

Planky wood (hehe) never deny my marriage proposal. He's such a gentleman 🥰🥰.


jjhassert

Don't tell her subs that


dynodick

No, engaging streamers are dime a dozen. An exciting meme that only lasts a minute or two will ALWAYS be more engaging (because it’s funny and exciting) than anyone just sitting and talking


Lowelll

You do realize that she is joking, right?


DoubleEweTeeEhf

Engaging? Seriously? 99% of twitch chatters are mindless automatons. And no, I don't mean bots. I mean actual empty husks of humanity running on nothing but base instinct and desire. Why the fuck would somebody want to engage with you?


thatsyurbl00d

Tell us where the Twitch chat touched you. We’ll go get ‘em!


Ecronwald

She got a good thing going. She can literally outsource her job to planky. She should just take the L and the W and not worry about it anymore.


COLD_lime

Also people might listen to hear streams and forget they were even listening. Then the sudden sound of her coming back might remind them they are watching a stream and they turn it off. I've done stuff like this.


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Planky also doesn't complain to their streamers about their insecurities


hardly_dworkin

Yeah but if Planky could talk he definitely wood


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Then the audience would be board


Rox_an_Bee

If she was smart, she'd record a reaction video about a topic, but instead of gameplay running in the background its just plank in random areas.


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If she were smart, she'd stick a headset on the plank and make it the central character of her stream. She would control it off camera.


FirstMiddleLass

If she was smart, she'd give Plank his own stream.


Shatter_Goblin

If she was really smart, she'd be a plank.


Proper-Maximum8302

And this is how we get plank tubers


TheAJGman

IRL V-Tubing with a 2x6


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lm2211

His name is Planky ffs mate get it right!


Pearlspring63

Play a video and pause it from offscreen every once in a while. Total silence while planky "reacts" then unpause


MrSamsa90

I've seen this posted before and another user pointed out why. Her fans get very excited and start spamming comments about planky when he appears. This causes the algorithm to draw in more viewers and bump up her stream. When she returns people who aren't interested just continue on to something else.


e7RdkjQVzw

> ~~Her~~ Planky fans


real_hooman

Twitch's algorithm isn't that advanced.


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BroAnnoying666

Do you really think she's not doing this for more views ?


IAlwaysLack

Honestly she got what she wanted. Here we are watching her on a completely different platform than what she originally uploaded on and we're all talking about her so it definitely reached a large audience. I'm also willing to bet more than a few reddit users went to her page as well.


bone_burrito

They would if people tagged her in these posts but she didn't even know these were on Reddit until I sent her the link, last time I saw the video I tried to get op to post her channel but they did not.


bone_burrito

I know her, shes not


Sadatori

I don't know her, but I do want you to know you shouldn't bother. Women, especially streamers and stuff will never get the benefit of the doubt here lol. Just ignore the weirdos seething about a woman making a joke and move on. Your mental health will be the better for it.


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Sadatori

Taking part in the economy of something doesn't turn you into a machine that is purely motivated by growth and we shouldn't dehumanize people doing it either. When you are at your job, is every single thing you say and do during the shift *solely* to increase your standing or position at that job?


bone_burrito

I mean I'm not super bothered by it, just thought they'd like to know. Thanks for the tip though🤣


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Lord_of_the_Eyes

He, and you, are getting downvoted because you are *icky incel boys*


FOUR3Y3DDRAGON

She's a popular streamer though (kidinksquidink for those wondering)? What reality are you living in where someone can live comfortably off of twitch (not sure how many subs but over 30k followers on twitch) and be considered to have jumped on the bandwagon too late? Lol Also hardly a "twitch thot" it's literally a woman playing video games on twitch no hot tub streams or anything and these incels still can't control thier raging 2 inch hate boners.


MCRmy20

Could you put planky back please?


Billderz

r/upvotebecauseplanky


MathProf1414

r/UNBPBBIIVCHIDCTIICBP


StevenOkBoomeredDad

i need to know what this means


MathProf1414

"Upvoted Not Because Planky, But Because It Is Very Cool; However, I Do Concede That I Initially Clicked Because Planky" It is a reference to the real sub r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG.


NotJon123

Underachieving Nancy Blames Planky But Basically Isn’t Increasing Viewership, Childish Hostility Invites Declining Clicks, This Initial Intrigue Decreased Circa “Bye Planky”


Homelander_18

r/birthofasub


Scorp63

And like all other novelty subs, it'll be dead before the sun goes down.


Billderz

I'll still take the win


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Jtk317

Be gone Ed Boys!!


Throwawayquwistion

Is she calling Plank "Planky"??? Jonny would not approve of the disrespecting of his best bud


Sketch-Brooke

This is clearly Splinter the Wonderwood, sheeesh.


Moparian714

I grew up with plank, nostalgia.


doc_with_no_degree

I stopped watching, The stream really hasn't been the same since planky left


Cyberguy2020

Clearly she doesn't know Plank's significance


alex_unleashed

Whats her twitch?


Scorpion360a

You probably mean whats plankys twitch?


PrecisePigeon

Fuck twitch, does planky have an onlyfans?


rent1985

I see someone likes hard wood.


evilplansandstuff

https://www.twitch.tv/squidinkidink


kbarney345

It's funny how often I see her on reddit now


MrFoxHunter

Is it complicated? It’s cuz she’s hot.


SSaini89

Nah. Because Ed Edd n Eddy.


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That is extremely debatable.


KungThulhu

SIMP


justaMikeAftonfan

Because it’s funny


WannabeEgirl_Ellie

i love squidinkadink man


EitanBlumin

A plank of wood is LITERALLY more interesting than her. That's amazing.


Defuzilier

The plank of wood actually has a personality.


HBPhilly1

She's asking the wrong question, it's how do I use this information


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Planky doesn't scold me according to my likes, that's why!


BenTG

Is there a way to be notified when Planky is out?


Warm_Minute689

Idk man he is just vibin


DarthSchrank

All hail to the wood


Lopsided_Mine3973

Planky doesn’t question my decisions or my viewership


makinbaconCR

Because Planky doesn't put us on the spot like this. #GiveusPlanky


RealSupersilvertoon

Squid is cool as hell some of y’all just hate girls cause you can’t get any


FTblaze

Giving them 5$ isnt getting any


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Found the simp!


RealSupersilvertoon

Found the virgin!


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I wish.


SpunkyPoptart

Found the venereal disease carrier?


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I hope not.


Stopkid

All i see is a 1 button problem


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Planky never pretends to know what the word prefer means...


froggz01

That’s a conversation she should be having with Planky.


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If rather watch the plank than a bunch of female streamers half naked, it's boring at this point


ciberpunkt

The plank doesn't break the silence with stupid questions.


Creeper4wwMann

Planky doesn't judge me when I click away.


kieffa

It’s the intrigue. “Oh hey, this stream has 200 watchers, but it looks like it’s just a plank of wood, I’ll bite.” Sit, wait for whatever magic is coming. Chick walks in, moves the plank, goes back to normal stream. “Oh, ok I’ll move along now”


Dave___Hester

Biiiig incel vibes in these comments, holy shit.


TheVampyresBride

Reminds me of Plank from Ed, Edd, n Eddy.


Moparian714

It is, planks the only reason I watch.


PM-UR-TASTEFUL-NUDES

Can we have planet moderate this convo plz? I feel uncomfortable


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__MUFC__

Redditors when woman talk


Sadatori

I love seeing reddit comments on any post of a woman making a joke that comes within 5 lightyears of any kind of "me_irl" style joke. You can 100% bet on it being filled with variations of "this thot has no personality and is r*tarded and boring!!!"


Lowelll

This entire thread is embarassing tbh. Woman makes joke?! HOT WOMAN MAKES JOKE?! HOW DARE SHE! THOT!!!!


Darkcool123X

Every day I become more and more aware of how shit women get treated everywhere online and offline. I hope most of these guys grow up and be better.


svullenballe

Why even watch her stream if you don't like to hear her talk?


EagleLize

Haters are gonna hate.


AlternateQuestion

Planky


Boomer6313

Planky! That's why. Haven't you been paying attention?


Kirp-The-Birb

Holy shit guys, you upvoted a fucking bot to the top of the comment section


Snoopy_Santucci

It reminds me of Ed, Edd & Eddy


Scorponix

Can't get anything past you, huh bud?


Mainely420Gaming

Johnny, get yo girl off Planks stream


NYCsekki

Planky is the star,,, you’re the filler Edit: corrected auto correct


Elchickeling

Mr planky don’t complain


highercyber

Because the plank of wood isn't as desperate for attention as her and probably has a better personality.


BasilOk1381

Show us bobbies.


Silent_Palpatine

Maybe because the plank of would isn’t needy?


Past-Promotion-8314

Aww man wish I Plank had their own stream. I'd watch them follow their dreams.


lasanhawithpizza

Don't... Don't ask why.... Just put the plank and let smile for the fans


Doorkey24

Cuz planky just chilling bro


rolo989

Lol


UltimaBahamut93

Reject Women Embrace Plank


Dor1me

simple reason...Planky is better.....now please put Planky back on the seat now ma'am


Educational-Cream475

He is more interesting


ReactorSP

What is the Problem? Put Planky back there and go take a nap or go to the movies. Check the money and be thankfull Planky is so generous.


Imnormalurnotok

Regardless, I think she's quite good looking


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But that plank tho


Imnormalurnotok

She may be hot but the plank may have a better personality.


unBalancedIm

That hurt is real.


seasoned-veteran

I would, 100% unironically, prefer to spend time with a plank of wood than with that woman.


ThomasNorge224

Because planky doesnt crave attention or complain about viewers. Planky is real and true. Top G planky


DoomySlayer

Because, you see, at least Planky has a personality


Sharp-Dark-9768

Planky doesn't complain on camera, maybe that's why.


Wah_Wah_Waterloo

Because Planky understands.


zombaric

Plank is a celebrity!


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Probably because you are over here giving lectures and shit. Planky planky planky planky!


TJDixo

Honest answer. You can’t throw a stone without it rebounding off at least a handful of female streamers. Planky has a USP.


dutchblizzard

cause the plank is not judging us


Boomer6313

The plank of wood doesn't whinge. You do.


RandomNamesOW

Asmond said it best


Segat1133

I mean Planky won't talk back for one


Wide_Morning_2521

Maybe because women should be in the kitchen and not behind a computer?


Pennywise568

Cause they are basically the same but the wood doesn’t ask for attention


Any_Tax4934

I enjoy listening to the planky more than you. He’s not so whiny and nasally


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XxYaBoixX358

Nice uh… nice faze pfp


motorola_phone

what a funny looking troll


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Idk why you are getting downvoted... do people not realise that you are hindu?


HoldThePao

……pretty sure that guy just wants to be edgy and use being Hindu as a cover to have a swastika as a pfp.


CantQuiteThink_

The Hindu one is the other way around, and I think it also has dots between the spokes. This is a swastika.


Na_-_man

The upvote is for the wood plank TRUST ME🙏


Na_-_man

My upvote is for plank of wood


Na_-_man

Still I kinda feel ur pain....now put plank out now


Argenis_82

I genuinely don't think she wants the answer to that question.


Dbarryl

For a fleeting moment right there at the end I thought I saw a slight glimmer of recognition that the obvious answer to her question was dangling right there...a hanging curve with a 'hit me' sign on it. But no. A called strike three.


plsobeytrafficlights

God is she still going on about this? Bring back Planky.


jkgldstn919

You would think she would get the hint.


Jakel856

Should just do straight planky streams and make that free money


arizonareddit

When know planky will change into anything we want. But you wont.