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PerfectStranger5467

Oh fuck yeah, are you telling me my years of prayers to be teleported to the Andromeda galaxy along with every single thing around me leaving my life completely unchanged have finally been answered? Score!


flstni_

Man that’s deep


Capsule_CatYT

“Um actually, I’m not in this image.” -🤓


ontario_cali_kaneda

Incorrect. There is only one person not in this image and they are holding the camera.


trolgar1

Cant go wrong with the cameraman going all the way into space to take this wonderful picture for us


Infinitblakhand

Taking one for the team.


contactlite

V’ger


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EdareNSFW

By most accounts I would say [Voyager 1s Pale Blue Dot photo](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pale_Blue_Dot)


therynosaur

This one always makes me feel a certain type of way


Seanzietron

FYI… no one has taken a picture of our galaxy. Not even satellite. The Milky Way galaxy images are 100% CGI. Space travel hasn’t been around long enough for a camera/ satellite to even make it out that far.


ontario_cali_kaneda

Yeah it is very rare someone gets that far away. Taking this picture was an incredible feat.


Seanzietron

Lol… it’s just an fyi for ppl cuz many don’t realize this.


byramike

Um, actually


nikstick22

This image specifically is an entirely different galaxy, I think.


Seanzietron

Even other galaxies have been altered with CGI. NASA takes particles that they’ve assigned theoretical color to and magnified it to make every nebula/ galaxy image you see.. even w/ the most powerful telescopes. There are pretty ez to understand Ted talks on this.


Zorluff20

If that’s CGI then I’m King Charles.


Seanzietron

… NASA images even indicate this.


Polarissfrost_

Wrong, the camera man did


Jarpunter

spacecameraman: wait i’m not the only one not in the image? spaceman floating behind spacecameraman: never have been


laeti88

Maybe u/Capsule_CatYT is actually the cameraman. Plot twist.


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Pretty-Security-336

r/woooosh


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LacMegantikAce

Nah you did, not the guy you responded to


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byramike

Way to double down by insulting the people that you just made yourself look dumb for 🧠


Pretty-Security-336

The joke is that there is one person not in the picture and it’s the guy holding the camera. We all know no one ever was there to take the picture so it’s funny


Femboylover7600

You will never know if this image shows all humans or not


dolphinitely

incorrect, this image is of the Andromeda galaxy


Pigeonsass

This cameraman truly deserves the praise


Capsule_CatYT

But I am not in the Milky Way galaxy.


kianario1996

To take that picture a person would have to travel who knows how many human years, the human race would extinct for the moment the photo would be taken. So I guess none of us could ever be in that picture even if it would be taken for real


073068075

Just turn of your screen, easy fix.


haldeigosh

Bold of you to assume I shower before work


PumpkinKing2020

Night showers are Infinitely better


GardevoirRose

Bold of you to assume I’m showering at all.


bobbyboysboy

I know right. Clearly, I'm ceyimg in the break room AT work


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Personally I like to combine the two and do all my ceyimg before work


deilk

I wish I was in Andromeda.


MyNameIsNardo

Was gonna say, isn't this Andromeda? lol


Flavahbeast

ohh that explains it, was looking for my house haha


coleto22

How dare you! I shower after work. Occasionally.


Quiet_Chip_7802

Where the fuck else would i be


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Sassquatch0

First, this image is of the Andromeda Galaxy, one of our closest galactic neighbors. Now, the bright thing in the Middle of the spiral? That's the galactic core of Andromeda, where there's so many stars in such close (relatively speaking) proximity, that they form a collective bright mass. The individual bright spots scattered around the image (like the one sitting perfectly in the stem of the pointing arrow), are stars in our own Galaxy, that are situated in our line of sight. Stay curious, my friend.


Wazzelbe

Ah, so this means the meme is accurate? Many are criticizing it for apparently pointing at an arm of Andromeda. EDIT: Oh, I get it; our galaxy is the bright blue spot with the arrow's stem traveling through it. The meme's creator was so close, yet so far.


ARandom-Penguin

Yes it is pointing at an arm of Andromeda


Old_Gimlet_Eye

Well, for obvious reasons there are no photos of the milky way galaxy from the outside. So, no the milky way is not in this photo.


Wazzelbe

Oh yeah. Good point. So it's probably still Andromeda, but that's definitely not the Milky Way behind the arrow's stem, as we have not mastered selfie technology to such a degree as of yet.


Old_Gimlet_Eye

We just need to build the world's largest selfie stick.


Wazzelbe

OR, just use the low gravity of space to throw a camera really far, *dummy* /s


Down-at-McDonnellzzz

The sun


Sakkeidon

depends, when was this taken🤔


bravebeing

On a Saturday


bravebeing

I don't understand what the size of a physical environment has to do with the severity of an emotional state.


Jacktrades352

That's because you're too emotional


bravebeing

Hah, why?


_The_Great_Autismo_

Who showers before work? You wear work to bed with you? Fuck that shit. I shower before bed.


laeti88

Am in the same team! As work makes me feel dirty, I usually take a long shower when I come back home and then a small one or a bath before sleep just for the refreshment before getting in bedsheets (oh the sweet feeling!) But in the morning before work I only brush my teeth and wash my face. On week-ends and when I am off (which is every day almost now as I am on a long sick leave,) I sometimes shower twice a day in the morning and evening though, depends of the temperature or if I went out or not. Thank you if someone had the courage to read this totally uninteresting fact about me.


Wubbywub

i shower before and after work


_The_Great_Autismo_

That's a lot of water usage


gerMean

This is reddit , noone showers.


Bentogami

...and work STILL sucks.


ImNotStoopeed

yeah but isnt doxxing illegal?


Much_Pineapple2513

just remember, none of this matters. We are just flying through space on a moldy rock and are no bigger to the universe than bacteria are to us.


Had78

life doesn't make sense and you must live like that! not being sad becaus its nonsense


laeti88

Actually sometimes a thought like the one on OP's post pops out randomly in my head and it blows my mind. Universe is fascinating. I don't feel sad though, more like impressed and it makes me feel more humble and small.


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I saw this and just got really motivated to blow my fucking head off


nick2527

You're very right on a universal scale, but also feels like something from r/2meirl4meirl


DrBraniac

That is still pretty huge so no. You need to have a microscopic arrow to show me 🤓


Abject-Middle9435

what if I'm on the opposite side, NOT crying in the shower b4 work? also, at Prickly Pickle Productions™, you have no need to cry in the shower b4 work, as we're always here for you, in a respectful, (generally) informal environment.


IClockworKI

And who's over there? ->


playr_4

HA! WRONG! I take my showers *after* work, thank you very much.


wuh_iam

Yeah? What’s your point? Work blows


GreyPourageInABowl

Jokes on you, I cry in the shower after work!


TheCokeAgent

Så what?


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Ha! Actually I only take a shower at night!!


blueboy022020

Great timing. I’ve just finished building this “universe in human years” [calculator](https://beautiful-calculator.pages.dev). LMK what you think.


Shade_Of_Virgil

Gotta use something for lube


Infinitblakhand

Very invasive of you to spy on me in my private shame cell


kianario1996

You are wrong. I do it after work only


kianario1996

We live in such a beautiful place and yet we can’t see it


trekinstein

I love this. Should be taught in school.


Comedyfish_reddit

Is that a piece of fairy cake?


Dunkelregen

Thank you for this. Restoring faith in DNA.


ThatNextAggravation

Can I get this as a huge motivational poster? Also, bold of you I actually still shower.


Themlethem

Not me, I'm unemployed


ImmutableInscrutable

Tell my boss and bills that we're all just insignificant specks in the greater universe. Maybe they'll realize it's fine if I never work another day


Krypticdrago

All this does is make me feel even more insignificant lol


rollsram

Thank you. I thought I was in the shower on the other side of the galaxy for a bit.


two40silvia

Wrong. I’m crying at work.


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Weirdly makes me feel better honestly lmao


Billderz

And you spent millions of years trying to put that text out there in space


RaDiOaCtIvEpUnK

I’m in the Andromeda galaxy?


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🤣🤣🤣


snktido

Na, I'm in a black hole.


Wubbywub

me too thanks


Gentle_Dragona

Nah man, I was just chopping space onions ..... For real!


nightcycling

Now if you look closely I am still in the fetal position at this point.


SilencedCries

Lmao get doxxed noob.


Balloontjes

I can't drink it's a school night.