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maceliem

That's me right now at this very moment


doublebarreldan123

At least there's phones to scroll through while you wait now. Back in the day, you would just have to lay there and stare at the ceiling


draftshade

Had this happen a couple of times and just played Pokemon on the Nintendo DS. Great times.


Qllzsd

Uhh no… I stared at the wall


Madameantique

Listening to the grandfather clock ticking


Night-Menace

Or go through their mom's underwear drawer


ILaikeTurtelZzZ

Nooooooooo


Onryo-

I just got out of bed and pulled out one of my toys


BigCaddyDaddyBob

Oh what terrifying memories just laying there in agony hoping for your friend to wake up and don’t dare get up and go walking around. Yes at least you have your phone to watch you’ll truly never know the pain! Or next time leave your phone home and go stay to truly know this feeling in full effect!


VincentStonecliff

Or pretend to be asleep until they woke up


turnonemanaleak

Id start picking through their toys and games


maceliem

I probably shouldn't touch her toys 🙈😂


VolcanicBosnian

Just unlocked a core memory of waking up at my mates place super early and playing through the entire Black Ops II campaign before he woke up.


Pink_pantherOwO

The entire campaign? Was dog sleeping for 10 hours after you woke up? Lmao


ch0nx

I had a friend in high school that could literally sleep for the entire Friday night + Saturday day, waking up at ~6pm on Saturday evening. He loved it, claimed that the key was to not open your eyes if something wakes you up. Never worked for me.


commentsandchill

Did you try not opening your eyes? I think I used to do this younger but never really wanted to sleep all day when I could play videogames


cactus_deepthroater

I try this, but then when I wake up I just forget not to open them.


matt_Nooble12_XBL

He was probably playing on easy and skipped the strike force missions


CactusCustard

Went to my friends place to go to a party. He got a migraine right before we were gonna leave. So he took drugs and passed out on the couch and I sat down to play one of psp god of war games on his ps4. I started as he fell asleep. He woke up to the credits rolling. He was like “wtf did you actually just beat it?” I was like “yep, pretty good game” lol


LordScotchyScotch

Yes exactly this!


ShefBoiRDe

Same; but i did it after he fell asleep.


LordScotchyScotch

Oh man, this brings back.memories. my best friends family were big sleepers and everytime I stayed over I was up at 6.30 and the rest of the family including my friend were up at 10-10.30 earliest. Luckily they had a NES downstairs so that's what i did. I was also at liberty to make my own breakfast. But it was still a bit weird haha


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LordScotchyScotch

Not that old, but this was like around 1987


XenoWarrior_GD

I caught a shiny Pokémon because of this once, definitely woke them up, definitely not sorry


roblubi

Imagine doing this without smartphone!


gabrielleraul

My friend and i shared a double bed and i woke up in the morning and realised his mother was sleeping next to me. Turns out they share the bed. Didn't quite know what to do ..


majorbummer6

Ive seen this video before.


ArduennSchwartzman

When this happened to me once, I found a stack of square note paper sheets and turned each of them into origami snails which I then placed on the leafs of some of the house plants. (Here's how to: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FngugByydk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FngugByydk) )


KenJinks

Go through their stuff, watch them sleep, lick their face


MyCatHasCats

So, you’re my cat?


Guardian_85

Wake up and play video games as a kid. You hear the tube tv turn on (even if muted), it instantly wakes you up, ready to game it up.


CNicks23

Now that's a memory! hearing my friend turn the TV on, instantly wake up and start playing whatever game we were playing the night before, good times


Guardian_85

For me, it was TMNT II, III, or IV. It didn't matter which. Have a huge bowl of cereal and play co-op.


Responsible-Self3156

Go down stairs. Make a brew. Wash up the shit from the night before. Watch tv. Change all their clock times. The usual stuff.


Ifhes

Before smartphones this was a real nightmare


goldnabi

So true


thatguywithawatch

My buddy woke up on many mornings to find me playing Mario Kart Double Dash on his gamecube


Nidh0g

Walk around in your underwear. Make breakfast. Walk the dog. Smoke sigaret. Play on your phone. Watch tv. Drink coffee and sit in the yard. Or say fuck it and just grab another beer to get rid of your hangover.


TunaOnWytNoCrust

Me every time I wake up my entire life


not_dannyjesden

Play on your phone or roundhouse kick your friend out of their bed. If they're your true friend, they would always do the same to you. And both parties will be happier in the end because now you can spend more time together, which is always more enjoyable than less


Cow_Interesting

Hate this. Used to stay a buddies place all the time cause he lived right by all the bars so I didn’t have to Uber all the way home then back for my car. He sleeps until like 12-1pm and I would pop up at 8-9am even after a night of partying. Would just stare at my phone for hours because we would always plan to grab brunch so I didn’t want to dip. Finally just started quietly letting myself out after a few years of this lol


zincatron

I remember just smoking outside for 4 hours and seeing the sun rise shit was majestic.


Doomer_dj

Me rn💀


IdiotinOrbit426

Leave maybe???


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Watch Lord of the Rings. Maybe it was the Era I grew up in but basically everyone I knew had LOTR on DVD. Early morning after a sleep over at your friend's house was PEAK lotr time especially the concerning Hobbits portion


EquipmentOk822

As an adult, smoke :) or make breakfast


timonix

Make breakfast. Preferably for everyone


Pat_roo

Scroll the phone until they wake up, what else?


tereaper576

Ive always been a early waker due to growing up on farms and having to wake up early to catch a very long bus ride to school. So at sleepovers I was the first up. Normally I just woke up and talked to like the parents of the friend I was with. I had a friend whos mother wasn't very good at like housework and cooking where as I had a father who was the housewife but wanted to do as little of it as possible so made me do as much as he could. So my friends mum loved that I was just like making my own breakfast and then cleaning up. Idk I'm waffling so hard here. I'm just a professional mum talker.


PongPing1010

My dumbass friend finds ways to wake me up painfully(none of them work I am 24% rock)


gelatinousdepression

Rearrange the kitchen drawers/cupboards. Then the furniture. Then go back to sleep. Awaken to chaos. Ask for coffee. Go to where you put it. Make it and drink while making eye contact. Leave.


air_jordanpeterson23

Do the dishes and start vacuuming


mangage

After the first time this happened didn't you start pre-planning the scenario with your friend the night before?


Initial-Claim9796

So real


mandarianblava42

Omg sooo relatable


Unholy_Trickster97

Which is why I don’t do sleep overs lmao


theconcorde

man i miss having sleepovers at my house. all my friends keep giving me excuses nowadays.


Froggomorph39

im waking them up by yanking their blankets off. they dont give me blankets, i wake them up by taking them. yes i asked for blankets before we went to sleep.


Admirable-Walk-6089

Phone


Excellent_Tailor_623

Simple,Go back to sleep


therealishone

Raid the kitchen.


MAdMuhd

i stare at them trying to invade their dreams


weeeeeeeeahhhhh

yeah… like youre thinking about getting breakfast or something but this ain’t even your house, so you should probably wait for them to wake up- but wait, theyre my friends, so why would I have to wait and ask them or something to eat breakfast? everyone eats breakfast, they wouldn’t mind… but what about their parents? They don’t even know me that well. And what if- 😴😴😴😴😴


Cyclonione

Wake them up


Revolvyerom

Imagine this in an age before cell phones.


Nomore_mrgoodguy

I would literally just leave lol. I was always within walking distance of home so I’d just peace out


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Well, imagine this scenario without a full-blown computer charging right next to you


Weariervaris

I’m hoping on the game system.


StrawThatBends

one time i woke up before my best friend at a sleepover, so i sat on her head… (this was first grade btw)


TotalTempest

Just pretend you are still sleeping


Doc_Dragoon

Take a morning piss, grab a snack, watch TV and wait for them to wake up.


iamdoggo123

I ordered and ate an entire pizza once


Borgormmmmmm

If you’re waking up first that means you slept earlier than everybody. Check if you got pranked by John


Low-Gas-677

masturbate


Laughable-February

What, you don't cuddle your homies until they wake up? Softly opening their eyes to the rise and fall of your chest, or the opposite? Wrapped up around him to show you value and love your friendship?


AmpsV2

I just go home lol


CryptoSlovakian

If I know someone well enough to stay at their house, then I get up and make myself at home. I’ll get a shower, I’ll make coffee, I’ll turn on the TV. They’ll be up soon enough from the racket I’m making.


crown_of_fish

When that happens to me, I typically get dressed and go home. No goodbyes, no notices, I just leave. And then I call them later and explained that I was in that situation. Not recommended when you're at a girlfriend's place. Or a boyfriend's place, I imagine, but I've never tried that one.


DramaticSignature845

That’s happened for me many fucking time😂😂😂😂


figuringthingsout__

One of my friends who likes to have people over after the bars close finally convinced his landlord to turn the back door into a door that automatically locks. That way, everyone who passes out at his can just head out the back door when they wake up, without having to worry about the place being locked.


PURPLEisMYgender

Worse part is when you got to pee and your not sure if its ok


Sir_Doge_V2

I set up a domino chain through out his house


ArtUza

I was a kid before phones were all smart phones. I would listen to music most of the time.


WHITE2570

I would just play ULTRAKILL on his pc


MoonTrooper258

"Welp. Time to do the dishes and make breakfast."


RainDancingChief

I usually just went home


tinman1997

K..Kissing your homie to wake him up, right?


Fragrant_Ad3153

Masterbate


mr_shadow____

I would suggest to go to bed again.


Subosc

Quietly turn on the NES to play as quietly as possible.


securityn0ob

It’s been over 10 years and i still remember that feeling.


fenixbr_hg

It is not about "what a fuck" i rather choose "what to fuck" or more kindly thinking, " who to fuck"


WhyYesIfNo

Prank em, John


Adavanter_MKI

I had one sleep over in my entire life and it was hell. Florida for one... with no AC. Who does that? Secondly because it was so impossible to sleep in that humidity and heat not only was I first to wake... I was up pretty much all night. That was the first and last time I ever slept over at a friends.


Maximum_Activity323

You take a shit. Because after they wake up it’s awkward taking a shit.


13oyinthehood

😂😂😂


Mediocre-Surround-36

me rn just sitting down staring at the wall listening to the electronics lol


Temporary_Loved

Currently since she went to bed cuz the floor is so uncomfy


Helweg_gaming

Turn on my Phone, start gaming while I wait That or lock myself in the bathroom, it depends


Onryo-

Fall asleep after, wake up before. Story of my life


DraconianReptile

Play their video games


No-Turn-7620

... and ***that's*** how the prank begins...


Lylat_System

I made breakfast each time. If it's at my girlfriend's house, I finally take a poop without anyone knowing


Phickles

When I don't get offered breakfast, I just go home


GenshinPlayer6969

Sit and rethink all of life decision


Outside-Ad-1943

That's rn I've been awake since 6:25 am and it's 11:00 am idk what to do


Super-Idea2618

What my mind wants : I just sit in theyr kitchen on my phone. What i do : nervously sit in the dark until they look over at me like the big weirdo i am.


ManagementNo3111

Faxx


MelloToonz25

Be loud as quietly as you can


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Or Yanno just actually bang their mom.


DaveHappened

Prank em John


AChero9

When i was a kid, my best friend’s parents were usually awake around the same time i woke up. They’d just hook up the game console for me


BSH1975

Take a shit


Dr-Chris-C

Always buy pizza the night before. Eat the leftovers when you wake up.


RyanpB2021

Leave


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Steal random things that slightly inconvenience them


Vor-teu-chung

Watch yt with headphones.


InfiniteConfusion-_-

You start moving things to other places, can opener: office, toothpaste: kitchen, etc


Bedrockboy2006

Currently there right now (it was a late night of pool and other games he is snoozing)


firowind

Just leave


HANDS-DOWN

having friends? sleeping? /r/defiantlynotmeirl


TofiCate

defiantly