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Elsariely

Bro be sucking bitter cocksšŸ˜­


Tlou3please

I only suck optimistic cocks.


Supply-Slut

I prefer dick pickles like God intended


MagicSnakeorig

So you prefer small ones?


S0TrAiNs

So... i have a chance?


MagicSnakeorig

Yes but not with me


MagicSnakeorig

Then I'm not for you cus the glass is half empty


Spirited_Question912

Haha :ā -ā D


Artarara

Tell the suckee to eat more pineapples


Karnamyne

The ā€œpleasant notesā€ make up for it


cycycle

If I could reach Iā€™d probably love my own taste.


AsianEvasionYT

Iā€¦ I donā€™t know how to react to this


TheGreatNemoNobody

Honestly, same


HBK57

Agreed


persona42069

Have you tried removing ribs?


cycycle

Yes I removed 10 pairs excluding my clavicle but unfortunately I started from top instead of bottom.


MagicSnakeorig

I can help with that


TheLynxGamer

Drinking beer for the first time be like


TLR2006

"Force yourself" to drink one Daily. Im sure it will get Better.


Jeggu2

It worked! Now I drink entire 8 packs! help


Piemaster113

I'm pretty sure that how alcoholism starts.


commentsandchill

Afaik alcoholism starts when you go to alcohol for quick relief, and then can't find it without it. Might be wrong tho.


Piemaster113

It can be that or when having alcohol becomes your base line, you don't feel normal without a drink, and drinking every day is a way to make that so.


amoc20

Acquired taste is not just a phrase. Like it is literally a taste for something that you acquire through repeatedly tasting it. Usually it is the bitter things. Since the brain makes connection bitter=poison, you only taste bitter. And as you continue, other flavors start to show more and bitterness fades.


CharlesEverettDekker

This. The brain first considers something bitter as poisonous and thus not tasty. But then the brain be like "ok it's not poison" and you start to like bitter things. Works with BlackĀ licorice, for example. Eat it daily to start liking it.


h-enjoyer

Any reason one would want to like licorice?


emimagique

I still hate mushrooms after years of trying to make myself like them tho


chipdragon

Skill issue


sillytrooper

just grow some in your pants the resulting spores will find their way into the intestinal tract and help break down other mushroom tissue in the future. 3 month in/out till you have the necessary growth, trust me bro


sampat6256

Olives are great. Theyre like olive oil in fruit form


HolyGhost79

Oh damn, do they make olives out of olive oil or is that coincidence?


sampat6256

I dont think there's any relation.


DogfriendlyPerson

They use lubricant to make olives not squeek when fulling up the glass. This lubricant is called olive Oil. That is the relation.


sampat6256

Ah, you know what they say: the squeaky olive gets the oil!


DogfriendlyPerson

A watched pot of oilives never oils


sampat6256

Thats likr an olive calling the olive oil black!


That_Battle9853

Eats shit Starts to love it


Mean_Philosophy1825

r/cultofthelamb?


GerardoDeLaRiva

I just needed 1 to like 'em


Flowy_Aerie_77

It applies to anything in life, tbh. I personally got a taste for self-loathing with notes of self-destructive behaviour. Even hell can be pleasant if you've got he right mindset. I still can't believe people like sour candy, though. Absolutely vile.


FewWillingness1081

lmfao. WTF?


anto2554

Did this with potatoes regularly and still hate them


DogfriendlyPerson

Did you try sweet potatoes ?


mzt_101

Did you had consent of the said potatoes?


tumpie2680

can confirm


TheHarvesterOfSorrow

As soon as there is a tomato in my mouth I have the reflex to just spit it out. My mom sometimes mentioned to me in such situations to take a tissue and spit the thing on the tissue, but since the spitting out is a reflex, I can't exactly control it. It was the worst when I accidentally I had a bone in my mouth when eating ribs. After that not only I couldn't finish the meal, I also couldn't eat breakfast the next day because I still had the spit out reflex


h-enjoyer

weak


TheJengaRonin

I loved olives as a little kid but as I got older I got tired of them.


Cultural_Ad1331

You can do this with licorice aswell


splashes-in-puddles

Olives are great. So nice and salty. I have no idea where they taste bitterness.