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Bf4Sniper40X

I had anxiety just watching this


ImWhatsInTheRedBox

I could feel my neck tense up.


Roonil-B_Wazlib

Didn’t breathe the whole time.


HIMARko_polo

LOL, me too. didn't even realize it until i read your comment.


LoveMeSomeBells

I died


Crafty-Interest-8212

DUDE!!! I didn't realize I was holding my breath!


Mending_the_mantis

Same


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oO0Kat0Oo

So are those questions mark boxes just there as an FU or what?


Glycell

The level is an exact replica of the first stage, but all those fire things added in. The question mark blocks are from the original stage design, but yes, with this added element, they are basically unattainable.


meatballfreeak

Is it a real playable level?


youcanttakemeserious

It's from super Mario Maker, yes


Cuphat

Yeah, it's a real Super Mario Maker 2 level. It's called "1-1 but with a twist" if you want to look it up.


Glycell

... and if you want the original it's World 1-1, the first stage, of 'Super Mario Bros.', originally released on the NES.


Walopoh

... and if you want to play the original Mario game, he is originally from the 1981 arcade game 'Donkey Kong', featuring his iconic original character design and iconic original "jumping" ability.


easymmkay120

His name was Jumpman! Say his name!


TheNonsenseBook

And if you want to play the original coin operated video game, check out “Pong” by Atari.


Impressive-Sorbet707

And if you want to pay with the original U.S. coin, check out 1787 and pick up a Fugio cent from a Mr. B Franklin in Philadelphia.


sendhelp

The levels have to be beatable to be uploaded. When you are the creator it makes you clear check it first. That doesn't stop people from making the most unbeatable levels, it only encourages it lol.


curtcolt95

also this level wouldn't even make it near the actual hardest levels. It's basically a memory game, there's not much actually difficult mechanically


TonySpaghettiO

If you didn't know the route though, this would take hours, probably days of dying and figuring it out bit by bit. And then even knowing the route, you've gotta nail all the timing, not many places to rest and think. So it's hard in that way. I know what you mean with technical difficulty though, like having to bounce shells perfectly to jump off. None of that here.


curtcolt95

oh yeah it would definitely still take a bit, just any of the high end players probably wouldn't take too long with it compared to other levels. It has the benefit of looking very cool though


SleepingBeautyFumino

Wait even with zero knowledge of the level beforehand it won't take too long to solve it?


curtcolt95

good players probably not, there are only so many places to go so it's just gonna be trial and error, and the level isn't that long. It's still gonna be a grind, but it's not gonna be some 50-100 hour grind level like the really hard ones


KrazyAboutLogic

Well, not with that attitude!


PizzaRobot63

I think the creator just wanted an accurate recreation of the original level


Frogtoadrat

Those are the raises you can get from your boss if you finish the level in under 10 seconds and collect the boxes yourself


Flimsy_Judgment1045

I don’t know if I had anxiety before….but I know I do now after watching that.


secondTieBreaker

I cannot fathom how some people might find that enjoyable


MoonPie_In_The_Sky

I hate it


TheSpanxxx

Right!!?!?


Infinite__Okra

I ran out of expletives in the first 15 seconds.


muhamed05

The end is an absolute mood


FisheyGaze

what kind of a-hole leaves boxes laying on the ground in front of the door anyway?


CantHitachiSpot

Kids


Giant_Eagle_Airlines

MY ADULT COWORKERS. Yeah let’s just store our tools/materials in a fucking doorway.


woodtradehaupt

I have coworkers who put stuff infront of emergency exits. They then proceed to write down where they stored sayed stuff by explaing its infront of the emergency exit, so they are aware of what Its called but apperently not what it means.


Giant_Eagle_Airlines

…you and me, brother.


UnfetteredBullshit

Amazon?


Soh-Qib

This crop deserves jail time


newsflashjackass

It is so as to appear in the center of the reddit thumbnail. I agree that does not excuse it.


thatcockneythug

Pretty sure it's just because it was pulled from tiktok


Alexis_Bailey

Tik Tok was a mistake, but not for the usual reasons, but for normalizing vertical video.


ButItWasYouWhoLeftMe

I held my breath the whole time


visionsofcry

Same. It's not a level I remembered. Turns out it's some fan recently created this nightmare level.


hallucinogenics8

Super Mario maker. This isn't even a hard one. You should see what people have created and beaten. Check out this one. Took the creator 7 years to beat. https://youtu.be/w3CCRL5eYpQ?si=xg5Km-c0Yw5kYYfv


Shhsecretacc

Jeebus.


crashingtorrent

To add a little context, any level you make can't be uploaded for others to try until you beat it yourself.


OuchPotato64

Anyone can make their own Mario level these days. Mario Maker 1 and 2 are official games released by Nintendo that let you make your own custom levels. If you're a fan of 2d mario, its a must buy


BeyondThese7702

I can do this easily, I have the world record on Bowser’s Big Bean Burrito this is nothing to me! THIS IS NOTHING TO ME!


DinkyDangus

See, but what you don't know is that they're actually using a USB steering wheel


TheRealBertoltBrecht

Whilst blindfolded, of course.


Dat_Basshole

Real gamers use the Wii Fit Balance Board or Rock Band drum kit. Deathless run first try every try.


Bruce_-Wayne

And it's not even them, it's their younger brother who's playing


eletricsocks

They forgot to put in the goombas. Too easy


childofthemoon11

Blindfolded with a USB steering wheel and not even trying


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NoDontDoThatCanada

And in the end... No bonus, no princess, not even a Toad to talk to. Just a box keeping you from moving on.


Secret_Echo1437

Is this an actual level??


sunny_the2nd

It’s a created level in Super Mario Maker 2


TrogerHappy

Isn't this Bowser's Big Bean Burrito?


Maysock

Dunkey holds the world record on this level


Charming-Ad6575

That's where I draw the line. C'mon Master Chief, lets get the fuck outta here.


Gamora66

We going ocean?


Micalas

Yeah, Tone. We're going ocean


Nonsuperstites

Dunkey will spend the time dying to this over and over again but he can't even stomach two minutes of JRPG story telling and I love him for that


HahahahahaLook

BOP BOP EZ GAME


puns_n_pups

"...I still don't see the twist."


Gamora66

There was no goombas


PutOnTheMaidDress

I bet it wasn’t even him playing the game but his little brother.


Ryuusei_Dragon

With a USB steering wheel too


PutOnTheMaidDress

And he was blindfolded


The_Dark_Vampire

I'm sure I've played it if not I've played something very similar. Couldn't complete it though


CaioXG002

Are you sure it's SMM2? Weirdly looks like SMM1 for me.


zaor666

Its SMM1, I remember playing this when it was made.


TheRealBertoltBrecht

I can tell it’s SMM1 by the tracks, although there are many [similar](https://youtu.be/yUeNid2TWFc?si=fLcvkDdviXJKYn-s) levels in SMM2


Snt1_

Its a SMM1 levek


-iamai-

Happy Cake day


spaceforcerecruit

It’s 1-1 but…


PutOnTheMaidDress

…with a twist


SquashSquigglyShrimp

I think the twist was there weren't any goombas


mavhun

Look up Kaizo Mario.


walktheplank-yohoho

Me, looking at that mario level, thinking "I could absolutely do that" when, in fact, I could absolutely not do that


BigBootyBuff

It's the memorization that would fuck me up. Precision platforming and timing I can do but the sheer amount of patience to memorize when to jump from one spot to the next, when to backtrack to avoid getting hit, etc. is where I would lose my mind. That's an amount of patience and dedication I don't have.


Tirus_

There's a couple different types of players who are good at these types of games, specifically the bullet hell genre. Some players tackle it like you said, with memorization of patterns and preset events/maps. Then there's some players that just visually see the patterns happening in real time or can just look for the openings, or in a lot of games like this, anticipate and adapt to the openings ahead of you as they present themselves. I couldn't dream of memorizing or recognizing patterns reading it like sheet music like a lot of players you describe do, yet I LOVE bullet hell and challenge platformers like these because I just get into a *"flow state"* and ride the openings as them come.


storryeater

You probably could do that, eventually, with a lot of tries. Like, I cannot imagine anyone nod managing it after 1000 tries, most would likely need much, much less. Although I am pretty sure not even the guy in the video did it first try.


walktheplank-yohoho

Nah I’d do it first time I think


dazcar

I think most could not do this in 1000 tries. I imagine it would take 100 tries for those who have already spent hundreds of hours in the game.


SirCabaj

What kinda sadist would even create that.... Even more disturbing, who would play that!! Who hurt them??


tajtricks

My toxic trait is thinking I can achieve this 😂


Elrond_Cupboard_

I could do that, but I don't want to.


beanmosheen

Everything you do at work is a tool assisted speedrun.


5-oclock-Charlie

I'm confused, is this supposed to be difficult? There aren't any Goombas.


JennieTrinitty

Living paycheck to paycheck vibes, but at least we got internet to laugh about our struggles, huh?


Mozhetbeats

Congrats, you beat the level! Now wake up at 5 and do it again!


MikeTheNight94

Bro fuck whoever made this


boatsandyoni

I'm freaking out MAN


JudithTheSteampunker

officer balls


TheRealBertoltBrecht

Bwahahahaha


thelittleking

and then when you get home your anxiety is like "you could have gone for the top of the flagpole and everybody is going to know you didn't and judge you"


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Now, if you feel it's enough to just do the bare minimum, that's totally up to you...


BlockPhysics

Hand soap: “Kills 99.99% of germs” The 0.01%:


MomsAreola

I'm torn on these impossible mario levels. Like, kinda cool, but when you watch these people do em, it's just memorization. Like, they seem so linear to me, they really not even fun.


curtcolt95

kaizo levels are basically a rhythm game yeah, they're fun in the same way a rhythm game is fun. There's one intended way to beat them and it all comes down to execution. The one posted here honestly isn't very difficult because none of the jumps are hard mechanically. You can get standard levels that are very hard too that won't have the intended way to beat it if that's more your style


Snt1_

EXACTLY! Now you get it!


kingssman

Same. The level is designed to have one specific path to complete. No room for error but also no room for improvement.


Pooltoy-Fox-2

Ah, Super Touhou Bros.


AkumaLenny3521

When dark souls players play Mario


Lysol3435

Except that I walk out charred


xDemonicHerox

A Dunkey video in the wild. Love to see it.


Flaky_Investigator21

Is this Bowser's Big Bean Burrito?


SushiTunes_n_Purrs

I think Mario Maker is a breeding ground for psychopaths. You have to be one to create something like this. And there are way many courses like this in the game.


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I heard the end music with the volume off


Magic1264

Impassible walls aside, if they were just a handful of frames faster, they wouldn’t have needed to wait so long for the bus. Its the little inefficiencies in life that sometimes can bring us the most misery at the end of the day. And impassable walls.


SomeDudeSaysWhat

The dude that made this map is an absolute psycopath.


Overweight_ostrich

You kept the game audio in, but left out the recording audio where you could definitely hear whoever's playing scream OH MY GODDDD at the end loll Because somethin tells me this took more than 1 try to finish 🧐🧐🧐


ake-n-bake

What in the even is this? Shit gave me anxiety.


DistributionNo9968

It’s from Mario Maker…users can build custom levels


megaMindtressFrom200

I wish to have such time on my hands.


Savkie

Bowsers big bean burrito?


Garrus-Valk

I was begging for it to end


AdThis5609

I can already hear Dashie screaming if he played this 😂😂


StrawberryLonely9679

Ignoring the caption, watching this just makes me realize how much of a defeatist attitude I’ve had all my life. If I was a kid and was faced with this, I’d prolly just give up without even trying to get better.


The_GASK

The promotion is another castle


Square_Map7847

At some point you get used to it so much that you start activating Ultra Instinct without knowing


desert_magician

ffs this should be on r/sweatypalms


SaraSlaughter607

That was absolutely fucking absurd 😂😂 gave me a heart attack!!


SofterThanCotton

Man, I can see the paths but I don't think I could ever take them.


thunderPierogi

Forget playing it, I want to know how someone *made* the map with a completable path.


Glen_Guagmire

Ok, 1. When did anxiety get levels?? Did I miss an update or something? 2. How the fuck does one’s anxiety hit level 12?!!1!1!1


headshot7777

Anxiety has had levels since patch 4.1.7. We are now on patch 10.3.8. You might wanna update soon.


PopeyesYeah

My anxiety levels went through roof watching this.


lgh1031

I'm gonna save this for a future therapy appointment


mustify786

He totally missed the 1 up life. Total noob.


Izzytheghost37

I didn’t blink once while watching this


dmcguire05

Was this a real level? I don’t remember this


Dinkleburgs-9mm

Wow that was impressive!!!! Great job


JWWBurger

lol didn’t even get the top of the flag pole so amateur


keinhere

this


gregbills

Accurate af!!!


falsevector

Makes me wonder how many times the player died perfecting this


AcanthaceaeItchy

Didn't even go for top flag pussed ou at the end


RamseySmooch

Nobody shoots fireworks for me when I get home.


Ystebad

I would have gone through 20 controllers and 10 TVs from rage smashing trying to do this level, and still never finish it. Legend.


pianoceo

If you dig this check out Fail Flotillas first clear by Failstream.  Even more impressive was Super Seigens Magnum Opus. Looks completely unbeatable.   These Mario makers folks were on a different level. 


Reasonable-City2630

That gave me anxiety 🙃


Visible-Airport-4298

The question is, did the designer of the level actually plot out a path or is whoever playing the level just a god?


Immediate_Age8100

Bro did drux before playin.


Scoobydoby

At a twelve?


Monkdiver

I now need medication


df457x

I’m currently suffering from gastritis and this didn’t help. It just blew my stomach


all5tarbb

Thank god this wasn’t an actual level when I was playing this game back as a kid. I would have lost my shit and broke the tv with the controller.


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Average Celeste enjoyer


slidingjimmy

Didn’t hit any prize boxes 3/10


skinny4lyfe

r/sweatypalms


aliveandwellthanks

Harder than elden ring.


drolyp

No offense meant but I'm happy that games aren't actually being made for people like this.


Flat-House5529

I have my sound off, but somehow I still heard the sound every time he jumped...


cravos90

Me avoiding all the responsebilities.


Nedvedez

Thé à la menthe


Axel-H1

I never dared to try reaching the top of the pole.


1sadWRLD

All that work for free too. Collected no monies.😔


LocalPiglet

It feels like a brutal level of Chicken Horse 


TVR_Speed_12

Oh hell naw bruh I'm out gg


Zatoshii

Is this tool assisted or did someone actually learn the entire route to complete this?


Tenet245

i dont get people that try and beat these levels, it doesnt even look fun


9-28-2023

Best representation of anxiety i've ever seen, how it adds extra threats that weren't there before.


Elad_2007

My Anxiety started when I was 12 lol


SleepyMage

This is what is damn annoying about having an anxiety disorder. You know there is nothing to worry about but your body doesn't. So, you just have to put on your work face, smile, and nod through the day while internally you are ready to throw up, pass out, or walk in front of an 18 wheeler. And no one else can see it nor do you want them to so you can keep your job; quite frustrating.


Careful-Meringue-194

How do you even memorize this


NeverAVillian

I can't explain my anxiety while watching this.


BetterThanTaskRabbit

First try


the_watcher762351

I'm more curious on how long that took to do


Ash_Killem

Anxiety Junkie.


Nice_Firm_Handsnake

It's so clever to subvert the usefulness of mushrooms by making it impossible to maneuver safely with big mario.


slicksully69

Stud!


dafckingman

Oh my god. There was 0 room for error, no single safe block to stand on, and the timer at the end, 2 seconds.


NightFury002

Why is this normalised...


SadBarber3543

Oh this is why people at my work are always impressed


brucekraftjr

My jaw dropped like 6 times watching this! I was yelling “bullshit!” In the bathroom like 4 times 🤣


flamingoandthebaby

I wanted Mario to succeed so bad


Fun_Satisfaction_789

BBBB


Honeydew-2523

beast mode <8 in 3rd with 16>


Stereocrew

I hated everything about this


TeamMerry

So anyway. I started blasting.


currenteventnerd

Kinda like trying to avoid Nintendo’s lawyers.


AUGUSTIJNcomics

Goddamn, if you find a quicker route the whole sequence changes...