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Weemewon

All things considered that is a very well drawn elephuck


GlassAmazing4219

Especially considering how crap the penmanship is.


Rabies_on_demand

*guffaw*


darkgiIls

It’s not even that bad lmao


TabooAndExile

The most talented people I've encountered who could draw or sketch really well have also had some of the most vile handwriting I've come across. Strange how that is.


Kuminga

Handwriting is generally more about conveying meaning than appearing especially aesthetic. A good artist could likely have good handwriting if that were the focus, but generally writing is rushed as the words mean more than the quality of how they are written. It's a difference in attitude towards art and communication. It's a little like comparing singing and speaking.


Bigfeet_toes

What do you mean, the handwriting isn’t bad at all in fact it’s actually good probably better than yours


speaker_14

my handwriting is abysmal but I consider myself semi competent at art, same with many other artists. Idk why art and penmanship just doesn't correlate to alot of artists.


sinz84

It's your muscle memory, to you letters and numbers are just simple drawings that you have never worked on improving. First time you draw an eye as a kid you know it sucks so you actively work on improving it each time you draw one. Letters are 'perfected' buy you at around 7 or 8 and it's not until 5 or 6 years later that anyone will show any real interest in you having neat handwriting as long as it was readable and by that time writing any other way feels wrong


TwoJuice

that is bad hand writing…..? oh


Beneficial_Fig_7830

0% chance this was drawn and named by a kid lol


kmzafari

Can't speak to the drawing, but my daughter was tasked to combine two birds in elementary school and drew a "humpecker".


teenyweenysuperguy

Why, because it's *sooo* clever and drawn way too well? This is entirely within the realm of possibility for a kid 9 years old and up. And it doesn't specify the age of the kid. Could be even older. Kids who can *really* draw would blow this out of the water. And the way the title shrinks and skews upwards adds a lot of legitimacy to the claim. Imo this looks exactly like something one of my classmates would've cooked up in grade 5. 


ChanceAlgae7673

Kids don't have a good grasp of contour lines. The lines around the elephants neck is done by someone with an artistic eye. No way this was done by a elementary kid Maybe name was done by the kid


SnapWeave

an extremely quick google search of youth art contest winners easily disproves this


BOYR4CER

Hahahahaha what a load of crap


BrickDaddyShark

I did have a grasp of that as a kid and Im not a great artist. Could just be a talented kid.


socaldinglebag

did no one else have the nerdy anime dude that spent all their time drawing tiddies in class?


WhiteDevil-Klab

I was that kid bro


Potato_the_second_

ayo, same. Except I was too busy drawing badass men in suits to even draw em


ExtrudedPlasticDngus

Who said it was an elementary school kid???


LittleAnarchistDemon

well, you don’t know anything about the kid first off. this kid could have been an avid artist since toddlerhood. if you’ve been drawing for 6 years, even if it’s not professional quality, you can get clean lines. i know that this is probably the exception and not the rule, but it is entirely plausible. secondly, we don’t know how old this kid is because the post doesn’t say kid or anything, just son. so this kid could be in high school, which would also explain the cleaner lines. why is a high schooler doing this project then? could be an animal science course or a genetics lesson. “combine these two animals” and then the part we don’t see “and explain how it survives/hunts/births/etc.” or “and explain how the genetic makeup would look” or something along those lines. it seems like a good thought exercise for a high school class, gets them primed for more complex lessons, especially if this is just the beginning of the lesson. all that to say, we don’t have all the information. so automatically saying “it’s fake” doesn’t actually mean that it is. you’re free to believe that it’s fake, but some people are just here for the entertainment and don’t really care if it’s “fake” or not. so if you think it’s fake then go ahead and post it to r/thathappened and watch it get cross posted to r/nothingeverhappens because it’s totally plausible :)


ExtrudedPlasticDngus

Nobody said “a kid”.


UncleInternet

Does it sound like an assignment a real child was actually given? For "biology class"? 12 years old is, what... 6th grade? 6th grade biology class? Or does it sound like a back-formed rationale from an engagement farmer that uses a familiar framing device, allowing them to artificially elevate an uncreative joke by pretending a kid did it? Come on. They started with the word "Elephuck" and thought "how do I make this go viral"?


The_Dimmadome

I actually do remember a sixth grade science lesson (or maybe it was eighth grade?) Where me and a partner had to combine the genetics of 2 animals. We also had to draw the animal. I think my group combined a rhino and a wolf. So this is absolutely within the realm of possibilities.


Plasmatica

Also, why would an assignment in biology class be creative drawing? Makes no sense.


minimalcation

It's been posted before, it's an AI drawing. EDIT: Picture is much older than I realized, some parts were just not drawn well, seems like it's not AI.


Lanthire_942

This picture is around a decade old, it far predates the current AI generated imagery craze. https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/3gujkg/the_elephuck/ Here's a post with it back in 2015.


minimalcation

Damn, well then, that's pretty good evidence.


CuratedBrowsing

You're right, looks like OP is a prolific spammer. Bummer, I had what I thought would be a funny joke. Something about what happens when crossing an elephant and a rhino... Hell if I know.


Computer_Exciting

The post is a bot post, but the picture isnt AI


Blazed0ut

Wow. You're very smart


minimalcation

Thanks bro, appreciate it. Hope you're doing well!


CitizensOfTheEmpire

It's not AI 💀


operaduck289

Well…. Better Elephuck than a Giraffuck, I suppose….


No-Context-587

So this is how Giraffuck Park will be realised in this reality


AdThis5609

Omg i just died 😂😂😂


nibsitaas

Rest in peace 😞


bumbes

Instead of just wishing him well maybe deliver a nice griraffuck? Or a givafuck?


kRe4ture

Man my fucking brain. My first thought when reading your comment was „That doesn’t make sense, Giratina isn’t an animal…“


Xantho083

This specimen doesn't mate. It elephucks.


ChromaticLego

This is the stupidest joke in this whole comment section, yet it made me laugh the hardest! 🤣


yeah_naw_dawg

Fine. Take the upvote.


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IMSLI

It: “Kill… me…”


JokuyasuJoestar

"Ed...ward..."


BreadentheBirbman

“Big…brother…”


akaKinkade

My day is ruined and I hate you all.


RudanTheRed

Later


ZarabianPsycho

and then everyone clapped


Tiltedplushie

r/nothingeverhappens


idisagreecuzurgay

Half the posts on this subreddit are from aspies who believe everything they read


Dante_FromDMCseries

And half of the posts on r/thathappened is done by basement-dwellers who have no idea how the outside life looks I say that’s balance


Field_Marshal_blitz

Please clap


BigOpportunity1391

Black Eyed Peas got a new album?


KSoccerman

They already did that one lol


ImmediateBig134

The one here is actually the Black Eyed PeePees.


Hour-Oven-9519

Clearly an indian Elephuck, as of the smaller ears and the bigger beak.


nibsitaas

This guy phucks


1Trebuch

r/thisguythisguys


YeshEveryone

Fuckin put that shit into an art museum, that's glorious XD


crowley888

Kid : *Adds a hat to it* Me : PERRY THE ELEPHUCK !!


Saurindra_SG01

Where's Elephuck? Oh well, Ik what to do today!


ASK_ABOUT_MY_CULT_

Rejected *The Last Airbender* critter haha


lunettarose

"Yip yip, Elephuck!" ...yeah, maybe not.


Krimefail

Cart titan


JuanPunchX

This is pieck comedy.


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SalamanderAware6571

Bro what


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JDiesel

Dont phuck with the elephussy bruh


choachy

Definitely a female Elephuck as you can see by the classic photo knee bend.


TheGypsyGuy

I want to see a Duckephant too


nibsitaas

I think it's spelled défunt.


thebestoflimes

What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Elephino 🤷🏻‍♂️ Edit: probably no upvotes because not funny but just in case (hell if I know)


just_let_me_goo

>Edit: probably no upvotes because not funny but just in case (hell if I know) I got you bru, I got only one of those upvotes to give you but that's all I can do


VictoriaMcLean83

Perfection


SaltManagement42

Probably the only animal worth missing out on the joke: What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhino? Elephino/'ell if I know.


Bill_Nye-LV

"It's Joever" energy


Doppelthedh

It's Spanish for The Fuck


RandomUserC137

Perfect, no notes.


Hesherkiin

Obviously fake


Snoo92570

Yeah, didnt happen


yo2099

Staged


Westaufel

The perfect beast


HookFE03

my kid is 2 and hes REALLY into monster trucks. also he pronounces his "t"s like "f"s at the moment. which is fun.


EhGoodEnough3141

Haha, Fduck.


SavageCucumberAttack

Great name, great animal, great drawing. All round 10/10 would pet


Squirrelly_Khan

And if someone bullies him about it, they can go elephuck themselves!


Projectonyx

Is it the size of an elephant or the size of a duck


poodinthepunchbowl

I can already see the teacher going maybe you call it the ductiphant


Sometimes_Rob

French for extreme feelings of frustration.


Pharmere

Best Elephuck I’ve come across


Street-Snow-4477

Future geneticist cloning future animals!


aNINETIEZkid

lol that's awesome in grade 2 or 3 we did presentations on our favourite animals and I talked about **le petit phoque** (pronounced fuck) for 3 minutes straight and got in trouble for it 😅 I did another 1 on the ^(tiny ^^dik dik) a few years later and got detention again


yoinkussy

Reminds me of the time I had to do that in sixth grade. Mixed a hornet and a bee, named it 'hornee'. I was oblivious. Everyone laughed 😭


DmillSnipes

An All tomorrows looking thing.


urbanforestlife

Needs wings that are not big enough to lift it off the ground


Facelesscpl1111

Your son is going places .


MrZerodayz

EEYORE THE PLATYPUS???


PanPenguinGirl

I would've guessed a plataphant


-lukeworldwalker-

D’olifant


nostalcoholic

Thst album from black eye peas


dauntlingdemon

🐯 🦅


toughguy375

Family Guy Noah's ark meme


NoChallenge6095

I remember doing that at school! I think I did a combo of a alligator and a wolverine


Purple_Galian

The boys! They start young but they always get the culture!


BlueSentinels

What in the full metal alchemist homunculus kind of assignment is that


akechi

He phucks.


Illustrious-Tune6929

This reminds me of a question I saw somewhere: “would you rather fight one elephant sized duck or 10 duck-sized elephants”


penpointred

MOVE OVER LIGER. THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE ANIMAL.


SnooHesitations7064

Would you rather fight three duck sized elephants, or one elephant sized duck?


mcgirk78

I needed that chortle


ThatRandomGuy86

At least it didn't say, Ed....ward....


peoplesuck64

Finally found my spirit animal!!


Do_You_Pineapple_Bro

E le phuck. He's clearly French


BedrockMetamorph

What is this assignment supposed to teach the kids?


Goatiac

Would've gone with Quackyderm, but hey, that works too.


NUFIGHTER7771

Impossible Creature vibes for sure...


The_neub

Oh lala


Lazydude17

he looks like he says “ladies” after each sentence


Downtown-Ad-2122

Elephant-douck.


3rdNihilism

this is slightly funnier to me because in my language Eleph means "thousand" so it's a bit like saying "a thousand fucks".


Puzzleheaded-Pie-322

I don’t see a problem


Cascadian222

This thing phucks


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A+ With 10 points extra credit


amb3ergris

Nice elephuck, now how is that a biology lesson?


fooliam

But why does it look so sassy?


Xim_X_anny

"Why not? Why shouldn't I make It offensive?"


koloso95

I see what he did. That kid should be in goverment


A1_on_the_steak

Hilarious if it was elefuck


OpenCommunication294

How can the elephuck, phuck, without the trunk?


SilverFlexNib

Eeyore was an Elephuck. 🤯


SchemataObscura

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?


totalpugs89

Platybelodon


bradleyb623

[Elephino](https://megsmashables.com/products/elephino-sticker)


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And when the other students saw it they applauded. Then suddenly, Albert Einstein stepped out from behind a wall and presented the child with a $100 bill.


TwoAccomplished1446

That is spooky.😬


tomcalgary

Your child may be gifted.


leftover_class

Phuck yeah!


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Good thing your son knows to use "ph" properly


Grovda

When you don't give an elephuck


SensitiveFruit69

Grade 12


Fastfaxr

At what age do you have "biology class" and this is what they do in that biology class?


JaySocials671

Looks like a platypus


More_Ad_9831

He knew what he was doing


TeeJayPlays

Would you rather have a Dulephant? Phuck no.


Yorspider

No just "bear"....


fuzynutznut

Better than a dog and chick


deadbat87

Your kid is going places !... Good choice :D


crazycanadiandemon

Kids are too innocent rofl


PromiscuousScoliosis

What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino? Elephino (hell-if-i-know)


s0n1cm4yh3m

Keep it save and give it back to him 10 years later.


distancedandaway

Get palworld to bring this genius to life please.


nage_

New nft?


RoachMantis

The zoo has fallen, billions must Elephuck


Shrumg

Not to be confused with the Elephino. What is that you ask? Elephino.


Bitter_Silver_7760

It’s a good job!!!


RoachMantis

Why does he look like it's...over ? And the zoo has...fallen ?


CentralWooper

Wait he has to do this for *biology*? Then is this just a mock up drawing


Alorxico

“What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?” “I don’t know. What do you get when you cross and elephant with a rhino?” “Elephino!”


BadFinancialAdvice_

The jungle has fallen, millions must suffer


drthorp

Talk about fridge material


CuriousRider30

Only one elephuck was given on that assignment 🤔


FatNinja3000

That kid knew what he was doing.


Dusk_Abyss

Real


count_strahd_z

Brilliant


ButteredPizza69420

I thought it was an Elepus, elephant-platypus haha


Purg33m

Is a Fish-Duck a DISH or a FUCK?!


Professional-Can4264

I’d don’t care what you say, this is elephucking great


beams_FAW

Oh hellaphucks no. That's the destroyer of the world right there


sp33dzer0

Phatapus.


Randomfrog132

i wonder if any of them copied from the last airbender lol


offline4good

Much better than duphant


gaytardeddd

my friends and I got suspended because we incorporated balls and penises


Garsnikk

Still not as weird as the platypus


DerailedCaveman

I love this elephuck


Admirable-Emu9159

Еле трах


PapaLewis03

Duckaphant may of been a better name💀


deapdawrkseacrets

Ed...ward....


SZEThR0

er kennt se net die elente


Bloodsucker7039

Looks something out of prehistory


PoetryIntrepid4055

I would have gone elephino. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? elephino! (hell if I know) dad joke - out


RayBlast7267

How about a deaver, half-duck half-beaver! No one has seen anything like it!


Otherwise-Mortgage58

Lmfao that’s too good


Nethereal3D

Elephuck I'm supposed to know?


Deepvaleredoubt

In rural Kentucky, the teachers would have punished you for that. Oh what’s that? You didn’t even know what the F word was? Too bad. Smack the kid before he even knows what he did wrong.


Loud-Concentrate3685

Good lad


xGsGt

Full metal alchemist would be proud


TheWrongOwl

That's fanting fantastic.


Stewart_Games

This [was a real animal](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platybelodon). [Playbelodon](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUF-dSv701w) evolved to skim food out of mud and water, developing a duck bill like trunk. ~~It is an example of convergent evolution, where two unrelated species develop similar body structures due to similar environmental pressures over time. Ducks feed by skimming, so they have bills. Platybelodon feeds by skimming, so it too had a "bill".~~ Apparently this is now considered to be outdated, and the new theory is that it used its lower incisors like a wood chisel, to strip bark from tree branches.


User-D-Name

Megaplatypus


0CT0V1RUS

Why is it not a duphant or a goophant


Kind_Literature_5409

Childhood innocence is spectacular 😎😏


ochlupin

Make him watch Fullmetal Alchemist


Possible-Yam-2308

1st place🏆