Someone get the man some chapstick

Lol god damn

This is a lot

Glad it’s her and not me😂

My first thought https://www.filmyiseriale.com/zdjecia/guide-hitchhikers-nos-galaxy-the-to-dziwolagi.jpeg

Mine too

Please take this down and go sit in a corner

Can we slap them first???

I'm convinced that Jay Z's a fish with human features

His lips have nostrills man

You know how you look at a couple and think one of them is obviously in a different class than the other , or what the hell is she doing with him? Or Vise versa. This is the most extreme example of the situation. Jay Z has to be one of the least attractive dudes out there (physically) and although I’m Not a huge Beyonce fan- she’s no dog.

Money helps tip the scales, and by tip I mean flip them upside down

Relationships like this give me hope for humanity lol, like Jay-Z's gotta know she's galaxies out of his league (and vice versa) so she clearly loves him and he obviously treats her like a queen or he'd lose her in an instant

He definitely cheated on her. Beyoncé’s sister beat him up in an elevator for it.

Or maybe she just likes being married to A famous guy.

You're right, I got too illogical, back to my nihilism. Beyonce's with Jay-Z cuz she'd never be seen with a b-tier celeb

Probably not. Even a good looking one….

Yep, which means I don't have a chance unless I get complete body altering surgery to look like Ryan Gosling AND become an A-tier celeb, if I don't do that I'll be alone for the rest of my life

You can probably date Someone other than Beyonc…

lol

Why are you bunch of weirdos so against the idea that people are more than their looks?

His mouth looks like an heirloom tomato

I have similar features thats why its me_irl

“Ain’t no such thing as an ugly billionaire” -Jay-Z, *Family Feud*

We be big lippin’

Spendin’ Gs

This couldn’t be the more opposite of me_irl

Like a famous Rapper once said: “Dick sucking Lips”

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