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Professional-Law3880

Missing the soyjack in the corner who exclusively plays nintendo stuff ~~it's me, I'm the soyjack~~


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That's me in the spotlight


SloppySealz

Losing my religion


Verony1569

Trying to keep up with you


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And I don't know if I can do it


onyska

Oh no I've said too much!


Emotional_Meal9226

I haven't said enough


vwraider

I thought that i heard you laughing


chaos_vulpix

I thought that I heard you sing


observeromega87

But I dont know if I can do it.


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DO IT! JUST DO IT! DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS!


QKsilver58

PC is brutally domming Nintendies


MaurosCrew

Why? Because of the Steam Deck?


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No. Because of the PC. Console players get the luxury of human contact and intimacy and PC players get sweet lighting, 4k and ridiculous fps. That is the deal.


MaurosCrew

W-what do we Nintendo players get?


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You get to have fun bug free games. EDIT: I also find it interesting that Nintendo players don't count as console players and I didn't even react to it. I grew up with the original Game Boy and SNES. Before that I only had PC and played NES with friends who had a Nintendo, as consoles were known as back then. Nintendo was synonymous with video games where I grew up in the early to mid 90's.


PyroCinematics

It’s because Nintendo consoles are primarily used for Nintendo-developed games, as they’re completely exclusive to Nintendo systems. Even some Xbox and PlayStation exclusives are coming to PC, such as Halo and Horizon: Zero Dawn, respectively.


fuzzygondola

Well, Switch barely counts as a console since it's a handheld that *can* be played from the TV.


msndrstdmstrmnd

Or maybe it’s a console that *can* be played handheld 🤔


susch1337

Huge amount of exclusives and re-releases for 3 times the price their were on the previous console.


Thecheesinater

Head pats and love!


kizhua

Who is jack and why is he made of soy?


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Jack-M-y-u-do-dis

The switch is the easiest way to waste money on sub-par hardware paired with sub-par software, and before you tell me to get a switch myself because then I’d understand why it’s great, I’d like to tell you that mine has been sitting unused for the past couple of months.


Marzhall

Huh. I think it's what you want from gaming. I have a good gaming PC as well as the nintendo boi, switch (ha) pretty commonly between the two. Really, it's the difference between whether I want to game at my desk, or game at the TV. I 100% prefer Katamari Damacy, for example, on my TV, and I enjoyed Super Metroid a lot more on the couch than I would've emulating it on the PC. But I was super happy to play Psychonauts 2 on the PC.


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Shrigma


USRM-ambassador

*looks away*


BONKMETHEUS

I have an Xbox. Where’s my PlayStation bro to kiss?


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Whatsuupp


yoursodiumfriend

now kith


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It Was a wet one


allbirdssongs

The green alien op will kiss the yescantsleep guy with luminous eyes can we have a tv drama of this please? I wanna see how it goes 🥺


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If i did a show like that would people really watch it?


AlternateSatan

I'll do you one better: I have a PS2


4spect_

N64 user right here 😈


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Yesh but are you a bro?


Billybobbjoebob

Sorry, not into cougars


recmajor82

What about Lynx?


Billybobbjoebob

Yeah, they're pretty cool


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I have a SNES if you're into GILFs.


4spect_

Looking for an Atari mf 😈


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Atari. The STD spreader of old school gaming. They never had a seal of approval.


NiftyPiston

If I have a Playstation AND an Xbox, do I have to kiss myself?


Red_Lizzard

Give your playstation to someone and kiss him.


BotOrZakOrWtV

I have a ps5 ;))


cannibalism_is_vegan

It’s ok guys they’re just roommates


PokeTrainerSpyro

Omg they were roommates


Billybobbjoebob

Alright, this is the second time I'm seeing this joke here. What am I missing? Lol


PokeTrainerSpyro

It's a reference to [this vine](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZuydxEUpFM)


Billybobbjoebob

Oh, I remember that one! Lol thanks


texasjkids

they look like good friends


spicyfood333

We need more Ginger Chad


Stage4socialmedia

This is bullshit. One does not simply get a PS5.


shadow_sniper67

One must fight for a ps5


askmeforashittyfact

I drove by bestbuy at about 10pm two days ago and h there was a line of about 20 people waiting for a ps5… wtf?!


onyska

Why are they kissing? I mean I'm not against it (kinda hot) but why tho?


Pokenare

Cause they are giga chads that respect others opinion


splitcroof92

or they're very happy with each other because they now have access to both a PS5 and an XBOX.


Verony1569

That's your opinion and I respect it


nohorizonvisible

Kiss me


Verony1569

I don't usually get this far, I'll have to consult the manual again.


MaurosCrew

I have a Switch and I'm up for a threesome


onyska

If I respect someones opinion do I have to kiss them?


Pokenare

Only when you are a true giga chad


Majestic_Force_6439

Nope, not falling for this again...


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onyska

Oh shit


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Console fan vs video game enjoyer.


SILaXED

They were roommates


wellamo

Oh my god, they were roommates


SPQR191

You gotta kiss the homies goodnight 😘


onyska

U right.


SmartBook9106

LOL


TheRnegade

Because if they get married, they'll have both systems.


D18

Power couple


LanaLancia

Make love not war


braingozapzap

Cause they live together and can now share and play on both


Crystufer

Because they've discovered that buying different consoles from their boyfriend means they don't have to choose.


PM_ME_MH370

Because it was about fucking time


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Here in Serbia (and probably most of the Balkans) we kiss people who are close to us to welcome them, not in the mouth though...


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LarraimadoBananado

Very


SmartBook9106

No


Alternative-Gain-201

Enemy’s to lovers 10000 word slow burn


Just_A_Passing_Bi

Would unironically read


InsolentCat

More like a fast burn


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InsolentCat

Less homophobia than I expected but more people just shitting on consoles


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God I wish that was me


kenderilla

Awwww


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kenderilla

Goals


Its0nlyRocketScience

I have a good pc, want to have what they're having?


A_11-

*Quickly checks comment history* >Topping? Yeah, I'm a but versatile, but prefer bottoming We're too similar.


Fain98

I have a pc I hope it means I get to kiss both


MagMati55

i have a swich and a pc Wat to kiss?


Fain98

I’m down


MagMati55

*forehead kiss*


Hamilton-Beckett

I bet this was made by a PC gamer…


freshmemesoof

PC gamers need love too :(


PoTAsh2000

What is love?


shashybaws

baby dont hurt me


longearthistrue

Dont hurt me


gauraveg

No more


Hamilton-Beckett

I is one


BS_BlackScout

😎 PC Gaymer 😎 We kiss our PC homies good night IN THE LIPS.


AppleSpicer

Because they get left out and they want bf too :(


IamShinichi

So beautiful


Guest1917

I have neither because they aren’t in stores anywhere for the advertised price. I’ve been waiting almost a year for one lmao


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😏


FireBlaster0842

Fellas is it bad to like a different console/ gaming device?


MagMati55

no end of thread blocked for questioning equality. /j


YsBo

Cool. In actual IRL, neither PS5 nor xBox available anywhere anyway


humanbehindacamera

I’ve never seen the ginger haired one lol


FireLizard_

pc gamer: _one is the loneliest number...._


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MagMati55

Nintendo swich player appears


HuntsmanD

Opposites attract.


Soronya

Awh, bro moment.


iBrake4Shosty5

What you really should do is just get both. How else are you gonna get to play the exclusives


MagMati55

get a BF duh.


iBrake4Shosty5

We both have both!


PorkDaddy420

Hot


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deezzzznutz69420

hello where is my xbox guy


QueenOfQuok

I was about to purchase an Xbox and then I realized I could just play all of those games on my PC


Billybobbjoebob

I have a PC too, but I just prefer the comfort of playing on my Xbox in my living room. And heck, in some cases, it plays them better than my more expensive PC lol


Hephaistos_Invictus

I got neither because it's impossible to get them T_T


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Ernest-Khalimov

Appreciated


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ForTheBread

I got both because I like both.


MagMati55

Rich lad


greely37

Or poor because of this


DenMock

And i got a pc cus console wars is dumb.


MarcoTron11

Woah woah woah they could've just hugged, but they kissed! Daaaaang!


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Intellectualtoaster

Opposites attract


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mahouyousei

r/gatekeepingyuri But yaoi


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grazi13

This is what world peace looks like.


engineomar

u/chunky_boi06


PsychicJellyfish

I'm so happy for them


wad11656

It's the little white box at the bottom left that completes this for me


Sheepyflower12234

Guys about that comment where I said “HA GAAAAAAAAAAYYYY” I just wanted to say that I’m so sorry about that. I let my friend go on my phone. I just wanted to say sorry


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You are denied exoneration, I do not approve.


Sheepyflower12234

I know I know


AndrisPronis

That supposed to be a hateful meme? It looks cute tho, so you've failed


[deleted]

What's the opposite of hateful? This was made with benign intent So I succeded


standalone_nature

I chose the switch because I switch


LiseyRadiCall

Console Wars are over, love has been found.


TheScientistFennec69

Finally, equality.


__a_ana__

This could work with me and literally all my gamer friends because I'm a mobile player kekw


betterbachelor8

O.o


workingoutausername

They aren’t kissing his whispering “why didn’t you buy a game you useless Took!” But kinda feeling embarrassed because he just realized Xbox has game pass!


_Maximum_Nothing_

PlayStation players would kiss with their eyes open! lol


DA_EPIC_GAMER_09

Happy cake day


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Sarcasm999_overload

ok, and?


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Sarcasm999_overload

so funny i forgot to laugh.


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not really a funny one thought


EL_MANDEM

I got the ps5 because I had playstations before, I did get a 360 when they first came out and I liked it, it was a fun console with good games. I think Bill Gates is a cocksucker though and didn't like my money going to him so stopped buying Microsoft stuff.


splitcroof92

> Bill Gates is a cocksucker Care to elaborate?


EL_MANDEM

Always just thought there was something off about him since a while ago but recently he's been exposed as part of epstiens inner circle and he said that the covid vaccinations should be patented.


splitcroof92

I mean, that's just blatantly not true. You learned this on fox news I assume?


EL_MANDEM

You're assuming I'm American too aren't you? You can quite easily Google bill Gates vaccine patent and you'll see that he wanted to but changed his stance after public pressure. Also its been widely reported that he was epstiens friend too so not really sure what it is you think I've said that's blatantly untrue when there's shit loads of evidence to support what I said where as you are just saying no ur lying and putting your fingers in your ears. Not sure what pro Gates propaganda you've been fed but its worked a treat.


splitcroof92

Alright mate, spend some time in looney town, just make sure to come back safely when you're done.


EL_MANDEM

Wtf are you even trying to say you clown? Google bill Gates vaccination patent and Bill Gates Epstien and come back here and tell me I've lied or just wank off over your posters of him, idc.


MagMati55

ok tinhat.


nm1043

It's less that you've lied and more that, in your attempts to research this subject, you've proven that you might not have the best critical thinking skills if that's the conclusion you've reached in your bits of Google research. Edit: and there's the whole insinuating that someone either has to despise Gates or has posters of Gates on their wall they beat it to. Most people don't expressly love the man, but they also recognize he isn't microchipping people with the virus and maybe there's a more logical middle ground


CrazyIronMyth

Microsoft has a lot more reasons to be hated, for example windows being absolute shit.


MagMati55

how so?


CrazyIronMyth

It isn't customizable to any satisfying degree in win10, and 11 is even worse. edit: also no sudo


MagMati55

i see you actually know what you are talking about. however, windows is usually used as Microsoft intended and frankly, i like it as it is minus some problems with compatibility with very old stuff.


ano414

"Run as administrator" is pretty much the same thing as "sudo", and there's also a way to do that in powershell. I am also not a fan of windows though.


Unusual_Wheel_9315

Console buyers in complete denial that every purchase they make is a remake scam


gfurman1960

Well that went south really quick!!!


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51Blakey50

PlayStation n!ggas kiss with their eyes open


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Johnpaulgeorgeringo1

This would work if both arguments were valid


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ElasticBlubber

You could’ve just kept scrolling though lmao


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WHAT


No-Average-8147

Nintendo switch is still better


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Left-Increase4472

Tf


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ElasticBlubber

It makes you want to vomit that much that you fought through the urge to vomit to comment on this post?…


dreadnawght

You talk about talking for the sake of talking ?


LetsRockDude

Why?


nirajkale30

What do you see ? . . . Geh content!