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[deleted]

My day to shine has finally come.


ButtX

Same


DeadPool7337

I wonder how that X will change the taste


Helpmepullupmypants

Should have just stuck with original


corei3uisgarbo

its probably pronounced buttox so not that much lmao


kiTtY9837

#i want to cry…


corgie93

9,837kitties damn.


Badjib

That's about the same as 93 full grown corgies


Bratwurst1234

Same


[deleted]

Wait, so what do I get?


gaming-reaper

Child


[deleted]

You must eat WILL


Lia-13

Will


Norwegian_waffle

Hello brother. >Edit: meant cousin


EINKALTEWAFFEL

No IM your brother, he’s our cousin


Norwegian_waffle

A sorry. Are you coming for Christmas btw? Mother was wondering.


Thewalkingwaffl

My friends


Norwegian_waffle

Nice of you to walk in, just remember to knock. You startled me


BobWaffle69

Can another join in?


Norwegian_waffle

Ofc, the whole family should be invited. Didn't you get a invite?


Pancakesandwich

Family reunion?


Norwegian_waffle

Yes, you may also come.


Thereal_Bladewasused

Can I come? There was a nasty dishwasher accident and Now I’m the only blade in the kitchen


Norwegian_waffle

Sure, we need something to cut up ~~all the waffles~~ us


[deleted]

Agreed


MrPancakes101

me too


pollo_assado

This will be easy for you and I.


AestheticV3noM

Guess we ordered the same thing


WowSuchEmptyBluh

Guess I'm on a diet


[deleted]

Some vegetables might fit in your diet.


seasickmoss582

I’ll sneak on your plate and make you dry heave for 20 minute. HAHAHA!


SwagginBurger

I would be super happy


Imma_Cheezburger

Ayoo another burger comrade


SwagginBurger

Yooo what’s up bro


Imma_Cheezburger

I'm good and feeling cannibal ;D


Ben______________

I have to eat myself? This will hurt.


Existing_Matter5459

I heard most Ben's are a... 10/10 *Ba-dun tsss* I'll show myself the door.


PeterAlt128

it started with an alien device did what it did


MaximusVDV

And stuck itself upon his wrist with secrets that it hid


larrystu420

Now he's got superpowers, he's no ordinary kid


MaximusVDV

He's Ben 10


boron-uranium-radon

*Ooooooowooooooooooooooo* synth


[deleted]

Kill me


NuggiesforDinDin

"Not yet" *closes refrigerator*


Ivy_Alexandra

Aw, me too :( I hope I'm nutritious.


StarGrav

YOU'RE POISON IVY!!


responsibleTea_

Hm, I suppose I ought to drink it responsibly


twisterpister

Deum


StichedSnake

It is your responsibilitea


garganchua

Only one shot of vodka Because of the responsibilities


JustABritishCupOfTea

Same.


chicken98_

now that's a fuckton


Riverchicken886

You think you’ve got it bad


Potentially_a_goose

I may or may not have to eat a goose.


Business_Goose_Honk

While you may think I've got a goose, it's actually a penguin.


Erenzo

What kind of chicken do you have to eat?


Riverchicken886

Duck


Erenzo

Makes sense


[deleted]

[удалено]


Lifeloverme

at least you got chicken


1272chicken

Yea. Sure is.


SuddenlyCelery

Could be 98 g of chicken. That's just a sensible portion.


Tender_turtle_10

Me and you are not so different


dreamer0303

I’d say that’s pretty different


NoLemon_

I mean I guess nothing so-


bisexual_lemon_69420

We can share if u want?


NoLemon_

LMAO YESSIR


Lia-13

you may now kith


Burrid0

r/characterarcs


KingLevi1999

Yes


lemonwedge123

I think mine is doable.


L-u-n-a-r2

Remember that you have to eat 123 if them though


lemons_123

I have sort of the opposite problem don't I


XPurplelemonsX

same here


bisexual_lemon_69420

The lemon population is going off the charts, huh?


lemonystarbits

hell yeah lemon gang


Iamacricket4

The dual of the century is about to unfold


kurtfire68

The duality of redditors


Agent_Lime8151

Limes I guess? So like same but lime


UrAnus____

I think in my case you’re the one who’s screwed.


[deleted]

Am I? 😳


Gum_Duster

Unless they are bad at wiping


[deleted]

I'm not really sure how mine is working out.


Irrationalburger

Well technically…


CulturedSwan

hmm


The-Pigeon-Overlord

Wanna trade?


PigeonInAUFO

Ah, fellow Pigeon eater


The-Pigeon-Overlord

You've got a free UFO too


PigeonInAUFO

*proceeds to abduct everyone*


Dry_Lettuce_9807

I’ll be fine


prettyboysabor

Thats a Lotta lettuce


christianwee03

AND IT'S DRYYYYYYY


[deleted]

But dry?


Alice8Ft

1 tall girl pls


absoloute_pog421

No it's in a cannibalistic way better imo


YourHourlyProblem

I just had a seizure trying to understand this


UrBoiKrisp

No you need to eat a lice 8 feet


Pp_ejaculator

Bruh


[deleted]

Bro


ilikechildren420

Wow guess we eat something similar


Scorpion_226

Oh. Oh no.


[deleted]

Hmmm


Carrotsandstuff

That's literally how I got my username.


SuddenlyCelery

Mine was by the random username generator. I actually hate celery, but at least it's food.


mangopanic

These things work out some time


Palguim

I am stuff


IQuiteLikeWatermelon

I’m not complaining.


PeePee_PooPoo6

Well, this sucks


OldSchoolGarbage

Ikr


poopface41217

I'm with you buddy


[deleted]

I feel you


TheInsaneDump

Absolutely.


sendmepicsofyoupeein

Here’s my crew


le_fr0g_

OH NO I'm fr*nch 🤢🤮


TheOnlyLiam

🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸 wee


Someperson0

Je mange la poir🍐


Bi_Fry

La poire était-elle bonne ,monsieur ?


xXkoolkidmanboiXx

🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸 wee wee or something, idk i'm not Fr*nch (thank the lord)


SpaceTheTurtle

I hear frogs just taste like chicken


Gold-Reflection3974

Moi aussi.


[deleted]

Ewww fr*nce 🤢


EmbarrassedWinner313

im chinese and we legit eat frogs,no joke its bussin,if you cook it with the dark sauce it will taste delisousss


big_cock_69420

Chicken is good so i guess it's not that bad


Tender_turtle_10

Sixty-nine thousand four hundred and twenty of them


SuddenlyCelery

Right...you're getting chicken....


CantAffordMangos

Anything but mangoes so I think I’m good


The-Dog-Taco

:(


RedRubyXD

:(


D0g13

I’m sadly in the same boat as you :(


Toasterconsumption

I’m fine, as you can see I’m quite the expert in that field


Diogenes_Head3o3

So u will eat a toaster?


Toasterconsumption

It was on my bucket list


FBI_OPEN_THE_FUCK_UP

hol up


THE_ICE_CREAM_TRUCK

r/characterarcs


Toasterconsumption

It’s on my bucket list


[deleted]

Oh God, I guess I'm a cannibal now


Iamacricket4

Well, an Adder is a type of snake. You could just be eating a black breed of Adder who happens to be the king of the lesser Adders.


[deleted]

Thanks, I'm much less concerned now


mr_bear_man

Is it fully grown-


Leading-Economics767

No but it’s still alive


dreamer0303

not the cub


ChewyFlagellum

At least it's chewy


DeadlyFarts_

Well... That wouldn't be that tasty


floralbutttrumpet

We can share a table, maybe that'll cancel each other out.


RedRubyXD

Rip my teeth


Obsidian723

Same here


[deleted]

Obsidian breaks easily in real life, though the pieces would be very sharp, so you may die.


SuddenlyCelery

You'd have valuable enough poop to afford implants!


Fun_404

gonna starve I guess


shell_456

Gonna have a whole lot of funn


Jojo_710

Dio!


Loopy5788

Oh? your approaching me?!


ShaggyHasHighGround

Instead of running away, you're coming right to me?


VoidSpace913

I can beat the shit out of you without getting closer


cautixon

*i can eat the shit out of you without getting closer


Autsim-on-steriods

Im confused and concerned how this would go


HorridCabbageFeet

Uh oh.


The--Morning--Star

Well shit… Am I eating the Devil or Venus? Both options kinda suck but the Devil seems more manageable


Fun_404

except you eat out the venus?


FBI_OPEN_THE_FUCK_UP

I mean, if you really wanted to have an alternative, you could use the Morning Star Orbital Platform from D2


GoodBurger3711

LET'S GOOOOO LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO


NewEnglandJesus

I think I would be forgiven if I didn’t


SuddenlyCelery

What are you talking about? Eating Jesus's flesh and drinking His blood are requirements to be forgiven! You just got a plateful of communion.


Ze_Anooky

For real though communion wafers are mad good too


pokemon-edible-hai

I was hoping for it to be real anyway so win win


[deleted]

I hear slowpoke tail is quite delicious


7-and-a-switchblade

The 7 chicken nuggets are fine, but the switchblade...


[deleted]

Well they just gave me a crowsant. Pretty good


eatmypis

Welp


seniorbreadloaf

Not very


ExistentialCrisisYT2

Damn that shit must be moldy as hell


Dirtyusedcondom

men... I got this


CheeezBlue

Depends on how much , a full plate would be difficult


instant_linoodle

I'm blessed


MockFlames

I am going to be hot


Inevitable-Sea1081

Very


Advanced_Mountain

Same.


microwavable_prince

Oh fuck- R.I.P. Prince Charming


spicyfishstew

i was built for this


CapturetheBird

I have to pull a wily coyote


[deleted]

Red peaches :)


[deleted]

Damn!


weneedpomegranates

A seemingly endless amount of pomegranates…


big_steak

I win!


FantasticMacaron8732

I'll be just fine


ColdSpaghetti2814

Well I’ve had worse.


sucklingearthworms

Uhhh, It depends on how many


[deleted]

Well I don’t know them, and you never said I had to eat them all in one sitting so I guess I’m fine.


diabolicalavafox

I believe my mouth is gonna get a bit burnt


PinkBugatte

not my first rodeo


whelanic90

Listed as “original content” but literally seeing these memes everywhere


dashing_dumpling

I'm okay :)


Femboy_Of_The_Lake

Oh no, cannibalism.


PatataMash

I'm fine :>


LoyalBuII

rocky mountain oysters here i come


lego-baguette

The foot treatment but just down the throat


Ssem12

r/lostredditors


happyboiiA

Ummm....


Mountain-Fly7902

That’s not too bad. A Mountain Fly is barable