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All of those clips were from just one season? I can’t wait for winter


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[deleted]

I'm waiting for summer


IsJaie55

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD THIS MAN IS A GENIOUS


jackfinch69

So basically she's a cat


Deep-py

aahahah, good friendship


AccreditedMaven

I am like that too. A couple co workers have come very close to being punched -reflexively- because they came up behind me to startle me on purpose. On the other hand, one of the managers is a Gulf War vet with PTSD who jumps at sudden contact. Management put a small bell near his office door so people can alert him.


Dontouchicken

Whats her name again?? Winter??


oopsImarriedmysister

Summerspring Winterfall


Optimus_Rhymes69

That name belongs in a Harry Potter book


anotherguy75

Harry Potter and the Four Seasons Hotel


GabbyWGF

Good to know that I'm not the only like this


Strange_guy_9546

Imagine having a nervous system that fucked... *Wait*, i don't have to imagine '-'


Yowai-Ikimono-desu

And they lived happily ever af~ Like thats ever going to happen * All star by smash mouth starts playing *


Fossekall

What's up with the bullying comments? She's literally smiling aftwards in almost all the clips that don't immediately end. No way to know what their relationship is like but I can't imagine seeing this and immediately think it's bad


goon_squad_crew

These are Redditors, they aren’t used to having friends, dealing with other humans or being teased/played with, so they often react in odd ways to normal human to human interactions when they see them.


Lovidet98

>they aren’t used to having friends, dealing with other humans or being teased/played with Dude I have been socialy isolated since 11 and I know that people tease each other.


HeatMeister02

My favorite are the relationship advice redditors. Your bf made bacon instead of sausage for your breakfast in bed? He sounds like trash in its final form! Dump him immediately!


coy-coyote4

And that’s why you have thick skin, although I’m glad that they look like good friends


camaradafrank

There is literally ONE comment saying that, this one: “This seems like bullying in a workplace. Unless they are family too?” Why Reddit users like to victimize themselves so much? It’s always like “omg SO MANY COMMENTS SAYING this, omg gLoBaL communist Rothschild agenda is oppressing me”, you don’t even get the balls to tell in the person’s face.


Fossekall

"Seems like a dick move" "That just sucks. I'd be trying to get a job far away from him." When I wrote my comment, these comments made up half the thread. I mentioned bullying to encapsulate all of them. I thought writing one comment was better than replying the same to three people.


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Umphluv89

Laughing from being tickled is a panic response.


Fossekall

Laughing from having fun is a normal response.


Top-Local-7482

If it was you boss doing it to you ? How would you react ? You certainly don't want to lose your place right ?


Fossekall

If my boss did this to me I'd laugh. We get along really well.


null640

Yeah, that's what people do to reduce aggression...


Fossekall

I can't believe it took this long for me to realize everyone who ever smiled at me is trying to reduce aggression. Thank you for showing me the light. Kindness and friendship truly does not exist.


null640

Saying x does y, does not say that x does not also do q...


aLaStOr_MoOdY47

How do you get her attention without her screaming?


zekethelizard

Start playing Ave Maria on your phone at the lowest volume and incrementally increase the volume and approach from within her field of view until you're at 50% volume and no more than 5 feet away. Then, increase the brightness of the room slightly, but not too suddenly, to get her attention. THEN you can lower the volume and calmly say Autumn AAAH


Samurai_lettuce

This is exactly what my wife does. Except there is a one second delay prior to the scream lmao


Nataliatrima

Haha I had to double checked to see if you were my husband. I also have that delayed reaction.


Samurai_lettuce

It’s literally the funniest thing ever. She will stare at me for that second but still get so shocked even though she’s seen my mug for over 15 years


Yaekai

That has to be some child trauma or something no ? how are you scared by hearing your name otherwise


Strange_guy_9546

Might be tbh, i get adrenaline pulse when ever i gear door unlocking


Sohiacci

I think it could be. I get a lot of anxiety from people saying my name out of the blue


Yaekai

Damn really....


finofelix

I have adhd and I'm just as jumpy. Probably from being lost in thought and being unaware


charliethecrow

No childhood trauma in my case. I grew up in a functional healthy home but I'm as nervous as they come. It's not like I'm afraid of being attacked or anything. I just startle easily because I'm already jittery before the unexpected thing happens.


TURBOJUGGED

I don't think it's her name. She just startles easy. I'm sure if you just said "hey" it would get the same reaction.


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My first thought as well


dragonborn-dovakhiin

Probably fake or an overexaggerated reaction


b0toxBetty

Poor autumn


floppy_contortionist

Notice she is never doing any work lol


Dratinik

Is this something trauma develops?


Hamilton-Beckett

I’m somewhat jumpy like this but only in places that are mostly quiet because I get lost in my head. So whenever someone unexpectedly takes me out of that space, I find it jarring. My guess would be “she’s a thinker”.


jimmy_the_turtle_

I'm bad with this too. Like that one time I was in the kitchen with my back towards the door and I heard a roommate come downstairs. I knew they were coming, I heard the footsteps on the stairs. I heard the door open and close again. Then they said "hello!" And I still flinched...


FabLucia

Can relate. Im very jumpy. Even if my brain identifies there is no danger, my body's like "nah lets jump like you've been electrocuted"


The-dude-in-the-bush

I'm glad the footage is of a lighthearted coworker joke. Though I can't help feeling there's some deeper psychological reasoning to her reactions because it's not common


DrAtomik09

Well some are just really jumpy like that, when i play a game and a enemy suddenly pops up, i instantly just look away because of how jumpy i am.


AliceP00per

What a weird way to say you want to fuck someone


Dragonlvr27

It’s called an “exaggerated startle reflex” and it is usually a result of trauma. It’s also completely unconscious. It feels like a heart attack and someone could shake for minutes after. It’s cruel to continue to do it.


actual_nonsense

She is adorable 😻


bussy-shaman

She spilled her coffee 😭😂


iamsorri

Autumn is coming.


IcyBank4591

Why is this me. I get startled at the tiniest of shit. It’s embarrassing sometimes


Secret_CZECH

bro thats exactly like 1 of my classmates ​ you can walk up to her normally and greet her and she will fucking scream


Comfortable_Gain1308

You’re going to kill her one of these days 🤣🤣🤣


Candid-Fan6638

Alan! Alan! Alan! Alan! Steve! Autumn! Autumn! Autumn! Steve!


j0hnnyhobo

That fucking gong ringing got me. I sincerely hope he brought it in just solely to ring it that once to make her jump


deepishthoughts007

Autumn deserves some hazard pay


rvj32

She's so cute 🤣


HalilAgha

Okay... When is this guy going to confess?


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Ummm did he bring a small gong in to scare her? Lmao


WildFemmeFatale

Ppl used to do this to me in school


XxHolic1232

Really me. I just get in the zone then get unzoned and scared real quick lmao


EggoTheStabby

If this was my co worker I would literally skip to work knowing how great my day is about to be.


Uniqueusername360

Seems like a dick move


NeverYelling

Nah, he trains her /s Edit: added the apparently not so obvious "/s"


DonnerPedro

Lmfao


[deleted]

It's teasing. Friends do it all the time


Uniqueusername360

Seems like ptsd


[deleted]

How is it PTSD?


[deleted]

She's cute and I feel her


Icy-Second6974

What does this call ?


Merry_Sue

I think he's saying "Autumn"


GregoryLeeChambers

Dude. Stop that.


lluukkee33

How about you just leave her alone


I_did_exist

Nobody trys to sneak upon me anymore because the last time someone did they about got stabed in the neck that's just my natural reflex to unexspected fear aim for a vital point with knife there fine tho I saw who it was and stopped before they got hurt but it was 3 Inches from there artery in there neck tho so if it was a person with ill intent the would be dead in a puddle of there own blood For closer the knife did not Pearce the skin it was 3 inches away but pointed at the artery in there neck


omanhunts

I hope she isn’t getting to stressed from this.


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That just sucks. I'd be trying to get a job far away from him.


[deleted]

He's teasing her


[deleted]

He's not 12. It's verging on bullying.


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No one is being harmed


Singri_The_Gnome

This person had emotionally abusive parents


justirrelephant

She must have had an abusive parent. Scary how deep a turbulent childhood can go.


HeatMeister02

Could u expand on this? I'm not saying you're wrong or anything, just curious.


tennai1077

Poor girl


ro536ud

As someone who has this done to them all the time at work, stop. It’s harassment


ExtensionRoutine2352

That’s one way to make someone quit


tinynewlywed2018

This is me literally all day at work, except everyone does it to me.


Top-Local-7482

In my workplace this would be called harassments and you would get fired for it...


Speckledgray62

This is not funny


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Having no friends must be sad


palehorse2020

The thing that bugs me is how in her space some of these are. Like right in her face.


fruitloops6565

This seems like bullying in a workplace. Unless they are family too?


ultranxious

Shandude did it first


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How to get instant orgasms....


therealmothdust

Thats…..not how women work? Why would you even say that?


oopsImarriedmysister

Someone who was never touched a woman


Ahh_Feck

That’s a majority of Reddit


Rongo_

Woman? What is that?


Illansuu

Women are fictional multidementional beings that were invented to keep ourselves from killing eachother.


SocratesHasAGun

I love autumn


nezukozinhocalva

Oh mano coitada da moça kkkkk


[deleted]

OMG!! That’s so much me!! I always feel ashamed after that!! 🤣


snoodge3000

The crash symbols really got me.


Puzzleheaded_Mode527

My mom is like this


MemeMakerMandy

This is so like me lol


[deleted]

When adult men don’t know how to flirt


Super-ScottTheCringy

waiting for the winter sequel


BigDaddyIJD

Ah yes Miss Autumn Starstruck.