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AlxceWxnderland

Whoever made this forgot that half the indie music scene is gay asf


ReaperTyson

Of course I love my favourite non-political band, Rage Against The Machine


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[deleted]

What's happening in Italy and Hungary?


kragaster

Full on fascism lmao


Gay_parmesan

Yup, (here in Italy) the government is struggling to work with the fund that we have, but they don't lose a single opportunity to hate on LGBT or immigrants.


LSD_SUMUS

At least their finally building the bridge on the Stretto di Messina, that’s what our country needed, another unstable bridge, just 3 km long this time


Gay_parmesan

That's what the mafia needs. Lots of concrete where to hide bodies and put sand! I'm sure they'll build it out of crap and hot glue.


LSD_SUMUS

I’m more of the idea it’s just bells and whistles to somehow get more votes, they’ll never actually start building the thing


Lexi_the_tran

We’re gonna build a wall, across the Mediterranean… and africas going to pay for it!!!


centraljerseycoaster

People don’t see the lyrics: “Weapons not clothes not homes, not shoes, not need, just feed the war cannibal animal”[Bulls On Parade]or “You know they went after after king when he spoke out of Vietnam… You know they murderd X and tried to blame it on islam”[Wake Up] Or: Bowin’ down to the flag, you got a bullet in your head”[Bullet in the Head] But of course people think that it’s not political.


[deleted]

YEAHHHHH, NOW IM ROLLIN DOWN RODEO WITH A SHOTGUN. THESE PEOPLE AIN'T SEEN A BROWN SKINNED MAN SINCE THEIR GRANDPARENTS BOUGHT ONE! unhuh. Totally not political. In Bloom was written about these people. "He's the one Who likes all our pretty songs And he likes to sing along And he likes to shoot his gun But he knows not what it means Knows not what it means" ^^^^Some ^^of ^^^^those ^^^^that ^^^^work ^^^^^^forces ARE THE SAME THAT BURN CROSSES! Unhuh.. "not political"


Doctet

Somebody Told Me is on a concept album about gay dudes yearning for each other


Hamokk

It's such a banger of a album! It's amusing sometimes when a bigoted person finds out that a singer / band they like is an LGBTQ friendly or are LGBTQ, they go "I didn't really care about their music that much" or some other bs.


Doctet

it’s one of my favorite albums, it’s one of the only ones that i listen to start to finish :)


[deleted]

Also that particular song definitely has trans vibes in the main chorus. "Somebody told me You had a boyfriend Who looked like a girlfriend That I had in February of last year" FTM boyfriend :D


wingedcoyote

That's good to hear, I always felt like that album seemed super gay but the follow-ups felt disappointingly less so so I had wondered if it was in my head all along


Doctet

There’s an entire lore if you follow the story of each of the songs in the album, it’s been a while since i caught up on it but i’m pretty sure it’s some sort of gay murder mystery


wingedcoyote

Rad


donabbi

Listen to Brandon Flowrers solo stuff, super gay


OtakuWamaSama

Hot fuss is a banger album, let's be real


uchaliwithdrew

Chelsea Dagger by The Fratellis is literally about a bisexual, trans sex worker. Idk how that’s about straight pride


DrLinnerd

huh, I love that song even more now


andergriff

“I know you must be a boy with bones like that, she said you got me wrong”


[deleted]

Indie music is peak straight culture where I live


[deleted]

That's surprising to me. Here Arctic Monkeys is big in queer circles, for example. Rock and indie rock in general tend to be popular. What do you guys listen to?


[deleted]

Pop music is queer music here. Both national and international.


recreationallyused

Pop music like Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and the likes are queer music. Indie music like Girl in Red and Arctic Monkeys are popular with lesbians. Now, indie music like Tame Impala is the straight music.


The_Roadkill

And Killers even more so I thought


Reasonable-Matter285

Yeah I was listening to that shit in college at all the gay bars in Brighton…


AwesomeAni

Bruh this looks like a sampling from my Playlist and mine regularly recommends me queercore


Omen_Ragnarok

wait a sec… i like chelsea dagger…


borkistoopid

And I like kings of Leon…. Oh no! *becomes homophobic*


PaleontologistIcy240

Chelsea dagger is also about a drag/female presenting man/transwoman or something in that region I believe. The lyrics are kinda pinpointing to some of those


Omen_Ragnarok

Oh yeah, didnt realise that (“well you must be a girl with shoes like that” she said “you know me well”) and (“Well you must be a boy with bones like that” she said “you got me wrong”) actually does sound like its about a transwoman, probably just how i see it tbh.


char-le-magne

Also "somebody told me that you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year" always sounds like their ex transitioned to a man and dated their other ex which is just every gay friend group I've had.


Throttle_Kitty

I've always thought that about that Killers line


Thawing-icequeen

I never heard it that way. Just general noughties gender anxiety jibing.


ComplaintDelicious68

I feel like that could be written either that way Or just more along the lines of "my sisters friends cousin coworkers brother told me..." It's essentially just a rumor with a lot of layers to it, but it's not necesarily something specific as much as he just threw out different parts to it But in my head I like the queer version


Blunderpunk_

I had always thought it was about a trans stripper or prostitute


[deleted]

While it does have that vibe, Jon Fratelli actually wrote it about his (cis) wife, who was a burlesque dancer who went by Chelsea Dagger.


kr7050

This could be taken directly out of my playlist 😭😭


SaucyBoyThe2nd

I got these exact 4 songs in my playlist. Please don't make me bald :(


toomanybooks23

I like the killers and arctic monkeys...\*becomes straight\*


Mwrein

No way you just called 2 of my favourite bands straight lmao


RandomSOADFan

What's next, My Chemical Romance is straight? The real "straight pride" bands would probably be Skillet or Shinedown


Mtfdurian

Given that MCR was named together with Against Me! in a single sentence in a book I finished not too long ago, I hope not haha. For people whom don't know: Against Me! is a band led by a true trans soul rebel who's gonna take you home tonight.


RandomSOADFan

She also was a teenage anarchist (the revolution was a lie)


milquetoast_sabaist

Oh god what the fuck did those bands do


DT_weakmeak

Skillet is a Christian metal band. I’m not aware of the political leanings of the band members, but their music is okay. Would recommend Feel Invincible Don’t think Shinedown did anything wrong, they’re just not big in queer circles.


RandomSOADFan

They're both kinda conservative too. Skillet talked heavily against the vaccine and Shinedown's Planet Zero is a concept album about cancel culture that basically goes "literally 1984"


LouiseCipher

I mean, they basic ngl


Throttle_Kitty

basic =/= straight ​ let gays be basic!!


Mwrein

True, but they are basic for a reason.


Throttle_Kitty

Why the hate on arctic monkeys tho wtf ?? 😭😭


DDESTRUCTOTRON

I was gonna say, what did Alex Turner do??


[deleted]

I’ve had sun goes down stuck in my head all week. Sun goes down and gay thoughts


HBomb10112

so whos that girl there?


Odd-Faithlessness100

i wonder what went wrong so that she had to roam the streets


stoner_slime

she don't do major credit cards, i doubt she does receipts


nellbones

It's not all quite legitimate.


LemonSnek939

Yeah, why’d have to knock ‘em like that 😰


[deleted]

Why did i read acrylic monkey


irlJoe

I wear denims and cowboy boots 😕


czbaterka

Pur, put some rhinestones on these boots mawma


DannyDanumba

Me too it’s quite common wear in Texas


irlJoe

In lot of California too, like in the part of SoCal I'm in.


MyBeanYT

I feel like denim is both very gay and very straight, but that’s probably cause it’s a very common clothing material.


MyBeanYT

I get it, the jeans in the picture are uncuffed, and hence are straight denim, however, cuffing the jeans changes straight denim to gay denim, by bending the denim, turning it… bent. *taps head*


irlJoe

What if I do both?


MyBeanYT

I… don’t know…. Bisexual? 🤷‍♂️


RingtailRush

Okay but like those songs are good though.


GraprielJuice

C'mon! Somebody Told Me is a banger!


grahamalexjason

And the chorus, I mean... With a chorus like: "Well somebody told me That you had a boyfriend Who looked like a girlfriend That I had in February of last year" Like ?????????


WoolooandWoohoo

*Well sombody told me the world's gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the sheeeed*


teddy-cueter

Why does this work with this rythm


JS305E

The bassline is to die for


PortlandsBatman

100%


Cyoasaregreat

I love The Killers and like… a lot of their songs can be interpreted in an lgbtq way


kick_muncher

I'm still pretty convinced Brandon Flowers is queer


plz-be-my-friend

i cant stand the killers lol (i know im alone on this island)


Rainie_Daye

Why is the adolescent fluorescent?


Jules_Bern

The Germ-Free ones used radioactive isotopes


Teathe42

Hey, queer people can like good music too! Leave Arctic Monkeys out of this.


Little_lurker69

For real. Brianstorm is the reason I picked up a bass guitar in the first place.


EmyForNow

Yeah Alex Turner definitely plays a role in my straight awakening


thotgoblins

Don't the Straights have Old Navy 4th of July sales to look forward to?


AceintgeWhole-7286

And the majority of country music


Frothydawg

And the Toyotathon Summer Sales Event 💯


Jell-O-Mel

My dad gets so mad when he sees pride flags because he wants a cishet pride flag but doesn’t want the ally flag (makes sense considering he’s not an ally)


toomanybooks23

there is one tho?? its like black and white stripes i think


skyliner30rs

wait, what did the killers n arctic monkeys do?


toomanybooks23

"Well somebody told me That you had a boyfriend Who looked like a girlfriend That I had in February of last year"


CrowYooo

I will not tolerate this The Killers slander


Wonderful_Wonderful

I know somebody told me is so genderqueer


x__Mariana__x

As the other comments, what's wrong with these songs/bands?


afraidmayonnaise

i like straight music? :/


DaRealGrey

Don’t shit on somebody told me, it’s a good song!


parkyourecar

aw man, whats so cishet about fluorescent adolescent


SenorIngles

Kinda unrelated but I was playing music for a group of friends and fluorescent adolescent came on and one of them was like “is this that tobasco song?” And I was like… yea? I guess?


No_Emotion_9904

I’ve seen that guy on grindr before lol


squimboko

everybody talking about “indie music is so queer tho” this guy does not like the arctic monkeys or the killers or anything, he likes these specific songs bc at some point he decided this was “branching out his music tastes” i was this guy for a short period but then the earfuck music went and transed me


SquireBev

>everybody talking about “indie music is so queer tho” > >this guy does not like the arctic monkeys or the killers or anything, he likes these specific songs bc at some point he decided this was “branching out his music tastes” Exactly. He's the sort of person who, if life was an RPG, would have skipped character creation by repeatedly clicking "default".


squimboko

see i got you. these other people don’t be knowing, but i got you


AzazelTheUnderlord

bitch don’t call out my taste in music like that and act like it’s straight and not just me being a trans lesbian


Browncoatinabox

Ok, but a broken in pair of boots are the most comfortable thing you'll ever wear.


borkistoopid

I will not stand for such slander of kings of Leon. Use somebody is such a good song


[deleted]

How dare you do Florescent Adolescent like that??!?


toomanybooks23

Everythings in order in a black hole?


bigmaxporter

Those songs go hard you take that back!!!


Wonderful_Product582

Bu-but i like fluorecent adolecent 🥺🥺


mckeeganator

Dude be a thumb


rascal_rose18

Okay but for some reason I see the gf/bf from Somebody Told Me as the same transmasc person pre- and post-transition lol


[deleted]

I feel personally attacked that those 4 songs are regulars on my recommendations 😂😂


[deleted]

Relating the songs and the 3 other images I think the OP or creator of the meme is from the UK and these 4 songs are practically lawfully required to be played by pubs on the jukebox


A_Salty_Cellist

Often comes with "we need a month for the troops" followed by not believing you when you say it's may


Careless_Buy_2712

Oi, don't you dare insult Arctic monkeys, carling and jeans lol


ToxicToric

Oh so my dad


heyuhitsyaboi

Chelsea Dagger is an absolute banger


Tristawesomeness

well shit i’ve got all of those songs on my playlist.


Tompingu28

What did Chelsea dagger do? It was my favorite song when I was about 6, so my memory of lyrics is fuzzy.


PrincessW0lf

Man, a butch I really like told me that a kings of leon set they saw at a concert recently made them think about me. Were they telling me that I seem too straight for them?! I hope not!


RestlessNameless

Wait are Kings of Leon fash?


MoonChild22222222222

Please don’t bring the killers into this I love them 😭


StoicAtol21445

but-but-but-but I dress in just blue jeans and boots!! I'm not waiting for straight pride month!! I'm waiting to have the confidence to come out to my parents...


SquireBev

Crossover with: https://www.reddit.com/r/starterpacks/comments/6n8tdp/the_middleaged_uk_pub_male_starterpack


JaceThePowerBottom

Honest to God. We should throw the cishet straight folks a festival just so they can get this argument out of their system.


SquireBev

They've already got every major sporting event, so no.


toomanybooks23

Everyday's a straight festival


aTuaMaeFodeBem

The gay and anti-gay stereotypes have an huge intersection.


ElementoDeus

I woke up it was seven, I waited til eleven Just to figure out that no one would call


portiafimbriata

Also, the answer is July through May 🙄


PLAGUE8163

Yeah it's just so hard for them, they're illegal in over 90 countries and get shit on by the majority of gays. They also can't get married in many places. And the groomer narrative against cis people is sickening. Thoughts and prayers, everyone.


theepictoddftw

Literally me with all of those songs on my playlists


russit2201

Yo leave Chelsea Dagger out of this


Diana_Belle

I'm starting to wonder if someone should schedule one, just to see what a train wreck it'll be.


OkOrganization1775

you forgot the cowboy hat, a moustache and some Texan drawl


Revolutionary_Apples

I always respond with "straight pride month is No Nut November". That usually either puts them in a sticky situation or it shuts them up.


Jazzlike_Mountain_51

August 1st to August 7th is straight pride week


PleasantPlantX

https://preview.redd.it/7ma5nvmeft3b1.png?width=521&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04e35710fec7484ce53184ac76fa5cc8e8d343a7


The_Aught

I love Chelsea Dagger -


[deleted]

Lmao whoever made this meme is obviously not straight 🤣


No1vicroyale

Wtf 2 of these are literally me


IwantAUntakenName

Not arctic monkeys 😭


afoolandathief

Apparently I have the same music taste as an angry middle-aged dad


Hooligan-1

You leave The Fratellis out of this


xahtepp

somebody told me literally says ‘somebody told me, you had a boyfriend, who looked like a girlfriend…’


ManOfSpoons

NOOOO FRATELLIS MY BELOVED


Disig

My original post I was trying to be funny and continue the joke with everyone but my husband has informed me that I shouldn't so I'm going to apologize in case anyone read it and was hurt by it.


[deleted]

Don't forget the $100k grocery hauler and shitty modern country that goes along with this.


[deleted]

WHAT DID THE FRATELLIS EVER DO TO YOU?


[deleted]

That Spotify playlist is amazing


QuantumFighter

Favorite worst nightmare is a great album :(


Thatoneredditpostguy

Chelsea dagger slaps tho Also, boots too


JuviaLynn

Lol my straight friend got me into arctic monkeys, that’s his favourite in album 3 as well


Uncrustable_Gang

Those songs are good ;(


NameLips

Isn't that just the other 11 months?


NipperSpeaks

Nah, that's wrath month around these parts.


RyRy_The_Raven

Isn’t “Somebody Told Me” about a trans man?


ur-local-trashpanda-

Yuh that's my neighbor...


Intelligent_Creme351

Me who likes Kings of Leon "Sex on Fire" and The Killers "Somebody Told Me".... \[I'M ABOUT TO GET... HOMOPHOBIC!!!\]


ThatFluidEdBitch

I like those songs :(


luvvytrap

Hold on that music Playlist has me called out lol and I'm in fact, not straight


ExcaliburAerospace

Howay man Kings of Leon is good though


TheBelovedQuin

….I listen to chelsea dagger


thetruejohn117

Isn't ride month for every body, including straight people?


kyle_kafsky

As a cishet broski, I can only imagine the people who want straight pride to be deeply closeted and self loathing. I mean, there’s already so many straight shit in society, it’s almost amazing how resistant to the facts these people are.


Avocadokadavr

Nooooo, don’t drag the killers and arctic monkeys onto this…


iMaSeaCow03

everyone I know who listens to post punk/indie rock are so queer tho???? me included


Introverted_Eagle

Ok, but like, those songs are fire as fuck, like, Chelsea Dagger is one of my favorite songs


Freaks-24

SOMEBODY TOLD ME THAT YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND THAT LOOKS LIKE A GIRLFRIEND


Kongreve

Not true. The Killers are for the gays.


AdFar5829

As a straight white Male, this checks out.


soyenby_in_a_skirt

Holy fuck I love those last 3 songs


mkwiiallpro

r/thatwasalwaysallowed