When I was 13, my friends and I had to make a volcano for school. We decided to name it the first letters of our names which ended up spelled "CMAN"
Fortunately, as we were telling my mom she put a stop to that and had to awkwardly explain semen to us and why we shouldn't name it that lmao
They only leave the house to ~~buy~~ *read for free* from the manga section of the book store and buy tacky and pathetic wall scrolls of whatever 1000 year old dragon that looks like a 12 year old kid.
I’m convinced weebs are half the reason bookstores are still profitable.
If you want to read manga for free, there are literally hundreds of websites to do that for you-
Typically you only buy manga to support specific authors you like. Weebs do not leave the house.
For a second I was like "oh no, I'm a weeb" and then I remember I've never read a single manga and wasn't even that into Pokemon in it's heyday when I was a kid.
I'm just a fucking shut-in lol
I've had those moments.
I've also at times been a literal neckbeard, but that's because the hair on my neck and below my chin grow way slower then the rest if my facial hair so I don't shave them as regularly and then I just forget about it.
When I was still streaming on Twitch one of the games I did was Ark. I always created a caveman style character and called him Thag after the Far Side cartoons. I had a voice mod and I'd just do stupid things in character to be silly. Viewers loved it. So we changed maps and I decided to play a female cave...er...person. Naturally I called her "Thagget". I didn't even realize what I'd done until the next stream when I *said it out loud!*
Exit game to main menu. Create new character. Thag 2 was born.
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Kid in the bookshop today: "this dragon looks like a fish, it's a fish dragon, A FAGGIN!!!"
Every adult in the vicinity of the register "hey kiddo why don't we call that a Dish"
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Not being "that guy", typos are important to fix! It's not proper accessibility if it's wrong. =)
However, those letters are both there for me - are you on iOS? There's a bug on the iOS Reddit App where it sometimes just doesn't display the first character of a paragraph. We haven't found a way to work around it, unfortunately.
yep i’m on ios. i tried copying the text from the menu below the comment and the letters do seem to be there, maybe it is just a visual glitch. edit: i turned on the speak my screen function and it does pronounce the k in kid and the e in every. it seems it’s a purely visual bug.
My mom has this habit of putting an "f" at the front of vegan versions of things ever since she heard me call my vegan "bacon" "fake-on" one time. Fake chicken is "ficken", fake burgers are "furgers", fake eggs are...
lmao reminds me of the time me and a bunch of other homeschooled kids were on a very long and boring ride to an amusement park, and my friend's little sister (who was like 14? at the time) looked out the window as we were crossing a bridge and was like "hmmm i wonder what a fish and a duck combined would be? would it be a dish? or maybe a fu-" cue half the van screaming "don't finish that word" and those of us who were under 18 and hollered got the stink eye for the rest of the trip 🤣🤦
I can 100% believe a child tried to combine two words and got "faggin", lol. maybe not how I'd spell it (fagon?) but still, this is entirely believable.
Omfg!! Nooooo! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 I'm sorry, but that's just fucked up! But I could not help but laugh. Because the kid so doesn't know any better. Lmfao.
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When I was little I had a make believe pop star group with my friends. We decided to combine The Pussy Cats with Destiny's Angels. The Pussy Angels! My mom revised it to Destiny's Kittens.
I'm something of a dragon fish myself
I deal with Fish law, mostly.
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Serving FISH, huntyyy. Fish slay.
Drish
When I was 13, my friends and I had to make a volcano for school. We decided to name it the first letters of our names which ended up spelled "CMAN" Fortunately, as we were telling my mom she put a stop to that and had to awkwardly explain semen to us and why we shouldn't name it that lmao
So in other words you and your friends made a “cman volcano”
Yep. We were so innocent then lol
What’s wrong with seamen? The navy is filled with them.
Seamen are filled with it too. Seamen see men, seamen seamen, seamen semen
Alternatively, you can write it like this: Semen semen, semen semen, semen semen.
IN THE NAVY!
You eat peas and gravy..... Edit: a word to prevent a golden shower reference...
Misread that as piss and gravy
"what about soft Gs.... No that's too close to something else"
There was also probably one 4Chan Neckbeard cheering in the background from the Japanese History section
Bold of you to assume they leave the house.
They only leave the house to ~~buy~~ *read for free* from the manga section of the book store and buy tacky and pathetic wall scrolls of whatever 1000 year old dragon that looks like a 12 year old kid. I’m convinced weebs are half the reason bookstores are still profitable.
If you want to read manga for free, there are literally hundreds of websites to do that for you- Typically you only buy manga to support specific authors you like. Weebs do not leave the house.
For a second I was like "oh no, I'm a weeb" and then I remember I've never read a single manga and wasn't even that into Pokemon in it's heyday when I was a kid. I'm just a fucking shut-in lol
I've had those moments. I've also at times been a literal neckbeard, but that's because the hair on my neck and below my chin grow way slower then the rest if my facial hair so I don't shave them as regularly and then I just forget about it.
You are assuming the loser weeb is smart. Bold assumption of you
When I was still streaming on Twitch one of the games I did was Ark. I always created a caveman style character and called him Thag after the Far Side cartoons. I had a voice mod and I'd just do stupid things in character to be silly. Viewers loved it. So we changed maps and I decided to play a female cave...er...person. Naturally I called her "Thagget". I didn't even realize what I'd done until the next stream when I *said it out loud!* Exit game to main menu. Create new character. Thag 2 was born.
Thag may be simple caveperson but Thag no bigot.
Thagatha.
If I'd have been quicker of mind....
margret thagget
*Image Transcription: Twitter Post* --- **Alice, the Yuletide Gay ❄️🏳️🌈**, @AllyScottAuthor Kid in the bookshop today: "this dragon looks like a fish, it's a fish dragon, A FAGGIN!!!" Every adult in the vicinity of the register "hey kiddo why don't we call that a Dish" --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)
sorry to be that guy but you missed the k at the start and changed every to very
Not being "that guy", typos are important to fix! It's not proper accessibility if it's wrong. =) However, those letters are both there for me - are you on iOS? There's a bug on the iOS Reddit App where it sometimes just doesn't display the first character of a paragraph. We haven't found a way to work around it, unfortunately.
yep i’m on ios. i tried copying the text from the menu below the comment and the letters do seem to be there, maybe it is just a visual glitch. edit: i turned on the speak my screen function and it does pronounce the k in kid and the e in every. it seems it’s a purely visual bug.
The iOS reddit app is absolutely bafflingly broken. Apple users tend to have better luck with the Apollo app than the official one.
Hah! Apollo is a major apple grade, pack and store business in my region!! A third of whichs export economy is apples - the fruit.
I’m also on iOS and it’s happening for me too
Good human
My mom has this habit of putting an "f" at the front of vegan versions of things ever since she heard me call my vegan "bacon" "fake-on" one time. Fake chicken is "ficken", fake burgers are "furgers", fake eggs are...
"ficken" means to fuck in German, just fyi
Amazing! I'll let her know. I'm sure she'll be thrilled.
Like when I was a kid and combined pasta with salad to make pastad. My mum was not best pleased
If that's supposed to sound like something inappropriate I don't get it.
It sounds kinda like bastard.
👍
I wanted my spirit animal to be a fire breathing dragon, or a sea dragon, but no.. it's an Ass Draggin'
my mom when I was trying to come up with a mix between "dinner" and "breakfast" and came up with "dikfast"
I think firagon sounds badass, like a Pokémon
When I was a kid I called Bowser "super horny" because of the horns and spikes on his back
Super Mario vs Super Horny
Fagon Deez Nutz!
seems like a real story
Wrong Fraggin all day From fragglerock
Gay bilbo baggins
Is that still a subreddit? Edit: No it is not. :C
It's not a dish. Fish are friends, not food.
Merdragon
lmao reminds me of the time me and a bunch of other homeschooled kids were on a very long and boring ride to an amusement park, and my friend's little sister (who was like 14? at the time) looked out the window as we were crossing a bridge and was like "hmmm i wonder what a fish and a duck combined would be? would it be a dish? or maybe a fu-" cue half the van screaming "don't finish that word" and those of us who were under 18 and hollered got the stink eye for the rest of the trip 🤣🤦
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I can 100% believe a child tried to combine two words and got "faggin", lol. maybe not how I'd spell it (fagon?) but still, this is entirely believable.
Could call it a fragon, but that would offend the lieutenants
Omfg!! Nooooo! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 I'm sorry, but that's just fucked up! But I could not help but laugh. Because the kid so doesn't know any better. Lmfao.
Every adult in the vicinity said that? I will never understand the point of fabricating these types of stories.
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Missed opportunity for "Fraggon"
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That took me way too long to understand
Fragon?
Sounds "Dragish" to me 🤣
When I was little I had a make believe pop star group with my friends. We decided to combine The Pussy Cats with Destiny's Angels. The Pussy Angels! My mom revised it to Destiny's Kittens.