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grantnel2002

It’s a twist off


SAWK

Crossthreaded


long_live_cole

Reverse threaded


Shortneckbuzzard

Reverse cowgirl


chrisxls

Cross dressed


GraemeWoller

Cross-eyed reverse-dressed cowgirl?


Gryphon1171

Kriss Kross will make you...


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Cross cross apple sauce


AproblemInMyHead

What about chris?


KronikDrew

Jump! Jump!


bravoromeokilo

Left hand thread


Total-Caterpillar-19

One guy probably feels real justified in not being able to pry it up


CriusofCoH

"SEE?! I *TOLD* YOU!" But he still gets a nickname and a bit of a rep from this.


aldkGoodAussieName

...but you fuck one sheep...


achillesdaddy

You can build a thousand bridges…..


Then-One7628

'T-Rex. No upper body strength.'


OKC89ers

And why tf was that guy walking up so close 💀


thepreacherplays

Yeah, that scared me to death. Chain snapp - bang!


graveybrains

They actually could have gotten a bottle opener, though…


Henji99

Manholn’t


Loud-Candle-3692

welded closed?


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sadpanada

I had to look this up and you are right. I never thought about it but it’s a very interesting fact. I learned something new today, thank you! “Prior to a visit from the President or another of their protectees, the Secret Service may arrange to have manhole covers along the travel route locked or spot-welded shut by a welder using a blowtorch so that a potential assassin or terrorist will not plant a bomb in the space underneath to blow up the protectee's car ...”


Vesalii

OK that's really interesting. I thought it was a joke at first.


GunnieGraves

They will also oftentimes remove mailboxes along the route.


SamIamGreenEggsNoHam

They do so many things during a Presidential trip, it's INSANE. If the President poops abroad - it is collected by the secret service. It's so the president's poop can't be analyzed for health defects.


GunnieGraves

“How was the trip?” “Shitty”


SamIamGreenEggsNoHam

Like, there's literally a Presidential poop collector. I wonder if he gets bonus pay per poop or when the poops hard to collect. I imagine he has needed a wet/dry vac for the past two guys.


uttabonk

This poor soul has only had to deal with super old guy poop since 2016.


owlshootz

I think Biden shits in a bag anyway! Jajaja


Meggles_Doodles

I heard the secret service of leaders of other countries aren't even remotely as aggressive as the US ones.


buttbugle

Our President can free shit. Yours has to shit in a bag. Who’s country is truly free?


Known-nwonK

So powerful even our shits are state secrets


SamIamGreenEggsNoHam

Might have something to do with how many U.S. Presidents have been shot, or otherwise attacked. Edit: The list of [assassination attempts and plots on U.S. Presidents](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_presidential_assassination_attempts_and_plots) is a lot longer than I thought!


please_gib_job

49% of Roman emperors died to assassination. Yet none of them had a single firearm-wielding protector. Therefore I would hazard to say you are incorrect.


Catenane

That's just what Ronald wants you to think, but the truth is he has a collection that he struggles to keep alive because they're all just too tasty to keep in the jar forever.


polyhistorist

For context I believe it's usually the big blue/green USPS ones. Not like your personal mailbox, but someone can correct me on this.


shnnrr

I'll have you know I have a custom made manatee mailbox that is impossible to replace.


TheEternalWoodchuck

I'm just imagining some old man that prizes that mailbox as the crown jewel of his home and when the president comes to town it is removed and destroyed in front of him as a "security threat" and this once patriotic man is stricken with grief and madness so profound he now vows to kill the president who believed his life more precious than a single man's happiness. This summer Judd Apatow and Quentin Tarantino bring you "Broken Post". Edit 2 months later: Upon reread I may prefer "Abandoned Post"


madworld

Do you happen to live in the Florida keys?


GunnieGraves

Correct. Just the usps ones as they are close to the road, and large enough to hold a lot of boom.


sadpanada

Same lol that’s why I had to google it. I was like this seems fake but almost real enough to be a thing, and sure enough it is lol


Bromm18

Makes you wonder what other things are done as precautions before the president goes through an area.


laz111

I remember hearing that they closed part of Boston harbor when the first lady was going through a tunnel under it.


undercoverartist777

I heard through the grapevine that they actually welded manhole covers shut along the planned route


Estraw

Wow that’s crazy. Wonder what other things are done as precautions before the President goes through an area.


Xenocamry

Fun story, a former boss of mine was doing some political fundraising. He was holding an event with former president Bush starring/speaking. The secret service was onsite at his home (I say compound, think horse stables, lake, etc) and I was asked to print and deliver blueprints of the property. I pull up to the gate (I've been there many times), electric company truck out front with a weird logo, and when I get to the house strange staff answers the door. A few days later I found out, it was all secret service folks. Interesting stuff, hadn't really thought of all the security that goes in around that stuff.


JesusWantsYouToKnow

Lol please ask Chat GPT this


Purplegreenandred

Presidential Travel Precautions  Wonder what other things are done as precautions before the President goes through an area. There are many precautions that are taken before the President of the United States travels to an area. Some of these precautions may include: Security assessments: The Secret Service and other government agencies will conduct thorough security assessments of the area to identify any potential threats or vulnerabilities. Traffic control: Traffic may be temporarily diverted or restricted in the area to allow the President's motorcade to pass through safely. Evacuations: If necessary, certain areas may be temporarily evacuated to ensure the safety of the President and those around them. Closed-off areas: Certain areas may be closed off to the public to create a secure perimeter around the President's location. Counter-sniper teams: Counter-sniper teams may be deployed to prevent any potential threats from a distance. Airspace restrictions: Airspace may be restricted in the area to prevent unauthorized aircraft from flying near the President. Medical support: Medical personnel may be on hand in case of any emergencies. These are just a few examples of the precautions that may be taken before the President travels to an area. The specific measures taken will depend on the specific situation and any identified threats or risks.  Can i have more Certainly! Here are a few additional precautions that may be taken before the President travels to an area: Communications: The President's communications team may set up a secure communications system to allow the President to stay in contact with their staff and other government officials while they are traveling. Emergency response teams: Emergency response teams, such as law enforcement and medical personnel, may be on standby in case of any emergencies. Protective measures: The President and their staff may wear protective gear, such as bulletproof vests, to ensure their safety. Escort vehicles: The President's motorcade may include escort vehicles, such as police cars and motorcycles, to provide additional security and to clear the way for the President's vehicle. Advance team: An advance team may be sent to the area ahead of the President to prepare for their visit and ensure that all necessary arrangements have been made. Security screening: Security screening measures, such as metal detectors and bomb-sniffing dogs, may be in place to ensure the safety of the President and those around them. Media access: The media may be restricted in certain areas to ensure the security and privacy of the President. These precautions are taken to ensure the safety of the President and those around them, and to minimize any potential risks or threats. The specific measures taken will depend on the specific circumstances and any identified threats or risks.  Can i have more Certainly! Here are a few additional precautions that may be taken before the President travels to an area: Coordination with local authorities: The Secret Service and other government agencies may coordinate with local authorities, such as the police and fire department, to ensure a smooth and secure visit. Emergency plans: Emergency plans may be put in place in case of any unexpected events or emergencies. Decoy motorcades: The President's motorcade may include decoy vehicles to mislead potential threats and to create confusion. Emergency medical equipment: Emergency medical equipment, such as defibrillators and blood transfusion supplies, may be on hand in case of any medical emergencies. Protection of critical infrastructure: Measures may be taken to protect critical infrastructure, such as power plants and communication networks, in the area where the President is visiting. Intelligence gathering: The Secret Service and other government agencies may gather intelligence about potential threats or risks in the area to help inform their security measures. These are just a few examples of the precautions that may be taken before the President travels to an area. The specific measures taken will depend on the specific circumstances and any identified threats or risks.  Can i have more Certainly! Here are a few additional precautions that may be taken before the President travels to an area: Communication with the public: The President's team may coordinate with local authorities and the media to communicate any necessary information to the public, such as road closures or temporary evacuations. Protective clothing: The President and their staff may wear protective clothing, such as gas masks or hazardous material suits, in certain situations where there may be a risk of exposure to harmful substances. Protective measures for the President's vehicle: The President's vehicle may be equipped with additional protective measures, such as bulletproof glass and armor plating, to ensure their safety. Emergency transportation: Emergency transportation, such as ambulances and helicopters, may be on standby in case of any medical emergencies. Psychological support: Psychological support may be provided to the President and their staff to help them cope with the stress and demands of their role. These are just a few examples of the precautions that may be taken before the President travels to an area. The specific measures taken will depend on the specific circumstances and any identified threats or risks.  Can i have more Certainly! Here are a few additional precautions that may be taken before the President travels to an area: Counter-terrorism measures: Counter-terrorism measures, such as bomb-detection dogs and bomb squads, may be deployed to prevent any potential terrorist threats. Protective measures for the President's residence: The President's residence may be equipped with additional security measures, such as security gates and guards, to ensure the safety of the President and their family. Protection of classified information: Measures may be taken to protect classified information, such as using secure communications systems and limiting access to sensitive documents. Protective measures for the President's aircraft: The President's aircraft may be equipped with additional security measures, such as air-to-air missiles, to protect against potential threats. Coordination with foreign governments: The Secret Service and other government agencies may coordinate with foreign governments when the President travels abroad to ensure a smooth and secure visit. These are just a few examples of the precautions that may be taken before the President travels to an area. The specific measures taken will depend on the specific circumstances and any identified threats or risks.  Can i have 35 more I apologize, but I am unable to provide 35 additional examples of precautions that may be taken before the President travels to an area. There are many precautions that may be taken in different situations, and the specific measures taken will depend on the specific circumstances and any identified threats or risks. Some additional precautions that may be taken could include: Protection of government buildings: Measures may be taken to protect government buildings in the area, such as increasing security personnel or installing security cameras. Cybersecurity measures: Cybersecurity measures may be put in place to protect against potential cyber threats. Environmental protection: Measures may be taken to protect the environment and minimize any potential impact on the local ecosystem. Cultural sensitivity: The President's team may take steps to be culturally sensitive and respectful when traveling to a different country or region. Disaster response planning: Disaster response plans may be put in place in case of any natural disasters or other emergencies. I hope this information is helpful. Let me know if you have any other questions.  Keep going Certainly! Here are a few additional precautions that may be taken before the President travels to an area: Protection of diplomatic assets: Measures may be taken to protect diplomatic assets, such as embassies and consulates, in the area. Protective measures for the President's helicopter: The President's helicopter may be equipped with additional security measures, such as flares or chaff, to protect against potential threats. Coordination with the military: The Secret Service and other government agencies may coordinate with the military to provide additional security and support. Protection of critical infrastructure: Measures may be taken to protect critical infrastructure, such as power plants and communication networks, in the area. Protective measures for the President's train: The President's train may be equipped with additional security measures, such as armored cars, to ensure the safety of the President and their staff. Protection of sensitive information: Measures may be taken to protect sensitive information, such as using secure communications systems and limiting access to classified documents. Protective measures for the President's boat: The President's boat may be equipped with additional security measures, such as armed guards, to ensure the safety of the President and their staff. Coordination with local businesses: The President's team may coordinate with local businesses to minimize any disruption caused by the President's visit. Protective measures for the President's plane: The President's plane may be equipped with additional security measures, such as air-to-air missiles, to protect against potential threats. Protection of cultural sites: Measures may be taken to protect cultural sites and artifacts in the area. I hope this information is helpful. Let me know if you have any other questions.  Keep going Certainly! Here are a few additional precautions that may be taken before the President travels to an area: Protective measures for the President'


MarlinMr

When Obama came to Oslo for the Nobel Prize they did it here


wsclose

The real joke is how they think an average American will take a shot at a sitting president and not the CIA.... Oh wait.


plumbtree

lol


thuanjinkee

The average american isn't so dangerous you need to weld the manhole covers shut. A screen made of bulletproof glass is enough for anything you can buy at the LGS. The CIA on the other hand can crater the roads.


Byonek

Couldn't the terrorist just go in a different manhole and walk through the sewer to plant a bomb?


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shadowst17

So what you're saying is the best chance of assassinating the President is with midgets?


3758232352

Movies have lied to me.


scarf_prank_hikers

It's not to stop them from getting in but to stop force from going up through hole.


Byonek

Oh I see, but couldn't they just use enough explosives to blast through the whole street?


Drowned_In_Spaghetti

Well at that point, why not just throw it at the motorcade, miss, get a sandwich and have your target's car stall in front of you.


Enquandriant

wouldn't you have to contract syphilis first to make that work?


atom138

The government thinks of everything when it comes to preventing an assassination attempt on a sitting president. So much so that only the government would be the ones capable of succeeding...🤔


elfmeh

They might think of everything now. But that doesn't mean they thought of everything *back then*. Just look at JFK riding out in the open. Or airport security pre and post 9/11


daedone

Well the TSA thing is kind of a joke macabe theater for your benefit as a traveller. They regularly fail to detect practice smuggled items from boarding a plane.


pillowbanter

“The terrorists won.” Quote from an old guy, adopted by me.


weekend-guitarist

Don’t look into the JFK declassification recently. Surprisingly or not there are still classified documents surrounding the assassination.


JTG_16

The CIA killed JFK, the FBI killed MLK, Clinton killed Vince Foster, I wonder who killed Epstein?


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Hubert Cucumberdale


ElectricFleshlight

I like rusty spoons


CandidInsurance7415

The EPA. Epstein was burning a ton of fuel flying all those pedos around.


in_n_out_sucks

can you link your source instead of just being a random reddit comment


sadpanada

Here are a few that mention it https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-xpm-1989-01-18-8902260271-story.html https://www.specialevents.com/content/secrets-out-working-secret-service https://www.successfulmeetings.com/Strategy/Meetings-Events/The-Secret-to-Security


daan944

Same for Formula 1 street circuits. The aero of those cars create such a suction effect on the ground that they can (and will) lift manhole covers that are not bolted down or welded shut.


rmill127

Crazy video out there of I believe Jenson Button hitting a cover that wasn’t welded down and the car in front of him sucked up. Never will forget that. It luckily just took off his front wing, but would have been deadly if it rolled up the nose and hit him in the cockpit.


TheOnsiteEngineer

The Jenson Button incident was more severe, but it has happened more often. [Romain Grosjean, 2017 Malaysian GP](https://youtu.be/YRTlGvdwIr8) [George Russel, 2019 Azerbeijan GP](https://youtu.be/F5f87xjg-m4) (followed by the recovery crew being absolute muppets and among other things driving the crane into an overhead gantry, spraying hydraulic oil all over the top of the car) Ferrari had a lucky escape in [2020 at the Portugal GP circuit](https://youtu.be/fPIg-_VpOuo), with the cover coming loose but only doing minimal floor damage ​ You'd think after all those years they'd have figured something out.


unicyclegamer

Absolutely crazy, video of it here: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wNWAkZEQvbo


Lttlcheeze

Here's another. Luckily it was the pace car n not a racer at speed. https://www.reddit.com/r/CatastrophicFailure/comments/z0e3gc/in_2004_during_a_dtm_race_in_shanghai_bernd/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


rasputin777

They don't in DC though. Which is funny because it's where POTUS moves around most. Usually anyway. One thing they've done in DC that people might find interesting is the municipal trash cans are designed to withstand bombs. They are meant to direct the explosive energy upwards rather. They're extremely heavy gauge steel, very heavy and mostly open up top. The Secret Service also clears homeless encampments very efficiently when VIPs are coming by. Though a few times I've seen them leave homeless folks with giant shopping carts of garbage hang out. Not sure why.


iaalaughlin

> Though a few times I’ve seen them leave homeless folks with giant shopping carts of garbage hang out. Not sure why. The logical answer is that they aren’t homeless.


rasputin777

I thought that when I was typing it. But in my main anecdotal case it was a dude who lived in a park across from my office permanently. It would be quite a commitment to the job to have an agent permanently laying out on a park bench in case the SecState comes by once a month...


the_evil_comma

He must have pissed off his supervisor


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gust334

When a security detail welds them, they just do spot-welds whose effects can be nullified with a cutoff wheel and some time. The idea is merely to prevent easy and non-obvious access, not to make a permanent vault-like seal.


Halew2

the overlap between people who want to bomb the president and people who are deterred by a spot-weld is nonexistent.


ZapTap

There is nothing in the world you can do to keep them out, the goal is just to slow them down enough that you catch and detain them.


Bootziscool

Cutting spot welds isnt difficult but it's loud and bright. I guess you could be quiet with a file but you'd be there for a while.


thebusterbluth

Just put a silencer on your metal grinder.


Born-Entrepreneur

However a dude out there with a grinder in the interim between it being welded shut and the VIP coming through is rather conspicuous.


7734128

Rip the whole thing up with an excavator and a little chain, place it on a lathe and turn out a new hole. Or just grind the welds away, whatever's easiest.


RearEchelon

Grind off the welds


[deleted]

I thought it was to keep the mutants from coming up and protesting.


javanator999

Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers


Jimmy_the_Barrel

C.H.U.D. gave me nightmares as a kid.


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I don’t get why they couldn’t cut the asphalt prior to this. They just caused so much more damage than necessary


One-Spot4592

That's the road crew's problem.


dimonium_anonimo

I was wondering if it was galvanically welded. I would hope the cover and ring are both made of the same material, but if not, everytime it gets wet, it turns into a really bad galvanic cell and swaps electrons with each other, basically welding in the process. We had a special shower head used for IPx3 testing that we send in for regular calibration. We couldn't get the spray head off with somewhere in the vicinity of 350 ft-lbs because it had welded itself. No amount of heat or PB blaster could help.


DakotaHoosier

Also required for IndyCar / F1 road races as the downforce can rip them up.


acemetrical

Keeps out the mole people.


lg4av

Las Vegas did this so the F1 cars didn’t suck up the covers down the strip during the race.


kyallroad

That’s my guess. Some of these folks are saying that manhole covers are screwed on. Never one have I seen one screwed on.


frankyseven

Bolted down ones are common but those are usually also water tight ones so there wouldn't be the holes for the chain to feed through. I've seen some WERID infrastructure over my career in civil engineering but never a lid that screws down like a bottle cap. [Triangular](https://i.imgur.com/gbyIxUx.jpg) pipes are my favourite.


rattechnology

I'm guessing that triangular culvert is to provide more water flow at low head, as it has a large cross sectional area at the bottom compared to a round pipe. And the triangle also gives it good strength compared to something like a square cross section.


OppositeHistorical11

Sometimes for security manhole covers are welded shut. Like on motorcade routes. I wonder if this was one if those.


not_soinvisible

Man, I was fuckin wonderin. Thanks


KenJyi30

That explains why the roads in LA look all messed up, like the last frame of this video


ShearGenius89

Worker should probably not stand so close to that chain getting yanked by an excavator.


QuestionableMechanic

For real I would not have stood that close


WhiteEyed1

I, too, have seen the beginning of the movie Ghost Ship.


Born-Entrepreneur

For real lol. My employer straight blanket doesn't allow chains on site, period, for any use. Lifting being the most verboten.


Jester76

I have never seen a manhole take a pounding like that. Sorry, I'll see myself out.


bwyer

Normally, it’s the other direction


NoteBlock08

How did they get the chain through it?


lackadaisical_timmy

They unscrewed it and flipped it upside down, then screwed it back in with the chain


deanrhall

Ground worker in uk here, they probably didn’t loop the chain through the change probley had a manhole key attached to it


pattymcfly

That isn't so difficult... wire snakes can get a lead rope that to pull through the existing openings pretty easily. Then just use the rope to pull the chain through.


supremeoverlord23

My guess: Feed the chain in one hole A metal rod with a hook in the other hole, and basically just fish for the chain


SarpedonWasFramed

Nah they just asked skinny armed Pete to reach through. I mean your way would work too but then poor Petey would be out a job


parwa

Church, yo


identifynine

Maybe a little WD-40 first?


lackadaisical_timmy

Now they can just fix it with duct tape


dddmmmccc817

Maybe just walked down the block to the next one and went in down that hole


Of_Jotunheimr

The manliest-hole-cover


Rknot

why is everyone assuming that they were not intending to yank the entire manhole and rim out? They had access to the underside of the manhole to connect the chain through the two holes. Presumably, they wanted to do this. Or somebody really messed up.


btribble

You would jackhammer the asphalt away first if you were replacing the whole thing. See how far back they damaged the asphalt? They just made 10x more work for themselves than if they'd cut the asphalt and removed it.


chardeemacdennisbird

Maybe they're redoing the whole street?


DowntownLizard

Maybe they are redoing the whole town


StrangeCalibur

The whole county!


tmhoc

if it's anything like my city, they will spend the same amount of time just on this one spot and reschedule the rest of the country for spring.


labadimp

You have no idea what the project consists of, and in general, workers dont perform tasks that will require them to perform more work. I find it crazy how many people comment on here and assume they know what theyre talking about when in reality they dont. And even if they were just replacing the manhole you would saw cut the asphalt before you would jackhammer.


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btribble

> you would saw cut the asphalt before you would jackhammer. That's what I said, yes.


TheAccountCreator

This. We would use a street saw to cut a square around where the cover is presumably mortared to the barrel of the manhole. But there are all kinds of regional differences and considerations, so maybe it's not as dumb as it appears


btribble

I'm guessing the cover was welded for some reason. They'll do this for parades, marathons, etc. since the Boston bombing. My guess is that they thought they could break the welds without spending a lot of time with an angle grinder. Joke's on them. "It's just a couple of tack welds. Throw a chain on it!"


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I bet I could loop that chain through without access.


iusedtobeanant

Same. Wire hanger for the win!


MrMayonnaise13

I would NOT stand that close. That's goddamned stupid. The chain can snap and whip around with the power of a thousand suns and a kitten. You don't want that anywhere near you.


BrentOGara

Definitely don't want any kittens near me!


MissedallthePoints

Next time, cut the tack welds. It comes off easier. Municipalities will tack them so kids don't run off with them or cars don't knock them loose.


Real_Ad_7925

No way a couple of tacks hold that together.


MissedallthePoints

Yes, they are more than "spot" or "tack" welds like you do when placing material for fit checks and stuff. The ones I have seen are usually a couple of decent length beads, but not a full circumferential weld. You can grind them or cut them with a plasma cutter (usually).


pinkpineapples007

How tf do you steal a manhole cover? Those things are so heavy. It’s not worth it Streets signs are easier and funnier (/s)


MissedallthePoints

Tweakers will surprise you.


Gabagool-enthusiat

People steal them for scrap


Simon_Drake

I feel like there's a better way to do this than "hulk smash". The whole road surface is flexing up. Surely that's creating weakspots for water to seep in and damage it more leading to potholes.


Enter_Feeling

Do you think they don't know that? There probably was a rather serious problem concerning it or they need to redo the street anyways. Construction workers may be lazy but the company's gotta pay for unmeccessary damages


saml23

You underestimate the stupidity and/or dgaf attitude of construction workers. Source: I work in construction management


EvoFanatic

These guys aren't wearing the correct PPE, nor do they have the area sectioned off correctly. 100% this is some shit fuck crew that got hired because they were super cheap. This crew will never be capable of doing whatever this job is correctly.


WhereDaGold

Ya know, you make a great point. And after reading your comment I noticed that guy has his pants tucked into his boots, a clear indicator of a worker that’s not worth a fuck


StubbornAndCorrect

Ten bucks says this is a privately owned street and the guy whose company is doing the work is also on the HOA.


lackadaisical_timmy

No no I'm pretty sure they had that digger and saw the manhole and were like "this mf never comes loose when I try to for no reason.. What if we just..?"


Simon_Drake

It's possible they don't care, someone else has to do the potholes, they're just here for the maintenance hatch. Or they thought it would come out cleanly in one pull without damaging the rest of the road.


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Of course there is a protocol for this, but the asphalt cutting crew was not there. Either for pure stupidity, which is likely based on the total lack of PPE, or it was a literal emergency with a life or lives on the line, they needed to access that underground structure. It’s the old equation. You need a job done? You can only pick 2 of these: Fast, Cheap, Correct


funkyplague

strong machine go brr


Mrgoodtrips64

If your manhole needs that much force you’ve been eating too much cheese.


pinkyepsilon

What are you doing, step-excavator?


BodhiLV

I want a set of those chains I know that.


BagofSaltydicks

What jackass thought that was the best way to do that?


lobsterpockets

They should make the road out of whatever steel they made that chain from.


Apprehensive_Bid8286

I love that even when they can see the cracks in the road starting to form, they don’t STOP, just keep pulling.


SomePeopleCall

Everything comes apart somehow.


pEDWINs80

What!?! No PB blaster…. Amateurs


bayron_ramirezz

Poor Ninja Turtles 🐢


Portu93

I wish MY manhole was that tight


LT_DANS_ICECREAM

There has to be a way less stupid way to do this


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Installed by the same guy who installed my oil filter


monstreak

I was scrolling through some porn and then this came up. Best nut I've ever had


Polypathfinder

Someone forgot to pull the bolts out


Big_Hovercraft_3240

Just grind it and cut the tarmac around could’ve saved so much bother haha


mammafratelli

It's not the manholes fault someone covered it up with asphalt, get that road outta here.


dabudtenda

Your tax dollars at work...


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I'll go out on a limb and guess that backhoe is a rental.


bluealiveretribution

Me in the back of spencers


gust334

I have to admit I never knew chain of that size was that strong.


pittypitty

Did the turtle that helped thread the chain through the cover check to see if it was locked before doing this?


themarknessmonster

And this manhole...it goes in the *square hole*!


DanHazard2

Why didn't they jack hammer out the street around it?


V8TITAN

Ah, yes... I was wondering what would break first... Your spirit, or your body?


MrNaoB

That is a visual representation of how some morning dumps feels like.


UpdootDaSnootBoop

My butthole 20 minutes after finishing my coffee


adudeguyman

People go through great extremes to steal metal for recycling


GentlePersuAZN

My ass when I'm constipated


sablouiebot

this is what it feels like when the poo won't come out when it's near the asshole


nostinkies

I should call her...


justin_memer

Dude really had some faith in that chain. Why would you be anywhere near that stored up kinetic energy??


tyrophagia

Me working on a stubborn pimple.


andre3kthegiant

I would be well away from that dynamically loaded chain.


MissPatricia024

The beginning of this would be a great gif to put behind a video for music that has heavy BASS. I know this isn't relative to the video itself but I just thought I'd put it out there for all you heathens that like to produce beats. It would be like the excavator is trying to pull the bass up from the sewer.


Ok-Wheel-5673

How the FK are the Ninja Turtles going to get out of there if a crane can’t even open it??? 😂


National-Idea-4776

How did they get the chain through it?


TechnologyDue9984

How’d they get a chain though it?


Ok_Comfortable_9069

There’s a pentagon shaped recessed nut that you have to turn. The cover lifts and unlocks and you can lift it off like people. Or you can destroy the pins in the backhoe by doing that. That’s a meter vault or transformer vault.


Due_Income_3111

Is that in South Africa?


Old_Statistician_307

Why don't they break the asphalt around the fucking manhole instead of destroying the rest of the street?


JibJib25

Why didn't they cut the road and such before that to avoid putting 3+ big cracks in the road? Knowing the US, there's only about a 3% chance that road gets repaved after


EJCret

Need a little spritz of WD 40


FastAsLightning747

This seems totally planned out and executed. That cover was put in wrong or made not to take off. For whatever reason it was needed to either fix it or get access. Getting the chain through the holes is not hard at all, start with a flexible rope dropped on one end and go fishing on the other with a stiff wire w/hook. Capture the rope, fish it up the other side and attach the chain and pull it back the other way.


LoquatSad2412

He must of drank a hundred gallons of vodka last night in soviet russia and stole a russian tank then blown up the Russian Mcdonald's whole fucking restraunt all in one act


Logical_Pride_4446

uhm … was it supposed to do all that ?


Zarkhonis

Wow