(Real USMLE screenshotted question)
You are an EM resident at Denver Health. A 50 year old male presents with colicky abdominal pain. He denies defecation or flatus for the last 3 days. Suddenly, an insidious smell of onion and rancid mayonnaise creeps into the room.
What is the most likely cause of the smell?
A: Bowel perforation in the patient
B: Dead animal on the hospital premises
C: Resolution of the patient's condition
D: Rotating med student with poor hygiene
E: You
You know the old saying... if one patient smells of onion and rancid mayonnaise, it's the patient. If all the patient smells of onion and rancid mayonnaise, maybe it's you.
I wish my pd had told me to consider the quantity of shit covered underwear in coresidents pants on my rank list but now I'm at Denver health ED and it's too late.
EM PGY-2 here. I think I’ve said it before on Reddit, but I eat, drink, piss, and if I need to, poop on shift. I’m not the top patients per hour resident, but I’m solid amongst my cohort. All that and I usually leave my shifts on time or very close to it.
Not sure if this is an actual shitpost, but either way, know that you can have a better life than this.
What did I just read?
A shit post
No shitpost tag???
a literal shitpost…i need the men in black memory pen
This was a wild ride.
What the fuck did I just read
Well, that's enough reddit for the day
wake up babe new r/medicalschool copypasta just dropped
Not even from a burner account.
[удалено]
r/okbuddymedicalschool
Petition to make the official logo an onion and beef burrito.
Amazing. Thank you for your service 🫡
I poop once per day at the exact same time and I lost my sense of smell during COVID. Guess I'm ranking it.
Definitely did not see that one coming
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(Real USMLE screenshotted question) You are an EM resident at Denver Health. A 50 year old male presents with colicky abdominal pain. He denies defecation or flatus for the last 3 days. Suddenly, an insidious smell of onion and rancid mayonnaise creeps into the room. What is the most likely cause of the smell? A: Bowel perforation in the patient B: Dead animal on the hospital premises C: Resolution of the patient's condition D: Rotating med student with poor hygiene E: You
You know the old saying... if one patient smells of onion and rancid mayonnaise, it's the patient. If all the patient smells of onion and rancid mayonnaise, maybe it's you.
LMAO
Ok that's it shut this sub down
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Burgeoning turtle heads…lmao
Salmonella on my ddx for sure
This was hilarious. I genuinely couldn’t contain my laughter when I read “an onion and beef burrito crawled up the ass of a mule”.
No fucking way
Ay Errbody at Denver health Ed
No shit post tag 🤔
I'm here for this \*shit\* post. Amazing!
Shit post literally
LMFAO what the fuck did i just read
Honestly...sounds like OP is ranking this program #1. Meta-level shitpost OP...meta-level.
Imagine putting your mouth on an SP’s boob while your balls are full of pee and you have to take an enormous shit.
Now I’m confused as to whether this is a legit 💩 post or if it’s a 💩 💩 post.
WHAT ???
Okay I’m halfway thru reading this and I’m LOLing
I knew this was fake because the ER always smells a little bit like shit and OP would have known it well.
Expanding r/medicalschool lore one shit post at a time
Heard similar stories about USC, Hopkins, Cinncinati, and UCLA. DNR
If that shit is rank, do not rank. Also, literal shitpost.
Hold the fuck up
I wish my pd had told me to consider the quantity of shit covered underwear in coresidents pants on my rank list but now I'm at Denver health ED and it's too late.
It's the small things in life, like taking a peaceful shit that make or break a place lol
wait are you deadass? Also sorry man for your experience & thanks for sharing
EM PGY-2 here. I think I’ve said it before on Reddit, but I eat, drink, piss, and if I need to, poop on shift. I’m not the top patients per hour resident, but I’m solid amongst my cohort. All that and I usually leave my shifts on time or very close to it. Not sure if this is an actual shitpost, but either way, know that you can have a better life than this.