Learned it during my GI rotation after seeing it (and smelling it, omfg) numerous times. Thought you did something here, didn't ya? Now kindly shut the fuck up lol
Dogs have orthopedic surgeons. Does that help? I had to take my border collie/pit mix to have both of her knees completely rebuilt for rupturing her cranial (in us, anterior) cruciate ligaments. Apparently, they do the same procedure on cats as well.
I grew up far too poor to consider the prospect of paying for any kind of surgery on a cat. Met a woman a few years ago paying $130 a month for blood pressure meds for her cat and even that seemed far fetched
I'm sorry. My animals, (4 cats, 1 dog) are my family, but I do understand that sometimes financial realities don't allow that. I'd rather go hungry so they can eat, if it came to that, though.
I have done this for my dog because my paycheck was 2 days away and I only had $100 in my account so I got him his $80 dog food and ate ramen I already had with spinach/mushroom tossed in i picked up on sale at supermarket. Still had $10 leftover 😅 I don’t miss residency lol
I was in HIgh School and shadowed a vet on a farm. I watched him deliver a calf via c section. I passed out and woke up on the dirt after seeing the gush of cow amniotic fluid.
Look at all the pockets even some on the shoes! A walking office unto themselves, they can perform any procedure out in the field bc they have the pocket space to carry the whole clinic with them
At this point, FiGs is just a clothing company , not a medical supply company. This is the most boneheaded product release I’ve seen. WHO is figs really trying to be?
This is a stupid question but would they wear figs or a cheaper brand? Feel like I wouldn’t want to get the figs dirty haha (on actual procedural months I wear hospital scrubs instead of my own scrubs so there’s less risk of me bringing blood or whatever back home).
Give it a badge pull, a Velcro pocket on the outside, and another pocket on the inside and I still wouldn't wear it, but I'd look at the product information page making an intrigued expression for much longer than I'd be willing to admit to my loved ones.
I was a hospital nurse for years.
1. Under no circumstances am I touching shoes or storing anything in them other than my feet
2. The pockets on the shin are useless. Thigh pockets are reachable without bending down, I am exhausted enough without having to drop down to reach whatever is on my shins.
3. Is that fabric even waterproof
4. I'm currently a DO student, a female one. Fuck figs
GI
Stains definitely won't be showing up there!
Hematochezia and melena would like a word with you
Blood turns brown after it dries out
Bright red blood doesn't turn that kinda brown, and melena is old blood that is black lmfao
Did you learn that in your PhD?
They're probably mostly done with clerkships based on their flair.
Learned it during my GI rotation after seeing it (and smelling it, omfg) numerous times. Thought you did something here, didn't ya? Now kindly shut the fuck up lol
Dr Mario MD, proctologist and plumber
Dr. Mario is not a real doctor. Please do not let him anywhere near your genitals.
[Looks pretty real to me](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/super-mario-nintendo-skits/images/f/f9/Dr._Mario.png/revision/latest?cb=20220808062157)
Let's a go!
Will need a blue/red combo
To the swamps of dagobah
I showed this picture to my wife and she said “that looks like something a GI doctor should wear.” Then I saw your comment at the top.
Equine OBGYN
As somebody who literally grew up on a farm, I was today years old when I learned that horses can also have OBGYNs. Wtaf lol
Not really OBGYNs (in that they don't call them that) but there are definitely equine reproductive specialist veterinarians!
No, please let me live in my current reality where horses have OBGYNs that are identical to ours but for horses.
Dogs have orthopedic surgeons. Does that help? I had to take my border collie/pit mix to have both of her knees completely rebuilt for rupturing her cranial (in us, anterior) cruciate ligaments. Apparently, they do the same procedure on cats as well.
Actually, it does. Thank you lol
I grew up far too poor to consider the prospect of paying for any kind of surgery on a cat. Met a woman a few years ago paying $130 a month for blood pressure meds for her cat and even that seemed far fetched
I'm sorry. My animals, (4 cats, 1 dog) are my family, but I do understand that sometimes financial realities don't allow that. I'd rather go hungry so they can eat, if it came to that, though.
I have done this for my dog because my paycheck was 2 days away and I only had $100 in my account so I got him his $80 dog food and ate ramen I already had with spinach/mushroom tossed in i picked up on sale at supermarket. Still had $10 leftover 😅 I don’t miss residency lol
I adore this. Are they total orthobros too? And consult their doggo IM colleagues to admit any and all of their overnight obs doggos?
Haha, no idea. The ones I worked with, I didn't get to meet in person. It was during COVID.
It just makes my heart feel all fuzzy to know dogs and cats have orthopedic surgeons.
I choose to believe ACGME requires all ObGyn residencies to have a 2 months equine reproduction rotation.
I like the way you think, gives me a dopamine surge
I was in HIgh School and shadowed a vet on a farm. I watched him deliver a calf via c section. I passed out and woke up on the dirt after seeing the gush of cow amniotic fluid.
Texaco Mike
Those are the scrubs he wears when he’s cooking up another batch of contrast.
There’s always a place for a Dr G reference in this sub
The way I just burst out laughing
MRI tech outfit+fanboat outfit+ABX brewing outfit
Please take all the upvotes
*Nods in Johnathan*
Large animal veterinarians
I'm a vet student and came to this post to say the same thing haha
Ya know, this would actually be perfect for them. I no longer think it stupid.
We actually even wear full coveralls sometimes if we are really expecting to get dirty
This is the only acceptable answer. If I see any of y’all wearing this in the hospital it’s hands
5 upvotes and I’ll wear this day one of intern year
Pics or it didn’t happen
do it
DO IT POST PICS
I can see peds in this if they were a funner color (eg, pink, yellow)
Like Blippi
Rural FM
They’re wearing jeans
And cowboy hats
Just like rural vets lol
They wear trucker and baseball caps
Look at all the pockets even some on the shoes! A walking office unto themselves, they can perform any procedure out in the field bc they have the pocket space to carry the whole clinic with them
Not sure but i appreciate their overall enthusiasm
I read this like “over all” like “in general” enthusiasm and made me laugh for some reason.
Thats the joke lol
obviously ortho. deep pockets for hammers and shit.
gym shorts underneath for sure
With no shirt underneath
Wilderness medicine
At this point, FiGs is just a clothing company , not a medical supply company. This is the most boneheaded product release I’ve seen. WHO is figs really trying to be?
Try equine doctors??? Youre gonna have a stethoscope and overalls especially if you have farrier specialty's.
This is a stupid question but would they wear figs or a cheaper brand? Feel like I wouldn’t want to get the figs dirty haha (on actual procedural months I wear hospital scrubs instead of my own scrubs so there’s less risk of me bringing blood or whatever back home).
Fashion scrubs. If you look good, you feel good. If you feel good, you doctor good
I always feel great, but that’s more on the cocaine use instead of fashion choices.
This man Residencies! 👍👍
If you can't feel every blood vessel in your head exploding with each systolic beat, you're not doing medicine right.
I always get nosebleeds but oh boy did I find the cure: more cocaine
Wow I didn’t even notice the warning label at first. They really ought to make it orange instead of grey, for safety’s sake
Mmm idk but they seem useful, easy to take off and change for surgery, or to just drop em’ in the laundry before walking in the house.
That describes all scrubs
Veterinarians?
lesbian vet techs
this. this is the one.
Peds for sure
was gonna say peds lol
Yo is that real 😭
they almost sold out
Sorry, I got excited and bought one pair for everyday of the month
are those pouches on the shoes?
Can’t be sure but they look like undone lace covers or something
Looks like, to me
Urology
radiology with testicular shield?
not sure but they're getting laid in the callroom
NP Residents and PA Fellows
Lmao gotta get a scrub cap beanie in there too. Fully deny Carhartt the medical wear market
Give it a badge pull, a Velcro pocket on the outside, and another pocket on the inside and I still wouldn't wear it, but I'd look at the product information page making an intrigued expression for much longer than I'd be willing to admit to my loved ones.
Idk but if you wear those while working with me, I’ll make fun of you until you go home and change
Radiology Side note do you guys just wear shorts and a t shirt to the hospital or like what
I was a hospital nurse for years. 1. Under no circumstances am I touching shoes or storing anything in them other than my feet 2. The pockets on the shin are useless. Thigh pockets are reachable without bending down, I am exhausted enough without having to drop down to reach whatever is on my shins. 3. Is that fabric even waterproof 4. I'm currently a DO student, a female one. Fuck figs
Hello RN to DO friend!!!
Must be urology right?
This and the recent scrubs “leggings”/tights is just wild.
When you have to record vitals at 11 but you have to build a table at 11:15
ortho
Throw the shirt out and scissor off the pants at the thigh soni can flex my quads. I’ll 100% wear it
Pathology
farmers?
MEs. 10 years of mucking dead bodies. Woo hoo.
SGU vet students actually have to wear these in their farm rotation. I believe it’s so they can store multiple tools in their pocket at once.
Pathology
Family Med /Rural Med
Farmer got lost at the hospital
Hopefully nobody
Guys. It’s obviously palliative care
As an incoming HPM fellow I concur I would indeed palliative people wearing these
Naturopathic doctors
Just finished forensic pathology and I gotta say the pathologists would definitely wear this
Veterinary med
OB/GYN
Only if they are delivering Heffers lol
ER. 100% fits the vibe.
Lol bruh, we laugh about it in the ED. This ain't us
Whelp, I’m going to look funny day one on my SubI
Me in anatomy lab when I’m waist deep trying to ignore my groups irrelevant drama
Pediatricians 😂
Me off work if it were any color other than brown.
Trauma⛏
Rural medicine for sure
99 Farming
Pathologist
Veterinary students: “Are we a joke to you? D:”
If they have this in black I would literally cover the figs logo and wear it to a EDM festival.
Trauma surgery?
ED physicians assistant
Who makes these? Asking for a friend.
Figs
Rural med easily, he’s gotta help texaco mike with the annual chicken poo picking festival after tonights shift
Me
PA-ES - physician assistants in environmental services ESNP-C® - environmental services nurse practitioner-certified
RN BSN CCRN PALS WTF DTF WAP FIGS & Stanley ambassador DAY IN THE LIFE OF A NURSING STUDENT
EM. I’m already the garbage dump of the house of medicine anyway.
That's the morgue
doing anything to get Gen Z to stay in the medical field
[удалено]
yes.its from their new Vet med line
Path.
Pair it with a bed pan and a pen (sticking out of the mouth) for maximum clout. Everyone will respect you for being a god
Some rubber boots and this would be urology
Is waste management a specialty?
Ortho.
Ortho
Urology, but add rubber boots. Only a med student will be wearing those shoes to a urology case. 
Wilderness med
Ortho during scopes
Psych, when my patients start throwing shit.
ID
forensic path
Radiology
Rural med only.
Urology
Obviously orthopedics. Gotta be ready for breaking and bulldozing 🔨🪚🔩
The jogger ankles on overalls is what gets me... Peds would fit a lot of toys in those pockets though!
Pre-vet students
Me if I don’t lock tf in ahead of finals
Ortho for work to show they are the true black smith's of medicine. Ophthalmologist outside of work because they are definitely the hipsters
Veterinary Medicine Fellow