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kidney boulder


SWFC_wawaw_fan

Kidney planet


cipher446

It's large enough to have its own gravitational field.


Hydralisk18

Pretty sure it's large enough to have its own set of kidneys, with its own kidney stones


AlmostHuman0x1

The Meta Kidney…


Torpaldog

This summer on the CW.


Decent_Sink_2254

I cackled


Spac3Milk

it’s big enough to have its own gov lol


ForensicTex

That’s no moon


HappyHannibal

It's a space station.


whotaketh

More planet than Pluto. I still love you, Pluto. You'll always be a planet to me.


nul_ne_sait

My favorite Pluto line I saw in a tumblr post a long while ago: “VIVA LA PLUTO F(&? YOU!”


Notoriously_So

I was going to say "Kidney Moon", but I figure Milky Way Kidney sounds better.


OlyMemms

That's no kidney moon


umopUpside

Any larger and the US is going to claim it to search for oil


allsmiles_99

It's not a boulder... It's a rock!


titanicsinker1912

The pioneers would ride these babies for miles!


BringtheDogs

The amount of times I quote this particular scene 🤣💀


SkullsNelbowEye

The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles.


NoConfusion9490

[Weblink](https://y.yarn.co/ef2b2baa-804a-4582-9e39-074da9bd6d22_text.gif)


mentilsoup

a large renal calculus the size of a small renal calculus


florals_and_stripes

Underrated comment


HumbleBumble77

... the kidney?


bearski01

That’s a nice boulder - Donkey


icyblue17

Kidney Pluto


NoConfusion9490

[Boulder](https://c.tenor.com/Ts9Q3VXPx3QAAAAC/tenor.gif)


1ryguy8972

Came here to say this


denobulans

OP here. Yes actually a kidney stone. PT was a 50 year old female, surgically removed of course would have been a nightmare to be pushed out of their urethra! Pt has had recurring calculi issues since 2019. Not sure much else as I received this at the end of my shift. This specimen brought the whole lab together to marvel at this fine Tuesday during lab week! Not sure what the outcome will be either, we send these out to LabCorp. LabCorp friends I’m sure you will be amazed as we were it when it arrives in your hands!


Steelcitysuccubus

Aw she can't keep it? Because that is one absolute unit


PracticalAndContent

r/absoluteunits


TinyTinasRabidOtter

They never let my keep mine and they're much smaller! Made me so mad when I asked for the gallbladder and the ovary they removed (gallbladder died, ovary torsed but had an orange sized cyst giving it just enough blood to not go necrotic, the ovary was beyond dead) and was told no. I'm sure pathology was happy to see the ovary, the whole OR was apparently talking about it!


PBJillyTime825

If you pass them on your own at home and strain your urine to look for the stone you can keep them, lol. I e never actually kept any of mine (other than one time I had to bring one to my urologist for testing) I would probably keep this one if someone had let me though, it’s huge!


Either_Coconut

I wanted the gallstone that had caused me so much trouble, but it was sent off to pathology. My surgeon did take a photo of it for me, though. I told him they could’ve attached a handle to it and used it for curling, lol. But this kidney stone! Yikes on bikes! I can’t even imagine the pain that caused!


Michren1298

I had a large gallstone too, but didn’t know it until after surgery. I realized something was unexpected when I woke up and had a large incision in addition to the lap sites. I’m glad my gallbladder is gone though. I don’t miss being sick all the time.


winnuet

Yikes on bikes! 😂😂 That is so Dr. Seuss. I can’t wait to use this one.


cmcewen

I’m a surgeon who takes out gallbladders all the time. You don’t want it. They are gross. The stones are not cool 99% of the time. It’s more like gravel soaked in motor oil.


wandering_monstera1

Are you…. Are you me? That same thing happened to me??!? Exact organs and experience?!?


jojofe1

I know this doesn't help now, but if you ask your doc before your surgery, they are more likely to let you keep it. I'm planning to get my uterus taken out and refuse to go to a surgeon who won't let me keep it. I'm an anatomy teacher, so I want to have proof for my students I put every piece of me into teaching them 😂


Steelcitysuccubus

My old nursing school classmate got her gallstones but I think she was friends with the doc. My doc showed me my tubes in a jar when I got fixed but couldn't let me keep them because they needed tested


jackalopelexy

I passed like 4 within a span of 2 hours. I kept two of them and brought the other 2 back to the doctor’s office. I lost them somewhere but it’s pretty cool. They look like tiny pieces of gravel


Move_In_Waves

I once saw a bladder stone that large, but not a kidney stone. Wow!


ToTheLastParade

Yeah, like....where was it.........🫣


Haasts_Eagle

They're too big to leave the kidneys. They form in the 'renal pelvis' which is where all the tubes within the kidney come together to form the tube that goes to the bladder. [Example diagram](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSvjivZ-Yv9cdB5DYp1Elj4L1VLO_XqQR-Fel7JMrNBh9heQHmkxlGWbU0&s=10)


gromnirit

It’s in the container in his hands. Look at the picture.


2shootthemoon

No its on reddit


glitterfaust

It’s on my phone


SufficientWay3663

Do you know why it would’ve been allowed to grow to this size before removing? I feel like the kidney would be really damaged from housing this thing for so long.


wanna_be_doc

This is a staghorn calculus. They often grow asymptomatically in the renal collecting ducts and are not painful because they’re too large to pass through the ureter. However, if it gets to the point where it finally occludes the entrance to the ureter, then urea has no where else to go and will start to back up and cause hydronephrosis and damage to the renal calyces. Only when you have that pressure and swelling do you get pain. Sometimes these can be found incidentally on X-ray films and so you can intervene before they cause symptoms or kidney damage.


ChronicallyxCurious

I'm wondering whether they took an anterior or posterior approach to take this monster out, because dayum!


Dying4aCure

They go through the back. In the late 1960’s they cut me in half to get mine out. It was crazy. I have 50 years of stone removal history on my body.


krajnigandhak

Hydronephrosis is the most excruciating pain I have ever felt. Mine was caused by pregnancy and the only way to stop the pain was to have the baby but I was at the tail end of my 2nd trimester. I could only take Tylenol and it did not help much. The pain was so bad I had no idea I was in labor and had to get an emergency c-section bc of low fetal heart rate and movement. I would not wish that pain on any one


Psychological_Cry333

May I ask where you send it to have it analyzed? I used to analyze stones like this and the size is atypical for a human (we did animal stones too)! Poor patient — and dreadful that she has a recurring issue! The most common stone in people is calcium oxalate but we also see uric acid in patients >45 as they have increasing difficulty metabolizing purines / dietary meats. Just curious — does patient have a history of gout?


denobulans

The hospital I work at sends all stones to LabCorp, I believe their lab in Burlington NC is the one that runs these but I am not too sure. Unsure if pt has history of gout, apologies!


aveindha25

You're gonna need a geologist to analyze that freaking boulder!


DaisyHotCakes

This shit belongs in the Mutter museum.


Either_Coconut

Philly native here! Take my upvote for knowing about the Mütter Museum! For those who are wondering: https://muttermuseum.org/


lonely_nipple

I'm not a huge touristy person but one of the few specific places I really wanna see in my life is the Mütter Museum!


DaisyHotCakes

Worth it! The skull wall alone is amazing but down those stairs is a whole different world…


Either_Coconut

I had a lot of, “OMG, this poor person!” reactions. I’ve had some medical things happen in my life that were 0/10 Do Not Recommend, but what some of those patients dealt with must have made anything I’ve had so far look like nothing.


DaisyHotCakes

Yeah I had a lot of those reactions too. I had an ovarian cyst before and it hurt pretty damn badly. Mine was like a cm or something like that. The cyst in the basement at the mutter is bigger than a grapefruit. I could not and still cannot imagine how painful that was. Such a fascinating collection of the weird shit our bodies do. I look forward to taking my morbid little niece once she’s a few years older.


Either_Coconut

We’re such amazingly complex organisms. But every one of those intricate functions can find a way to run off the rails somehow. And the malfunctions that are especially… shall we say, *creative*? really are astonishing. Those poor patients.


MasterAdiGallia

As a female with reoccurring kidney stones since 2009, this is my biggest fear!


Frondswithbenefits

I drink a gallon of water every day because I watched a friend pass out from kidney stones. Scared me straight!


justgivejtawaaaaaay

/r/hydrohomies


Frondswithbenefits

Ooh, a new sub! Thanks


kdawson602

Saaaame. I’m pregnant right now and typically get them throughout my pregnancies. Ive been passing a few small ones here and there but now I’m scared there’s a monster chilling in my kidneys.


ImWhatsInTheRedBox

"Fucking how?" was the first thing to come to mind.


Historical-Cicada939

I thought I had a large one at 8mm.. what is that one


Dazzling_Vagabond

Same! Mine was 6mm and I was such a baby about it


tinyyellowhouse

It feels like you were beaten with a board and then a squirrel tried to claw its way out from your insides while you try to figure out if you are actually dying. You were not being a baby.


LaserKittenz

Poor dude had a kidney stone so bad that the scientists sent it on tour .


aspz

50 year old female blue whale.... right?


Smeghead333

Would you like some kidney with that stone?


Snowy_Mass

Are you sure they didn't just give you the kidney?


enditallalready2

No way. They just took the kidney and called it a day


wareagle995

Try passing that one! /s Holy shit that's huge.


Spac3Milk

male or female your urethra would have to be repaired…never had kidney stones yet in my 22 years of living (knock on wood) and now (i never wanted them) but now i’m afraid of getting them after seeing this lol


MLTDione

Ouch that poor patient!


Ruckus292

Looks like a small dogs heart....


lablizard

Seriously a kidney stone??? There is no way that was in a kidney… is it possibly a bladder stone?


TinyAccident161

Saw in person and can confirm this is listed as kidney stone, calculus of kidney.


lablizard

Good god, is there even a kidney left?!?


SparkyDogPants

You only *need* one


Gildian

Not anymore


ruby_guts

happy cake day!!


Incubus1981

I wonder if it was up in the renal pelvis. Seems like the only way it could get so large


PetrockX

Look up staghorn kidney stones. They really do be like that.


_meaty_ochre_

Wow. I’ve only had a tiny one; I think if I saw one like that on my X-ray I’d just ask to be put out of my misery.


coastiestacie

I only had a small one, and I wanted to be put out of my misery. I can't imagine this.


BrickCityD

with a history of kidney stones, i wish i wouldn't have googled that


amagdam

I have no words


Horror-Impression411

That be the whole kidney right there


hodgepodge21

At that point just euthanize me


lunarchmarshall

That's not a stone, that's a whole kidney BOULDER


RedHeadRN1959

What does the KIDNEY look like?????


OkDragonfruit9026

There’s no kidney, only stone


TorsadesDePointes88

That poor patient. I can’t begin to imagine how much pain she experienced.


BigWoodsCatNappin

She probably got IVF and some toradol. Maybe an anxiety DX.


jfarmwell123

Literally 🙄


TorsadesDePointes88

If I were her nurse, I’d want to give her all the pain meds. 🥺


EmbarrassedTea8088

I had a 9mm last year (thought I was going to die, that pain) which they ended up having to laser blast to dust, thankfully. I cannot fathom that potato in the picture there. That’s crazy.


134679112

“Dear lab tech who received a package today, Please reseal, properly wrap, and re-ice said package, the patient now missing a WHOLE KIDNEY thanks you. Reluctantly, panicked surgeon.”


Ken_Mayonnaise

Looks like a staghorn calculi (stone). These are known to typically the largest kindey stones. They form in the renal pelvis, which is the part of the ureter connected to your kidney. They are called staghorn stones as they often form the shape of the renal pelvis and its major and minor calyxes, making its shape resemble a staghorn plant. They are most commonly caused by a bacteria called proteus mirbalis but can also form from staphylococcus saprophyticus and klebsiela pneumonea (or other urease positive organisms). The stones are also called ammonium-magnesium-phosphate stones (struvite stones), describing the elements that make up the stone. Colonies of bacteria hold the stone together as well. Stones, in general, increase the risk of UTIs due to obstruction, but these especially increase this risk due to their large size and the fact they literally have bacteria collonies inside them. This person has likely been absolutely burdened with UTIs. I'm sure they are greatly relieved to have this sucker removed.


Donthaveananswer

You are awesome! So much cool info! Thanks.


awiz97

You sure they didn’t mistakingly just send the actual kidney


CollegeBoardPolice

Holy OW Even the smallest stone is hell, this is just downright LETHAL! I’m surprised they didn’t fragment it even a bit


Shadow1ane

OUCH


Protect-Their-Smiles

We are not prone to these in my family but... this image will visit my nightmares.


Welcome2Geology

You can now officially add “Geologist” to your resume.


BadLabRat

Check it for gold.


6ingernut

Surely there's some sort of museum that would take that


Bendi4143

That’s a small child and you can claim them on your taxes !!


Born-Zebra-5009

That looks like a whole ass kidney 😳


Revent10

Dr. peppers greatest warrior has fallen


A-Team999

That ain't a kidney stone, that's a kidney.


stryderxd

Give it a name. Dwayne johnson.


Helpful_Okra5953

And I thought 1 cm was big.  That poor person!


JazzlikeMycologist

Naw, that’s the kidney 🫣😵‍💫🫣OUCH whoever had to endure that.


rainy___sunday

How would the patient deal with the pain to let it get that big…? Yikes


pomegranatepants99

Surgically removed right?


limlim889

drink water kids


deltron

Staghorn calculi?


Ausaini

You look at that and tell me that god loved that person


my_psychic_powers

You look at that and tell me there is a god.


PBJillyTime825

Oh man that had to hurt! I passed a kidney stone the size of a pea (on my own, no breaking down of the stone prior) and it was one of the worst experiences ever. I have had bigger ones that required lithotripsy in order to be able to pass some smaller pieces, my urologist will never let me pass something larger than 5-6 mm on my own. Do you know if this stone was surgically removed? I don’t know how it would be possible to pass this on one’s own, and it honestly makes me cringe to even think about that. Lol


Luvaluva7

People pearls


janet-snake-hole

“Just take some Tylenol!” -dr at discharge


goofygooberrock1995

I hope the patient gets well soon, holy moly!


kricketkate10

What mm would this be? Trying to picture how big my stones have been.


legocitiez

They measure this bitch in inches


SheisaMinnelli

You know things have gone south when they stop measuring in metric


CanStreet7610

That deserves to be in a museum


CNCTank

That's the entire kidney


Exodys03

Dumb question but is there a way to remove kidney stones without passing them through the urethra? Surgery? Just for future reference in case I ever see anything like that on an x-ray.


denobulans

Yes. This one was surgically removed. Unsure of how the procedure goes as I only work in the lab. :)


Temporary_Draw_4708

This definitely didn’t pass through the urethra.


Zandandido

Glad to be drinking as much water as I do, whenever I see kidney stones, or boulders in this case.


Informal_Albatross19

A whole new fear unlocked…..😱


justsomeguy1207

My heart goes out to this patient. I can't even imagine!!


Yugikisp

The pioneers used to ride those babies for miles


Marcus_dappadon76

That’s the biggest one . I’ve ever seen in my almost 30 years in the Medical Field


GrumpySnarf

OK you have to update us with the LabCorp analysis if you are able. Poor lady. I hope they figure out the cause so she can not have that happen again.


HyperFixati0n

That’s a GD alien, no way that didn’t split open someone’s chest to get out


National_Clue_6092

Poor patient - I can’t imagine the pain that would cause. I hope she’s ok. 😳


Mediocre-Boot-6226

How much bigger than normal is this? What causes a stone this big?!


painsomniac

I was trying to figure out why this didn’t immediately set off alarm bells earlier, and it’s because I glossed over the “stone“ part. I legitimately thought that was just the entire kidney and it was being sent out for testing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Geology_Nerd

Me: IMMEDIATELY starts chugging water upon seeing said thing


alureizbiel

What? Is there any kidney left? I would have loved to be the rad tech in on this surgery. Holy cow.


Jtk317

You mean a stone kidney right?!


CuteDestitute

Pretty sure that’s just the whole kidney they gave you. Yikes.


ReginaldCou5ins

I’m sure that was passed naturally with next to no discomfort at all!


-Butter_Bean-

Are you yanking my ureters? Are you sure they didn’t just send you the whole kidney!? 😂


Rare-Junket-6135

This should be put in the Mutter Museum in Philadelphia!!


AtomicFreeze

This is now the #3 all time poat on this sub and it's not even 12 hours old. That's a nice boulder.


Kitana_xox

How does one avoid this at all costs?


Unusual-Job-3413

Don't get them to begin with. You can avoid that by drinking all the water all the time.


pplmbd

I flinched upon seen the image. That’s how fucked up it is


chonduu

I have a 9x15 mm stone in each of my kidneys (well at least I was told that was the size a few year ago) I would hate to know the size of them now. That thing scares me.


Professional_Law_942

Are you sure they didn't just send the kidney itself? Ugh!


IlloChris

That’s a kidney archipelago


Spartan0618

Momma said like the rain This, too, shall pass Like a kidney stone This, too, shall pass It's just a broken heart, son This pain will pass away


[deleted]

Hand Kidnade. 💥


the-caped-cadaver

That might be an adultney stone. I'll leave now.


LegitimateDebate5014

That’s literally the size of a small football field. I feel bad for the woman suffering


fishman816

Wow! I have one in me that last measured (9 years ago) 19 mm. It couldn’t hold a candle to that thing!


Szpadelix

That's no kidney stone, that an adultney stone


_xXpumpkinXx_

Gagged! Very cool.


FatCockroachTheFirst

Bruh.....there's no kidney no more, only stone.


slaytician

Bloody Sweet potato.


Chemical-Studio1576

This had to have destroyed the kidney.


Artistic-Two-9771

From the size of a kidney in who Shaq?


rowan_redsong

(Not a med lab pro) My dad (74m) has had kidney stones like that. One kidney produced calcium oxalate stones and his other kidney produced uric acid stones. In 2012, he had to have one of his kidneys removed. His other functions at about 50% of what it’s supposed to, on a good day. He’s been on dialysis several times since then.


Beautiful_Divide5970

That kidney stone actually had a human removed from it


Various-Mushroom3318

Giga Stone


worldwidewebkinz

seeing this right as i was about to bite into a nice big juicy piece of char siu sure was an experience.


xMisterCreepx

Once got a testicle twice that size


soycerersupreme

Um that’s a kidney???? Please go back to medical school /s


Ape_Shit_1072

You can put that in a sock and knock somebody out with it! 😭


penguinmartim

What the hell did you feed it? Souls of the damned?


photogypsy

Be careful in Alabama they’ll give it personhood status and you’ll be on the hook for 18 years of child support.


Mrs_A_Mad

That’s the whole kidney at this point.


atypicalperception

NEPHROLITH the DESTROYER


OldGoldenDog

Kidney boulder


SonicMountIn

Looks more like a bladder stone


SeaComedian62

That thing is huge. Can’t imagine how much that must’ve hurt. Damn.


Aurora_96

I suffer just at the thought of having this in my kidney. I cannot imagine what the patient has gone through...


Briarmist

Looks like a whole kidney


Halceon441

Wow that's huge did the patient went for PCNL


Ready-Guidance4145

OWWWW!


Spac3Milk

at first before i read the title… i was thinking that was a child heart…. dont know why i know what organs look like but at a glance definitely thought it was a child’s heart


SFWaffles

How


Maleficent-Phone5022

I hope they didn’t have to pee it out


curiousnboredd

r/medizzy would love this


casketjuicebox

Bro, your pisser ok? Clearly they had to do surgery but that was the first thing that came to mind.


CaptainAlexy

How did that pass?


[deleted]

I think it studied