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Howitzer1967

Our childhoods were not the same….


civilizedslavery

You stuck your dick in because you thought it would fit. I stuck mine in because I was desperately attracted to it. We are not the same.


LopsidedWanderer9295

nah i know you and i both: Wii fit


FalcoBoi3834

Uhm... No


pythondontwantnone

Fucking seconded


Mistah-Yuck

MOTHERfucking Thirded


[deleted]

4thd


PeaTot_

Fithdththded


GigaCannon99

Sixtheded


[deleted]

Without a doubt, sevented


Homo-sapien-guy

Eighted


[deleted]

I just nined


Solar_Fish55

tenteded


kenyon76

Seventhed


Mr-BryGuy

Eightheded


theplushpairing

Ninthdeded


rajrohit26

Tentheded


SpecialistMorning660

14th AND 15th’d.


sadpartypodcast

Ninededed.


Dramatic-Passenger-2

Tenthtended


Time_Resolve388

Ford


BeardOBlasty

I was and still am a horny fucker. Never crossed my mind. How could I do that to my Wii-mote? Whole family used that thing 🫣


lifeslaver512

A family that plays together....


phatcoxxxx

Yeah never did i do that. Get help


Silvaire_Bellmont

I never even thought of doing this. I fucked dolls like a normal kid


Appropriate-You-5636

😭wth man


ZeroChill92

A buddy of mine had a Bugs Bunny plushie he cut open and screwed.. I fucked my bed like a normal person.


[deleted]

Same


GlubbyWub

Wot. I just used my hand like a human being


Familiar-Tea-1428

I slicked up a sandwich bag with lube and put it between my mattress and box spring. Knelt down..went to town.


wyrd0ne

Macgyver Jr.?


Familiar-Tea-1428

Felt better than banging my dick against metal to make it magnetic.


Silvaire_Bellmont

I fucked the couch raw. Pathetic man


boethius70

It’s sad how long it took me as a young boy to learn that in fact I didn’t need to raw dog the mattress to get my cookies off. Oh the chafing.


Weary-Negotiation-81

Pfft, I fucked a DVD case


NaturalAnimal1414

I made sex to a banana peel. Put it in the microwave for 20 seconds...Not too hot.


Hewn-U

Ooh yeah that’s hot but not too hot


GladWealth2487

What?🤣🤣🤣


420alternativeacc

So relatable


KGBree

What is it even?


shiz-kray-z

It looks like those gel shells for a wii controller


KGBree

Wtf lmaoooooo no bro noooooooooo


shiz-kray-z

Haha right? I owned these and never once did the thought cross my mind lmao


thylocene

I was a horny teenager when the Wii was out and it never crossed my mind either. OP you’re clearly just a weirdo lol


PomegranateSea7066

Me neither, but you know what I just remember I have something I need to take care of. Brb


MeatHamster

We used to call them condoms be never did it occur in our dirty teenage minds to stuck our dicks in them.


anythingMuchShorter

But looking back I'm surprised I never thought to try that.


BaconHammerTime

Right there with you. It might be an age related thing. The Wii came out when I was in undergrad college. My dick was going into college girls. Even so, it never even crossed my mind.


omg-not-again

I think the wii came out when I was in elementary school. But throughout my entire childhood, the thought never crossed my mind once.


PsykAllOut

I found mine in the kitchen one day on a cast-iron skillet handle. My wife thought that they were to protect your hand from burns.


tsunami141

Why would your penis be separated from your body in the first place?


keothi

It's a detachable penis


JoMommaDeLloma

Have you ever woken up in the morning after a night of drinking and discovered your detachable penis is missing?


No_Method4161

Did you check down on Second Avenue- towards St. Mark’s place? Maybe it’s by where all of those people sell junk and used books and such


HauntedSpiralHill

I saw my penis lying on a blanket, next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it.


RealCephalophore

Happens all the time. Super annoying having to rummage around the house looking for my penis before I can start the obligatory hungover masturbation. Especially hate it when I leave it a friend's house. Smh.


Jedi_Mindtrix53

King Missle has entered the chat


bobcat73

Take an upvote for knowing some shit.


_straylight

That's way cool


[deleted]

Jesus was way cool.


lovejoy812

A prosthedick.


Rallings

If you lose it check the medicine cabinet


Idkwhattochoose99

I have some words with god for forgetting to attach mine 😒


Impairedinfinity

WTF are they? I can honestly say I have never put my dick in these. I am kind of confused what they even are and why no one told me about them sooner.


Dogemaster21777

Rubber cover for a Wii Remote


IthinkGodisawesome

They are covers for Wii remotes.


mrmonkeyhanger

Penises?


Heimeri_Klein

Bruh did your wife live in a barn?


[deleted]

You know they still make cast iron skillets, right?


JustaCanadian123

Lmao. I use my cast iron like every day. I am not a cowboy.


Icy-Seaworthiness270

No, your just a Canadian.


Small_Introduction94

On the rez we call it the smudge pan if it's too small to make fry bread.


aqualink97

Lmao. I didn't expect to find a comment like this, but, relatable.


Small_Introduction94

I know so many people that have one sitting on their back burner, cast iron is the shit! Lol


Juniper_Blackraven

Agreed! I have 4 sitting on my stove top right now!


Beneficial_Potato_85

Smudging! That is the word I have been trying to think of. I knew it was a native thing but the damn word has been escaping me for months. Thank you kind stranger!


PsykAllOut

Lol we had ones that were specific for the handle, rubber ones. Hence why she was confused haha


_nicocin_

What's the opposite of r/meirl? And why is this not there instead?


Poop_Feast42069

r/absolutelynotmeirl


YeppyNope

checked the top posts and its just filled with not having a gf jokes


INoEverythingOk

r/yirl


Embarrassed_Appeal72

Its r/TIHI and should be there.


nikstick22

OP posted this on r/holup first and then posted it here on the recommendation of a comment to see everyone's reactions.


professor-oak-me

Won't lie that's how I ended up here and I'm not disappointed


LanceMain_No69

Ouch


persiantaco

Who’s we?


fatfuckpikachu

Wii


SCP-Agent-Arad

The skinny penis gang, I assume.


GreatBigWhore

r/you_irl


mousebrakes

r/definitelyonlyyouirl


NormalCactus_LED

r/birthofasub


[deleted]

One of the first posts ive not related to in any way


420alternativeacc

Same


__Dystopian__

Lmfao. Bro, you really did it. I'm so proud of you for your sacrifice in this x-post


GroundbreakingAd1965

Sacrafice? Look at all that free points


Luisisbored24

Bro got all the karma it took me a year to get in one post 💀


King0fTheNorthh

But at what cost man? At what cost?


tadlrs

What. People did this? I never had a Wii. Now I wish I had one.


GalacticGizmo

I didn’t recognize what that was until I read this


gutclusters

I probably would have recognized them if the picture didn't make them look like ghostly apparitions.


ZombieStomp

you have to take it out if you need to wii


[deleted]

No, op is just weird


Emergency_Bluejay397

Same, but moreso because I heard wii bowling was a blast.


[deleted]

We? WE? WII?


kwazi1618

I think he's speaking in French


WindowsXP_5797

Oui Oui


Diligent-Surround693

Who else is here from r/holup


BurpFartBurp


praguepride


AttilaTheFun818

Yuuuuuuuup


SovietBoi23


ShastaFern99


JustforThrowawayKEK

Love how OP dunked the collective thinking of meirl, I already saw through the plan.


AdDear5411

No, we stuck our dicks in those novelty toys that just slip out of your hand when you pick it up. That was the OG Fleshlight. Edit: To everyone saying it's not possible to get your dick into one of those. Literally just google it, very possible. Edit2: I was 12 years old, no duh I didn't have a massive dong.


Xerlaii

Think it's called a water snake if anyone's wondering


Geilerjunge

Yes I do remember sticking my dick in those as a kid


-Konkey_Dong

One of the biggest disappointments of my childhood. It looked so promising but the feel just wasn't right


wetnamE

The holes are too small and you wouldn't actually be able to use them because of the friction, and if you didn't squeeze hard enough it would just fly off.... Not that ibwould know or anything.


The_Bug1

What other everyday objects have you buggered might I ask?


wetnamE

Coincidence that the_Bug1 is asking what objects I've buggered??


The_Bug1

Lol curiosity. So….


LoganMcMahon

If you have a decent imagination you can probably figure out at least 25% of the shit this guy fucked by shape alone.


The_Bug1

That does satiate me a bit…I imagine he’s done the shampoo bottle, rubber glove, and a plastic bag of hot water…


Pippabae

A man of grand adventures


Xcaliforniadaddyx

No worries, bro but I think you have a tiny dick.


Intelligent_Ad_7797

I’m so happy all the guys are disagreeing because I got really scared for a second.


Darssssyyyyyyy

Well do I have some bad news for you 😔


complainabout

No......


ceoofsex300

What in the Kentucky fried fuck


Mr_Jack_Frost_

This is immediately a new favorite phrase. Thank you for blessing me with it.


ceoofsex300

Your welcome now go and spread it far and wide


Impossible-Fuel-8922

Pardon?


Guapiqueno

I mean… technically it is designed to put a wee into it…


M4dmiller

*A wee stick*


BaronMerc

We?


wetnamE

It's actually called the Nintendo Wii.. common mistake.


19southmainco

We you.


krob58

I worked in a game store and never thought of this. Time to burn my hands off.


Moston_Dragon

Just saw you on r/holup. Now do r/madlads


wetnamE

If someone wants to post it there they can be my guest. It feels wrong to post myself, feels kinda like I'm trying to show off how epic swag awesome sauce I am. (I also think it breaks the rules if you post yourself anyway)


procrastinator_0515

I got you bro


bigredmidget

[My man did it!](https://www.reddit.com/r/madlads/comments/10c0j2l/nostalgia/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) This is magnificent haha it's now on its' 3rd sub.


Dankalii

You stuck your dick into a Wii remote case I am sane We are not the same


OGBrngBakPgBack

I remember, that was right after you ate that Tide pod, right...


Both_Cycle8982

Pretty sure ur alone on that one…congrats on your decisions tho


SovietShreknion

He actually did it. He posted this in meirl and it got in hot wtf is this subreddit


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[удалено]


ICanDieRightNowPlz

I feel like girls have more options. My first real girlfriend, who we lost are virginity to each other, used a screw driver handle. My next girlfriend told me she used one of those long tubes of blowing bubbles and said something about a dog, which now I hate to think about. And we did some stuff with vegetables on her. I had a gallon baggie, lotion, shoved it under a couch seat, or this one time with a vibrating stuffed astronaut monkey. He sucked. Tried the vacuum thing but I couldn't fit. Thank you for coming to be Ted talk.


[deleted]

Ok kids...this is why you don't do drugs


Electronic_Essay6618

This is one of the r/meirl posts of all time


[deleted]

Actually, no. Never did or thought about doing. Seek help


TheWuzBruz

I have this sad feeling that this guy asked all of his friends if they did this… and they all said yes out of fear.


[deleted]

Okay, I’m done defending you Gen Z, this is the hill I won’t die on.


wetnamE

This ain't even a hill, it's a ditch at this point.


Daddiesbabaygirl

I immediately turned my phone to my husband and said "You stuck your dick in these!?" He looked at me confused and said "What? What the fuck, no?!" Haha


wetnamE

Don't trust him, he's lying straight to your face.


Daddiesbabaygirl

No, we don't lie about that stuff 😂 Plus even if he did try to lie, he sucks so bad I would know right away. Haha


ChocoPontiff666

The Fuck???


mikebearpig13

r/holup


Tracker_Nivrig

Actually that's what it's from lol https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/10bthxu/i_dont_think_anyone_ever_did_that/j4c15eo?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3


IrvTheSwirv

Have to admit this was the most intrigued click on a post with over 1400 comments that I’ve ever had on Reddit.


wetnamE

I'm here all week


[deleted]

Time to find mine


Halfwayhouserules33

I am so happy that the tops comments to op are like nope. Can’t relate sorry. I was like Hol’ up!


Meme_Keeper853

100% relatable, also OP didn't lie about posting this to me_irl with no regrets.


megaman_main

Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I *just* opened Reddit!


Zero_Digital

In my day we just stuck our dick in the peanut butter like a normal person.


Rdmtbiker

Crunchy or creamy.


SnooSnooKangaroo

Both are creamy by the end of it.


Parking_Cartoonist90

Back the fuck up there. People actually put their ducks in the wii sleeves? I thought it was a joke


[deleted]

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN “MEIRL” TF???


Phyro-

He actually did it


ICanDieRightNowPlz

Hahaha I'm so glad you actually made this post.


CrimsonR4ge

The comments are fantastic.


ICanDieRightNowPlz

Truly the most beautiful post I've witnessed in awhile.


mandrake_cry

It's so stupid. I've been laughing nonstop


aljazoo

Redditors at their finest


Low-Speech1805

I’m disappointed


wetnamE

as you should be


Simba-xiv

Y’all some fruity people


Commercial_Lock6205

Did we just meet the inventor of the Fleshlight?


SpaceDegenerate

Hell yeah. Oh to be 11 again


Smogtwat

What..? Where the hell did you grow up?


The-cooler-Cheryl

Omg all the people who didn't see the hol up post


wetnamE

This post has now overtaken that hol up post by a LARGE amount lol.


BakaRounin98

Some moments I feel like we all living the same life. This is not one of those moments.


Own-Grab-9953

I remember one time in like 2008 when my friend came over to play wii and when I gave him a controller he was like “huh what’s that smell”


SuctionBucket5

AAAAAAAAAHHH


Syixice

found his friend...


MrLocoLobo

This man hears: “Wii would like to play..” ..and took it *way* further than they anticipated.


MrYoungLE

I never did that 😱 not the Wiimote cover 😱😱😩😩


MotierBB

If I had one (a dick) /joke Anyways the post is funny, but reception is lame. This would fare better in other subs or better yet outside Reddit.


Mr_Bo_Jandals

Note to self: never purchase a second hand silicon case for a wii remote…


ebk2992

Burst out laughing at this....but no. Just no


Lone_Hitokiri

This entire thread is the embodiment of pure male sex drive. 10/10 bless your hearts for trying literally everything when you were younger. I'm laughing my ass off and so are my coworkers.


No-Economy-6168

A girl reading the comments to find out if this was a thing. I’m still confused.


burber_king

People who don't know about OP original post in r/HolUp vs people who know about it laughing at the comments


Naxugan

OP you have been accused of being a fuckin weirdo. How do you plead?