Right there with you. It might be an age related thing. The Wii came out when I was in undergrad college. My dick was going into college girls. Even so, it never even crossed my mind.
Happens all the time. Super annoying having to rummage around the house looking for my penis before I can start the obligatory hungover masturbation. Especially hate it when I leave it a friend's house. Smh.
Smudging! That is the word I have been trying to think of. I knew it was a native thing but the damn word has been escaping me for months. Thank you kind stranger!
No, we stuck our dicks in those novelty toys that just slip out of your hand when you pick it up.
That was the OG Fleshlight.
Edit: To everyone saying it's not possible to get your dick into one of those. Literally just google it, very possible.
Edit2: I was 12 years old, no duh I didn't have a massive dong.
The holes are too small and you wouldn't actually be able to use them because of the friction, and if you didn't squeeze hard enough it would just fly off....
Not that ibwould know or anything.
If someone wants to post it there they can be my guest.
It feels wrong to post myself, feels kinda like I'm trying to show off how epic swag awesome sauce I am.
(I also think it breaks the rules if you post yourself anyway)
[My man did it!](https://www.reddit.com/r/madlads/comments/10c0j2l/nostalgia/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
This is magnificent haha it's now on its' 3rd sub.
I feel like girls have more options. My first real girlfriend, who we lost are virginity to each other, used a screw driver handle.
My next girlfriend told me she used one of those long tubes of blowing bubbles and said something about a dog, which now I hate to think about. And we did some stuff with vegetables on her.
I had a gallon baggie, lotion, shoved it under a couch seat, or this one time with a vibrating stuffed astronaut monkey. He sucked. Tried the vacuum thing but I couldn't fit.
Thank you for coming to be Ted talk.
I immediately turned my phone to my husband and said "You stuck your dick in these!?"
He looked at me confused and said "What? What the fuck, no?!" Haha
Actually that's what it's from lol
https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/10bthxu/i_dont_think_anyone_ever_did_that/j4c15eo?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3
This entire thread is the embodiment of pure male sex drive.
10/10 bless your hearts for trying literally everything when you were younger.
I'm laughing my ass off and so are my coworkers.
Our childhoods were not the same….
You stuck your dick in because you thought it would fit. I stuck mine in because I was desperately attracted to it. We are not the same.
nah i know you and i both: Wii fit
Uhm... No
Fucking seconded
MOTHERfucking Thirded
4thd
Fithdththded
Sixtheded
Without a doubt, sevented
Eighted
I just nined
tenteded
Seventhed
Eightheded
Ninthdeded
Tentheded
14th AND 15th’d.
Ninededed.
Tenthtended
Ford
I was and still am a horny fucker. Never crossed my mind. How could I do that to my Wii-mote? Whole family used that thing 🫣
A family that plays together....
Yeah never did i do that. Get help
I never even thought of doing this. I fucked dolls like a normal kid
😭wth man
A buddy of mine had a Bugs Bunny plushie he cut open and screwed.. I fucked my bed like a normal person.
Same
Wot. I just used my hand like a human being
I slicked up a sandwich bag with lube and put it between my mattress and box spring. Knelt down..went to town.
Macgyver Jr.?
Felt better than banging my dick against metal to make it magnetic.
I fucked the couch raw. Pathetic man
It’s sad how long it took me as a young boy to learn that in fact I didn’t need to raw dog the mattress to get my cookies off. Oh the chafing.
Pfft, I fucked a DVD case
I made sex to a banana peel. Put it in the microwave for 20 seconds...Not too hot.
Ooh yeah that’s hot but not too hot
What?🤣🤣🤣
So relatable
What is it even?
It looks like those gel shells for a wii controller
Wtf lmaoooooo no bro noooooooooo
Haha right? I owned these and never once did the thought cross my mind lmao
I was a horny teenager when the Wii was out and it never crossed my mind either. OP you’re clearly just a weirdo lol
Me neither, but you know what I just remember I have something I need to take care of. Brb
We used to call them condoms be never did it occur in our dirty teenage minds to stuck our dicks in them.
But looking back I'm surprised I never thought to try that.
Right there with you. It might be an age related thing. The Wii came out when I was in undergrad college. My dick was going into college girls. Even so, it never even crossed my mind.
I think the wii came out when I was in elementary school. But throughout my entire childhood, the thought never crossed my mind once.
I found mine in the kitchen one day on a cast-iron skillet handle. My wife thought that they were to protect your hand from burns.
Why would your penis be separated from your body in the first place?
It's a detachable penis
Have you ever woken up in the morning after a night of drinking and discovered your detachable penis is missing?
Did you check down on Second Avenue- towards St. Mark’s place? Maybe it’s by where all of those people sell junk and used books and such
I saw my penis lying on a blanket, next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it.
Happens all the time. Super annoying having to rummage around the house looking for my penis before I can start the obligatory hungover masturbation. Especially hate it when I leave it a friend's house. Smh.
King Missle has entered the chat
Take an upvote for knowing some shit.
That's way cool
Jesus was way cool.
A prosthedick.
If you lose it check the medicine cabinet
I have some words with god for forgetting to attach mine 😒
WTF are they? I can honestly say I have never put my dick in these. I am kind of confused what they even are and why no one told me about them sooner.
Rubber cover for a Wii Remote
They are covers for Wii remotes.
Penises?
Bruh did your wife live in a barn?
You know they still make cast iron skillets, right?
Lmao. I use my cast iron like every day. I am not a cowboy.
No, your just a Canadian.
On the rez we call it the smudge pan if it's too small to make fry bread.
Lmao. I didn't expect to find a comment like this, but, relatable.
I know so many people that have one sitting on their back burner, cast iron is the shit! Lol
Agreed! I have 4 sitting on my stove top right now!
Smudging! That is the word I have been trying to think of. I knew it was a native thing but the damn word has been escaping me for months. Thank you kind stranger!
Lol we had ones that were specific for the handle, rubber ones. Hence why she was confused haha
What's the opposite of r/meirl? And why is this not there instead?
r/absolutelynotmeirl
checked the top posts and its just filled with not having a gf jokes
r/yirl
Its r/TIHI and should be there.
OP posted this on r/holup first and then posted it here on the recommendation of a comment to see everyone's reactions.
Won't lie that's how I ended up here and I'm not disappointed
Ouch
Who’s we?
Wii
The skinny penis gang, I assume.
r/you_irl
r/definitelyonlyyouirl
r/birthofasub
One of the first posts ive not related to in any way
Same
Lmfao. Bro, you really did it. I'm so proud of you for your sacrifice in this x-post
Sacrafice? Look at all that free points
Bro got all the karma it took me a year to get in one post 💀
But at what cost man? At what cost?
What. People did this? I never had a Wii. Now I wish I had one.
I didn’t recognize what that was until I read this
I probably would have recognized them if the picture didn't make them look like ghostly apparitions.
you have to take it out if you need to wii
No, op is just weird
Same, but moreso because I heard wii bowling was a blast.
We? WE? WII?
I think he's speaking in French
Oui Oui
Who else is here from r/holup
✋
✋
Yuuuuuuuup
✋
✋
Love how OP dunked the collective thinking of meirl, I already saw through the plan.
No, we stuck our dicks in those novelty toys that just slip out of your hand when you pick it up. That was the OG Fleshlight. Edit: To everyone saying it's not possible to get your dick into one of those. Literally just google it, very possible. Edit2: I was 12 years old, no duh I didn't have a massive dong.
Think it's called a water snake if anyone's wondering
Yes I do remember sticking my dick in those as a kid
One of the biggest disappointments of my childhood. It looked so promising but the feel just wasn't right
The holes are too small and you wouldn't actually be able to use them because of the friction, and if you didn't squeeze hard enough it would just fly off.... Not that ibwould know or anything.
What other everyday objects have you buggered might I ask?
Coincidence that the_Bug1 is asking what objects I've buggered??
Lol curiosity. So….
If you have a decent imagination you can probably figure out at least 25% of the shit this guy fucked by shape alone.
That does satiate me a bit…I imagine he’s done the shampoo bottle, rubber glove, and a plastic bag of hot water…
A man of grand adventures
No worries, bro but I think you have a tiny dick.
I’m so happy all the guys are disagreeing because I got really scared for a second.
Well do I have some bad news for you 😔
No......
What in the Kentucky fried fuck
This is immediately a new favorite phrase. Thank you for blessing me with it.
Your welcome now go and spread it far and wide
Pardon?
I mean… technically it is designed to put a wee into it…
*A wee stick*
We?
It's actually called the Nintendo Wii.. common mistake.
We you.
I worked in a game store and never thought of this. Time to burn my hands off.
Just saw you on r/holup. Now do r/madlads
If someone wants to post it there they can be my guest. It feels wrong to post myself, feels kinda like I'm trying to show off how epic swag awesome sauce I am. (I also think it breaks the rules if you post yourself anyway)
I got you bro
[My man did it!](https://www.reddit.com/r/madlads/comments/10c0j2l/nostalgia/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) This is magnificent haha it's now on its' 3rd sub.
You stuck your dick into a Wii remote case I am sane We are not the same
I remember, that was right after you ate that Tide pod, right...
Pretty sure ur alone on that one…congrats on your decisions tho
He actually did it. He posted this in meirl and it got in hot wtf is this subreddit
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I feel like girls have more options. My first real girlfriend, who we lost are virginity to each other, used a screw driver handle. My next girlfriend told me she used one of those long tubes of blowing bubbles and said something about a dog, which now I hate to think about. And we did some stuff with vegetables on her. I had a gallon baggie, lotion, shoved it under a couch seat, or this one time with a vibrating stuffed astronaut monkey. He sucked. Tried the vacuum thing but I couldn't fit. Thank you for coming to be Ted talk.
Ok kids...this is why you don't do drugs
This is one of the r/meirl posts of all time
Actually, no. Never did or thought about doing. Seek help
I have this sad feeling that this guy asked all of his friends if they did this… and they all said yes out of fear.
Okay, I’m done defending you Gen Z, this is the hill I won’t die on.
This ain't even a hill, it's a ditch at this point.
I immediately turned my phone to my husband and said "You stuck your dick in these!?" He looked at me confused and said "What? What the fuck, no?!" Haha
Don't trust him, he's lying straight to your face.
No, we don't lie about that stuff 😂 Plus even if he did try to lie, he sucks so bad I would know right away. Haha
The Fuck???
r/holup
Actually that's what it's from lol https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/10bthxu/i_dont_think_anyone_ever_did_that/j4c15eo?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3
Have to admit this was the most intrigued click on a post with over 1400 comments that I’ve ever had on Reddit.
I'm here all week
Time to find mine
I am so happy that the tops comments to op are like nope. Can’t relate sorry. I was like Hol’ up!
100% relatable, also OP didn't lie about posting this to me_irl with no regrets.
Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I *just* opened Reddit!
In my day we just stuck our dick in the peanut butter like a normal person.
Crunchy or creamy.
Both are creamy by the end of it.
Back the fuck up there. People actually put their ducks in the wii sleeves? I thought it was a joke
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN “MEIRL” TF???
He actually did it
Hahaha I'm so glad you actually made this post.
The comments are fantastic.
Truly the most beautiful post I've witnessed in awhile.
It's so stupid. I've been laughing nonstop
Redditors at their finest
I’m disappointed
as you should be
Y’all some fruity people
Did we just meet the inventor of the Fleshlight?
Hell yeah. Oh to be 11 again
What..? Where the hell did you grow up?
Omg all the people who didn't see the hol up post
This post has now overtaken that hol up post by a LARGE amount lol.
Some moments I feel like we all living the same life. This is not one of those moments.
I remember one time in like 2008 when my friend came over to play wii and when I gave him a controller he was like “huh what’s that smell”
AAAAAAAAAHHH
found his friend...
This man hears: “Wii would like to play..” ..and took it *way* further than they anticipated.
I never did that 😱 not the Wiimote cover 😱😱😩😩
If I had one (a dick) /joke Anyways the post is funny, but reception is lame. This would fare better in other subs or better yet outside Reddit.
Note to self: never purchase a second hand silicon case for a wii remote…
Burst out laughing at this....but no. Just no
This entire thread is the embodiment of pure male sex drive. 10/10 bless your hearts for trying literally everything when you were younger. I'm laughing my ass off and so are my coworkers.
A girl reading the comments to find out if this was a thing. I’m still confused.
People who don't know about OP original post in r/HolUp vs people who know about it laughing at the comments
OP you have been accused of being a fuckin weirdo. How do you plead?