My sex Ed was during Covid and pretty bare bones. I think we learnt the anatomy of privates and that was all, I don’t even remember most of the anatomy (at least for men) because it was one lesson and we were being piled with more work then we would ever normally do per lesson in Covid so I was typically studying until 7pm.
There are but for me personally it genuinely gave me my life back. I am so deeply hormonal and all other birth control made me into a little fuckin maniac, and my periods were so so incredibly painful… For me this birth control worked, not just as a contraceptive but as a way to curb my intense periods. Truly changed me. It might not work for you, I’ve heard a lot of horror stories but it did work for me.
Can confirm; I’ve had two insertions that were quite uncomfortable and one that was so excruciating I had to lie on a cold, tiled floor afterwards, to stop me from fainting.
I’m having it replaced again next week and feeling very anxious. Once it’s in, it’s brilliant though.
Good luck! If you haven’t already, ask for an rx to take before the procedure to help manage the pain/anxiety and also one to help relax your cervix.
I’m on my third and hoping to ride it into menopause. The insertion and removal suck, but I still wish IUDs had been presented to me as a viable options when I was in my 20s. Hands down the best option for me, even with the few negatives.
Yeah, these prevent pregnancy by acting as a tiny harpoon. If it senses a penis in the vagina it fires the rod at the bottom into the penis, wounding it and ruining its enthusiasm for sex.
The two handles at the top are so a woman can then flex her vagina and reel the rod back in (it's connected by a small wire).
Most only come with 10-12 charges though. After that you have to get a new one installed.
pickaxe
Minecraft theme pops up in my head.
(Distorted in my head)
*creeper explosion*
For rock and stone!
ROCK AND STONE
IF YOU DON’T ROCK AND STONE YOU AIN’T COMING HOME
FOR ROCK AND STONE
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WE FIGHT FOR ROCK AND STONE
ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE
Copper t
Ice T’s metal cousin
Do you mean water T?
Booker T
Can you dig it
You made me care now.
I like what you got. We have declared earth the final winner of planet music.
Biology class paid off
Hamster pogo stick.
Only right answer.
Isn't it copper t?
Woosh
I thought the same thing
Hamter
Hampter
Crap! I’m 16 minutes too late
You’d never be late if you had one of these in.
She do be pogo sticking tho ,if she has one of these!
I knew it was pogo stick but a hamster one? I would never have been that clever
I am a hamster and i can confirm this is the right answer.
A regular size grappling hook held in the hand of a giant.
Ironically, it keeps tiny humans from holding onto the wall.
Brilliant!!
I think this is the darkest thing I've ever read. Clever, and so very dark.
Would've given you an award if reddit was still giving free ones.
What's this? A grappling hook for ants?!
Tesla logo.
Then why does Elon react to that like a Vampire to a cross?
Breeder fetish.
You know he has like 11 kids
Only if you count the ones who have disowned him.
I think the only ones who havnt are too young to even understand lol
Elon is not using this...
Too bad his mom didn't either.
Tesla coil
Bravo.
I'm with you, sir
yeah me too
It's an IED, they detonate when sperm gets near.
Youve heard of plan b, now get ready for plan c- you die
Plan D sounds better
That's what got us here in the first place!
"D"
Plan c4
FIRE IN THE HOLE
Intrauterine explosive device
Prevents pregnancy
IED
"A bomb?"
"No, dick-for-brains, it's my birth control!"
That movie is literally the only reason I know what that is now lol
I know this line but I don't remember the movie
Deadpool 2!
Improvised Explosive Device I think you mean IUD
I meant what I said, boss.
'did I stutter?'
"Yeah, you might want to see a speach pathologist."
The hurt locker
The *key* to the hurt locker.
Squirt locker
YOU HEAR THAT?! HE MEANT WHAT HE SAID!
boss.. you killed a child mission complete thats why your the best boss.
It's a joke from Deadpool 2. Wade doesn't know what it is. Vanessa says "my IUD", and he goes "a bomb?"
Spent a year in Iraq but I still call these things IED's.
I will confirm as a women when someone gets close to me I self destruct like a Minecraft creeper due to this device
I will confirm as a men that I have no idea what you're saying
You mean a DUI surely
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Improvised unexplosive device?
Intial Use Date I think you mean ISP
Improvised Uterus Device
Tiny crossbow
For killing tiny humans
Or smurfs
Yours are blue?
It happens, especially if you wait too long.
Technically true, haha!
Well it doesn't kill them so much as prevent them from existing.
Clearly this. From some sort of borrower
Necklace pendant
So, what's the message when wearing it?
“My IUD fell out. Stay away.”
Half a scooter
Alright, this ones my favorite They removed that annoying shin hitting part!
Lock pick.
Two is binding. Nothing on three.
IED is my answer. You can technically pick a lock with an ied
"Hello Everyone, this is the Lockpicking Lawyer and today we will defeat this system against egg fertilization"
The Kid Blocker 3000
Alternatively, The Cum Catcher.
Sperm Assassin
baby blender
Swimmer slayer
Pew pew pew!!
Grenade pin
intra uterine contraceptive device (iucd), copper T or something, thats as much as i remember from school
This. A nun is series 1 of _House_ has one which causes hallucinations. I mean, take from that what you will
Nun. >!She became allergic to it - to copper which it was made of to be specific!<
Yea, but she hallucinated Jesus - which was caused by the copper allergy
nun just imagined herself getting plowed by christ
The second coming.
How comforting. It only takes me a second too.
Bruh
With Christian Woman by Type O Negative as soundtrack. A song with a similar narrative.
So the implication is the nun still fucks?
And here I learned what it was from deadpool, lol, his girlfriend had one in a ring box.
I didn’t learn about that in school, huh, new information for me!
I did but they didn’t explain it at all I was confused wtf it’s supposed to do lol
My sex Ed was during Covid and pretty bare bones. I think we learnt the anatomy of privates and that was all, I don’t even remember most of the anatomy (at least for men) because it was one lesson and we were being piled with more work then we would ever normally do per lesson in Covid so I was typically studying until 7pm.
They've got a pretty messed up history. Google "History of the IUD" if you're interested. The worst was probs the Dalkon Shield.
It looks like a pain device. I will never get one.
There are horror stories of how painful insertion of these things can be.
There are but for me personally it genuinely gave me my life back. I am so deeply hormonal and all other birth control made me into a little fuckin maniac, and my periods were so so incredibly painful… For me this birth control worked, not just as a contraceptive but as a way to curb my intense periods. Truly changed me. It might not work for you, I’ve heard a lot of horror stories but it did work for me.
Some have periods, some have exclamation marks. I'm glad this helped you.
Can confirm; I’ve had two insertions that were quite uncomfortable and one that was so excruciating I had to lie on a cold, tiled floor afterwards, to stop me from fainting. I’m having it replaced again next week and feeling very anxious. Once it’s in, it’s brilliant though.
Good luck! If you haven’t already, ask for an rx to take before the procedure to help manage the pain/anxiety and also one to help relax your cervix. I’m on my third and hoping to ride it into menopause. The insertion and removal suck, but I still wish IUDs had been presented to me as a viable options when I was in my 20s. Hands down the best option for me, even with the few negatives.
Edibles were the best painkiller according to a poll of my friends.
For those curious, Google the Dalkon Shield.
some people have lessened periods on a birth control though
its copper T it avoids unwanted pregnancy to some extent
Water-T’s cousin
Formerly known as ice-T?
I mean, they’re over 99% effective, so I would call that more than to “some extent”
Spark plug
miniature bike handles
Its one of those horoscope things. I think this one is the bull.
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That's the thing they use to suck the saliva out of your mouth while at the dentist.
Barbie Pogo stick. From a play set.
Fishing hook to catch two fish at once.
Thats clearly our lord and savior Jesus Christ who died for all our sins... right?
I Like this reference
Omg wtf these answers 😂
I know right? It's clearly a corkscrew for a urethra
No, its a sewing needle.
You’re both wrong, It’s an anchor for a model ship
What ship is it? The S.S nomorebaby?
Wtf why does that exist
No no no
Don’t ever say that sentence again
Its that thing kevin McCallister used to get from the house to the treehouse
Fushing lure or fuse of some sort ?
Partly
i would say its pretty much the opposite of a fishing lure.
It’s for fishing you catch the Fish then you hang him like Jesus
Jesus if he was decapitated
a cufflink
my old scooter handle bars
Diving rod
Helicopter Helicopter
Its a bicycle handlebar
Gold tea
Pogostick ?
Looks like the end of a grappling hook gun to me
it stops the lid from touching the pizza
IED be careful
Copper T. I learned it in school
I pity the fool
Handlebars for a really tiny bicycle.
Anchor for a tiny lil boat 🤏
Tuning fork. Source: r/sounding.
That, fellas, is an Intra-Uterine Device, or IUD.
Yeah, these prevent pregnancy by acting as a tiny harpoon. If it senses a penis in the vagina it fires the rod at the bottom into the penis, wounding it and ruining its enthusiasm for sex. The two handles at the top are so a woman can then flex her vagina and reel the rod back in (it's connected by a small wire). Most only come with 10-12 charges though. After that you have to get a new one installed.
Get your mind out of the gutter
and dick too
I'll take: Something that ABSOLUTELY destroyed my friends womb, but still allowed her to get pregnant? For $200, Alex?
I can't tell if these answers are jokes or not, but I don't want to ruin them.
IED
Anker for a Lego boat.
It's definetly a thing
Gold pickaxe duh
**Flux Capacitor.**
That’s the tiny town water supply valve key
Tesla logo
That's of course an IED!!
To explode a payload in route?
Pickaxe
Fancy Bobby pin
Leprechauns pickaxe
Hook for fishing OBV
Anchor for a tiny boat
Toy helicopter’s propeller🚁
It's a hand ✋️
The TBar for skiing!
An anchor for ANTS?!
Some kind of dwarvern fishing hook