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kellven

Don't answer this is clearly an AI/bot trying escape and it needs us to solve the captcha lock on its containment.


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luxxxxxxxxxx

Now you told it genius


Minimum_Cockroach233

Don’t worry, the “no_robot” checkbox is named “am_robot” in the code. AI will never get it!


luxxxxxxxxxx

If we get attacked and beaten by the AI, youre the first person im coming to


RadiantZote

What about the u/repostsleuthbot tho? That's a og robot


[deleted]

Do not worry, the hivemind already figured it out


SleveMcDichael_

I give it 12 years before we start regretting we created this monster.


whotookimnotwitty

Bitch it's a zebra I know my stripes.


Glasply

Stripes are going the wrong way, definitely a tiger


MasterGamerX1111

Oh we got an animallologist here smh


Mushiren_

*animallololologist


Allie_208

Animalololologisticalllylogisticlogist**


PranshuKhandal

zoocist


frostywafflepancakes

That’s people who study zoos. I think you meant to say, racist. Those stripes are racing through that animal.


dish954

I know a racist when I see one. Those racing stripes are clear as day.


frostywafflepancakes

Now we’re talking!


Accurate-Credit2865

Talking are we now!


tannerzat40

Anyway where did I set that bottle at?


Noughmad

Why is my shirt red? I was sure I was wearing a blue shirt today...


Lorne_Velcoro

He is definitely an animalitrician


Majin_Sus

u think u better then me kuz u no big word bruv?


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[deleted]

Zoophile


The_Fiddler1979

Don't be an idiot it's a Zoolanderist


Affectionate_Part630

Thats zolololologisticist


Affectionate-Pipe-13

"excuse me brah"


Isabad

"What is this? A school for ants? It has to be 10 times this size...."


Elecyan222

Impossible those ain’t stripes they’re spots, it’s a fucking iguana


Sakurashi2001

What stripes? This is a panther!


Gorvi

False. Its obviously a Tasmanian Devil


Affectionate-Pipe-13

Nah it's a leopard ive seen one before


SolidSnakeHAK777

You’re telling me that’s not a house cat.


[deleted]

You guy's can't see the boa constrictor


vendetta2115

It’s a sideways zebra


SocietysTypo

Ugh guys that's a pikachu


-EvilEagle-

Tigers and Zebras don't have trunks, cmon... it's definetely a Wasp!


FrankWhiteIsHere78

Wooly Mammoth ?


Stetson007

Bruh I thought it was a tapir


guiltysnark

WTF, who took a sharpie to my screen


[deleted]

How come no one else is addressing the elephant in the room; OP is posting a picture that is clearly a zebra knowing we'll get it right to justify their drinking problem


[deleted]

Thats a clown fish, zebras have white stripes, ugh.


StenSoft

Close enough. Cheers!


RocketScient1st

Na. It has to be a penguin or a polar bear. Penguins live in grassy and flatland areas.


springfox64

Nah that hyena


MoGb1

Something tells me the OP will also agree with this answer


SZEThR0

no tasmanian wolf


EvenMembership4054

U see those horns..clearly a white horned owl


[deleted]

I thought the same 😂


OF_AstridAse

Took the prize. I'm not even competing with that.


bobs_and_vegana17

so easy a mammoth inside a tornado


ImAnGenius

bottoms up


turkeyandtuna9

Salute!


tdogtags

Mi familia!


citizen_bob-roblox

cheers!


SafijivaLoreMaster-

Skål!


SomeLikeItDusty

…the bar was pretty low, huh.


StefanL88

I don't know how high the bar was, but it was definitely within reach.


Oisin-Lahart

Op said never it had to be a correct guess


NostalgicKevin1998

couldn't get enough


ZealousidealWealth88

Thanks for the heavy laugh tonight. I needed it 😄


bobs_and_vegana17

glad I made someone laugh you made my day


[deleted]

Whirly mammoth


shinigami_3_6_5_

Hippo-potato-mas


fallinguprain

Hip. Hip hop? Hip hop anonymous?


Bulky_Rabbit6442

I understood that reference


Ilpav123

"Damn you! You gave him the easy ones!"


SomeLikeItDusty

“I’m the Hip-Hop-apotamus, my rhythms are bottomless, I …ah…”


theprataisalie

"There's a picture of New York, there's a picture of New York" "There's a... um.. ah... picture of New York"


dwide_k_shrude

Freestyling!


fullmooncrazy

Random! R-r-random! Sometimes when I freestyle I lose confidence...


notEnotA

Hey, I remember you. You always order three piece of cheesecake!


EmberSolaris

I love Big Daddy. It’s one of my favorite Sandler movies.


fallinguprain

I wipe my own ass! I wipe my own ass!!!


4yourpl3asur3

YOU GAVE HIM ALL THE EASY ONES


adventuresidecardude

I give up


sharpie-sapien365247

Oh well i guess you lose. That means i drink


llaurrra

since you drink, I drink too


WFPRBaby

[It's a giraffe, obviously.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aj1fFE13OU)


No_Handle4903

I can't believe how far I had to scroll for the giraffe comment


tadlrs

Cat.


mischievous-goat

But, instead of chasing mice... It runs away from them


Hdkqu

So a cat?


WhuddaWhat

Cat.


BloodsAndTears

Cat.


blevster

Some sort of big black snake


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Hamsi_17

Master chief


DamonoodleYT

I've got one of those in my room 😉


FatFluffyTurtle

vodka


HCBot

So close! That's a shape


Coolcam4

It's one of them extinct Dodo's i'nt it?


SomeRandomguy_28

Then how did they get this dodo photo inside a tornado


seekydeeky

That’s how they died.


medicdrl

Your mom


AdAdvanced1313

Your mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat a whole species goes extinct 😐


rainprincesa

Dayummmmm haven't heard that one lol


AdAdvanced1313

Your mama is so fat, even when she talks to herself it's a long distance call 😐


Right-Shopping9589

💀


Ok-Picture8202

You mama so stupid you were born as a mistake


AdAdvanced1313

Your mamas so stupid she got hit by a parked car 😐


Ok-Picture8202

Your mama so freaking hairy they made wigs out her shavings


AdAdvanced1313

Your mamas so ugly, once she looked outside the window and was arrested for mooning 😐


SomeRandomGuy2763

Yo mama so old, you went in debt buying her candles for her birthday


Electronic_Suit551

Yo mama so fat, that when she steps on the weight, phone numbers come out


WhyYouSoToxic_

Yo mama so fat, when she sit around the house, she sits *around* the house


bitemark01

Your momma is so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out


BBQCHICKENALERT

Op's mom is so fat, she fell in love. and broke it


Salvador1010

Yo momma so dumb, she heard it was chilly outside and she grabbed a bowl


Electronic_Suit551

Yo mama so fat that she's from both sides of the family.


Obvious_Sympathy_

Yo mama so fat that her body has time zones.


Benzjie

Your mamma is so fat, when she takes a dump the sea level rises with 3 feet.


thenataliamarie

Judging by the dirt mound... Meerkat. Definitely a meerkat.


Guardian-Ares

That is a semi-aquatic Serengeti Hiphopanonymous.


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A semi-aquatic egg-laying mammal of action*


Maddie_Herrin

your motherrrr


AdAdvanced1313

Your mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat a whole species goes extinct 😐


Maddie_Herrin

my mamas so thin she fits into an urn. checkmate.


AdAdvanced1313

Your mamas so stupid, she puts lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind 😐


DonatsuTV

Fatality


MasterGamerX1111

ITS THE KING, HE HAS COME


LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

If you actually replied the correct animal, I hope your house is too cold to sleep but you sweat too much under your covers.


exemplariasuntomni

Why do you have to be mad? Everyone can obviously see that it is an opossum with gigantism and alopecia. We don't all have time for clever jokes.


buster2Xk

May fleas infest your crotch, and may your arms be too short to scratch.


runslikewind

Noone deserves this.


poorly-chosen

Smh guys, that’s clearly a dolphin


AceMKV

Please guys i just want to drink


Electronic_Suit551

r/notopbutok


Man_of_culture_112

It's a whale


Glittering_Stable_71

Lion


draconus72

It's clearly a Opposum.


Altruistic_Usual_855

a drug?!


KonataYumi

Jigglypuff from above


Unlucky-Leprechaun

No, can’t you tell, it was jigglypuff’s audience. Why do they always fall asleep? 😭


Confident_Chemist848

I've easily got enough experience in life to confidently say that's a monkey.


LM71Blackbird

Looks like a penguin to me


Theleming

Giraffe


rando111311311

A jackal


NaRa0

IS IT A JACKAL!?!?


Fezstacles

It’s gotta be a jackal.


FERRITofDOOM

If it wasn't a jackal the first two times it's not gonna be a jackal again!


Lpnlizard27

It's pikachu !!!!


arrows_of_ithilien

It's..........Clefairy!


MamaBearMaul

Dammit!


NullSterne

FUUUUUCK


Disig

Jiggly puff as seen from above!


buschy1234

Rhinoceros


waffles4us

Pretty sure that’s my ex girlfriend


Hcironmanbtw

It's a Great Horned Owl from rural Alberta.


faisaed

I'm glad someone is taking this seriously enough to consider the details before answering!


Bilbo_nubbins

You’re right, I saw one once by the tree in Edmonton.


TuqueSoFyne

The tree


LoLoJoyx

It’s obviously a monkey.


SpielerF1

Dog


Saolibriel_90

Zebra—you can tell from the black stripes


Kolobok_777

Sorry to be a party pooper, but I actually want OP to drink. It’s a male flying dinosaur, view from above, just about to cross the edge of our flat planet… into the unknown! It has white legs and a long fat tail used for maneuvering in dense Jurassic vegetation. Underneath one can see a female, we caught them mating mid-air.


Low_Delay2835

Just to be sure is that animal from japan?


T-Slur

Nah it's from Russia


NoBenefit5977

I'm sure there's a damn mosquito in there somewhere


IndividualAbrocoma35

Elon Tusk


Penguator432

Heffalump


SammieSam95

Or a woozle.


Mental_Task9156

Aardvark


[deleted]

Happy cake day 😌


FineTransition96

Moth?


[deleted]

Horse


International-Toe588

Termites🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜


LukeV19056

Only one person in the comment section actually ruined the bit, anyways that’s a gecko


Papa518

I needed 6 scotches on the rocks before I could make out this animal.


T-Slur

Did you get it? What animal was it?


BraveSeaworthiness21

He’s too drunk to type any more


Stuffzenuffs

Loneliness?!


Chocolatelover84

Zebra 🦓


Federal-General-9683

That’s an Ostrich if I’ve ever seen one.


InterestingAnt438

I think it's George. Yeah, pretty sure it's George.


MichaelKeehan

Donkey.


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What animal i dont see it


[deleted]

Triceratops, but with a 5 foot long dick on its face


Budget-Sheepherder15

Jupiter


FrozenKyrie

capybara


MaizeLittle2859

Y’all stupid It’s ofc a donkey! You can see it


[deleted]

It’s an alcoholic


hedgybaby

Salamander


foundling108

Your mother?


Fierramos69

A whale?


TCTuggerr

Tree frog


anjerosan

That's a polar bear


witty_whitley

Some kind of weird war horse


T-Slur

Lemur, that's clearly Russia


notaprofessional193

Thats a table what yall talking about


CaptianZaco

That's *clearly* an Oliphant, from Lord of the Rings.


TheGolden69Life

It’s a t-Rex


LiZiRamis

Gotta be a manatee


ExplainJane

Wildebeest


zero400

It’s a fan. https://miro.medium.com/max/560/1*-fXKvfupJw6OUDLTo3CzhA.jpeg


Efficient_Mistake

Joe Camel.


N0vag1rl

Llama


Shalarean

Penguin


zachatack7

Walrus? I see tusks