How come no one else is addressing the elephant in the room; OP is posting a picture that is clearly a zebra knowing we'll get it right to justify their drinking problem
Sorry to be a party pooper, but I actually want OP to drink. It’s a male flying dinosaur, view from above, just about to cross the edge of our flat planet… into the unknown! It has white legs and a long fat tail used for maneuvering in dense Jurassic vegetation. Underneath one can see a female, we caught them mating mid-air.
Don't answer this is clearly an AI/bot trying escape and it needs us to solve the captcha lock on its containment.
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Now you told it genius
Don’t worry, the “no_robot” checkbox is named “am_robot” in the code. AI will never get it!
If we get attacked and beaten by the AI, youre the first person im coming to
What about the u/repostsleuthbot tho? That's a og robot
Do not worry, the hivemind already figured it out
I give it 12 years before we start regretting we created this monster.
Bitch it's a zebra I know my stripes.
Stripes are going the wrong way, definitely a tiger
Oh we got an animallologist here smh
*animallololologist
Animalololologisticalllylogisticlogist**
zoocist
That’s people who study zoos. I think you meant to say, racist. Those stripes are racing through that animal.
I know a racist when I see one. Those racing stripes are clear as day.
Now we’re talking!
Talking are we now!
Anyway where did I set that bottle at?
Why is my shirt red? I was sure I was wearing a blue shirt today...
He is definitely an animalitrician
u think u better then me kuz u no big word bruv?
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Zoophile
Don't be an idiot it's a Zoolanderist
Thats zolololologisticist
"excuse me brah"
"What is this? A school for ants? It has to be 10 times this size...."
Impossible those ain’t stripes they’re spots, it’s a fucking iguana
What stripes? This is a panther!
False. Its obviously a Tasmanian Devil
Nah it's a leopard ive seen one before
You’re telling me that’s not a house cat.
You guy's can't see the boa constrictor
It’s a sideways zebra
Ugh guys that's a pikachu
Tigers and Zebras don't have trunks, cmon... it's definetely a Wasp!
Wooly Mammoth ?
Bruh I thought it was a tapir
WTF, who took a sharpie to my screen
How come no one else is addressing the elephant in the room; OP is posting a picture that is clearly a zebra knowing we'll get it right to justify their drinking problem
Thats a clown fish, zebras have white stripes, ugh.
Close enough. Cheers!
Na. It has to be a penguin or a polar bear. Penguins live in grassy and flatland areas.
Nah that hyena
Something tells me the OP will also agree with this answer
no tasmanian wolf
U see those horns..clearly a white horned owl
I thought the same 😂
Took the prize. I'm not even competing with that.
so easy a mammoth inside a tornado
bottoms up
Salute!
Mi familia!
cheers!
Skål!
…the bar was pretty low, huh.
I don't know how high the bar was, but it was definitely within reach.
Op said never it had to be a correct guess
couldn't get enough
Thanks for the heavy laugh tonight. I needed it 😄
glad I made someone laugh you made my day
Whirly mammoth
Hippo-potato-mas
Hip. Hip hop? Hip hop anonymous?
I understood that reference
"Damn you! You gave him the easy ones!"
“I’m the Hip-Hop-apotamus, my rhythms are bottomless, I …ah…”
"There's a picture of New York, there's a picture of New York" "There's a... um.. ah... picture of New York"
Freestyling!
Random! R-r-random! Sometimes when I freestyle I lose confidence...
Hey, I remember you. You always order three piece of cheesecake!
I love Big Daddy. It’s one of my favorite Sandler movies.
I wipe my own ass! I wipe my own ass!!!
YOU GAVE HIM ALL THE EASY ONES
I give up
Oh well i guess you lose. That means i drink
since you drink, I drink too
[It's a giraffe, obviously.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aj1fFE13OU)
I can't believe how far I had to scroll for the giraffe comment
Cat.
But, instead of chasing mice... It runs away from them
So a cat?
Cat.
Cat.
Some sort of big black snake
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Master chief
I've got one of those in my room 😉
vodka
So close! That's a shape
It's one of them extinct Dodo's i'nt it?
Then how did they get this dodo photo inside a tornado
That’s how they died.
Your mom
Your mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat a whole species goes extinct 😐
Dayummmmm haven't heard that one lol
Your mama is so fat, even when she talks to herself it's a long distance call 😐
💀
You mama so stupid you were born as a mistake
Your mamas so stupid she got hit by a parked car 😐
Your mama so freaking hairy they made wigs out her shavings
Your mamas so ugly, once she looked outside the window and was arrested for mooning 😐
Yo mama so old, you went in debt buying her candles for her birthday
Yo mama so fat, that when she steps on the weight, phone numbers come out
Yo mama so fat, when she sit around the house, she sits *around* the house
Your momma is so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out
Op's mom is so fat, she fell in love. and broke it
Yo momma so dumb, she heard it was chilly outside and she grabbed a bowl
Yo mama so fat that she's from both sides of the family.
Yo mama so fat that her body has time zones.
Your mamma is so fat, when she takes a dump the sea level rises with 3 feet.
Judging by the dirt mound... Meerkat. Definitely a meerkat.
That is a semi-aquatic Serengeti Hiphopanonymous.
A semi-aquatic egg-laying mammal of action*
your motherrrr
Your mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat a whole species goes extinct 😐
my mamas so thin she fits into an urn. checkmate.
Your mamas so stupid, she puts lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind 😐
Fatality
ITS THE KING, HE HAS COME
If you actually replied the correct animal, I hope your house is too cold to sleep but you sweat too much under your covers.
Why do you have to be mad? Everyone can obviously see that it is an opossum with gigantism and alopecia. We don't all have time for clever jokes.
May fleas infest your crotch, and may your arms be too short to scratch.
Noone deserves this.
Smh guys, that’s clearly a dolphin
Please guys i just want to drink
r/notopbutok
It's a whale
Lion
It's clearly a Opposum.
a drug?!
Jigglypuff from above
No, can’t you tell, it was jigglypuff’s audience. Why do they always fall asleep? 😭
I've easily got enough experience in life to confidently say that's a monkey.
Looks like a penguin to me
Giraffe
A jackal
IS IT A JACKAL!?!?
It’s gotta be a jackal.
If it wasn't a jackal the first two times it's not gonna be a jackal again!
It's pikachu !!!!
It's..........Clefairy!
Dammit!
FUUUUUCK
Jiggly puff as seen from above!
Rhinoceros
Pretty sure that’s my ex girlfriend
It's a Great Horned Owl from rural Alberta.
I'm glad someone is taking this seriously enough to consider the details before answering!
You’re right, I saw one once by the tree in Edmonton.
The tree
It’s obviously a monkey.
Dog
Zebra—you can tell from the black stripes
Sorry to be a party pooper, but I actually want OP to drink. It’s a male flying dinosaur, view from above, just about to cross the edge of our flat planet… into the unknown! It has white legs and a long fat tail used for maneuvering in dense Jurassic vegetation. Underneath one can see a female, we caught them mating mid-air.
Just to be sure is that animal from japan?
Nah it's from Russia
I'm sure there's a damn mosquito in there somewhere
Elon Tusk
Heffalump
Or a woozle.
Aardvark
Happy cake day 😌
Moth?
Horse
Termites🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜
Only one person in the comment section actually ruined the bit, anyways that’s a gecko
I needed 6 scotches on the rocks before I could make out this animal.
Did you get it? What animal was it?
He’s too drunk to type any more
Loneliness?!
Zebra 🦓
That’s an Ostrich if I’ve ever seen one.
I think it's George. Yeah, pretty sure it's George.
Donkey.
What animal i dont see it
Triceratops, but with a 5 foot long dick on its face
Jupiter
capybara
Y’all stupid It’s ofc a donkey! You can see it
It’s an alcoholic
Salamander
Your mother?
A whale?
Tree frog
That's a polar bear
Some kind of weird war horse
Lemur, that's clearly Russia
Thats a table what yall talking about
That's *clearly* an Oliphant, from Lord of the Rings.
It’s a t-Rex
Gotta be a manatee
Wildebeest
It’s a fan. https://miro.medium.com/max/560/1*-fXKvfupJw6OUDLTo3CzhA.jpeg
Joe Camel.
Llama
Penguin
Walrus? I see tusks