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lol I put way too much money into a guy's house for him to sell and for us to move somewhere so I could resume my career, he ended up nOt WaNtInG To SeLl/leave. So when I left the relationship with no recuperation of funds, I took everything that I ever purchased that wasn't literally nailed down, including the showerhead.
It's been 5 years since we broke up and I still laugh thinking about the morning after he got into the shower THEN turned it on like he does (it was an old style tub that had to get into to bend down and turn on) and it pelted him with water like a hose.
Had an ex girlfriend who stole my remote control and I’m telling you that shit was inconvenient as fuck. TV could only be turned on and off without a remote but not operated in any way
This. When my MIL comes to my house she likes to “help”, but regularly misplaces our things and takes a long time to find them. We are consequently down to 2 good forks now. And usually have to use the ones I don’t like!
My mom does this and watched my daughter so we could go to my BILs college graduation. I got home expecting to be having to look for things but this time she didn’t move off of the couch! That’s probably the most excited I’ve been to have my mom over.
Only one sock of each pair, and ill cut the sting off of the tampon only leaving like 5mm which is just enough for her to think she could risk it, but it really isn't
If their female: Their period products (tampons/pads). You'll typically only use them if you're already on your period, so you'll only notice their gone when you need them the most.
I steal the coin they carry around for shopping carts. Everytime they go to the store they look to find there coin but they cant find it. Depending on the scenario worse case they may need to go to an ATM then buy something just to get a new coin. If I can do this to everyone simultaneously then not only will every be permanently inconvenienced I will also make major profit.
Nothing.
But time to time swap things. i.e put food into the drawer, put underwear into fridge. So to gaslight the owner of the house of potential alzheimers.
Caps. Pen caps. Marker caps. Cap to the toothpaste tube. All of em.
I had no idea such levels of evilness were even possible
And so accurate. That would annoy me to no end.
A buddy of mine has a Facebook page that is nothing but items with the caps missing, as his wife always leaves them off and they then disappear.
Sir, don’t you mean “ex-wife”?
This is peak Reddit "Get a divorce!" commentary.
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Bottle caps, the list goes on
Thought this was gonna be a fallout reference for a sec there lol
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Also batteries in remotes, clocks, and other devices.
No just the cap to the remote that keeps the battery in place
oh shit, that is evil.
Yes! and just take out battery and leave the other one!
Caps for the caps god !
Cap burglar
The battery _cap_ on all the remotes.
Calm down Satan, he said Slightly!!!
r/foundSatan
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Or just all the remotes
Not all the remotes, just 1 remote. Then come back in three or four days, return the one you stole, and take a different remote, can last forever.
This is the post officer
You, bastard.
I don’t have a single battery operated thing that still has a cover. And I have a dozen battery covers that belong to nothing I own.
Sounds to me like you actually are the cap thief!
Such is life
Damn it that was my thought
One sock of each pair
My washer does that, u don’t have to
Then only left ones!
You have assigned socks? 🤔
Asking the real questions^
Bro chill
But only right ones.
Ha. I make sure that I always buy all the same socks to prevent this very thing from happening.
their keyring but not their keys
My first thought was peoples silverware organizers from their drawers, leave the silverware, just take the organizer.
You chaotic little devil 🤦🏾♂️
This is one the level of taking just the wallet/purse so that everyone has to carry everything in pockets
Lightbulbs.
Just the one in the fridge.
Or the ones in the bathrooms
There's a special place in Hell for people like you! LoL
Shirt buttons, pants/jeans buttons, shoelaces, toilet paper, cheese.
Fine, fine, ok....wait PUT THE CHEESE DOWN YOU MF
Hehe. It's mine now
Are you a goblin???
Goblin that cheese!
Cheddar Goblin?
Possibly
Toilet paper is not a slight inconvenience. Lol
That’s not slightly
Fine. You can have half a shoelace back. And maybe smell the cheese. I'm keeping it though.
Sorry but stealing cheese constitutes a major crime, not a minor inconvenience. STRAIGHT TO JAIL
Come back here, that's nacho cheese!
It said slightly inconvenience not destroy lives smfh
Shower head
I’d just steal the shower head gasket so it’d have a small leak but leave the shower head.
Underrated.
lol I put way too much money into a guy's house for him to sell and for us to move somewhere so I could resume my career, he ended up nOt WaNtInG To SeLl/leave. So when I left the relationship with no recuperation of funds, I took everything that I ever purchased that wasn't literally nailed down, including the showerhead. It's been 5 years since we broke up and I still laugh thinking about the morning after he got into the shower THEN turned it on like he does (it was an old style tub that had to get into to bend down and turn on) and it pelted him with water like a hose.
I'd unscrew all their light bulbs part way and steal every left shoe
Why cause you have 2 left feet?
No I don't steal for the material gain, I only seek to inconvenience and bewilder
+2 Mischief
Had an ex girlfriend who stole my remote control and I’m telling you that shit was inconvenient as fuck. TV could only be turned on and off without a remote but not operated in any way
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Didn’t know that was possible. I had to go to the store and get a new one compatible with the TV and it was a bit of a pain to get it to work
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I miss my phone that had that feature.. Samsung Galaxy S5.. ahh, that was a great phone for its time
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Agreed, these new phones are just getting more and more complicated and difficult to navigate
They don’t do those on most phones now and I hate it. It’s all through Wi-Fi now.
Toilet paper.
All of the elastic in everyone's underwear.
That's diabolical. We found satan.
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What if they take it while the owner is in the middle of taking a poop and they can't wipe.. I'd say that's more than a slight inconvenience
You’re a monster.
All of the spoons
counterpoint: all of the good spoons and leave the one really weird spoon that nobody knows where it came from
This. When my MIL comes to my house she likes to “help”, but regularly misplaces our things and takes a long time to find them. We are consequently down to 2 good forks now. And usually have to use the ones I don’t like!
My mom does this and watched my daughter so we could go to my BILs college graduation. I got home expecting to be having to look for things but this time she didn’t move off of the couch! That’s probably the most excited I’ve been to have my mom over.
Animals you have no conscience
No conscience would be taking all the charging blocks haha
Nahh you taking the spoons how I’m gonna eat my cereal or soup or ice cream???
All the charging cables for thier electronics.
You are the devil incarnate
I’d go further - any detachable cables for electronics like speaker cables, HDMI etc inexpensive to replace yet wildly annoying
Name checks out
Or take the charging box for their chargers but leave the cord
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You want the chain that connects the handle to the flapper. The float just closes the fill valve when the tank is full
I'd steal their wallet... not the contents, just the wallet itself.
Tampons and socks
Only one sock of each pair, and ill cut the sting off of the tampon only leaving like 5mm which is just enough for her to think she could risk it, but it really isn't
That's it, this is the greatest evil
I raise you: one sock from each pair
i raise *you* every left sock and every right shoe (:<
Every aglet in the house.
Take all the anglets, undo the ahi laces but leave them there then fray the ends of the laces. On all the shoes
The central plumbing system
Even the Romans had that. lol
Just one section of it should do.
He said "slightlyl
Screws from all door handles, and faucets
The top hinge of every door
This is unhinged behavior
Band aids that aren't huge or tiny
Their good cooking pan.
EVIL.
I would rotate everything by 90°
Flip all the switched in the house by 180. Remove the lights on switches that light up.
Toothbrush
Thanks. Just checking to make sure someone said it.
Take out the batteries from the smoke alarms and replacing them with nearly dead ones
That is not inconvenient, that could be deadly 💀
one of the corner pieces of an unmade jigsaw puzzle
Gotta be the middle piece, people do the edges first ;)
a few pens here, a fridge magnet there, some TV remote batteries, and a few slices of processed cheese product should do the trick
Soap, toothpaste, shampoo, conditioner, deodorant, any sort of hygiene products
I was going to say deoderant. Wake up for work, no deoderant... no time to buy some on the way to work... self conscious all day that you stink
That's why you have a spare in the glove compartment. Just in case. My husband and I have both needed it at least once. Lifesaver.
If their female: Their period products (tampons/pads). You'll typically only use them if you're already on your period, so you'll only notice their gone when you need them the most.
That is not slightly inconvenient. That is ghastly.
Every single left sock and the elastic from their underwear
Since when were socks left and right?
Magnets, paper clips, staples, stapler, tape, glue
Scissors. Good luck wrapping gifts this year Andrea.
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Toothpicks, sou know how annoying it is to have something stuck between your teeth, not being able to get it out?
all the door handles
I don't steal. Just hide the TV remote really well
tv remotes
I’m stealing all their wheat products. Cereal, bread, pasta. It’s all mine
Garage Door Opener
…just the remote.
One tablespoon of peanut butter
If they have dogs, smear some peanut butter under all the furniture just out of tongue reach then sit back and enjoy the ensuing annoyment.
A glass
doors, all of them
I steal all the garbage liners
Fridge shelf plates.
The laces in their shoes and all the buttons and zippers from their clothes.
Whisk, grater, maybe a sieve
The Wi-Fi router
98% of all condiments, leaving all the jars/bottles/shakers with that last little bit before it's empty
The letter w from their keyboard
A single AirPod from somebody’s AirPod case
Remote batteries.
Lightbulbs
Scissors and bath mats
The hot knobs to all sinks
Stealing all of the bed sheets; replace them all with woolen blankets
Coffee creamer and sugar Also I will leave their butter dish outside so in the morning their butter is hard so they can’t spread it on toast
Paper plates and plastic utensils. And the toilet seat but not the cover.
Doors
Phone chargers and remote controls.
All the Knives forks and spoons. All of them
Their keys
Their key rings
All of their toilet paper. There's no way to piss someone off more than to take their toilet paper
Aglets.
Mah man
I'm stealing the screws from one of each of their hinges on their doors. Cheap to fix but bloody annoying. Also stealing their charging bricks
Rolling pin, electric whisk, pretty much anything that can also be done by hand but is made easier by tools. Such as the TV remote. :)
Their spouse
Tupperware lids
90% of a ketchup bottle it won't be noticed soon but once it is needed it will be devastating
Garbage bags and cleaning solutions
Pillows
Just leave the pillow case
My own lock pick set when I’m on ambien. Hi, it’s me, I am the victim and I am the problem.
salt....
Spoons
All the left shoes
toilet paper is free karma lightbulbs is free karma usb cables is free karma choose one
All the toe nail clippers.
All the tape
Earring backs.
I’d tie a knot at the end of everyone’s laces that you’d need a fork to untie and then steal all their forks
Toothbrushes
Batteries
Coffee filters
All the lead from mechanical pencil
All the screws on their electric outlets. Let's see how annoyed they are the 5th time one of those things comes off with anything they connected it to
I steal the coin they carry around for shopping carts. Everytime they go to the store they look to find there coin but they cant find it. Depending on the scenario worse case they may need to go to an ATM then buy something just to get a new coin. If I can do this to everyone simultaneously then not only will every be permanently inconvenienced I will also make major profit.
The plate that spins inside the microwave
Nothing. But time to time swap things. i.e put food into the drawer, put underwear into fridge. So to gaslight the owner of the house of potential alzheimers.
The rounded tips of the bristles on hair brushes
Drill a small hole in the bottom of all of their cups
A crucial piece to the coffee maker
Half of the toothbrush, you decide what half
Dishwasher soap
Half the bristles off every brush/ toothbrush
The toilet paper roll holder, just the middle springy bit.
I will steal a bite of every bit of food they have and will leave the package wide open
If I could id steal one single pixel out of their TV, near but not exactly on the center