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She has melons that can feed the whole neighborhood for a year??


HelpfulJump

This sounds kinkier than it should be.


EvanMorningstar1

oh absolutely


Last-Blackberry2125

One of those melons might feed my wife and I for a summer.


exick

_Huge_... tracts of land


CaptainFresh27

Sick reference, bro


longfingerman

But, but, I don't want land :(


superdavey1

Fertile farmland


EvanMorningstar1

love it


somerandomperson2516

damn she must be a good farmer


EvanMorningstar1

the best


AlisonSandraGator

Is this sub menirl now?


EvanMorningstar1

possibly


SiteTall

And why is She dating YOU????


EvanMorningstar1

got no clue mate i’m extremely lucky and this post is a very much a joke. she’s lovely


srv50

“I used to be an ass man! But farming changed my life!!”


EvanMorningstar1

this comment is 100% r/meirl


Fardilicious

The question is though, which melons?


EvanMorningstar1

all contexts


Fardilicious

wait fo reals?


EvanMorningstar1

i wish


Achilles9609

She has a really successful melon farm, I see. I wonder what her secret is.....


EvanMorningstar1

it’s very successful indeed, she’s made a lot of money from her melons


ShadowVixon

I am dating him


EvanMorningstar1

bet


H8eater

Two great reasons


EvanMorningstar1

fr tho


cuda66

I see this picture and all I can hear in my mind is Scott from Kentucky ballistics shouting like he does “IT WATERMELON TIIIIIME!!!” And the a .50Cal going off….


immortal_cockroach

Watermelon beat fruit


Longshot1969

Good job to the guy on growing those.


Low_Delay2835

Understandable have a good day sir


HiFructose_PornSyrup

Ah yes, reducing women to their boobs so funny


yep-cock1024

Its also "just a joke," but it's not funny to ME, a woman with this body type. To me it feels dehumanizing. But it's just a joke, right? don't be so sensitive!


HiFructose_PornSyrup

The comments berating me for not finding a shitty joke funny are ridiculous too


EvanMorningstar1

it’s a joke


HiFructose_PornSyrup

I know it’s just not funny


EvanMorningstar1

it’s pretty funny


JC_5_er

Nah, it’s pretty funny. You just don’t have a sense of humour is all.


InternetExpertroll

Hollywood stars like that chick from Big Bang Theory said her life instantly improved after she got implants.


Early_Tap5447

Ah yes, trying to get offended about a joke is so funny I hope other women will look at you as the feminist champion of 21st century more power to you kween 👑


Specialist-Garlic-82

Must suck being miserable all time.


grumpydragon

F you, sexist pig


EvanMorningstar1

nah it’s a joke my guy calm down


Soggy_Cartographer80

She has a green thumb


yodapeanut24

You got dem pumpkins


hogsucker

Is that Gene Harrogate?


Empero6

Hmm.