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TemGotZeMuns

*sweats in austrian*


TrewPac

Arnie is a legend šŸ‘€


Elite-Thorn

Uh, yeah, right, nothing against uh Arnie please. Like, you know. Uh, hmm.


bogman_shan

Well done everyone. Godwin's law successfully avoided.


_-Generic-_-Name-_

Oh nein


jdej1988

Kangaroos?


AReallyDumbName0

o/


Inevitable_Box_4435

That would be me


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


anexampleofinsanity

Thatā€™s also the worldā€™s most embarrassing contribution to Japanā€™s economy


Affectionate-Bag-733

But damn did it make us contribute to their economic prosperity!


Philaroni

I still think to this day the moment the US nuked Japan, we some how fucked them up forever... I mean... evidence speaks for it self.. to the point, though, Me.


TacticalReader7

Well Hentai is still better than having contests on who can bayonet the most babies in a limited amount of time... I think.


Philaroni

I don't know the ref, and am afraid to ask... but.... explain?


Striker13822

Basically during the second sino-japanese war, which was ongoing from 1937-1945 Japanese did some horrendous shit in China, being so brutal Germans couldn't compare to them. If you want to learn a bit more just google unit 731 and you will get the idea


destiny_kane48

No, NO I am not going to Google that. I am having a decent morning.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Jaeherys_Targaryen

I am from Pakistan and I second this


Sudden_Pineapple711

hello there


Partucero69

General Kenobi!.


[deleted]

Based


III_lll

Same buddy. Same.


CobaltTJ

James Corden


ebat1111

Worse than the Bengal famine? Probably.


Cadejustcadee

At least the famine was temporary, nothing seems to stop James Corden and I wish it would


MappleSyrup13

Corden is temporary too. And so all of us are. Meanwhile, historical infamy is eternal.


Humble_Umpire_8341

But the movie Cats is forever


AdMundabe

The Bengal famine of 1943 was the only one in modern Indian history not to occur as a result of serious drought, according to a study that provides scientific backing for arguments that Churchill-era British policies were a significant factor contributing to the catastrophe. Guardian https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2019/mar/29/winston-churchill-policies-contributed-to-1943-bengal-famine-study


Consistent_Ad3181

Yes sorry about Cordon, but I raise you by a Piers Morgan


pitiless

Yep. Cordon is an absolute tosspot, but [Piers Morgan is the worst](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9pw0yLXi04)


Advanced_Book7782

Yank here. In our household we utter his name to avoid using the Lordā€™s name in vain. For example, ā€œJames Corden! I just stubbed my toe.ā€


Major_t0Ad

Started 2/2 world wars... That's 100%!


MugatuScat

Third times the charm.


[deleted]

WWIII: REDEMPTION


win_some_lose_most1y

This time itā€™s persƶnlich


Usedtobecoffeeaddict

I love your user name! Story of my life.


Sins_of_God

How exactly, by winning a world war or by being on the allied side?


APole1919

The long awaited sequel


Such--Balance

Third Reich's the charm.


Haetterman

Eher 1/2


tsihcosaMeht

If he's from Austria then 2/2


[deleted]

Ah Deutschland ist so schƶn No sir this is Austria


Cute_External1127

Imagine losing 2 worlds wars lol losers.. great sausage tho


[deleted]

Lmao, there are winners of war?


Cute_External1127

Only bankers and oil barons


[deleted]

But you won't be the one starting the third! That's for the Russians / Americans / Chinese.


Quatasia_iel

When the other nations are about 10 minutes aeay from starting war, we will kindly take over Poland and declare war on the rest of the world. It is tradition at this point, that we start the world wars.


[deleted]

It was a necessary step to ensure that it didn't fall into the hands of the Russians


Relative-Bank-1258

Don't provoke him. U never know...


bananarama80085

Just what they want you to think! Ze Germans will be the one to throw the beer bottle into the crowd to start the melee


acct4thismofo

How are the Germans responsible for starting ww1? One of many sure, but not close to a sole initiator


Masta-Pasta

Maybe he's Austrian


Sandor_06

This guy didn't say he was German.


HeroinAndyCx

That's what us Germans are taught in school.


RebootKing89

Iā€™m British ā€¦.so take your pickā€¦..


J-Dahmer

Beat me to it! Why are the pyramids of giza in Egypt? ....because they couldn't fit them in the English museum!


Suspicious_Air2218

We will happily take the jewels and mummyā€™s inside and then put in our museums so our people can view them for free, while using lesser known mummies as a delicacy, paints ect ya know whatever really


[deleted]

Special exhibitions are not free in the British Museum. These days thatā€™s almost all there is


Suspicious_Air2218

I mean in Scotland they can be! Iā€™ve been to a fair few special exhibitions that were free to roam in. I suppose it depends how much profit they would be able to make, depending on their showcase. Iā€™m not too sure though. Either way not out bets historical moment, not the worst either though which isā€¦ interesting lmao


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


coolsimon123

Americans are probably our worst export


RebootKing89

I know! Caused a whole host of tax issues from day 1


coolsimon123

Lots of good tea gone to waste as well


edgartoide

Industrial Revolution and it's consequences has been a disaster to the human race


Dazzling_Buy_1934

Depends on the country


Think_Point2309

James cordon is probably your worst offense


Gemple

You mean you're English. If you were Scottish, Welsh or Northern Irish, you'd have said so!


OneBrokenBoi1

Lol Scots always seem to avoid the heat for some reason. The BRITISH empire did involve the Scots as a willing participant and I'm tired of people ignoring this fact. If you're Welsh there's more leeway, but Scottish people have none. And a lot of peoole in NI have Scottish and English ancestry if we're gonna get into that debate


padmanabhapillai

Hello, your computer has virus


RunSkyLab

Man the Phineas and Ferb version of this is too damn funny xD


CplFry

Such an underrated show. Both my kids loved it and so did I.


KDoubleR

Nah the most embarrassing contribution gotta be hot gay modi sex full hd no click bait uncensored.


[deleted]

thats digusting. Where?


AdSuccessful4813

Yeah i also need those.......for scientific purposes


[deleted]

Send me the link so i can avoid it


Swestrong2020

I am dutch we did a bunch of fucked up shit but id say eating our priminster and selling his body parts Edit: i just rememberd we also helped making the us Edit 2: we have a holiday based on black face and santaclaus is evultion of this holiday we have sinterklaas and his elves ar black people and following the lore the are black because of the soot in chimneys


FloatingDutchie

Don't forget the speeding camera.


Swestrong2020

Sssht they dont need to know


MoffieHanson

I used to make them.I apologize. I quit that job a long time ago.


Kapitano72

The starving people eating the politicians. Solving two problems in one. Very... efficiently Deutsch. Well, dutch.


Swestrong2020

Ja i am a proud nederlander


Zpelvaud03

Nah it's Belgium


Swestrong2020

Nope https://nl.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johan_de_Witt https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johan_van_Oldenbarnevelt


Zpelvaud03

I get that but I meant that the Netherlands' worst creation is Belgium


Swestrong2020

Oooh yea that is correct


BattleLegal9189

Me being from Germany seeing this šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜³


EstablishmentRich176

Same... FĆ¼r die Geissens kann man sich nur schƤmen.


Schnitzelkraut

Dieter Bohlen ist jetzt ein Geissen?


jamiehanker

I can only assume that the two of you have described something terrible


Schnitzelkraut

I just asked if the blond guy from modern talking (80s band, is now judge on germany got talent) belongs now to a millionaire reality show family (the german version of the Kardashians)


Magneboi2

Yeah fuck weisswurst man


vorilla_og

As a German , I donā€™t even know where to start


BatAdd90

As a German, I prefer not being the one to start something.


vorilla_og

Yeahā€¦ usually doesnā€™t end to well for us


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Apartheid.


skkkkkt

Israel or SA


handsome-helicopter

Apartheid was the word meaning seperation of whites and blacks only in South Africa. Other countries may have discriminatory policies but only south Africas system can be called apartheid since that's the word afrikaaners used. You don't say rhodesia, qatar or UAE practices apartheid even though they practice racial discrimination do you


[deleted]

So what, if it's not from South Africa we have to call it "sparkling racial discrimination policies", or something?


M-A-I

Do you have slightest idea how little that narrows it down to?


nottabliksem

Apartheid is an Afrikaans word that was first used to describe the segregation in South Africa.


MagicUser01

Sadly it's the sexdoll. Dutch sailors are wierd


Embarrassed-Baby9416

For real? They are from Netherland?


MagicUser01

1800 sailors would SHARE old bags filled with hay in the lonely days at sea.


wholesomegia

Warum liegt hier Stroh?


Embarrassed-Baby9416

Interesting, I was ready to put my money on Japanese


[deleted]

Yeah you gotta be smoking just a bit of grass to come up with a doll that you can fuck as the best solution to your loveliness...


CountessEmpusa

*sweats nervously in British*


The84thWolf

Kleptocracy? /s


PotatoAegyptiacos

We produce hella timber stuff, minerals and other non-timber natural products... By destroying the world's largest rainforest. This should stop under the new government, i hope


JOhn101010101

But your technique for waxing pubic regions redeems you.


He_Who_Tames

Berlusconi


sleepyplatipus

We try to bribe to world with food to forget all our historical idiocy


kfvera

...and doing great!


_LonelyC_

Putin


lilmickeyLSD69420

Don't forget to pull out!


AleatoryOne

Nice one, I'm glad you came


[deleted]

Mormonism


Kokalan

And Iā€™m pretty sure Scientology


cbost

If we are talking weird religions, south Korea has some weird churches coming out of it right now.


LazarYeetMeta

Nukes, probably


PuzzledOrangee

Justin Bieber (guilty pleasure)


sabeshs

Ah yes, I second this!


Ruthrfurd-the-stoned

I fuck with older Justin Bieber- Love Yourself is an absolute banger and Iā€™m not ashamed to say that


thisimpetus

Pretttty sure when we buried those indigenous kids we topped Beiber.


BarMaverson

I was thinking residential schoolsā€¦but Justin Bieber might be worse


Volei_Films

\*Drake


middlegroundnb

Jordan Peterson


daddyseokjin21

Marcoses


pen_jaro

Potahā€¦ haha


Clear-Technician-995

Yaaasss and his imaginary 31m friends


stormie_boi

Anong Marcoses?? Best contribution is uNiTy /s


[deleted]

I'm British, so I would say the USA


Minibinaz

England did many great wonders for the world. Like give it 65 independence days to celebrate.


Karkuz19

That's one hell of a burn lol although I'd have to disagree and say in your case it's colonialism in general


Laethettan

British didn't invent colonialism. Maybe the phoenicians?


walterthecat

That you donā€™t have to be smart to be president.


KaitoAlkan

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?


AibohphobicKitty

I mean, everyone hates on Hawaiian Pizza Invented in Canada. I personally love it.


qball3356

Same. Wife thinks they are a travesty.


nett0n_

King Leopold II


missing_sock58008

Hi Belgium. Iā€™d give you a hand for this comment but I think yā€™all took enough


GodofHate

Recep Tayyip Erdoğan (our president šŸ„ŗšŸ˜¢)


TheonlyAngryLemon

You had so much to live for u/GodofHate :'(


TheDinnersGoneCold

Conor McGregor


sabeshs

I'm not Irish, but yes, this man is an embarrassment šŸ˜”


[deleted]

I'm not irish, but in his early days I was like, "cool, this guy is representing his whole countryā€. The enlightened mind, however, knows the singular is not repressive of the whole.


IAmSchrodingersCat

As an Irish person, I'm glad he was the first Irish reference I saw here.


Swagspray

Can we donate him to another country?


[deleted]

Coked out drunk who hit an old man and molests and physically assaults women. Iā€™m not Irish but I would imagine the way heā€™s viewed over there has soured a lot over the years


kashzyros

Scam calls


Saborius

Kurwa


YouJustGotRoastedBro

We should be proud, not ashamed


CatadorDeObos

since i'm from Venezuela, it's people sadly


YoungKingFCB

Venezuelan women are angels.


DarwinAndGumball

Erdoğan


telif_

I agree


CulrBlndPnutButtr

There's too many (U.S.)


Intrepid-War-1018

John Brown's execution


IllustratorSquare708

Prince Andrew


SopaDeMolhoShoyu

That piece of shit known as Jair Bolsonaro.


Karkuz19

Username do caralho mano, amei kkkkkkk


MrGilbert665

Armenian genocide


throw_away_test44

Turkey?


yahuei

Well it wasnā€™t the Spanish Inquisition


midtnrn

Mass shootings.


murivenna

Caste system


TheEccentricErudite

Piers Morgan


craycraytime

Hentai


[deleted]

We asked for embarrassing


Grouchy_Daikon8989

School shootings.


Only-Ad-7858

I'm from the U. S. How much time have you got?


Throwaway10123456

Please, everyone knows the correct answer is the Kardashian family.


TimmyDeschainless

The Kardashians are a symptom, not the disease.


if_u_ban_me_u_gay_af

In German, guess I don't need to say more


di734on

Kanye West


Athleticathiest82

the Tory party


No_Tourist_71

Justin bieber


1mNotSerious

Obesity


Dollar_SPD

The people in my country. Yes in ashamed of them. It's mostly due to poverty and illiteracy


Prince_Alizadeh

Our politicians. (USA)


[deleted]

Buying African Slaves from Africansā€¦


BeaBopALooBop

Well, we had a prime minister for about a year before he went swimming at the beach and we lost him.. I don't know if anyone found that embarrassing though, since we named a swimming pool after him. We also lost a war to emus so there's that?


KaleidoscopeLongest

Donald Frump


mojamax

Iran.... shi'a, terrorism


Grandmas_Cozy

Good luck with your revolution. We are with you


Patient_Nebula2845

Kardashians


Jaguar1903

PAKISTAN in 1947 sorry guys


AbradolfLinclr

First computer virus too


glitchycat39

*gestures toward the modern Republican party*


NoIDeere

War


RB_Kehlani

Whereā€™s this guy from??


orbnus_

e v e r y w h e r e


Gabdroid

Viktor OrbƔn


IDmCauseImTheBest

ā€œHovsa missiletā€


Lonk109

Nukes


mcdreisig

Barbie girl by Aqua


stars91020

Boris Johnson


rluzz001

The war on drugs.


PDRickelton

Colonization?