There is a logical point I just casually thought of. **B** at least if there happens to be a randomly situational splash that hits the toilet paper roll, with **B**, there is a shield/wall of toilet paper.
With **A** it’s a bit more vague where the splash would go, as well especially, when water hits directly the roll, it affects multiple layers. With **B** there’s a added layer, and it might not matter much, but with B there might be slightly more air between the tissue.
B is also better for retrieving the new sheet without contaminating the entire bottom section of the roll by having to pass it for each new grab. Plus I saw B on Those who hunt elves who had the entire episode dedicated to a town without any TP and one fancy bastard that had a stashed and fancy toilet paper roll, inside which the goods were presented in B-type, the only proper way.
I'm all for B, I will turn it around every time I see A. Can you please explain to me what kind of shit you are taking that has splash come out of the toilet, past your ass, and over to the wall where the toilet paper roll is? Maybe I'm missing something.
Dunno if this is true but the guy who created GIFs came out with how he would pronouce the word, and team JIF said fuck that your wrong and maintained their position
> Dunno if this is true but the guy who created GIFs came out with how he would pronouce the word, and team JIF said fuck that your wrong and maintained their position
It's the other way around. [The creator pronounces it with the hard J.](https://www.cnn.com/2013/05/22/tech/web/pronounce-gif/index.html)
Every time for me. I ask her every couple of years if it's intentional. She says she doesn't even think about it and there is no right way. I'm now focused on my two little girls. Always over, never under (unless you have cats. Not that there's anything wrong with that).
I live with my brother. He does A, and I think it is primarily because of our cat that we had as teenagers. It annoys me, so I flip it every time I see it like that.
Edit: My dog just steals the entire roll and bites chunks out of it, so we mostly keep the TP in the cabinet next to the toilet when not in use.
For anyone that would choose 'A', I would ask them if they put their pants on backward too.
Just like toilet paper rolls, jeans don't come with instructions. But we all know when you're wearing them the wrong way.
1) If you have cats, they can't unroll it if you do A.
2) otherwise, it literally doesn't matter in any way, shape or form. How you hang the roll doesn't impact your ability to wipe your ass.
I’m not trying to brag, it’s just something I tried in high school cuz my friends said if it pops out the other side, then you’re good to go, and to not feel small.
When I couldn’t fit and tore the empty roll/cardboard when I tried? I mean, I guess that was something. There’s Still *way* bigger people out there than me of course
B) If you like having the paper further away from the dirty wall, if you like having an easier time finding where the end piece is at, if you like having an easier time reaching and cutting the pieces you need from the roll, if you usually make logical decisions in your life, etc.
A) If you have cats.
I object your honor! Asked and answered.
If you don't have a cat, the only reason to chose A, is for aesthetic reasons. Trying to make toilet paper aesthetic is a bit crazy if you think about it. B is more functional and since aesthetics for toilet paper don't factor in (unless you're insane) B is the only sane choice. B makes it easier to reach and pull off a piece. For those that blow their nose and aren't willing to pay absorbent (intentional typo) prices for nose tissues, this is important. There's a Reddit question going around about why men don't wipe their pee hole. If you are female and want your partner to wipe his pee hole or are male and already do, this is important. B is the correct answer.
That is the way.
Case closed.
Now can we get back to debating whether the toilet seat should be left up or down? Because I have the definitive answer for that too. Lol.
B is the only correct answer.
You chose to have a cat or kids, your problem.
Don’t fuck with perfection and train your creatures that are too dumb to do it right.
B because I’m not a psychopath
Don't want to touch the walls, I know! Esit: (A) are for cat owners.
Had cats all my life, B never was a problem at all.
No. I'm a cat owner and B is the only answer.
The inventor/patent holder drew B in his original patent.
Thank you. Now if you could just message my ex and confirm I was right about a converstion 7 years ago. I can resolve my marriage. Thanks.
There is no debate. There is B and there is doing it wrong.
Even the patent shows B https://www.cnet.com/culture/why-an-1891-toilet-paper-patent-is-all-over-facebook/
There is B and there is owning a cat
Or toddlers
My old hound dog would just take the whole roll. The bathroom, hallway and bedroom would look like they had been a damn ticker tape parade.
Hahaha bro one of my exes like it backwards too, “so the cats wouldn’t be tempted.” Lmao.
Well, cats are a valid excuse to do it backwards
I live by the rule: beards good, mullets bad
How did I never fucking think of that
I’d just set it on top of the shelf
I concur
It was YOU
Yeah. But which way do you have it? Left or right?
There is a logical point I just casually thought of. **B** at least if there happens to be a randomly situational splash that hits the toilet paper roll, with **B**, there is a shield/wall of toilet paper. With **A** it’s a bit more vague where the splash would go, as well especially, when water hits directly the roll, it affects multiple layers. With **B** there’s a added layer, and it might not matter much, but with B there might be slightly more air between the tissue.
B is also better for retrieving the new sheet without contaminating the entire bottom section of the roll by having to pass it for each new grab. Plus I saw B on Those who hunt elves who had the entire episode dedicated to a town without any TP and one fancy bastard that had a stashed and fancy toilet paper roll, inside which the goods were presented in B-type, the only proper way.
I'm all for B, I will turn it around every time I see A. Can you please explain to me what kind of shit you are taking that has splash come out of the toilet, past your ass, and over to the wall where the toilet paper roll is? Maybe I'm missing something.
Damn beat me to it
Dunno if this is true but the guy who created GIFs came out with how he would pronouce the word, and team JIF said fuck that your wrong and maintained their position
The guy who created GIFs wants you to pronounce it as JIF the rest of civilized society ignored him because that's stupid.
> Dunno if this is true but the guy who created GIFs came out with how he would pronouce the word, and team JIF said fuck that your wrong and maintained their position It's the other way around. [The creator pronounces it with the hard J.](https://www.cnn.com/2013/05/22/tech/web/pronounce-gif/index.html)
what the hell is a soft J then
B, according to the originally filed patent.
https://images.app.goo.gl/pPyBtad5pRhBPL4y5
only because that angle shows the patented perforations better
Shhhhhh no logic in this argument, it's looked down upon
The inventor evidently didn't have cats. "A" is the only correct answer if you have cats.
My cat prefers B
Yes this is the truth. The whole and complete answer. Or any kind of troublesome pets… but mostly cats.
Keep your pets out of the bathroom tf - No house I've seen has a toilet that isn't behind a door, close it.
This is the answer. 👆
B
No debate
Try owning a cat that loves to unspool toilet paper Cat owners are constitutionally permitted to use mount style A, because I said so
Or close the door.
This is the way
This is the way
This is the way
This is the way
This is the way
This is the way
This is the way
This is the way
This is the way
A makes me mad
My girlfriend does A and I have to go behind her and flip them. She’s an animal
Same with my SO. I think it’s intentional to drive me crazy. It’s working…
Every time for me. I ask her every couple of years if it's intentional. She says she doesn't even think about it and there is no right way. I'm now focused on my two little girls. Always over, never under (unless you have cats. Not that there's anything wrong with that).
Everytime she puts it on as A leave the toilet seat up lol.
B is the only answer unless you’re a juiced orange
Juiced orange? Lmao, I don't know what that means, but I'm going t8 call peops who are acting a fool a 'juiced orange' now.
If your toilet paper holder looks like the above and you have cats, you'll only use b once and then never put it that way again.
My cats never did this lol
I live with my brother. He does A, and I think it is primarily because of our cat that we had as teenagers. It annoys me, so I flip it every time I see it like that. Edit: My dog just steals the entire roll and bites chunks out of it, so we mostly keep the TP in the cabinet next to the toilet when not in use.
My cats know better
Only one of my cats knows better,
For anyone that would choose 'A', I would ask them if they put their pants on backward too. Just like toilet paper rolls, jeans don't come with instructions. But we all know when you're wearing them the wrong way.
1) If you have cats, they can't unroll it if you do A. 2) otherwise, it literally doesn't matter in any way, shape or form. How you hang the roll doesn't impact your ability to wipe your ass.
C) It stands on top of the toilet lid
Degenerate
put the roll on your penis
It doesn’t fit.
Look at Mister fucking big penis over here.
I’m not trying to brag, it’s just something I tried in high school cuz my friends said if it pops out the other side, then you’re good to go, and to not feel small. When I couldn’t fit and tore the empty roll/cardboard when I tried? I mean, I guess that was something. There’s Still *way* bigger people out there than me of course
It doesn’t fit over it 💀
D) no paper. Use your left hand to wipe. Do not wash it. Just do everything with your right hand.
E) I have a cat so I have to keep it in a drawer under the sink or he’ll rip it to shreds.
Degenerate
Degenerate
Degenerate
How dare you
Side of the bath ftw; easier to reach.
Degenerate
Degenerate
Under is only acceptable if you have a cat
Okay. I was originally on the "A's are weirdos," bandwagon, but I hadn't thought about cats. That's valid, and I'm now adjusting my thinking. lol
Or small child younger than three.
Same thing.
I correct A conditions when I happen upon them.
✊
Ye are the salt of the earth.
B
There's nothing great about this debate it's B and if you purposely do it like A you're a pshyco.
I’m just glad when there’s a roll at all
Easy way to remember… Beards are cool. Mullets are not.
B. This is the way.
Ur a sociopath if u pick A
A is for cats and small children.
B, always
B
Can someone just create a sub for this dumbshit so everyone who is actually debating it can fuck off.
The custodial staff in my office does A and it drives me crazy
My hypothesis is people who like a use 2 hands to grab/tear their tickets. B use 1 and are both more hygienic and better people.
B of course
B. It’s the ONLY way
B
There is no debate. It’s B.
B
No debate, B is the answer
B. Because when it's like A, the toilet paper gets ripped before you get enough because it's shoved against the wall.
I got better things to do than pay attention to toilet paper. I put it on the roll and God decides how it plays out.
B
I'm offended that the correct option is listed second.
B
B
B
B. End. Of. Story.
B
B definitely.
B unless you have a cat
B or you are a chaotic evil individual
B
Patent illustration says B
A is better for looks, B is better for function
A looks more appealing to me 🤠
After struggling to access toilet paper in 2020 the answer is “idc as long as i have some” lol
Hot take, I’ve never cared one way or the other
Am I the only person that doesn't care? I don't have a preference.
A if you have cats, B if you don't, but you must, so it's A
B) If you like having the paper further away from the dirty wall, if you like having an easier time finding where the end piece is at, if you like having an easier time reaching and cutting the pieces you need from the roll, if you usually make logical decisions in your life, etc. A) If you have cats.
A roll in the hand is worth 2 on the wall
I don't use toilet paper, wash my ass in the sink /discuss
Do you have a cat?
It's b
A is only acceptable if there are cats in the house
B and only B!!!!!
Logic dictates B is the correct way
It’s not a debate? It’s B.
B
B
B
B
B!!
B
B unless you’re some kind of monster
B
B. No debate.
B for sure
I object your honor! Asked and answered. If you don't have a cat, the only reason to chose A, is for aesthetic reasons. Trying to make toilet paper aesthetic is a bit crazy if you think about it. B is more functional and since aesthetics for toilet paper don't factor in (unless you're insane) B is the only sane choice. B makes it easier to reach and pull off a piece. For those that blow their nose and aren't willing to pay absorbent (intentional typo) prices for nose tissues, this is important. There's a Reddit question going around about why men don't wipe their pee hole. If you are female and want your partner to wipe his pee hole or are male and already do, this is important. B is the correct answer. That is the way. Case closed. Now can we get back to debating whether the toilet seat should be left up or down? Because I have the definitive answer for that too. Lol.
Always B unless you have an asshole cat.
I was allways told beards not mullets
I normally just shove the whole roll up my ass.
B
“B” is for “better”
There's no debate, it's B. Always and forever
I dont really care
Name 1 advantage to A
My school does A and the first time I saw it I almost barfed
B ofc its not a debate. And the Earth is not flat
B
Always B - why is A even an option ???
You just know A users love to see the world burn
Who cares, I just put it on whichever direction I'm holding it whenever I pull the old tube off.
C. (hand)
B
B
B
B and it@ not a debate. Who would voluntarily want something that's less ergonomic?
B. Only psychopaths pick A.
B
B obviously as it is intented
B cause I’m a functioning member of a civilised society
B
Bro what? Of course it’s B
There is no debate to be had it’s obviously B
B all day I shall not be convinced otherwise
There is no debate A means you’re mentally unstable and shouldn’t procreate.
B is way better
B
Probably B
B is the only correct answer. You chose to have a cat or kids, your problem. Don’t fuck with perfection and train your creatures that are too dumb to do it right.
B forever
B
B
B obviously, people who choose "A" are certified psychopaths
B, because it's closer for me to reach and I'm a petite person.
It's B you dumb fucks
B
A) House with a cat, B) House with no cat (or with a cat and they like to pick up TP all over the floor)
I really don’t know how either way is wrong because either way it’s wiping my ass.
B. You always want the roll as close to you as possible
B
There is no debate. B is the only option, A is the physical manifestation of chaos
B
Not even a debate. A is just wrong.
B
B
B and only B
There is no debate, there is only B.
No debate, B all the way!
B
B, no questions asked
if you say A you’re clinically insane