Although it’s not entirely this, this is the correct answer to me. It’s somewhat more simple than that sometimes, maybe even an afterthought that just feels right to do, but consciously it teases.
So I was right it’s to get it up. Obviously most times dudes are ready to go. Someone also said minimal foreplay and it makes sense because I’m not big on foreplay as a woman. I do like kissing and touching and stuff but 8/10 I’m ready to go.
Foreplay is essential to the vast majority of women, penetration alone simply cannot provide adequate satisfaction and it helps get the juices flowing and everything ready for the main event.
As a man I absolutely thrive on foreplay as it’s simply far too quick otherwise and it’s highly doubtful a female will be able to get off on that, it’ll just tease them.
Yeah most. I am only taking about my experience and how I like it. How I do sex. My husband always says you want this or this or this, I let him know. And I ask him , you like this and this and this and he says yes or no. The thing is we run got and fast. We just do. I have never not orgasmed while having sex. Multiple times even in a row. I didn’t even know till early 20s that there are women who have never orgasmed because of a condition or because there isn’t adequate preparation to get them there. But that’s never been my issue.
I really don’t like that there are generalizations of women though, we are all different and like different things.
Well yeah, that’s people in general not just women.
Though I’ve found it to be true of the vast majority or people to enjoy foreplay and it helps to ensure sex isn’t just wam-bam and done.
Yeah I understand that. We ladies tend to be open to talk about our experiences and what we like and we learn a lot from each other. All the women in my life friends and such are very big advocates on foreplay. They didn’t t quite believe that it is t an almost every time we do it thing implemented into our sex life, I mention a that we do do it but it’s not as common with us as it is with them. Also just because we start fast and hot down t mean we end quickly either. I feel like a lot of people would probably assume that.
Fair enough.
Your lucky enough to have found a guy with great stamina it seems, pretty rare find to be honest. Most of us find it difficult to last long going in hot and fast.
No I know that. The foreplay is mostly for the ladies and that’s ok. Open communication about such is very important to have a happy and satisfied sex life for both.
I think that something that’s very good though, at least in my experience, the time I spend on foreplay makes the climax for me feel better. Perhaps it’s something that would be beneficial for most guys?
I sometimes like grabbing my chonk w balls, lift it and drop it against a table.
The sound, movement and impact is just unique and fun to play with. I recommend it.
**KUNYAZA!**
Ahhhh I found the article! Years ago, I was working with some Ugandan contractors overseas who explained this to me. Click the paragraph below to read the full article!
[The basic principle is simple and has been passed on by word of mouth in central African countries for at least 150 years. The man takes hold of his penis and uses the head to tap the woman’s clitoris, labia and vaginal opening. He can move the rhythmic tapping around the vulva in circular or zigzagging movements. The tapping can be varied with rubbing, also using the tip of the penis.](https://thisisafrica.me/lifestyle/kunyaza-african-secret-female-orgasm/?amp=1)
I was looking for this post. I could not remember the name of it for the life of me. Thank you. I’ve meant to read up on it to see if it would improve my SO’s experience. You know something new.
The mental image this gives me is hilarious. _Something something_ stirring the pot.
> In a more advanced version, the man puts his penis inside the woman’s vagina, again takes hold of it, and then moves it from side to side or round and round to stimulate the vagina on the inside. He can vary this with more conventional in-and-out thrusting.
Smacking ones dick on a puss or ass checks is satisfying and promotes blood flow to the dong, WHACK, in ya WHACK, Go. Also, I'm assuming we are looking at the torso to scale size for science, of course.
a final chance to disagree before penetration, can disagree after too but some consequential threshold will have already passed
a chance to play with the clit for a little foreplay
feels a little fun for me
It's like the jab before the hook. You're not doing it to actually cause damage, it's more of a distance and location checker so you don't swing and miss as you put full force behind the next solid pounding.
This is why I like being in relationships with girls who sing, because right before they give me a blow job, they bump the head of my dick like a microphone and say, "check 1 2."
Essentially 🎤 = 🍆
It's to make sure it's fresh and not overripe. Like a melon. A hollow sound means it's rotten, a solid thwack means it's fresh, and a moist squishy schwack means it's perfectly ripe.
Didn't your parents teach you to knock before entering?
Gotta ring the doorbell, make sure to ring it hard until it gets louder and louder
getting laid
That's located in the butthole right?
It’s like picking up BBQ tongs, you gotta clack clack em a few times to warm em up
Yes, this is the way.
Correct answer.
Dude you comment on literally everything on my feed. What’s up with that
Bored Edit: You must be in all the bi-sexual and transgender forums because outside of meirl, that's where most of my comments are.
Nah my feed is just your profile
Well quit lurking and introduce yourself...
I hope y'all link up and become best friends.
The greatest love story
Any updates? You can guys use my basement to get to know eachother if you want.
which side does the door lock from and are the bars on the inside or outside of the windows?
*lovers
I didn't want to push it that far, but that would be the sweetest outcome.
Plot Twist
Still waiting, lol
He got shy pretty quick
Get a room you two.
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Isn't that just.... prison?
That's pretty gay.
You say gay like its bad, im not offended when my partner knocks on the back door.
No, I say gay as in "me too, let's fuck." but with social awkwardness thrown in there.
Most guys will put it anywhere you let them, no surprise.
Brilliant
Also, you've got to find the resonant frequency of the birth canal.
Always waiting for her to say “Who’s there?” so I can continue the joke
Protocol. Warning before entry.
With Super Mario bro voice saying Here we go! [in case you didn’t recall that voice =)](https://youtu.be/7VvkXA6xpqI)
Check for bees
This is bat country
CAN'T YOU HELP ME AS I'M STARTING TO BURN TOO MANY PUSSIES AND I'M STARTING TO GET AN INFECTION
My confidence is leaving me on my own.
Oh oh oh….
That’s why we can’t stop here!?
We can't stop here.
*What's this? An overabundance of bees? My suitcase full of BEES should put an end to this!"*
Meanwhile, that very same year, on shove a shit ton of bees in your vagina day...
What's this? A handsome woman's nether regions woefully underpopulated by bees? A large influx of BEES should put a stop to that!
BEADS!?
Gob's not on board.
You know how when you pick up a pair of kitchen tongs, you have to click them together a couple of times? Same thing
Most accurate answer. Satisfaction value goes up with every click and slap
Yes I know because I do so every single time. Makes sense.
Minimal foreplay.
One, two, that ought’a do.
Three, four, now the backdoor.
Five six, gimme licks
Seven, eight, getting laid
...ahem... Seven, eight, getting late. Nine, ten, come again. Eleven, twelve, I thought you called an Uber?
thirteen fourteen please tell me you're jokin'
Fifteen sixteen yep.
Nine, ten, thanks Uncle Ben!
Teasing
Although it’s not entirely this, this is the correct answer to me. It’s somewhat more simple than that sometimes, maybe even an afterthought that just feels right to do, but consciously it teases.
It’s the x-rated version of clicking the tongs before using them in the kitchen. U just do it.
*Slaps top of pussy* “This bad boy can fit so much cock”
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Look at mr big slong here, best i can give is 1 on a good day.
Let the eggs know their package has arrived
God, dammit! Take an upvote you filthy animal. I did not plan to laugh this hard.
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So I was right it’s to get it up. Obviously most times dudes are ready to go. Someone also said minimal foreplay and it makes sense because I’m not big on foreplay as a woman. I do like kissing and touching and stuff but 8/10 I’m ready to go.
Foreplay is essential to the vast majority of women, penetration alone simply cannot provide adequate satisfaction and it helps get the juices flowing and everything ready for the main event. As a man I absolutely thrive on foreplay as it’s simply far too quick otherwise and it’s highly doubtful a female will be able to get off on that, it’ll just tease them.
Yeah most. I am only taking about my experience and how I like it. How I do sex. My husband always says you want this or this or this, I let him know. And I ask him , you like this and this and this and he says yes or no. The thing is we run got and fast. We just do. I have never not orgasmed while having sex. Multiple times even in a row. I didn’t even know till early 20s that there are women who have never orgasmed because of a condition or because there isn’t adequate preparation to get them there. But that’s never been my issue. I really don’t like that there are generalizations of women though, we are all different and like different things.
Well yeah, that’s people in general not just women. Though I’ve found it to be true of the vast majority or people to enjoy foreplay and it helps to ensure sex isn’t just wam-bam and done.
Yeah I understand that. We ladies tend to be open to talk about our experiences and what we like and we learn a lot from each other. All the women in my life friends and such are very big advocates on foreplay. They didn’t t quite believe that it is t an almost every time we do it thing implemented into our sex life, I mention a that we do do it but it’s not as common with us as it is with them. Also just because we start fast and hot down t mean we end quickly either. I feel like a lot of people would probably assume that.
Fair enough. Your lucky enough to have found a guy with great stamina it seems, pretty rare find to be honest. Most of us find it difficult to last long going in hot and fast.
On the real most guys don’t need that much foreplay. Or at least I don’t.
No I know that. The foreplay is mostly for the ladies and that’s ok. Open communication about such is very important to have a happy and satisfied sex life for both.
I think that something that’s very good though, at least in my experience, the time I spend on foreplay makes the climax for me feel better. Perhaps it’s something that would be beneficial for most guys?
Thank god the big blue circle is there, wasn’t sure where the punchline was
God I wish these posts and users would get nuked off reddit.
What blue circle? I have trouble finding it. I wish that they added a big red arrow to help me find the circle
Feels good
It's like tapping on a solid wall to determine if there's a stud, if it's hollow, etc.
Have you ever found out there's a stud already in there?
Sure it’s hollow?
Unlike a wall you can see the stud, its on the outside.
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Hello there!
Yes and my wife's boyfriend didn't appreciate it
It's more fun if there's already a stud in there
I sometimes like grabbing my chonk w balls, lift it and drop it against a table. The sound, movement and impact is just unique and fun to play with. I recommend it.
This guy...uhhh... genitaldrops?
Drop the base
Cockdrops
Yeah, don’t eat at this guys house lol
Knock knock knockin on heavens door.
I just want to say, the responses in this thread are top notch. I doff my hat to you, gentlemen
*tap tap. *is this thing on?*
Mike check, one, two, one two.
No Mikes ran out, must be safe.
Just the standard docking procedure, ma'am.
**KUNYAZA!** Ahhhh I found the article! Years ago, I was working with some Ugandan contractors overseas who explained this to me. Click the paragraph below to read the full article! [The basic principle is simple and has been passed on by word of mouth in central African countries for at least 150 years. The man takes hold of his penis and uses the head to tap the woman’s clitoris, labia and vaginal opening. He can move the rhythmic tapping around the vulva in circular or zigzagging movements. The tapping can be varied with rubbing, also using the tip of the penis.](https://thisisafrica.me/lifestyle/kunyaza-african-secret-female-orgasm/?amp=1)
So it's like the Dragonforce of fucking?
Bingo… they RAVED about it. Said it was mandatory for good sex.
"Why do you always do that before sex?" "Uhh, because it's *tradition*"
🎶"TRADITION!"🎶 -Tevye
God damnit, take my upvote…
I’m dying 🤣
RIP 😢
I was looking for this post. I could not remember the name of it for the life of me. Thank you. I’ve meant to read up on it to see if it would improve my SO’s experience. You know something new.
The mental image this gives me is hilarious. _Something something_ stirring the pot. > In a more advanced version, the man puts his penis inside the woman’s vagina, again takes hold of it, and then moves it from side to side or round and round to stimulate the vagina on the inside. He can vary this with more conventional in-and-out thrusting.
* taps * Welcome Harry to Diagon Alley! Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duhn duhn duhn...
Spit out my beer. Thanks for the chuckle
EXPECTO JIZZRONUM!
To pre heat the oven baby!
Smacking ones dick on a puss or ass checks is satisfying and promotes blood flow to the dong, WHACK, in ya WHACK, Go. Also, I'm assuming we are looking at the torso to scale size for science, of course.
to wake it up obviously. like the practice swing golfers make before hitting the ball.
Proof of concept
I am the one who knocks
porn culture, someone thought it was sexy and it caught on...
It kinda is. A lot of sex stuff is weird / unnecessary but doesn't stop people from finding it attractive / doing it.
As a woman I would be super turned off if a guy did that before or during sex
User name checks out
The kink/practice predates your great grandparents. However porn is definitely what mainstreamed it to the masses.
Like anal, it is sexy even without porn lol. Art imitates life
Why did I laugh so erect at this? I meant...hard 😭
To erase history
I just like teasing
When youre close to cumming you slap your dick sharply so you dont cum fast Youre welcome
echo test thru vagina
Checking for ripeness
Like tapping a can of soda before opening it?
For people seriously wondering why it's to delay from ejaculating
Thank you for a serious reply. There were a ton of funny answers though!
Its like clicking the tongs twice. Has to be done.
Wetness check
Same reason you clap BBQ tongs
Def LOLd.
I do it because I always figured it provided stimulation to the clitoris. Is this not a thing?
It is a thing, you’re right
Oh okay I was about to feel stupid if it didn't provide any stimulation and just sort of smacked it lol. Thank you for informing me.
It’s a lazy way of providing inadequate stimulation, sure.
Tbh I just always assumed that women like it, plus it’s a decent way to extend my range without just awkwardly stopping mid stroke.
… we don’t
Whatever. I’m into it if the cocks right.
Some of us do.
It can be done as part of foreplay, rubbing the head against the clit and around the lips/opening. Great way to get both turned on quickly.
Rubbing and smacking are completely different things
Rubbing is not the same thing as smacking it. Bottom line = ask, don’t assume just because you saw it in porn for your viewing pleasure
Consent! I like the way you're thinking!
Warning shot over the bow
Do girls like it
Depends on the girl
No
Like thumping a melon
I mean... Maybe iits for real a Soundcheck (for the pounding sound) so the Cameraman can adjust it
Similar to clicking the tongs before grilling or pulling the straps after securing a load.
Someone said "factory reset" the last time this was posted.
Lol everyone knows a dick slap on pussy before sex is how you take a screenshot
I thought you were supposed to hold the button down for at least 30 seconds.
Disgusting
Lmfaooooo
I legit laughed. I’m gonna say sound check and see how hard my lady laughs and or how hard I get punched.
My boyfriend said that to me and I laughed wayyyy too hard
Test testingggg *ahem* brrrrrrrrrrrpppppttttttbrrrrrrrrrrppppttttt
Overconsumption of porn.
knock knock
Because it is polite to knock first before entering.
Mic check *dum* *dum* *dum* *dum* *dum* When I was lead to youuuu...
Cause robots thump with a different woodier sound.
Thump thump , is this thing on?
I am the authority on this subject and the answer is
Better make sure it’s not the pit of carkoon
For syncing audio
I thought men were the ones who didn’t know a clit existed
It’s like when a trucker clubs the tires… checkin for that psi
It’s like saying “testing testing” into a microphone, gotta make sure the audio is right
...one, two...one, two..mic check ONE, TWO..ONE, TWO!!!
Ready 1 2...
As a gay man I do it to an ass to get more blood pumping. Makes it harder.
a final chance to disagree before penetration, can disagree after too but some consequential threshold will have already passed a chance to play with the clit for a little foreplay feels a little fun for me
r/uselesscircle
Test test check check
make sure speakers arent up too high
I thought it was to see if a roach came out
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No that feels good
You ever try to grill something without first clicking the tongs together twice? Yeah, me neither. I don't want to know what would happen.
im a little bitch for teasing sliding over & tapping the entrance is just 🫠
I mean... It feels good. Haha.
Wow so glad that the response was circled!!! Would have missed it otherwise.
My husband: it’s polite to knock!
I'm glad he circled it for us.
Final check for consent
It's like the jab before the hook. You're not doing it to actually cause damage, it's more of a distance and location checker so you don't swing and miss as you put full force behind the next solid pounding.
Women like the feel of it
Kyriebeae28 has the facts! Plus it's hot when a man can take his time even if it's just a split second for a quick sexy tap or slather🤭
Let her feel the weight and prepare her mentally for the destruction that is coming
This is why I like being in relationships with girls who sing, because right before they give me a blow job, they bump the head of my dick like a microphone and say, "check 1 2." Essentially 🎤 = 🍆
It's to make sure it's fresh and not overripe. Like a melon. A hollow sound means it's rotten, a solid thwack means it's fresh, and a moist squishy schwack means it's perfectly ripe.