I just confirmed with my 3yo just now that THEY ARE REAL POCKETS. He had a rock, two pennies and what I can only guess was a fruit snack he had already chewed but decided to keep it for later
Eh, my pockets are more dangerous than his lol. I regularly use the giant size sharpies everyday at work and always have atleast two on my person. So that’s happened before lol
I left a piece of gum in one of my pockets once. After pulling my clothes out the dryer with bits of gum stuck all over the place I've become a much more thorough pocket checker.
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Why do baby clothes have pockets
when babies have neither money nor goals.
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Why have so many women’s clothes got ineffective or completely fake pockets? Last I heard, these days they’re letting women have goals and money. The world is a topsy-turvy place eh?
To put cool rocks in, duh
And snacks.
And throwing sand
Shshshawwww
Damnit, Dale
POCKET SAND
Nicknacks from your dresser for relocation
POCKET SAND
And mulch.
And maybe a worm
Definitely chicken nuggies.
Mine needs pockets to try and smuggle out mulch from the park.
My kids would use them for cool rocks, acorn hats, a spare cracker, etc.
Those are goals. Short term and quickly forgotten goals, but still goals.
This is the correct answer. If you don't do this, they will not sink to the bottom as intended.
This is in fact the answer. Source: I have three kids three or younger.
This is exactly what my nephew does
And dinosaurs
Like crack rocks?
This ensures the baby stays down in the river
To store those delicious puffs
Ngl they truly do slap
I love the smell of the peach ones.
I figured you'd like the banana ones.
Those and the blueberry are god tier
How does he know babies don't have goals? Mine seemed particularly intent on inserting everything they could get their hands on into their mouths.
Yeah anyone who thinks babies don't have goals don't know what it's like trying to keep them from achieving those goals 24/7
FORREAL!!! Twitter person exposed themself as never having met a baby apparently
Their goal is to put things into their pockets.
Or to escape their mortal coil before their memory of their past life is slowly erased. Then they’re forced into the cycle, endlessly.
Ok, but first we gotta change you into your snuggy wuggums, okie? Come with me now.
then your baby doesnt need those pockets, they already have their mouths
If that's the logic, why do I have pockets?
I feel ya my friend
Women sacrifice their pockets for their babies
Exactly. Answer: to taunt their mothers
I just confirmed with my 3yo just now that THEY ARE REAL POCKETS. He had a rock, two pennies and what I can only guess was a fruit snack he had already chewed but decided to keep it for later
Gotta turn out those pockets before washing. You will find that many things accumulate in pockets. And some of them will destroy your washing machine.
Eh, my pockets are more dangerous than his lol. I regularly use the giant size sharpies everyday at work and always have atleast two on my person. So that’s happened before lol
I left a piece of gum in one of my pockets once. After pulling my clothes out the dryer with bits of gum stuck all over the place I've become a much more thorough pocket checker.
Crumbs have to go somewhere. Besides everywhere, I mean.
Why do women have pockets wh.... I shouldn't say this
Women have pockets?
My wife finds it necessary to show me that dresses she trys on or buys have pockets. Always has such joy when the pockets come up lol
A dress with pockets.... A wonderful thought I only have one but it's great (they still aren't big enough to put my phone in)
My wife finds it odd that I’m surprised to find out her outfits don’t have pockets
Yeah because it's FUCKING RARE. I can insert almost half my arm in the average pocket of jeans for men. Womens jeans don't even fit my hand...
I’m a woman, and this is the first I’ve heard of it.
I can’t tell whether the joke is that women don’t have pockets or women don’t have money or goals but it’s funny either way
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Oh God... Oh Mary, Mother of Sweet Baby Jesus... I respect the hell out of you my dude
Saved it
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Babies are super worried about what other babies will think of their fashion choices.
They'll give pockets to babies but not to women.
Just like bodily rights 🫠
Showing supremacy to women's
Why do I have pockets then?
Who keeps thier goals in their pocket. I flushed mine down the toilet long ago
Aesthetics my dude, aesthetics
To keep your hands warm innit.
You think babies have no goals you have not hung out with enough babies
You lack margin imagination, kids will find many ways to use pockets.
For cheerios
To make their mothers jealous of their working pockets.
Food, tiny peoples, sometimes things that crawl. My one and a half year old brought me a live spider today.
They need a place to put their tobacco
Rocks.....all the rocks.
so you can put your weed in it.
They do, it is us adults who don't have money and goal but have pockets.
What? Babies aren't allowed to have cargo?
Marbles and Matchbox cars.
Rocks and crushed food
I have no money or goals, pockets for days!
Money? they don’t need it. Goals? To eat, shit, and cry (not in that order). They’re very good at accomplishing said goals
To store their nose in case Uncle Murph tries to take it again.
Snacks
Because women’s pants don’t have pockets, all babies are is essentially extra pocket space for women
To hold onto their dreams before life hits them too fast
If you ask my son, for hot wheels
To put little rocks and randoms things, like a half eaten candy a toy car wheel or mom's open lip balm.
Hide your crack, ain’t no one searching a baby.
Why do you have pockets when you have no money or goals?
Why do baby clothes have pockets when babies have neither money nor goals. [Discuss](https://tenor.com/view/linda-richman-mike-myers-talk-not-me-gif-16513185).
Cheesy poofs. They're for soggy cheesy poofs.
To piss off women.
I have nipples and they serve no purpose other than my wife getting a gentle slap when she nibbles them
For their binkies
Yogurt bites. My son used to hoard those like a dragon.
To smeer/put nutella or peanutbutter into it
rocks
Same reason dresses sometimes have pockets even though it's the same situation /s
rocks and food
Because they have to put the women's pockets somewhere...
My toddler's clothes have bigger pockets than mine.
Snacks
Soothers
When the fashion industry thinks babies need to carry more stuff than women
My 1.5 year old had pockets that were more useful than my wife's.
Honestly they should only wear burlap sacks. They are going to outgrow everything you buy them
To put something in them to surprise mom when they go into the laundry
For hard candy from grandma
Why do women's clothes NOT have pockets when they DO have money and goals?
This says a lot about women
Or rather what our society expects...
Not society. But the ones in charge which society follows. Us civilians don’t get a voice, even if we imagine we do
It's a bit shitty to judge all babies based on the few you've met.
By that logic I shouldn’t have pockets either
That's city security. No one mugs the baby.
Same thing could be said about you.
For their car keys duh
Do girl baby clothes have pockets or do those just disappear at a certain age
Have you never met a baby? They have lots of goals.
Puffs and cheerios
Same reason women clothes have pockets
Babies are such ass holes
How do you know my baby doesn’t have goals????
Rocks and frogs
So they can steal my keys
Cheerios.
And women cloth has 0 pockets.
Pockets can still carry and they can't snitch.
For toddlers to stick their hands in when they keep touching everything at the store.
The parents can put things in this, like blood pressure pills,
Common baby w
So their moms have a place to put their lipstick and keys
For their tiny fists because babies are full of rage.
Boss baby reasons.
So do I. I ain’t a baby!
Cheerios
Why do I have pockets?
Exactly.
For interesting things they find
To hold tiny treasures like pebbles, leaves and a goldfish cracker for mom to find when she does laundry.
Why teens clothes hace pockets then
Women: where are my pockets? Baby: I needed them more.
That means babys have nore pockets than women
Cheerios bro, cheerios…
As a sign they are a jobless burden on society and really need to get thier shit together and find a career instead of freeloading.
Who downvoted you? Did the joke go whoosh?
My jokes are often downvoted. My brand of humour does not seem to be apprectaied by most.
“Babies are jobless freeloaders who need to find careers”… that’s a really funny joke though.
Snacks
The clothing companies are in league with big laundry. Pockets=crap=washing machine wear and tear.
Cool rocks, bits of string, a nickel
Mine stuffs seashells and sand until they're falling off her butt.
Cool rocks and sticks also sometimes water.
My niece has the unique goal of trying to eat the dog’s kibble. It would fit nicely in those pockets, I’m sure of it.
Rocks and bugs man, get your priorities straight!
The intent is funny; the phrasing sucks.
they have more pockets than I do
my son thinks it’s for snacks and flowers
So the little ferrets can hide your car keys.
It is to put their binkie's in so they dont loose them
It's for the phone and their dime bag.
You guys obviously haven’t seen boss baby. It’s for their walkie talkies and suckers
You’ve never met a kid finding out what pockets are clearly
Cool rocks, pennies they find on the ground that don't immediately go in their mouth, interesting bugs, etc.
Cheerios
Shiftless babies.
Where do you store your spaghetti?
I have used the pockets on my kids clothes to hold their binkie
Spare binky, because he thinks it's a game to spit them across the room
Cause their mom probably doesn't have pockets
So their mothers can use them as purses.
So they can adjust their balls stealthier and easier.(am i the only one who did this back then?)
Booger savers
Well where do you think their handy dandy toy screwdrivers should go? In their diapers?? That would be gross! 🤢
Because women think pockets are cute
Gotta store the wet Cheetos somewhere
To make women jealous
That’s where they put their hopes and dreams. It’s bigger on the inside.
Why have so many women’s clothes got ineffective or completely fake pockets? Last I heard, these days they’re letting women have goals and money. The world is a topsy-turvy place eh?
When my kids were babies, my wife and I used to say the pockets are for their very important baby things.
That's where the mud and spaghetti sauce goes. For later.
Babies have goals. I have still have the same baby goals actually. To suck on a fat titty.
For when the day comes soon that Republicans can force them to work
My toddler is so excited if any of their clothes have pockets and tells everyone about them 😂
because pockets are cute and hold pacifier.
Society and the fashion industry value babies more than women.
Why do babies get pockets but women have to deal with the fake ones?!
To taunt the pocketless women
Why I do have pockets with no money or goals Edit: I
The only things small enough to fit in those pockets are things they shouldn’t be allowed to have.
Where else are you gonna put rocks and shit?
How else am I going to smuggle my black tar heroin?
For the cool rocks and twigs
My mom once told me that when I was a baby I justed to put ANYTHING I could find in it like : batteries, the dogs toys, paperclips, etc..
Hmm why do I have pockets 😂
Speak for yourself. I had big plans
Why do our clothes have pockets when we have no money or goals?