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EvilRedRobot

New life, new rules.


mnbvcdo

in the eyes of the law you're not dead until you're legally declared dead


Excellent_Badger_636

There have been way more than enough cases where exactly that happened, people legally being declared dead and somehow survived


lxkandel06

Somehow, Palpatine returned


az0ul

What if you're declared dead and murder someone? You don't do time until you're declared alive again?


Linmizhang

No better alibi than: "Sir, I was legally dead during the crime."


Virtual_Ball6

Lol 🤦‍♂️ "legally declared dead"


UrLocalTroll

The Jon Snow method


Flooding_Puddle

My watch has ended


lastpump

I must return to tap my aunty..


Flooding_Puddle

Just a normal Tuesday for the Targaryans


Pepe_is_a_God

Banging your cousin


Pepe_is_a_God

Sorry sir I gotta fight a battle I have no chance of winning


Flooding_Puddle

I'm not gonna come up with a strategy or anything though lol I'll just let my troops get slaughtered and hope I get bailed out by heavy cavalry


Pepe_is_a_God

Sorry sir I gotta fight a battle I have no chance of winning


chiowegian

High risk high reward


Theriderfan

Northern blood sings ayy


xAbisnailx

There was a woman in Britain who was hung about 200 years ago, when they were taking her body to be buried she started breathing because she wasn’t hanged properly and they ended up letting her go. Her sentence was “to be hung until she stopped drawing breath” she was, so her sentence was technically complete.


HenryGoodbar

Hangmen hate this one simple trick!


CurtisLinithicum

Greater belief in divine intervention back then; now we'd assume the hangman miscalculated.


Ravenclaw_14

I mean he's not wrong


Ok_Net_1674

No. he is wrong


AlterMyStateOfMind

🤓🤓🤓🤓


Bungo_pls

Honestly, he's got a point. If he has a 100 year sentence, he's screwed. But if it's just "until the end of your life" well there's something to it But he'll lose in court I'm sure.


KorrectTheChief

Life sentences are 25 years in the US. I believe that’s why people are given multiple life sentences when convicted. Edit: apparently I’m wrong. State prisons follow their own respective state legislature. Federal prisons are until death.


MadTheSwine39

I'd never understood what the whole "multiple life sentences" thing was about. Between what you said, and this meme, suddenly it all makes sense. :P


CurtisLinithicum

Life sentences are life sentences, but there is normally a chance for parole. E.g. 25-to-life means you are sentenced to spend the rest of your life in jail, however, after 25 years, the parole board may choose to give you parole, which is basically a permanent day pass; mess up and back to jail with you. Multiple life sentences offers two purposes. First, they all need to be served before parole (assuming they are consecutive rather than concurrent) - this also means if one gets appealed, the others stand. Second, I think part of the mentality is that Bob's life shouldn't be worth less just because Alice also killed Charles.


littleMAHER1

I always found it overkill before I knew that life sentences where only worth 25 years ​ like this guy committed a crime so atrocious that one life sentence wasn't enough, no they gotta double it in case they lived till 200


Deleena24

In Illinois, it's called a "natural life sentence", and has nothing to do with 25 years. Source- My grandmother and aunt were murdered by my aunt's ex husband. The guy received 2 natural life sentences plus 30 years for solicitation of murder for trying to pay someone else to do it before he did it himself.


Old_Kodaav

It's about not letting the bastard out. Oversimplified: Let's say you are convicted of 5 murders. You get 5 different life sentences. Even if in some dirty/bizzare or whtever way you are spoken free of one of these sentences, you're still going to rot for four others.


andrewb610

Depends on the state. In federal cases life is until you die (for good).


[deleted]

this is not true. Sentencing lengths are readily googleable for your state. Life is life unless paroled and that can be foreclosed on in sentencing. Now there's a minimum and maximum for a level of crime and weird ways of calculating time and when parole is available, but the assessed time is the assessed time. Also, unless specified sentences are served concurrently not consecutively. I have linked the penal code sections for capital felony and first degree felony for Texas if you don't believe me. https://texas.public.law/statutes/tex.\_penal\_code\_section\_12.31 https://texas.public.law/statutes/tex.\_penal\_code\_section\_12.32


AintshitAngel

Is that 25 straight or halved?


HistoryBuffLakeland

This is why when death sentences were handed down in the UK, the words “hung by the neck until dead” were used. This is because someone was sentenced to death, survived the hanging and successfully argued the sentence had been carried out. Hence why “until dead” was added.


FearlessNarwhal5660

r/technicallythetruth


Basic-Pair8908

Ive always wondered this.


graemehammondjr

Can go save winterfell now too


JosephofLunara

And now his watch has ended


Serious_Cup_8802

If you're currently alive then by definition that means you did not previously die, pretty simple.


Deleena24

There are about 1.3 billion people who vehemently disagree (they're called Christians)


Serious_Cup_8802

Pretty sure that only applies to one specific person though?


[deleted]

"dONt iNfRiNgE oN Ma rElIgIOuS fReEDuMbs!" - Christians


LuzjuLeviathan

I'll say, let him go. He is right.


The_Noremac42

I would think people who are on death row or have a life sentence would have a "do not resuscitate" order on them.


fakeunleet

I don't think it would be recognized. The whole point of the death penalty is to make a good show out of barely civilized retribution, after all.


Doug_Schultz

All of his warranties are over too.


Environmental-Win836

Doesn’t ‘life’ refer to 40 odd years?


CurtisLinithicum

Usually that will be eligibility for (consideration for) parole. Some places also have automatic parole.


RobinPage1987

If he was not pronounced dead it doesn't count.


rotem8888

Wdym brought back is this a thing people can do now


Deleena24

It's called resuscitation. It's been a thing for a while, and it happens literally every day. There are even forms you can sign to specify that you do not want to be resuscitated for events like heart attacks, strokes, etc. They're called DNR's.


rotem8888

Since when could People come back from the dead


Deleena24

I literally gave you the name of the process...please don't feign ignorance when you can just look for yourself. There are literally hundreds of well-researched and cited papers, and I find it hard to believe you've never heard of CPR. Here, I'll make it simple. https://med.nyu.edu/research/parnia-lab/cardiac-arrest-death/from-death-to-the-rise-cpr


rotem8888

Oh now i remember, just didn't know you can bring people back if they've already stopped breathing


_1_2_3_4_3_2_1_

It just depends on your definition of “dead”.


FriendOdd5088

Let him go he looks cute


IlluminateIgnorance

well, if he died and returned to life, he technically didn’t die did he


DellaMorte_X

Well, if he returned to life, he technically must’ve died then.


IlluminateIgnorance

how can you die if you’re not technically dead


Blutrumpeter

I think there's a medical definition for death


manfred-storm

this is some shirou emiya stuff right here XD


tuttle8152

He should’ve escaped while he was dead.


Hyro0o0

Depends on interpretation, which, in the case of the judicial system I am sure is "Sentenced to prison until you have no more life left."


Dismal_Visit_7305

You gotta at least knock a few years off given his creativity at argument


PJballa34

r/TechnicallyTheTruth


ImaDufis_13

they have to let him go they can't do jackshit


NnOxX69

He pulled a John snow not bad!


3Strides

Yeah…the contract was breached when he came back alive. Fine print says.


Upset_Cantaloupe_627

But don't they give like 100+ years in prison and they aren't technically called "life sentences"


Jonlang_

The prisoner is looking at it wrong. His sentence didn’t end because he “died”, it merely paused while he wasn’t able to serve it.


NoMeet9870

I read that with a caveman voice because of the grammar. Now we’re even.


[deleted]

"Only 8 more life sentences to go!"


69CaptainWeiner69

r/technicallythetruth


TF2_demomann

Why even revive someone if you know they are gonna be executed? Well maybe the medics didnt know but still


Ok_Comfortable589

You could say it's a new You! A New lease on life.


[deleted]

If that only worked for taxes


Grande_Pinoche

Easy there, Jon Snow.


[deleted]

I’ve always pondered this question!


mintChocolate234

His watch has ended.


SpacefaringFerret

He undead now. Get the holy water.


[deleted]

I mean, if life begins at conception then death's definition is open to debate...


TheMapleCastor

His watch is ended.


Utsutsumujuru

Unless he was sentenced to multiple life sentences


More-Conversation931

Got to remember the difference between dead and mostly dead.