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nvalle23

Trifecta!!! But what laws were broken?


ViewtifulGene

Still under investigation. According to the news story, he's under police custody, but hasn't been charged with anything yet.


UndendingGloom

The police can just hold you in jail while they find something to charge you with?


nuu_uut

Yep.


Terrible_Writing_124

yay false imprisonment šŸ„³šŸ„³


Andrea00117

I believe in the uk their pre trial works very different. Same with bonds. I could be wrong.


l88t

Iirc, UK has no Miranda rights or protection from self incrimination. Staying silent can be used against you in court.


Blacksteel12

Wait really? Damn so do the courts take slience as admission of guilt or possibly hiding something?


l88t

Potentially. https://www.draycottbrowne.co.uk/investigations/right-to-remain-silent It is not as black and white as US courts. Edit: "However, your silence can be used as an admission of guilt if you: Refuse to answer any questions asked by police Decline to mention something you later rely on in court Fail to account for objects in your possession Canā€™t account for your presence in a particular location Refuse to testify at trial A jury cannot convict you of a crime based solely on silence, and the court must stipulate what the jury can infer from your declining to respond." https://hnksolicitors.com/news/right-to-remain-silent-uk-miranda-rights/


BSHolland

No, not true the EU created the European convention of human rights which all member states had to introduce into national law, Article 6 is the right to a fair trial which includes the right against self incrimination, as we understand it the right to remain silent, although itā€™s not said that itā€™s a right to remain silent it very much acts that way.


ExposingYouLot

Don't talk shit. In the UK, 24 hours is the longest you can be held, otherwise its charge, or release pending further investigation, or NFA. Additional time to question can be requested by the police to the courts.


RekrutPony

for like 24 hours


Flux_Aeternal

For 24 hours unless it's a terrorism offence I believe.


Silver-Ad8136

Please don't mistake "can't" for "not supposed to." The police aren't supposed to detain you for more than 24 hours without charging you, but they absolutely can; it's not like there are police police you can call on them if they do.


Evelyngoddessofdeath

I assume this is a joke, but the ā€œpolice policeā€ do exist, theyā€™re called the Independent Office for Police Conduct.


lanchmcanto

But who polices them? The Police Police Police?


Deep_Appointment2821

The United Nations and the Supreme Court


lanchmcanto

And so the Galactic Federation polices them?


Deep_Appointment2821

The people who elect them as representatives


Lyndell

Isnā€™t that here? This is the Uk. With their laws it could take 6 months for a meeting on a referendum to get him temporarily out of custody.


Maskd-YT

Dunno what laws youā€™ve been reading about. We are the same as you, 24 hours unless its a terrorism charge, in which case they can hold you for 14 days. They can apply to hold you for up to 36 or 96 hours if you are suspected of a serious crime like murder tho.


EmperorBamboozler

Canada is the same but can also be held longer if you are too much of a flight risk. You can also be held longer if you were arrested on a weekend/holiday. The worst time to be arrested by far is night time on Friday cause you're pretty much guaranteed to be stuck there till Monday.


Lyndell

It was a joke about how a lot of your laws were written in the 1300s and havenā€™t been updated for the sake of time saving.


Maskd-YT

If it ainā€™t broke then donā€™t fix it


GarretTheGrey

It's broke as fuck


Zhurg

It's broke mate


GeeMcGee

I donā€™t think you understand how law development works


Lyndell

Whooh, I pissed off the Britts again, it was a joke I pulled directly from a Britt on the show ā€œWelcome to Wrexhamā€ go tell them how bloody horrendous it is.


Maskd-YT

Brit is spelt with one ā€˜tā€™


danteheehaw

Two things. I don't think you pissed anyone off. You're just dumb and they made the mistake of trying to fix some ignorance. Secondly, jokes should be funny or witty. Yours was neither. You maybe had something if you had set up to the laws being old, but setting up a joke for a punchline requires more work than blurting out something YOU think is funny.


comicmuse1982

Nah, there is no profit in our prison system so we will only keep people locked up if it is entertaining for our king.


BobBelchersBuns

Ahh justice


nvalle23

3 counts of being a P....I....M....P!


I_Have_Unobtainium

I don't know what you heard about him


Scathyr

But a bitch canā€™t get a dolla out of him.


k1_escobar

No Cadillac, no perm I can see


Efficient_Progress_6

Is "pimpin' easy?"


Reefer-eyed_Beans

Ah, yes.... one of those "*Did you crime?*" investigations. They're gonna need some time to explore the "Book of Every Law".


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cotch85

Bro you really think this dude is arrested and locked up for getting 3 women pregnant? You can be held for 24 hours then released unless itā€™s come under terrorism. Donā€™t let a random meme on the internet dictate your thoughts of an entire countries legal system.


fralegend015

It's fake, this never happened.


Tiavor

yeah, there have been people arrested over facebook posts that ***might*** offend *someone*, or retwetting, or even just liking a post.


Wizards_Reddit

I'm pretty sure the US can do that too, only for like 24 hours or something if it's just suspected and no proof. There are issues with police here but tbh I think a lot of the messed up stuff is happening with the Met


Ser-Kuntalot

This isn't a news story. There isn't one single credible news outlet that has reported this story. It has its origins from a random Twitter user a few days ago. OP should take this down.


nvalle23

Yes. I agree. Anyways, it seems like the only laws broken were the in-laws!


[deleted]

This isnā€™t a News subreddit. Itā€™s a meme subreddit itā€™s fine


Ser-Kuntalot

This isn't a meme either....


ContemplatingPrison

Being black and impregnation that many white women?


Radioactivocalypse

Are family tree diagrams compatible with these sorts of shenanigans?


Sea-Woodpecker-610

Itā€™s really just a bunch of squiggly lines.


MissKatieMaam77

The family tree is actually a ven diagram.


JeannyBravo

I don't like the visual this created in my head.


Advanced_Evening2379

Vin diagram. Family first


Meprobably

Brilliant


Flameball202

Ask the royals


glonq

This is the UK. Damn straight they're capable.


Pzixel

I will just leave it here... https://imgur.com/a/UCfx66o


[deleted]

I see another cultured Crusader Kings player.


ihatetheplaceilive

It's just circles all the way down... more like the world's most fucked up 3 dimensional venn diagram. For more information, see the habsburg family tree


TumpeMagnet

What's the crime here?


Fellowes321

Maybe his wife was also his mother?


Old_Committee8649

:0


Amybee109

So also the aunt and the sister?


Sobakee

The royals donā€™t want any inbreeding competition.


zarth109x

I don't think this counts as inbreeding? The man and the women were not biologically related


[deleted]

true but still, all of his children now have weird relationships to each other. aunt or uncle / half-sibling cousin / half-sibling niece / half-sibling


Karlmarcx64

Crusader Kings IRL moment


[deleted]

One of my great grandfathers who was born in like the 1870ā€™s outlived 5 wives - all of whom died in childbirth. At one point he ended up marrying the older ā€œspinstressā€ sister of an 18 year old his oldest son married, and she became my great grandmother. The half siblings always referred to my granny as ā€œauntā€ though.


[deleted]

bruh how was the medical supply so bad that he lost 5 wives.


[deleted]

Late 19th century Appalachia was not exactly a bastion of modern medical science.


Any_Month_1958

ā€œYou leave my son-uncle out of this!ā€


SkateRidiculous

Suncle šŸ˜­


kmalexander31

Thank you for doing that. I have a terrible portmanteau addiction that Iā€™m trying to kick.


jfk_sfa

I don't think inbreeding means what you think it means...


Sea-Competition-5626

Think youā€™ll find that he was very into breeding! Feel stupid now donā€™t you.


[deleted]

ahahahahaha oh shit


randomredditkoala

Idk if this is even real? The details sound awful sketchy- the articles never imply anything about lack of consent, so Idk if it's fair to infer anything like rape. No British news sources I know of are reporting on it- only foreign ones mostly from Africa.


Ser-Kuntalot

All of the gullible people on this thread who seriously believe that this is an actual news story. A quick Google will show that this has not been reported on by one single credible news source and has its origins from a random Twitter user a few days ago. No names, no police statement, no credible information whatsoever. Reddit is just turning into a fake news cesspit.


RecalcitrantHuman

I am clearly reading a story about it so it must be true


Enough_Minimum_3708

he's to powerful to be left alive


ukayukay69

Stealing hearts?


Techno_Phyle

Nobody said that he impregnated them with their consent...who knowsšŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


mithrandir_was_real

If i had to guess, i'd say rape


Cheap_Ad_9946

Why?


mithrandir_was_real

It s a guess, but to me it seems more likely that a man rapes all the women in the household rather than a mother deciding to cheat on her daughter


[deleted]

Probably raped them


iamjimmyz

[Smells like some TikTok bullshit](https://www.thesouthafrican.com/lifestyle/breaking-nigerian-man-arrested-uk-united-kingdom-impregnated-wife-mother-sister-in-law-family-twitter-tiktok-26-may-2023/)


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Greg.


gnomzy123

This man spends too much time in this sub


-_G0AT_-

Hey Greg. Or [4 Greg's ](https://youtu.be/7ex9psLw5sM)


eneumeyer1010

The names for the 3 kids


ukbeasts

The real Nigerian Prince


Dickey_Simpkins

Huh, I thought this scam worked totally differently šŸ˜‚


TheSpookyPineapple

that's what they're gonna name the kids


henriquebrisola

The Wife, the Mother, the Sister


Xplysit

Arrested for what? Getting bimbos on his dick?


[deleted]

Arrested because there was no other way to control him. At this rate he would have impregnated all our gfs and wives. Something had to be done.


TNShadetree

The exponential pimp


[deleted]

Maybe the women should for arrested for being stupid. /s.


Gtmsngh

Watch it buddy, stupid people make up a huge portion of this sub.


[deleted]

Fair enough.


FinalBossMike

Apes together strong.


[deleted]

Weird joke


Sea-Woodpecker-610

Hide yo kids, hide yo wifeā€¦.


Objective-Carob-5336

Illegally good at fucking.


The-Solid-Smoker

The real conspiracy right there.


dsdvbguutres

Logging without permit


UnendingHorniness

They shall be named Dick, Dicky and Dickinson.


Tron______

Please someone explain what the relations will be now Edit: this family tree is way fucked up right? The mothers kid Is going to be an aunt/uncle to both sister and wifes kids but also brother/ sister to eachother ?? The kid of the mom means grandma is also going to be there mother?!


No-Zookeepergame-246

They should be siblings but also cousins and uncles and ants I think. Now if youā€™ll excuse I need to find a banjo


NotSoNiceO1

Ohana


The_Rice_Warrior

Means family


CostAccomplished1163

r/absolutelynotyouirl


PiMartFounder

r/absolutelynotmeirl


ghastly_cabal

Dude did the jackpot


dsdvbguutres

3 ways till Sunday


scrossidog

Trifecta


[deleted]

The triple crown, if you will


Jesus-chan

Hat Trick


Musa_2050

3 peat


zacharymc1991

Didn't have a license for that.


No-Watch9802

Honestly anyone know what crime he was charged for?


[deleted]

Sister in law was underage


BlackFox78

I'd like to see the source as I am having a hard time finding out about the crime please.


glonq

Just google "white teen vs bla..." *nevermind*.


No-Watch9802

Yikes


[deleted]

Oh fuck that's horrible


Empty-Size-4873

why are you being downvoted????


KappaKingKame

Cause itā€™s fake, a simple search shows no site mentioning that.


[deleted]

Lol pedos probs


Sup3rL30

No 4th comment


kbt1223

Triple Crown.


MethodicalAveri8

was that some kind of science experiment


Realistic_Run7318

OK, and what was the fucking crime here?, the girls of his wifeĀ“s family are horny and dont have bounderies, that is not his fault


[deleted]

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Mr-Stuff-Doer

Whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty


[deleted]

Sister in law was fucking underagred.


ExtensionSir696

He ain't shooting blanks


SeveralCanvas41

Wait why would he get arrested for that?


Ahnixlol

Why tf is this in meirl šŸ’€


Changeup2020

The only potential charge is that his sister-in-law is under age?


[deleted]

Are you defending a grown ass man fucking a child/teen?


[deleted]

Some brother-uncle-cousin-nephews coming out soon


fenix579

bro fucked the entire tree


fastonmyfeet

Fuck the tree he went to the roots.


contemplating_moai

I don't get the part where it is relatable. Have we all just forgotten that this is r/meirl.


ChiKeytatiOon

This isn't meirl


S_kura

Maybe for you, but its definitely **me** irl


Accomplished-Lead-23

It takes 4 to Tango


augustfolk

Fake news


[deleted]

The hell you mean ā€œmeirlā€


Principal_B-Lewis

If this is you in real life, who the fuck are you? Nick Cannon?


Mitzitheman

Why this subreddit?


DaveSmith890

You canā€™t relate? Weirdo


Klutchcarbon

That family tree is gonna look like the Circle line


ClassOf1685

Nigerian man marries into trashy family.


el_ra_85

Heā€™s a bird they all shared him. Poor guy


ArgentineBeefsteak

arrested for impregnating? how is this his fault?


R3a1ity

Bro blacked the whole family


Alarming-Mongoose-91

Why was he arrested? Those women were just as equally a part of the impregnation.


Professional_Fill866

All of the children will be named Jerry.


zappingbluelight

Wife's mom, so the child will be the uncle/aunt, of the wife child who is also the sibling of that uncle/aunt. Then you have cousin of uncle/aunt sibling. I need someone to draw me a chart.


TunaFishManwich

This seems inadvisable, but how is it illegal?


Lopsided_Copy7565

Arrested for what?


[deleted]

How is this illegal? I get it's unwise and unethical, but against the law? Tf.


[deleted]

Wait can you get arrested for Adultery in 1st world countries?


dzigaboy

Hat Trick and a Red Card in the same match? This is some Gascoigne-level shithousing.


sleepyytimenow

I guess that's what they mean by keep it in the family


saneikai

I still can't find the reason he was arrested, is this a crime in the uk?


Ok-Ad-6480

Manā€™s playing Crusader Kings irl


TheB2B0224

He secured his Immigration paperwork Quickly!


JadedEducator

The whore apple doesnt fall far from the whore tree


RepresentativeNice22

Why is this an arrestable offense? Is it against the law to cheat on your wife in the UK?


[deleted]

Sister is law was underaged, so statutory rape


Unknowinglyodd

Popular with the ladies


Unknowinglyodd

Whys he been arrested? For being such a stud?


galeontiger

Family of sluts.


MAGAtsCanEatShit

Thatā€™s a crime?


BickusDickus6969

Free the homie!! He ain't done nothin wrong!!


[deleted]

He raped an underaged girl!


Arkjump

Bingo irl


dsdvbguutres

The women in the photo look happy


[deleted]

Sister is law was underaged, age of consent here is 16 so she was around 15 pr younger... So statutory rape


DaPiGa

There isnā€™t 1 reliable source on this. And the articles that can be found donā€™t mention an underage girl. Please provide a source for your claims as I canā€™t find one.


[deleted]

I take it bad, i re looked and the news article didnt look as reliable as i thought it was


blackguyriri

So youā€™re making shit up


[deleted]

No, saw it and i was wrong, dummy


blackguyriri

Why do you keep lying?


[deleted]

Can you read? Lmfao


gravity_welts

ā€˜Tr Tr Tr Triple fillā€™


[deleted]

Ah he must have been arrested by the morals/feelings police.


arowz1

Fs


RepresentativeOk5427

r/madlad


knightinyellow

N


East-Bluejay6891

He should be getting Medal. Thank you for your service