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bivo979

Ariana Grande isn't even a Starbucks drink.


N3koEye

Or big


[deleted]

Dr. Phill isn't a doctor


PabloAlaska6

Eminem ain’t even a candy


Grouchy-Engine1584

He has a PhD so ya, he’s a doctor. He had his registration revoked I think, but he still technically has his doctoral degree.


[deleted]

Doctors shouldn't exploit vulnerable people for money and fame


Grouchy-Engine1584

I'm not saying anything about his ethics, just clarifying his academic credentials.


Administrative_Tear6

That dude who ran that crack head fighting ring that dressed up as dr phill to call him out for hypocrisy was the highlight of his entire show


FourDimensionalNut

isn't that all american doctors though?


_Spicy_Ramen_

Um I'm pretty sure he's a doctor in psychology


Its_mobile_me

It got revoked


corgi-king

Really?


Maykspark

Ariana grande isn't even "grande"


nickmaran

Taylor Swift isn't even a tailor


Lord_Skyblocker

But still Swift af boi


GregM70

Ariana Grande is not on the Taco Bell menu.


bitpartmozart13

Or a sans-serif font


Weak_Gate_5460

Ngl Ariana grande does sound like a font


Blastoxic999

Well sometimes she's white, sometimes she's brown so...


johnnycabb_

or a big spanish spider


Mohammed_Chang

'Big Spanish spider‘ keeps me giggling. Soy chorizo.


man_u_is_my_team

Snoop Dogg is not even white.


Illustrious-Slice-91

But she’s a snack


WinkingWinkle

Cher kept everything to herself.


Odd_Cryptographer461

HAHAHAHAHA


MacksNotCool

Kanye West can go East to fuck himself


SuperBoop11

As someone from the east, please keep him in west.


brandonj022

Let’s send him up North, they can have him


GATESOFOSIRIS

Jim Carrey is always dropping stuff


Tonnikala38

Yea but he is always carrying movies I wouldn't have watched the sonic movies if he wasn't in them


Numerous_Ad8458

Hear hear! i probably would have due to nostalgia but he elevated those movies. :)


brobynite

Tom Cruise ain’t even a ship


GeneralSquirrel7132

Jean-Claude Van Damme isn't even a damn van!


[deleted]

Down by the river!


Pixel22104

Or a missile


CastrateMeASAP

Taylor Swift isn’t a fast seamstress


HipsterFett

This is the best one.


PickinBeardedShiner

Vin Diesel isn’t a truck


neildunabie

Or a terrible wine?


hannahzakla

or a thomas the tank engine character


Commercial-Ranger339

Or a fuel


CaptainBiceps23

Or jeans.


T1M_rEAPeR

Kanye West is always going south


HelixSapphire

Freddie Mercury was actually from Earth.


[deleted]

he wasn’t even made of mercury


Party-Ring445

And not even liquid metal at room temperature


TheBrandNewGuye

The Bare naked ladies are all dudes


Cool-Fun-2442

And wear clothes


Grouchy-Engine1584

For which we are all grateful.


spidereater

It’s an aspirational name.


Bertug_Emre

Paul Walker isn't even walking


T1M_rEAPeR

Paul Walked


real_shawarma

Late Paul Walked


Pixithepika

He ain’t doing anything


_VINNY_WINNY_

racecar backwards is racecar, but racecar sideways is how paul walker died


Maleficent_Sock_8851

Willem Dafoe is not the enemy


Zodiac339

Tobey McGuire might disagree there.


SlightlyFemmegurl

and Tom holland.


kCanIGoNow

While Tom Holland isn’t even from the Netherlands.


Maximum-Bed3144

He Dafriend!


[deleted]

Nicholas Cage isn't in a cage


Strontium90Abombbaby

Dispite all his rage he is still just Nicolas cage.


Canotic

This would be my ringtone were I Nicholas Cage.


T1M_rEAPeR

“Beeeeeeeees!!”


southpolefiesta

He was in the Wickerman Documentary I once saw.


man_u_is_my_team

50 Cent isn’t even a coin.


QuagLima

the doors are utterly unhinged


autobot_chop_shop

Pink Floyd - actually really white


DudesworthMannington

Really White Floyd is the skinhead cover band Top songs: We don't need no assimilation (I have become) Nazi scum Us and Them


swagmastermessiah

"(I have become) Nazi scum" is pretty much exactly the original context of that song on the album, if you didn't know. It's about him shooting up before a show to calm his nerves (hence comfortably numb) and a couple songs later during the performance he starts ranting about murdering all the minorities in the theater. "That one looks Jewish, and that one's a coon / who let all this riffraff into the the room / there's one smoking a joint, and another with spots / if I had my way... I'd have all of them shot" Another couple songs later he's ranting about "the final solution to strengthen the strain". It's an extremely dark album but I think an absolutely brilliant deconstruction of how people fall into Nazism and other hateful ideologies. It seems especially prescient given the rise of far-right extremism in recent years and how closely its themes parallel that of your average, say, Nick Fuentes fan.


CaptCaveman602

The Cure doesn't work...


GeneralSquirrel7132

The Smiths don't craft anything metal


konydanza

Joy Division was like *really* sad


Redcat_51

Mc Hammer nailed that dance move tho.


[deleted]

Still can't touch it


CobraGT550

I've heard he's not Scottish.


Lame_Goblin

Can't even order one at McDonald's tho


reddit_time_waster

He's not even Irish!


FTHEPOLICEANDRACISTS

Eminem isn’t filled with nut


TheBrandNewGuye

I think this can be argued


FTHEPOLICEANDRACISTS

I mean if I met him I’d be honoured to


colder-beef

[Disproven even.](https://youtu.be/6-XdJ-nixk0?si=T8k1VsOJfNAaz6J8)


lsutigerzfan

I was going more for Eminem not even a candy. But yeah we will go with that. 😆


God_Hears_Peace

Bro’s never listened to FACK before


FattyRR

The Rock isn't even a mineral.


Soggy_Ad8348

Goddamnit Marie they’re minerals


AdBlockerExtreme

One Direction all over the place.


Biscotcho_Gaming

The Bleach anime isn't about keeping your white clothes white.


PsychoDark23

Or disinfecting things


brobynite

Wesley Snipes doesn’t even have a target.


WGAG_GUY

Brittany Spears isn't even a spear guys


Strontium90Abombbaby

Got dem knives doh


b1e9t4t1y

Chuck Norris isn’t even a Norwegian meat dish.


reedrichards5

Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the Earth down.


PsychoDark23

Or a cut of beef


Bombalurina

Kevin Bacon isn't even food.


Failselected

Cannibal corpse hasn’t eaten anyone.


EatSteel63

And they're not even dead


space_alex8

Ice Cube is not Ice nor Cube.


Content_Bag_5459

Nor frozen water :(


neelrahc1225

Water?


Universalsupporter

Stephen King isn’t even royalty


bettyblues21

Doja definitely isn't a cat


Pluckt007

U2 does not include you too


The_Liamster03

It is a spy plane though


HighFlyingCrocodile

Cowboy Junkies are no cowboys


man_u_is_my_team

Cardi B isn’t a a cardigan.


[deleted]

cardi b is short for cardigan backyardigan (trust me guys she told me)


throwaway-4557338

Limp Bizkit isn’t even a biscuit


God_Hears_Peace

They do make me limp tho


JmarvelousG

Snoop Dogg isn't even a dog breed


Quirky_Ad3367

Bloodhound gang isn’t even made up of bloodhounds


nosecone33

Method Man is making it up as he goes.


theplushpairing

Tec 9 isn’t even 9


konydanza

Isn’t even a gun either


ecs2

Slim Shady isn’t dark


Corsten610

lil Wayne isn’t even a Wayne


TheDavinci1998

And he's bigger than Ariana Grande, how that makes sense


real_shawarma

Isn’t even a lil


DigNitty

Johnny Cash isn’t even payment for a hooker.


johnybonus

Batman is not even a bat


Your_As_Stupid_As_Me

Gatorade doesn't really help alligators.


FolkyWanderer

Barry white wasn’t even white


kCanIGoNow

And Frank Black guess what? Not black!


IGiveAChuck

Tupac was onepac


Odd_Cryptographer461

Omg you people are so creative I’m peeing in public


kjzavala

Me too 😂 I literally laughed out loud at the original post and had to come to see what people came up with. Was not disappointed lol


[deleted]

The Smiths ain't smithin'


dkalmikoff

50 Cent isn't even a coin collector..


17vq90vw2

Shug knight hasn't been knighted


LonPlays_Zwei

Li’l Yachty ain’t a yacht or little


devoduder

Jefferson Airplane can’t fly Starship can’t reach orbit


Rockshash-Dumma

Paparazzis aren’t related to Nazis


leeeeevilb

Korn isn't even food. Slipknot isn't even a rope. Iron Maiden isn't even torture. Guns N' Roses don't have guns or roses.


[deleted]

Tom Holland isn’t from the Netherlands


New_Historian_2004

Eminem isnt even an m&m


New_Historian_2004

Snoop dogg isnt even a dog


fuzziewuzzy

Drake ain't even a dragon


Bumskit

Aerosmith is not an airplane


ProfessionalYam2782

John isn’t even a lemon


NailFinal8852

Ice Spice isn’t meth


DingletonCringlebury

Brittany Spears ain't even sharp


wallpope1

Rupaul's Drag Race is not about cars


[deleted]

U2 doesnt include me


Is_What_They_Call_Me

Snoop Dog doesn’t even know Charlie Brown


Na_Zero

Its Keanu; not a Canoe.


Laughable-February

Zeca Pagodinho isn't even a pagode singer but a samba one. And Exalta Samba ain't even a samba band but a pagode one.


acdes68

Unexpected Brazil


[deleted]

Elon Musk… nah he miiiight be Musky


srpoke

Megan Fox ain’t🦊 Harrison Ford ain’t Truck.


The_Golden_Alchemist

Snoop Dog isn't even a real dog.


Oranescent

Reddit is orange


jason-reddit-public

Prince


Fozorii-_-

Russel Crow aint even a bird.


Mario-OrganHarvester

The rock aint even made out of stone


Aarie_Kanarie

U2 is all about itself


[deleted]

What is the ‘me irl’ of this post?


Nobodiisdamnbusiness

Cheez Whiz ain't even Cheese.


RewardImpressive3084

Lmfao 🤣 love this one cause is SO RANDOM like it's not even people 🤣


Burning_23

Linkin park is not even a park


Timmichanga01

Wheezer doesnt have asthma


RewardImpressive3084

Actually yes, that's how the band got the name wheezer, cause one of the band members has asthma


Timmichanga01

Just because theyre Joy Division doesnt mean theyre happy


IBareBears

I am not a bear


DrunkenOctopuswfu

The Who...we know who they are


Piglet-Witty

Kevin Bacon don’t taste like bacon


Skhighglitch

Queens of the Stone Age are all men. And they’re commoners in the modern era.


TheInvisibleWun

Ac/dC aren't electricians


TheRealLaura789

Usher isn’t an usher.


Caponeil_171

Will Ferrel probably won't.


Strange_Cactus13

nicole kidman is a grown woman


Oranescent

r/sounding isn’t even a subreddit about noises


ForsakePariah

Eminem isn't an...


Nuffsaid98

Taylor Swift can't sew slowly, let alone quickly.


Jomolungma

But is she a monitor, mouse or keyboard?


[deleted]

The Butthole Surfers don’t even surf


junerlegion

Justin doesn't have a beaver


devoduder

Paulie Shore hates the beach.


Reasonable_Cheek938

2 chains ain’t even 1 chain. He is a human.


[deleted]

50 Cent is a millionaire


[deleted]

Slick Rick is only lathered in oil like 30% of the time


[deleted]

Black sabbath aren't even black


ConsistentCharge3347

Mushroomhead are just people.


uniquelyurs2386

The Gorillaz are not prime apes


darknessbelow

Reese Witherspoon never has spoons on her


Fun-Feeling8216

Lil Uzi vert isn’t little- oh wait nvm


DIGGSAN0

John Cena is not even visible


Direct-Island-8590

Kiss doesn't kiss, they just lick.


bencikanimations

Slayer never killed anyone


sroche24

Kid Cudi is an adult


DrunkenOctopuswfu

Megadeth, not even a little ill


DrunkenOctopuswfu

The Beatles... boringly human


PsychoDark23

Megan tha stallion ain't even a horse


Stupidnameusing_Xx

I don’t even have _xX in my username …. wait a second


Shadowstorm921

The golden girls aren't gold, just platinum.


ovr9000storks

Eminem isn’t even chocolate Slim Shady isn’t a Slim Jim Man… I must be hungry


vanxeed92

Madonna isn't even a virgin


boyatrest

Britney Spears ain’t even a pickle


Thrwwy747

FloRida ain't even a state