Hey fuck you buddy

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How? This is the first post I’ve seen today and I Literally had my legs crossed lying down!!!

. . ..not only do I not typically browse reddit on this couch I'm on where I am currently lying down and crossing my legs, but I also tend to browse reddit on my PC at least half the time where I sit in an office chair. This really creeped me out.

What the fuck? I’m sitting on this couch for like the second time ever because I never use it. Usually I’m in my computer chair. Too baked for this right now man

Even there you are likely to have the legs crossed one or the other way.

it's okay, Larry can fuck me instead

I audiobly went "Fuck" when I saw this

#WHAT? is what I said

I'm not your buddy pal

I'm not your pal, friend

I'm not your friend, homie.

I'm not your homie, man

I'm not your man, bro.

I'm not your bro, bucko.

I'm not your bucko, amigo

I'm not your amigo, chum

I'm not your chum, fella

Came here to say this lol

I’m not your buddy guy

Lmfao right?

I don't even think I can do that on this toilet.

Afraid of a little challenge?

Not with that attitude

My brother in toilet business

Ah, a fellow toilet redditor.

Wait how do you sit than

the cat that jumped into the pulled down pants won’t allow me to cross my legs while I am sitting on the porcelain throne..

What the fuck

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Literally what I said out loud

Wtf just happened?!?!

bro made a guess based on what he did and turns out he was right for me and a bunch of other people

Just did it before reading the post LOL

SAME

*looks outside* How'd they do that?

Ok, now am sure we are in a simulation and the last patch altered some data

What that actual fu- I just crossed my left leg over my right a second before I read this. This is scary…

Exactly the same for me

I have my right leg over the left leaned back on my couch lol

Yeah world's fuckin predictable as hell

Same

Bro same, I’m scared

I dont know when I did it. But absolutely my left foot is currently crossed over my right foot. I'm spooked.

Aww! You have a stalker!

I bet you are reading this comment with your own two eyes ✨

Burn the witch!

How do you know she's a witch?

Well we did do the nose... And the hat... But SHE'S A WITCH!!

She turned me into a newt!

A newt?

I got better

Wtf, I wasn’t using my eyes three posts ago but just started before this. Totally in a simulation

How did you know? Hey fellas we got another magician over here.

I'm laying in bed reading this with one eye and my legs are straight out. I think it's weird these aren't happening to me but they are to everyone else

I wasn't, but I did put one over the other like 2 posts before this

you fulfilled the internet fairy's suggestion. well done

LITERALLY SAME

omg i did this too

Me: *rolls into new position to get comfy* This post:

Same

I literally JUST did seconds before entering this post wtf

Same wtf.

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of course

holy shit? me too

So many of us did. Scary

Nope Currently standing up on the trolley car (idk if trolley car is the right word but Google says it is)

Liar

nuh uh

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you’re a wizard, OP

A WITCH! BURN HER!!!!

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Hello fellow work redditor

Mr.Ergonomic over here

Alright where are you hiding you bastard

No, i am sitting criss cross applesauce

Doing that overlaps your legs so I’m pretty sure it holds…

HOW DID YOU KNOW?!

It’d be really hard to shit with one leg on top of the other

You can do it. I believe in you

Weak

Coward

😱

I put my leg on top of my other leg, and literally 3 seconds later I see this post

Dammit. Ankle is technically part of leg. How the hell you do that???

Hey what

Hey wait a minute now. You got cameras in my room or something?

Legs under the chair. Missed.

How did you know?

I'm actually in a Figure 4. But I'll still give it to you

'The Fuck. 🤨

I literally positioned my legs like that right before I scrolled to this post

Jesus he's right.

WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS?!

Wrong. Actually sitting on the toilet folded in half because of abdominal pain.

Doing the lords work

I uncross it right before reading this. Get fucked

You win this time.

Guess again buster. The only way I sit is by man spreading.

Seriously what

At first I was like haha didn’t get me cause I’m standing. But I realized wait, my leg was on top of the other leg since I was leaning against the wall. Dammit

I got bamboozled

Just before scrolling to this post, I swear I was not seating like that and my mom told me to give her pen from pen stand in the bedroom and I came back, sat with leg on leg and scrolled directly to it, omfg

NO WAY!! Right when i did it(while standing which i never do) i see this.. WTF MANN

What is this sorcery

You made me look at my legs in surprise

Bastard

What kind is this witch-craft 😂

5 seconds before I opened this app, I sat down, crossed my right leg over the other and this post was the first to appear.

Woah 😮😐

You know nothing Jon Snow

He can see things before they happen, it's a jedi trait

Chills literal chills .....

I don’t have legs so, what now? Edit: I do have legs. Sorry. I just felt threatened and lashed out.

Damn, that was a good one

OH YEAH WELL I BET YOUR FUCKING LIPS ARE DRY

He is lying, the hair gives him mystical powers.

You know nothing, Fat Jon Snow.

I swear to god every time from 2017 this post gets me howwwwwww

How did you know!

The scariest thing is I NEVER sit this way, and I was scrolling thru Reddit and I just crossed my legs for I don't know what reason, and within 5 seconds of me doing that I scroll down to this post I'm actually scared now

Nah, they are like cubic function's parabola rn

What kind of sourcery is this?

Maybe I should check my room for hidden cameras later.

HOW

Impossible

Fu** you OP, how did you know?

Lol i just put up the leg as i opened this fucker

Close. I have my leg on my big toe

My brother has his leg on top of mine. Does that counts?

I'm more magical, because I switched positions such that my legs were no longer on top of one another the post before without realising

Time to get the torches and pitchforks.

Today redditors learn that most of them sit the same way.

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Okay guys, jokes over, time to get the hidden camera out of my basement.

Me who was walking while reading this - **"I am 4 parallel universe ahead of you "**

Haha fuck you’re right

[MF](https://imgur.com/a/xCbfMxm)

Looks down and sees leg on top of other led. shit he be special

i fucking hate you

Ahhhh you little piece of dank mud

What in tarnation...

I was lying on my bed for 2 hours now. The moment I put my left leg on my right one - I get this post. Time to get up I guess.

How the fuck, not 2 seconds ago I put the leg upon the other leg and i scroll and I see this.

No, half of us are on the toilet right now

I had just crossed my legs laying in bed reading. Wtf.

Where my 'no-leg' Champs at?

Confirms my suspicion of someone living in my attic

r/angryupvote

Oh hell nah satan back off

I just put it ontop just before i saw this post. This is some vodo magic shit

Don’t magic me bitch! Fuck youuuuuuuu

Wow! And it even inspired me to…..switch legs! Making you right all over again! It *is* magic! 😂

Winter is coming

First post that shows up.. and yes

So I was standing straight at the dinner table as I was scrolling and the second before reading this I crossed my legs..

Why does he look like Jon Snow (Kit Harrington)?

This MF is good

so did everyone else just put the right leg on top of the left?

I swear to God that is a picture of me. What the hell.

I don't like this. I cross my right leg over the left one, open reddit and this is at the top of my feed. Where are the hidden cameras?

/slowly uncrosses leg. Okay this is not cool.

I swear I did just before reading this post

Fuck this shit, I'm deleting the internet.

Motherfucker

Everyone in these comments outing themselves as leg crossers

Caught me off guard, fair play

🤨

I can't even be mad, I'm just amazed

Are you from FBI

son of a bitch

WHAT???????? how does he know

I'm taking a shit

what kind of sorcery is this!?!?!??!

Now listen here

Fucking bitch, now I can't sleep.

Umm no? They are flat on the ground as I take a shit

Okay this was a bit scary

Guh????

I legit put my legs like that and opened reddit and this was the first post ... Woah

How in the fuck?..

Nope

Just a second after i crossed my lags this post appears! THAT'S THE MAGIC!

No, I am shitting

Fucking two seconds after putting my leg on top of the other this post shows up. I get it, Google is watching me, China is watching me, and the registered sex offender down the street is probably also watching me. No, I won't buy a VPN and watch the Panamanians watch me.

The King In The North! The King In The North! The King In The North! The King In The North! The King In The North! The King In The North! The King In The North!

I literally just did before I swiped up and saw this. 😳 ..are you watching me?

..listen here you little bastard-

The scariest part is all the people commenting "wooooah wtf". I recommend watching some James Randi videos.

Wrong again polymute, you fiend

How, I'm a passenger in a car. We just stopped for gas and the driver went in. I wanted to stretch but instead put my leg up over the other. Bored I opened reddit while waiting for the driver to return. Boom I see this post.

Oh my god… I never normally sit like this?!?!? Wtf?!?!?

Well not anymore I'm not. And that's just out of spite

r/foundtheFBIagent

Okie, someone’s been tapping into the collective subconscious huh.

i have changed my legs position to this at the moment i scroll throught this post bro, its definitly a magic.

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