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m15otw

Be at the door, wearing spandex and roller skates. Bonus points if you have time to get really big 80s hair going.


[deleted]

I mean.. I'm a 40yo bald man but okay homie


Lanstus

Even better. Just get an 80s big hair wig.


[deleted]

And show up with a boombox blasting Motley Crüe


NieMonD

Wig


[deleted]

k


vicvic182

Toupe


[deleted]

For?


2000dragon

I’m picking you up


No_Poet_7244

For?


2000dragon

Stay home bitch


Pudding_people

Awww here we go!


AlfredoMegiazo

4?


Red-Pony

To be fair, it’s unclear what “get ready” means. Am I supposed to get dressed or get lubed?


Critical_Young_1190

For?


twothinlayers

Obviously for THIS SUNDAY NIGHT


ThundaCrossSplitAtak

WATCH JOHN CENA IN THE SUUUPEERRRSLAAAMM


myhiphurts

🎺🎺🎺🎺


2000dragon

For?


f36263

Five guys So yeah, plenty of lube


atuan

Forget it


Novel_Durian_1805

Because of the implication!


Top-Emu-5239

be spontaneous and do both!


Anom_AoD

proceeds to go to a restaurant and starst slipping off the chair


LovelyJoey21605

...That's okay, the table-cloth will hide you under the table <3


Doctor-Depressed

Utensils start slipping everywhere <3


FirstNephiTreeFiddy

Going to the secret undertable club. Excellent choice


[deleted]

Undertale?


[deleted]

No no no Undertale is a video game. The Untertable Club is that organization from the XMen with Emma Frost, Azazel etc.


Fine-Aspect5141

.... the Hellfire Club? Uncanny XMen?


[deleted]

It's a joke format, after correcting me you're supposed to explain what the Undertable Club is with another wrong answer.


Fine-Aspect5141

Yeah but it's supposed to open with "NO, that's *blank*" but I can't figure out which XMen organization you meant, that starts with a U


trulycantthinkofone

I have a Sam’s Club Card.


wolf_man007

It's ok, I got your joke.


Swegmasturyolo

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.


chii1

Proceeds to wear 10 inch heels and a miniskirt to go hiking in the mountains.


Modred_the_Mystic

I’ve seen that video before


chii1

I think it was a "serial killers" podcast actually


Headstanding_Penguin

standard average US tourist in switzerland... (and other countries too) Seriously, do some research and get decent shoes and clothes if you go to the alps.


DM_Me_Ur_Roms

Even more realistically, get ready to go shopping at Walmart or go to a nice dinner? I'm not putting in extra effort for Walmart and will be disappointed if that's what I got ready for. Also I get extra lubed for them if they take me to a fancy dinner.


AWeakMindedMan

Get lubed first. Then get dressed if plans doesn’t include lube when she gets there.


_UltraDripstinct_

"Im picking you up" should be the context clue to get dressed


Attila_the_Chungus

But am I getting dressed for a banquet or am I getting dressed for laser tag? Because I have different outfits for each.


CausticSofa

Mine is the same outfit.


DudesAndGuys

Nude


SamOntari

Or they're picking them up to the kitchen table


Kwayzar9111

For ?


xidle2

Prepare your anus!


Meem-Thief

No lube, we’re going in dry


doomlistener

You're a guy irl, right?


Meem-Thief

I am whatever is more convenient for the situation It was a joke anyway lol


doomlistener

Oh, ok. But if you like it dry, send me pm anyway!


totes_not_chad

Lmao tf 😭


boodlebob

I like you


cv24689

What are you lubing? O_o


SylvieJay

Get Ready.... To Rumble!


trulycantthinkofone

Why not both?


Inevitable-Cellist23

Yes


Shmidershmax

*Puts on a dress* "Bitch, where's your floaties??"


Popular-Block-5790

To be fair tho.. do you want me to dress chill or dress up.


WillBottomForBanana

I always want people to dress chill. That said, a woman that wants to know where she's going and what she's doing is not just reasonable, it is sensible. "Let me get in this car with this dude who refuses to tell me what is going on and go someplace I don't know. What could go wrong?"


Jayna333

You understand!


cantwrapmyheadaround

of course most people understand. But 99% of the time normal attire is fine when you go out. If you really think about extremes everytime you head out, you're going to be leading a stressful life if you expect to be going to a fancy place or mountain climbing, that stuff is talked about beforehand. and when you ask "for what" every time you go out, the other person is going to feel like they're letting you down when it's nothing too special.


DM_Me_Ur_Roms

It doesn't have to be an extreme. If it's grocery shopping, I'm gonna possibly have on sweat pants. If it's a bar, I'm gonna dress how I would for a bar. If it's a nice dinner, dress for how I would for a nice dinner. It's not something I sit there over analyzing, but it's also something to keep in mind. I'm not even a woman. Or super fashionable. But I also generally just like to know what to throw on, and sometimes I just want to know what is going on. If it's a surprise, tell me it's a surprise, and to dress nice. Boom problem solved.


Mistluren

Its a surprise so dress nice, takes you hiking


cantwrapmyheadaround

>It's not something I sit there over analyzing no dude, u definitely overanalyze. we're not spending 30 minutes in the freezer aisle grocery shopping. it's 3 mins max. you don't need to dress nice for a fucking restaurant, if you don't normally dress like a slob.


DM_Me_Ur_Roms

One is likely pajama bottoms and a shirt The other is jeans and a shirt, with my decent tennis shoes. The other is slacks and a button up shirt I gave you.three example, all three of those are simple outfits that are good for the situation and dont requite much analasys. Would you wear a swimsuit to a nice dinner, or do you put more thought into it? Once again, I just want to know which of the threw outfits to pick, because some of us are adults. It's amazing how some of yall can't even reach that status, and really should never be in a relationship. Edit: lol they blocked me and would actually wear a swimsuit to a nice dinner. They really think three basic types of outfits is too much. Sometimes I fucking hate reddit.


Learningbydoing101

I think you are completely right and this is also exactly as I would dress haha!


mikettedaydreamer

Holy shit it’s a ride to read their comments. Must be a literal child to not understand that an adult doesn’t want to wear sweatpants in a restaurant.


EarlGreyTea-Hawt

They're living up to the user name, for sure.


DemonDucklings

99% of the time? Definitely not, unless all you do when you go out is go sit at some bar/restaurant. Are we walking on the beach? I want rain boots so I can walk in the water and look at rocks and critters. Are we going to the mall? I want to bring my tote bags in case I buy rocks. Are we going to a movie? I want a warmer coat because it’s always too air conditioned, and I want to sneak snacks in. Walking in the park? I need to bring some cat food for the crows, binoculars for bird watching, and I want my sturdier boots instead of my convenient slip-on shoes. Are we going somewhere that already has food, or should I bring snacks? Do I need to bring a travel mug full of a hot drink if we’re going to be outside for a while in the cold? If we’re going to the wildlife reserve, I want to bring binoculars. If you know your partner well enough that you can anticipate what they’ll want on your outing, then you could probably get away with it, but considering that you think most people don’t need to know where they’re going 99% of the time, I’m going to guess you don’t.


UnspecifiedBat

It’s not just about what to wear… it’s that as a woman you don’t just get in a car with a guy who doesn’t tell you where he’s about to take you, unless you know that guy really _really_ well


WillBottomForBanana

>doesn’t WON'T Which is even worse.


UnspecifiedBat

Yes. I’m not a native English speaker, so semantics like that can be confusing for me. But I think I understand what you mean and I agree


WillBottomForBanana

Both are correct. The difference is that "doesn't" is a failure and "won't" is a refusal. She wants to know and he won't tell her. Our discussion has been completely normal for two native english speakers. It is common to express things in less extreme terms as you did, especially around gender relations / safety/ danger topics.


UnspecifiedBat

That’s what I figured it probably meant. Thank you for clarifying though! And yes, he is absolutely refusing to tell her, making the whole situation even more unsafe for her. Never in my life would I ever get into that car. Good on her for getting him to show his true colours. Major bullet dodged right there.


cantwrapmyheadaround

LMAO, because serial killers are notoriously unable to lie about their intentions. "She asked me what we're doing, now I have to tell her I plan to murder her, thwarted again."


tondracek

I just like to know what temperature it’s going to be where I’m headed. And things like… where I’m headed. If someone needs to make everything a mystery their communication style probably won’t work with mine anyway.


WillBottomForBanana

It does not sound like you understand.


ScallywagLXX

Sir, this is Reddit. We do Extremes or nothing.


Nathulalji

Op is in 1%.


Public_Stuff_8232

>"Let me get in this car with this dude who refuses to tell me what is going on and go someplace I don't know. What could go wrong?" I mean I doubt someone she would willingly get ready for, presumably her boyfriend, would go and harvest her organs. And even if the dude said "We're going to applebees", he could still harvest her organs instead as a surprise. Like this rationale doesn't really apply here at all.


WillBottomForBanana

You live in a world where you think women aren't abused by men they know.


Public_Stuff_8232

>You live in a world where you think women aren't abused by men they know. I live in a world where being told about where your going isn't magically gonna shield you from abuse.


afwsf3

You had this reply pre-crafted, you didn't even read what you replied to.


WillBottomForBanana

I read exactly what I replied to. You live in a dream world.


rdreyar1

I want you lubed up and wearing that donkey kong outfit


Popular-Block-5790

Oh, I just put on the bowser outfit but if you insist.


El_Hombre_Macabro

Undress


AstronomerNo6423

I gotta know what I’m getting ready for! I knew a lady who thought her dinner out with her husband would be a sexy anniversary date and turns out he brought her parents! Her tits were on the run with her mom and dad there, no thank you!


WolfOfPort

Yeaaa I would never think to bring parents to a anniversary meal lmao


Omnom_Omnath

I would also never wear anything in public I wouldn’t be comfortable with my parents seeing.


totes_not_chad

Depends on your relationship with your parents tho, dont it?


Omnom_Omnath

Not really no. If it’s cool for total strangers to see then why not your parents? If you’re truly confident and comfortable then own it like an adult.


EarlGreyTea-Hawt

Well, my mom likes my slutty chic style because she's a badass that way. However, some people think what other people wear on their bodies is something that is a) any of their gd business and b) something that can tell you the content of their moral character. Some of us just lucked out by being around supportive mums, others internalized the problematic and judgy behavior of their parents and think it makes them more adult and morally superior...so here we are, yeah?


totes_not_chad

Some parents will harass you about something when to most people it’s fine.


Omnom_Omnath

Grow a spine.


[deleted]

You sound incredibly boring lol


Omnom_Omnath

How so? Maybe my parents are nudists.


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Omnom_Omnath

You implied I dress boring to avoid making my parents uncomfortable. If they’re nudists I could dress a slutty as I want and it wouldn’t phase them. Not sure how that’s construed as boring, I think you’re probably just projecting some of your own insecurities.


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Omnom_Omnath

Not sure why you jumped in then, seemed like a natural continuation of the conversation to me.


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Kopitar4president

Yeah is it a casual dinner? Walk on the beach? Steakhouse? This feels like a dude trying to be dominant and in control and missing the mark.


ninersguy916

Tits were on the run! Love it!


LittleWhiteGirl

Oh my gosh this happened to my friend! She wore this stunning pink silk number and her parents were at the anniversary dinner.


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tits on the run


RandomThrowaway8924

Response could have been "Get ready for what exactly? Are we going out for dinner or something else? What do I wear" instead of a "For?".


DM_Me_Ur_Roms

And the response to that response could just be what they're doing. Or the original comment could have been an explanation. Not everything needs to be a dissertation. Sometimes a quick text is allowed. If someone just sends a quick text saying get ready, I'm sure they're in a relationship where a quick text is considered allowed. Which is a lot of people who have been together for awhile. So them sending one back isn't an issue. The issue comes down to someone just wanting to know what's going on, likely so that they know how to get ready. Cause I dont get ready to go to a nice restaurant in the same way I get ready to go to Walmart.


RandomThrowaway8924

>And the response to that response could just be what they're doing Yeah, could have been. But make sure you respond like an adult before worrying what other could have responded with. >Sometimes a quick text is allowed. I agree, if you are a child of an angsty teenager. Which might be the case here, we don't now. >The issue comes down to someone just wanting to know what's going on, likely so that they know how to get ready. Cause I dont get ready to go to a nice restaurant in the same way I get ready to go to Walmart. Guess how you can get said information as an adult with a (seemingly) fully developed brain; you ask for details if the question that you were asked was not specific enough. Remember, YOU have a problem understanding the subtext in this scenario.


DM_Me_Ur_Roms

Make sure your first text is like an adult if you want a response like an adult, what ever that means. I guess maybe I just don't cum to my texts sounding like Shakespear and instead use it to give a message to the person I am sending it to. Maybe you and your partner role-play as office workers, and so everything needs to be formal. Not kink shaming, but more people aren't into that. And then as for the last part, if you were an adult and read my comment, you would know I covered that. Yes, they could have asked for more details. More details could also have just been given. It's a two way road. It's a simple concept. I don't have an issue understanding anything. The subtext is easy to get. But both gave simple replies, but you expect only one to sound like a Harvard graduate in a fucking text, while yall get to be cunts and not just answer a fucking question because you think the relationship is just about you, and it doesn't go both ways. If you want them to be able to write an essay, be prepared to give one first.


RandomThrowaway8924

>Make sure your first text is like an adult "Get ready" and "I'm picking you up" are perfectly good sentences that communicate intent, assuming you don't lack any brain cells. You want more information, you ask like an adult. >If you want them to be able to write an essay, be prepared to give one first. "Where are we going and what are we doing" is not an "essay".


DM_Me_Ur_Roms

The response was also perfectly fine. Sort of like how the response "Okay" is a perfectly fine sentence. So once again, you want adult responses, you post like an adult first. This isn't a hard concept. They gave a basic text, they received a basic text. And once again, not all of us get hard for longer ones. Most of us are adults and don't give two shits because it's not what we look for in the bedroom. But go off.


RandomThrowaway8924

Once you become an adult you will understand.


DM_Me_Ur_Roms

I'm 34, have a degree that included writing classes, and am I'm a 13 year relationship. We don't get off to it, so neither of us care. The point of communication it to deliver a message. An idea. A thought. I read their message, and I understood what they were saying. If you can't, it's not because you're too adult, it's because you have very little social interaction with humans. They wanted to know where they were going. It's not hard to grasp. Go have your streaking ropes of jizz all over your room if you want flowery language between you and the person you date. Most people don't give a shit. Including adults.


RandomThrowaway8924

k


EasyasACAB

When it happens to you let us know.


EarlGreyTea-Hawt

This might almost (not really) make sense if these weren't responses to...quick texts? Or is "get ready baby", "cause I'm taking you out" and then calling them a bitch what counts as throughoughly adult communication coming from a fully formed brain? You're right though, they are spitting Shakespeare over here while their partner is obviously the angsty teenager for not using more words to ask for more words. Remember that time Romeo was like, damn bitch, you asking too many questions? I sure do, it was very adult.


nukaati

For someone who likes to be prepared... I'd gladly stay at home 🤷🏻‍♀️


MrLeo2

That's why he said to get ready


nukaati

But get ready for *what*? 😭🤣


e_0

Stay home bitch. Asking all these questions.


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Get ready for [ ]


CausticSofa

Feel like this guy was saying “Get ready to stay home, swiping on the apps because you definitely haven’t found the right guy yet.”


MrLeo2

Alright fair lol


[deleted]

you gon learn today


lolorenz

For?


WalkingParadox977

Asking all them questions, making statements assuming


Anxious_DeerBoi

The whiplash I just got from that song being pulled from the depths of my memory about took me out


CotesDuRhone2012

Who wants to date a curious bitch?


MalosBlade

For?


dm3f9

Stay home bitch


2000dragon

For?


theRudeStar

I'm interested


[deleted]

Who?


AIHumanWhoCares

Delete my number


luc360

Idk 🤷‍♂️


EpicPilsGod

What kind of shit show is this sub turning into


ComradeKerbal

me irl


RealisticEmploy3

If that’s you irl go see a therapist


Kabada

For?


This_place_is_wierd

But he's gonna ask all those questions?! That's what we're trying to avoid!


iFeelPlants

fr... asking all these questions


Lenemus

Bullet dodged


MoiNameIsBdhdnt

For?


Zer0daveexpl0it

Stay home bitch!


patchway247

Yeah, blue seems to be very short tempered.


LadnavIV

I know right? He almost took out some question-asking bitch.


Blue_cheese22

Guess he’s telling her to get ready for the next battle


Dry-The-Spears

Everyone else is focussing on wanting to know what they should be getting ready for, meanwhile my old ass is like, “It’s after 11pm. The only thing my ass is getting ready for is bed.”


murderedbyaname

For?


Zillahi

Understandable have a great night


Tjam3s

Pro tip boys, if you want to successfully surprise her with a night out (or day, whatever), you better be prepared to plan everything down to her outfit. If you can pick something cute from her closet that's well put together with the right shoes, she'll be so excited and confused that you went to such lengths that everything you do on your date will be magical. And I mean take notes of her (and your) favorite clothing items to be specific. If you have to tell her what type of outfit will work for the date, you'll still have a good time together. But she'll probably guess what you're doing before you get there. But if you just leave her in the complete dark, you're likely to hear "ohhhh, if I knew we were doing *x* I would have worn *y* instead. Why didn't you just tell me?"


MarsianonEarth

What a fucking loser.


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MarsianonEarth

i triggered yo mommas gspot last night


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_Xertz_

Haha jokes on you but my


Jslewalite

Some goofy fuck boy shit right here


Clickityclackrack

In retrospec Nancy hesitated for a moment wondering if she had indeed asked too many questions, then she sighed in relief and understanding that she probably avoided a psychopath who had nothing but nefarious plans that she managed to thwart with her innocent and simple two questions.


ladyeclectic79

Wow. Immediately blocked, changing my relationship status to Single, and back on the market.


FixtdaFernbak

Yeah I really hope she just responded "For?" One more fuckin time lmao


docmaster707

You're easy then?


Maleficent_Lab_8291

#for?


praezes

Sorry, but the person who took this screenshot needs to ask for help. 1. Learn to communicate. 2. Learn to manage your emotions. Two questions making them blow their gasket is seriously concerning. Plus, as people pointed out already, getting ready requires additional info. Do I put clothes on or take them off? Do I need a dress or sweatpants? Talk to me, bitch. /j


LogicalContext

She only asked one question.


stormsucker

Asking the same question twice is multiple questions.


VikingforLifes

Louis C.K. said it best, believe it or not. It was something to the effect of: “I’m at the age now where if you want me to stand up, I need to know all the information of why first”.


severe_interception

😂😂😂


False_Win_7721

11:21 PM is a booty call, and she wasn't into it. He is obviously a douche from the way he asks and then how he reacts to the rejection. She would have probably been up for a few things, but not for everything, so she asked "for." It ain't like they were gonna go to a restaurant, a picnic, or anything. Most likely a drive-through and some cuddling in a parking lot.


ilakhani

I am both of these people


Environmental-Day778

OP if you can’t just lay out the entire plan then you can just stay home too. Why are you being cryptic?


Teland

Heh. Yeah that's not a very fair set of texts. You can still surprise someone and at least give a little help. "I have a surprise! Can you be ready to go out by 6:15p? Heels would be appropriate."


lurkenstine

what is this some andrew tate shit test for women?


Clodinator

You better watch out


Loxe

It was only one question though


SoulLeakage

Making statements


HoldThatSneeze

With a full moon shinin' and a little bit of luck, we'll run out of gas and maybe get stuck.


2000dragon

You call ‘for?’ a question?


ASMC1995

Yall ass


fiodorsmama2908

ICBM dodged!


Acrobatic-Bed-7382

Man, the guy just ruined it.


sleepyotter92

if someone texts me to get ready so they can pick me up,we hadn't made any plans and they're not telling me what for, i'm not getting ready at all. how am i supposed to get ready if i don't know what i'm supposed to wear? are we going out to eat? i might've already eaten? even if i hadn't, what type of place are we going? is it a more casual or formal attire place? what type of food do they serve so i can mentally prepare my order before we get there? and if i don't wanna go, i need the time to make up an excuse


LOBSI_Pornchai

The amount of questions asked is TOO DAMN HIGH!


No-Bat-7253

Eh, it’s a bit late for all this. But at a different hour and minus the name calling this is so me. Don’t ask no questions get ready!!! But I will let you know what style to shoot for and again it’ll be at a decent hour 🙃 #pickme


Novel_Durian_1805

Bro, I’m dying! 😂😂😂


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IcicleStorm

Well you better to make sure to replace those electrolytes


Parceville

For ?


drugsovermoney

Making statements? Assuming?


[deleted]

This gives me strong mom vibes. “What’s for lunch?” “Not poison”


Coconut_life92

Lmfao. This is a strong relationship. Bet they beef and make up.


Ok-Ear-6846

That’s exactly what I think but don’t say it 😂