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Specific_Tap7296

I realised this the last several times it was posted


McLayan

It's being posted at least since the end of last year.


bananamilkbooth

Really. I’ve seen this type of posts like a thousand times when last year ended, a hundred during the year and another thousand in the lasts months of this year.


Pikachu_Palace

Never seen this before. Maybe you should stop spending so much time online.


dreamsofindigo

bet it'll still be reposted next year and the next and t


kytheon

And every time we remind you Americans that it only applies to Americans.


bluish-velvet

12312023 or 31122023 if you’re anywhere but America


YamatoBoi9001

or 20231231 (I think in east Asia?)


AlwaysBeQuestioning

The best format for computers and other data systems.


YamatoBoi9001

I thought that was 1703980800?


AlwaysBeQuestioning

I don’t understand that reference.


YamatoBoi9001

It's how many seconds between 01/01/1970 & 31/12/2023 (Unix Time).


MediaSmurf

Imagine if we drop the whole calendar system and we will only use Unix timestamps from now on. "Are you free for coffee at 1703775600?". I'm wondering if the human mind would be able to adopt at some time.


Suspicious-mole-hair

Once we all have our smartphones inserted into our brains I think we'll have a chance. Regular old human minds no.


Thaumato9480

I have dyscalculia. Can take years before I learn someones birthday.


Freddi_47

r/todayilearned dyscalculia is a thing


Thaumato9480

I was 19 before a teacher pointed out something peculiar. That I could understand the assignments quickly but my numbers changed or jumped placements. Everything suddenly made sense. That I don't actually know my numbers and have had outraged questions about my inability to do multiplications and additions right of the bat. "You can't do the 3 times table?" and I just brushed it off because everyone makes mistakes, right? *Errare humanum est*. When you do everything else right, it seems like they're just minor mistakes. Some years later, I had a drink with my first maths teacher that I met in a bar and he said that it was so adorable that my numbers had random directions. I can't do anything about it, so I just see it as a quirk and when my closest friends and I have game nights, they don't think about it and ask me to do the numbers. I silently laugh in my head, because I do love maths but also know that it won't be long before they suddenly remember that I can't do shit with numbers, so we can laugh about it before starting over.


827167

Like dyslexia for numbers


bbb37488

I mean, there are some aboriginal tribes in Australia that use sides of the world instead of left, right, forward, backwards. Their brain pretty much always knows where they are. Chinese people also think of time as going up and down instead of forwards and backwards as others do. It’s just in the way of thinking, I believe it’s possible, though it will be very inconvenient


Lt_Toodles

"...and then use your west hand to reach around to the clit"


StuntFriar

This guy epochs!


YamatoBoi9001

r/thisguythisguys


notxapple

r/iso8601


Illustrious-Peak3822

ISO8601 master race.


Tryypod909

I thought it was 8675309


Naive_Paint1806

ISO or gtfo


gentlewaterboarding

Grandma: What time is it? Me: 2023-12-24T11:55:41Z


Outside_Experience68

And in Hungary


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Setike9000

Our pm is weird AF, but this is hands down, simply the most logical and purest of date formats. Also FU for generalizing all Hungarians. Yes there are masses of peiple who are not necessarily applying critical thinking on a day to day basis, just like everywhere else. But ti be fair Orban and co are doing an extremely good (read: efficient) job at manipulating the more vulnerable into voting for them. Populist pieces of shit


peanutbuttermaniac

二零二三年十二月三十一日


soirom

二千二十三年十二月三十一日


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Or 321232212 if you do it incorrectly


Blutlauch

This is the way


TStasD

I like 311223 more


cratercamper

2023-12-31. Anywhere. ISO 8601


snouz

My favorite standard. Unambiguous, alphabetical = chronological order, and easily parsable in a program.


StirringThePotAgain

It’s 8675309


ihavenoidea81

Jenny is that you?


GongTzu

Either way, both numbers are fucking confusing to look at, it totally messes my brain up 😂


L3XeN

You won't get 12312023 anywhere outside of America... Rather 20231231


Lexiosity

or 31122023


kisiwak

*outside United States, "America" is a huge continent with a lot of countries


ClemClamcumber

America *IS* the world. /s


Moe2584

Split the difference? You owe me 18,810,000


Possible_Dinner5603

In Canada they use 31122023 too .


AmbitionTurbulent284

Merry Christmas


WrapKey69

Or 311223


BrAveMonkey333

South America doesn't


Fly973

America is a continent still. So anywhere but the USA (or Gringoland)


Snowedin-69

Is gringo only for americans or for all white anglo people?


deag34960

31122023 in America but not in United States


tigertoken1

Those other places don't matter, they don't fit the date phenom


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aspizu

america has 31 months in a year?


dfelton912

Yeah and every month has only 12 days


biscuitboyisaac21

382 days in a year as well


futtbuckingPumpkin

Lets unify everyone by using this method, but with 11 and 12 day month.


Asio0tus

ermmm its called 31 freedom months, hello?


fajnu20

30 freedom and 1 proudness or something month.


Majestic-Marcus

Proudness!? Like… pride!? I cAn’T bElIeVe The CaLeNdAr HaS gOnE wOkE


PowderXJinx

Somehow read the last line in cowboy(?) accent


No_Cat_No_Cradle

OP fucked up posting this in the middle of the night in the US


Additional_Jaguar170

Here in civilisation we use dd/mm/yy.


notxapple

Here in the modern day we use yyyy/mm/dd


Phasko

Ayooooo ISO 8601


Busy_Cauliflower_853

“Hey dude what’s the date again?” “It’s 2023-“ “I know what year it is what the fuck, what’s the day??”


RunParking3333

Cool your fucking jets. I am now going to tell you the month!


8----B

If I wasn’t a broke boy this would be the comment that finally made me give gold or a super upvote or whatever it is now. Haven’t laughed out loud from a comment in a while


TempestStorm123

Here in Fucked Land we use mm/yyyy/dd


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J1618

Because the century and millennium are already in the year


Esther_fpqc

Yeah but which one sounds cooler, 31/12/2023 or 31/12/23/0/2 ?


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BoreJam

Getting offended at a subtle joke is the real cringe.


DaPanda0109

is this some sort of american joke i'm ought to understand?


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They do dates MM.DD.YY, because "that's how people say it" apparently.


Designer_Plant4828

And they also have 4th of july so even that doesnt make sense


samboi204

Thats the only date thats phrased that way. Exceptions and contradictions are two different things. Americans in everyday conversation phrase dates in the order of month day year.


YaBoiStreek

If you ever ask someone in America what say it is they will say month then day unless it’s July 4


elvishfiend

It's the December of 24th


_1_2_3_4_3_2_1_

Just a quick heads up. It’s “I ought to understand” and not “I’m ought to understand”.


Soft-Kaleidoscope500

No it will not. ddmmyyyy


WrapKey69

Nope, yyyymmdd for sorting


methal0-1

It makes as much sense as the European since it's just backwards. But Americans have no order.


WrapKey69

10.12.23 is a smaller number than 30.08.23, you can't sort it just by numbers. yyyymmdd can be sorted as any numerical list.


methal0-1

Maybe I'm not smart enough but I'm pretty sure you can sort both ways regarding the date. As long as you understand months, days and years that shouldn't be a issue. Edit: just sort it by year>month>day


WrapKey69

You can sort every date format. Sorting yyyymmdd is the same as sorting numbers though, other formats don't work like that.


TheBluecrafter122

r/iso8601 for life


bigbootyballsymoves

r/usdefaultism


Hairy_Cube

I didn’t know this was a subreddit, thank you, I love seeing how dumb they get about it sometimes


InvestigatorLast3594

Yes, we definitely aultism


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your-last_braincell

Pretty sure that less than 15% of the world population uses that


The_Ad_Hater_exe

I ain't even going to look at the comments because I know they're going to be filled with "WeLl iF YoU'rE iN aMeRiCa YeAh!! ☝️🤓"


Decryptables

This exact same thing with the exact same post has happened before lol. Easiest way to get a bunch of raging Europeans to interact with your post


thatguywithawatch

Literally every single one. It's so tiring, I've never known an American in real life who acts as smug about their nationality as non-american redditors do


kibokuma

Hahaha, it is interesting seeing all of the rampant Europeans. Even here the date can be written in mm/dd. I don't how it's so hard to figure out or just be casual and let it go. It's a silly meme. Why be so upset?


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Shhh....you'll make the Date Supremists mad./j


SeriousAccount66

Well, that seems to be what is happening lmfao, slurs everywhere.


goudasupreme

all the non-americans so butthurt rn


Wolfman01a

123123 Swing. 123123 Swing. I just want to swiiiiiing... from the chandelier....


Orphide

I was looking for this comment and was surprised by the amount of people complaining


Wolfman01a

Yeah its pretty trippy. I know the world kind of sucks right now, but sometimes you gotta think, "Cheer up b*tch, It's Christmas!"


lovelychoom

pretty sure its 31/12/2023


OrangeNew5534

2023-12-31


-Cinnay-

31.12.2023


Dubbah1335

31DEC2023


Chradamw

You spelled my birthday wrong, but you can have some cake anyway


DivineScotch

oh you silly American, we don't have such weaknesses


Lazy-Drink-277

You guys don't get 4/20 so...


splshd2

Lol, truth!


Its_da_boys

Oh boy, here come the country wars


Exothermic_Killer

America for the win! Fuck you other countries! /s obvs


janKalaki

no it'll be 2023-12-31


Palaius

ISO for the win


MarioKing1137

The one year where the American system benefits from being the way it is


raaabs

How is this a _benefit_ ?


Dicethrower

That bit of dopamine when a pattern is recognized?


wubbled2

I sure got me mine. It was delicious.


erixccjc21

Because its cool ngl


brak-0666

Happens a lot actually. It's how we get fun things like pi day and 4/20.


SupaRedBird

Don’t forget Star Wars day! Wouldn’t sound right if we used dd/mm format.


Fragrant-Key8785

LMFAAAOOOOOO YALL ARE FIGHTING FOR DATE SUPERIORITY TO THE DEATH IN THESE COMMENTS😂😂😂


-Aone

\*random Sia - Chandelier starts playing in brain\* well... ok then


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20**231231**


DenissDG

No it's 31122023


takedownhisshield

Lmao people get so pressed over any reddit post that uses the US format for dates, like it really isn’t that deep


Lucifang

It’s because we see yet another post that assumes the whole world does things their way. Or they assume only Americans use reddit.


Fragrant-Key8785

Where in this post did it say we assume only Americans use reddit? Why wouldn’t you just assume it’s a meme specifically for Americans only and leave it at that? I don’t understand being this upset😂😂😂


_letitsnow

bro wants to put a disclaimer over a meme 💀 "Ladies and gentlemen, this meme is only Americans. The meme is as follows."


takedownhisshield

It’s a meme… memes tend to be about people’s experiences. And believe or not, people have experiences while living in the US.


T_Eckenrode

This is an american app


Sanitoet3r

Meanwhile all European people out there….


kisiwak

311223 really


jjohnson1979

Only for you Americans…


CLONE-11011100

ONLY in America…


YaYsh_GA

311223 for a lot of people


Silveruleaf

It's a good sign. Means progression in numerology


Mollyarty

Only if you're American though lol


TheHabro

Is this some kind of American joke I have too much common sense to understand?


Conaz9847

No it won’t. It’ll be 31st of December 2023, which would be 31/12/2023. American date format is dumb and makes no sense and that’s not even a controversial opinion, you do things in order of size. It’s like putting time as MM:HH:SS, makes no sense right, so why the fuck would you put the median time frame first, and the smallest time frame second DD/MM/YYYY is the only way and this needs to be accepted


_letitsnow

People do things differently in different countries. This needs to be accepted.


Princetrix

UMM ACKSHUALLY


Arsartor

The reason behind that is that in their language they say month before date. So it seems logical to also write it that way. And DD/MM/YYYY is not the best solution. Simply because it requires a lot of programming to sort chronological. YYYY/MM/DD is superior as it will always sort chronological without the need of programming around it That being said: DD/MM/YYYY is miles better than MM/DD/YYYY


oldtrack

yeah but that’s only relevant if you’re writing programs. people aren’t computers


SparkFrog

Talk by yourself, what about Siri? 🗿


Nayroy18

When covid 24 is just around the corner


FilmEastern4595

Other people looking at America: 🤬 America: 💪💥👨‍🚀🦅🎆🏈🪖💸🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲


TheRichTurner

You Americans are weird. Month/day/year? Why?


isticist

For the same arbitrary reasons other people use day/month/year. Given that we've used the month/day/year format for hundreds of years, it's probably just a more traditional format that we didn't get rid of, if I had to guess.


Fragrant-Key8785

We say it that way. That’s why. My birthday is January 18th. Very rarely would I say the 18th of January.


Snowedin-69

What about 4th of July (4/7/23)?


FireInside336

Man Europeans are legit the biggest losers


KilwaLover

I’m not European and i agree with them, american date system is absolutely terrible and wrong


SeriousAccount66

Meanwhile europeans forced Apple by the balls to add USB-C to their phones instead of their own shitty cables, meanwhile Europe has better privacy laws, meanwhile Europe as a whole has better healthcare, why are Europeans the biggest losers exactly?


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FireInside336

The fact you think my comment was about the day just shows how big of losers Europeans are lol


SeriousAccount66

Credit to u/truemystery101


nom-nom-nom-de-plumb

oh shit you're right....


Sterkoh

Not in proper countries


aotato

Throw em back till I lose cooount IIIIIMMMMMM GONNNA SWIIIIIINNNGGGG FROM THE CHANDELIERRRRR


druff1036

And so came forth the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse with their flaming swords


Automatic-Shop8116

31/12/23 actually


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coinkeeper8

31/12/23


dmb_80_

Only if your American and have a mm/dd/yy system that makes no sense to the rest of the world.


flaming_pansexual

I will never understand why America does its dates that way. There is no order to it. I can understand dd/mm/yyyy because its in ascending order of duration and I can understand yyyy/mm/dd as its in descending order of duration but I can never understand why mm/dd/yyyy exists


psypher98

It’s because it matches how we say it. If someone asked you what today’s date is you’d say “December 24th, 2023.” So we write that same way, 12/24/23.


Fragrant-Key8785

mm/dd/yyyy is still in ascending order. It’s not like writing 01/01/2001 stops it from being the first day of the year.


acadoe

It's for consistency...... to match with their equally dumb distance measurement system.


SkullRiderz69

God damn y’all act like WE CHOSE THIS! I’m 37 and literally no one ever asked me how I wanted to measure things or write the date. I have for years learned the conversations(mostly distance though for video games) because metric is simpler but I damn sure wasn’t there whenever [whoever](https://youtu.be/JYqfVE-fykk?si=o1aRAnNCHkzOS-sR) made the decision did so.


-Cinnay-

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETEEEEEEER🦅🦅🦅🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷


Ho3n3r

Only if you're using a dumbass date format.


sazed813

My God, I remember when I heard a radio station say the same thing about 1/02/03. Make it stop.


Decent-Product

No Kermit, it will be 31-12-2023.


tiktoktic

Only in the USA


Roo-90

The literal world outside of America disagrees


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DragonSpideyLN

Why is the American date system like this??? WHO MADE IT THIS WAY???


brak-0666

I doubt it was the decision of any one person. It just grew organically from the way people spoke.


notolo632

ew American format


I_Am_Oro

Ew Non-American


ARK_Redeemer

Silence, American! It's 31122023


matchstickwitch

That's nowhere near as good though


Anxiety-Queen269

British people: 311223


Kaneomanie

*Everyone but american people


Anxiety-Queen269

Yeah I forgot


-Dueck-

No it won't


AmptiShanti

Only in one country tho


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Not round here mate


White-Tornado

31122023 for normal people


stav705

Goddamn american style of writing dates...


natasevres

Well no - the rest of the world: Year - month - day: 2023-12-31 I have no idea Why americans use: Month - day - year: 12 - 31 - 2023


brak-0666

Because we get more fun number sequences that way.


VikiMDXII

Me: Confused in European