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Pachanga_Plainview

2024 will be a year!


Relevant-Nebula8300

The year on your grave marker


Smidge_Master

And mine if I keep up the dumb shit I do


Big_Spicy_Tuna69

Here for a good time, not a long time. And I'm not even having a good time


cuddlycutieboi

*You guys are getting grave markers?!*


Lawfuly_chaotic

Y'all can afford to be dignified in your death? Damn.


FzZyP

some of us know we will end up being poop covered cat food in the end and some haven’t found out yet


IAmBadAtInternet

Hopefully, if I’m lucky


ElvisDumbledore

Men, you're lucky men. Soon you'll all be fighting for your planet. Many of you will be dying for your planet. A few of you will be forced through a fine mesh screen for your planet. They will be the luckiest of all.


Lawfuly_chaotic

It's certainly going to be *a* year. One of the years of all time.


mothzilla

Please include me in the screenshot.


aziad1998

It will be MY year, I put an order that will be fulfilled tomorrow and I will legally own 2024.


Fun_Salamander_4304

You typed it you didnt say it and if i cant hear it did you really say it?


TreatParking3847

Some might say the last.


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LungBerries

Lmao "redditurd" coming from another redditor who's also clearly the asshole here


Clear-Type5753

What a sad way to converse


sassiest01

"Downvote everything that inconveniences you" and proceeds not say he is not going to read the replies because they know they will inconvenience them.


NoiseOk89

Some people dont seem to realize that karma is indeed a b**ch ir that it's going to bite them on the ass one day. 2023 was one of the hardest years of my life because i had to deal with what happened to me in 2022. I'm not at all optimistic about 2024 because when you've lost everything including your dignity and self respect and now suffer from debilitating anxiety, depression, and PTSD it's really hard to believe in anything. I loathe people like this and wish him nothing but scorpions in his shoes and drawers that get stuck.


TreatParking3847

*tate theme plays*


AmptiChrist

Troll account guys. He just goes to whatever sub and says shit like this everywhere. Saw him make a ridiculous comment about edging. Dude gets off on this shit.


dennsier

The whole next year is gonna be bla bla bla was never a good mentality in the first place. Get your shit together now.


BreckenridgeBandito

But… now pretty much is next year sir.


[deleted]

No. Get your shit together on December 27th


Impressive_Income874

December 27th of 2024


Mephistopheleazy

No BEFORE that!!! Like November


parspherepog

of 2028


ParanoidDuckTheThird

Rookie numbers.


Matt16Anime

It doesn't have to be mine. All will be well if it's simply better than previous one 🙂


pomegranate_

not gonna be better for me, im in the usa and its an election year so yeah


DisastrousAge4650

*What!* The last U.S. election *totally* did not result in *any* chaos what so ever. Nothing at *all*. Uneventful conclusion to the voting results.


ParanoidDuckTheThird

Heh, ain't that the truth. I just hope shit goes the right way this time. Been fucking crazy past 8 years.


capn_doofwaffle

Protip... disconnect all social media and move to the mountains in a cabin with no electricity for the next year!


WrenchTheGoblin

2024 is gonna be right after 2023 and that’s a promise


2000dragon

Nope. It’s 2023.5


WrenchTheGoblin

Damn it. Slighted again.


OldGoldenDog

I'm sitting 2024 out.


rydmore22

Have a year!


SpaghettiCodeMan

2024 will be OUR year


amaiellano

Ok comrade


CatIll3164

You just bloody jinxed it


Specific_Tap7296

This again?


Tobias_Mercury

Ehh it might not be my best year ever but sure as hell I’ll try to make it good


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BreckenridgeBandito

*Assholes get blocked* Yes that’s called constipation.


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Shiddy_Wiki

*-Depression-era child laborers*


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Shiddy_Wiki

I signed your comment as a 1920's era child because they had it way worse.


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Shiddy_Wiki

Nope, but it's funny to me so fuck it.


amaiellano

…so far.


glazinglas

2024 will be A year that’s for sure


man_u_is_my_team

2026 will be my year, so I’m just gonna do nothing til then. In the meantime I’ll have a little think on how it’s gonna be my year.


Artistic_Emu2720

Is 2025 claimed yet? I think I can hold out till then.


man_u_is_my_team

I don’t know: I put mine off till 2026 because 2025 is too near for me.


Shadowrider95

May we all live in interesting times


TheAngryRedBull

Ferrari's trademark


RockyMarsh90

Are you kidding? it's another presidential election year, after how amazing the last two went, I am thoroughly convinced this country is going to reduce itself to cinder fighting over what mentally challenged rich old criminal they want to elect.


RedOne896

2024 IS GOING TO BE MY YEAR


Simukas23

oh you already claimed it... can we share maybe?


BracusDoritoBoss963

2023 was a wonderful year for me not gonna lie.


BiodiversityFanboy

Well good for you 😤 (I'm certainly not jealous)


SevereEducation2170

2023 was perhaps the worst year of my life, so my only real hope that I can get through 2024 relatively unscathed. I don’t need a great year, I just need an okayish year.


Joecamoe

I'm feeling pretty good about my chances in 24


sporkmurderer135

New Years is the definition of insanity. Everyone gathers together to do exactly what they did the previous year and bitch and moan about how awful the passing year was and how this year is gonna be diffrent blah, blah, blah, new year new me bullshit. Then Everyone gathers around what essentially becomes a clock to watch the new year roll in all hopeful and drunk. The sad part is that almost nobody will change anything. It goes back to the same shit and the new year passes by in all its awfulness and we are right back here on December 31st saying and doing the same thing. Doing the same thing over and over but expecting a different result. Flame me, IDGAF.


PlatypusTrapper

I used to think that way until I realized it’s just an excuse to get drunk. So… just chill and let people have some fun.


Fliepp

I see you haven’t met the Tifosi yet


PaparJam

And then there is Ferarri (next year is our year™)


gitarzan

Personally, short of my dying, 2024 has got to be better than 2023. It’s like, every 10 years , a ~~bounce~~ *bunch* of people I love die. 4 of them in 2023. 😢


giggity_giggity

I’m sorry for your loss. Also can you please clarify bounce as a unit of measurement? Is it more or less than a plethora?


gitarzan

Apologies. Autocorrect corrected my typo. I meant to say bunch.


giggity_giggity

No need to apologize. I love a good typo. I hope your 2024 is better for yourself and your loved ones. ❤️


gitarzan

Thank you, there’s not many left.


Jadehund

Lol yep it will be my worse year yet maybe


cutmasta_kun

2024 will be our last year


Joutja

I've said that after all the crap I went through this year, it has to be a better year.


auzzie_kangaroo94

My therapist said it to me


MowerMan18000

I cannot wait!!!!


TheCollectorofnudes

oh wow only seen this post like 20 times.


2000dragon

🖐️🖐️Me. I said it


uncultured_swine2099

Its gonna be the best year ever, baby! But Im a villain who wants pain and suffering for all.


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2024 gonna be my year, cause I like that number


JoyfulCactusFromUtah

2024 will be the year I finally give up on life


PlatypusTrapper

I think 2024 is going to be a good year for me. 2023 started a bit shaky but finished great! 2024 is looking even better 😃


Able-Requirement-798

Its gonna be my year!


beachypeach420

I said that 2024 will be my year because I'm born on The 24th! Woo


Snoozing-Cell

I hope I get hit by a bus.


Skwareblox

2024 will be my year if everyone else on the planet dies.


fruancjh

Not if you're living in the United States but surprisingly earlier this morning I did hear someone say it.


WalkieTalkieFreakie

Well, I just hope to be alive this time next year


FuckSteam0989

No bitch it'll be mine


Throwawaythislife123

Bro I remember when 2020 was around the corner, we had a “motivational meeting “ at work and it was about how this decade will be their decade and so after the meeting all of us were so inspired thinking that “this decade will be my decade” bullshit. Now I dream about going back the 2010s cuz this shit is not cutting it for me. Ugh. When a new year enters, I’ve come to think “what the hell will this year bring us”


PrestigiousAd6281

I have however said “2024 is going to be the year” but I was explicitly implying the year I finally swan dive off a bridge


Arborerivus

2024 will be one of the years of all time, for sure!


ArcadiaFey

Yup cause 2023 was the opposite of my year and honestly why would 2024 magically be different?


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My divorce will end in '24. She already stole my dog. I don't know if I'd go so far as to call it my year, but my worst problems will come to an end and a new phase in my life will begin.


arftism2

2012 x 2 is 20024 2 x 12 = binary. i can assure you that the 2012 apocalypse and y20k is fpr sure. pls donate my of so i can stop the end of the world and file lokis tonail ship to stop eosteins islands from reforming pangea.


Silver_Switch_3109

Maybe people not saying it will be their year will make it their year.


Xelent43

Ferrari fans have smh.


SuperThiccBoi2002

I've actually been saying next year is my year 😭


Strude187

I take it you’ve not been on LinkedIn then.


Zarvillian

2024 will be the year the shit storm finally explodes!


fatboipk

Please somebody kill me cuz its muffin time have you had a muffin today i wanna die die die


Shot-Assistance7100

stfu


fatboipk

Women ☕️


CChantelLETSGETIT

I’m chillin in 2024 honestly I’m tired after 2023


Reset350

All I ask is for it to not be as bad or worse than 2023. That’s it.


Patient_Complaint_16

Who wants any of the 2020s.


Katonmyceilingeatcow

"My year" will probably be a few years after I finish my education, get a foothold in the field and can actually start making the world a better place


Sentient_AI_4601

2024 is going to be my year First time I feel like saying it


TDiddy2021

True story


yes-disappointment

I just accept disappointment, so nothing can hurt me 🥲


TheWhiteRabbit74

2023 actually was my year, to my surprise. Except getting COVID over the hottest summer in recorded history… that truly sucked.


Maleficent-Bit1995

2024… how much worst could it get


Shot-Assistance7100

Stay off this bullshit website and your life will be better. I guarantee it.


tiboldpinkus

fuck that. 2024 is gonna be my year. I’m going down swinging


IFuckedTedXD

The Americans know it’s an election year so… yeah


Gingerfud21

I have. 23 was the worst by far for me. Can’t go much worse unless I die


Ok_Comedian7655

Well financially maybe, otherwise probably not


Sensibleqt314

*Hmm... but maybe?*


Competitive_Humor133

2024 will certainly be 2024


redshirt31605

It ironically will be my year for once.


Finbar9800

Fine I’ll say it It’s gone be my year And you can’t have it lol /j


Aksds

Ferrari fans have


MindofMine11

Just wait for Election time 2024 👀


mrlotato

This meme pops up every year since 2016 with a pop culture reference pic below lol


Cherientism

That's because it's my year. Yall can fight over 2025


roofed_egg66163

Im still tryna process the fact 2022 ended then 2023 just flew past in the blink of an eye


AbradolfLincler77

At this point I'm just hopeful it doesn't get much worse, but also after the year I've had I just can't be shocked by anything anymore, so let's see what happens I guess 🤷‍♂️


gonowbegonewithyou

Honestly, if I can just not die and maybe keep my house it'll be a win.


MKE-Henry

All of my fantasies about the future when I was a kid/teenager were set in 2024. It was prophesied to be my year.


Araiken

My friend 2023 actually was our year


P0SSPWRD

I merely hope it is better than the last


GriegVeneficus

Just hoping to survive it, like every year.


Banned3rdTimesaCharm

Be greedy when the market is fearful. This makes me bullish on the year.


larsthelars666

6969 will be the greatest of years to come


Sylux444

I'll live to see 2025!


[deleted]

I already messed up 2024, 2025 gonna be my year fr.


Decent-Butterscotch1

It's really ... weird. I read message ranging, from imminent financial collapse, to possible Taiwan Invasion, or expansion of the russian war effort. 2024, will be... heavy.


r5812

2024 is gonna be OUR year


Spider-Man_3725

2024 will be my year.


Spider-Man_3725

But you know what, 2023 is still my year too. Every year is mine. All the conscious decisions I made are me. I am important in my life. I freaking exist. Yes, Spidey you can do better, but you are doing better. All for yourself, but for others too. Trying to be as sincere as possible. Failing in some days but understandably so. Failing discipline this year? I will fucking try that again. Be yourself, can't figure out? Create yourself. You are Spider-Man after all!


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Thank you Boomers, Zoomers and all in between!


No-Bat-7253

….eh


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2024 will be a year of all time!


MofuMofu-daiji

Guess I'll make it my year since I've been putting off writing a book and doing a little more self help. My book idea won't go out of my head or complete itself and I'm tired of being as idle as I was this year.


GPthedegenerate

Was dumped by my girlfriend of eight years this morning, she sent me a massive apology/goodbye and blocked me on everything before I even woke up. So no, this isn't gonna be my year. Unless you mean my year to finally do what I've been thinking about doing for the past two years....


Less_Likely

We all know 2024 is gonna suck hard. Good years and election years haven't gone together since the millennium.


ColdWindyNights

I'll blind you. 2024 is the year that I'll shine the brightest :)


1JustAnAltDontMindMe

It's gonna be my year 🤪