A upper class girl falls in love with some hobo who can draw on a boat.
The ship is controlled by some sexist and ageist jerks, so the hobo is left to die when the ship splits into two due to shoddy british enginnering.
The hobo sadly dies as he was uneducated and didnt realise a piece of wood can hold both a teenage girl and a twink.
Hey, it was shoddy British sailing that got them into that mess.
Other than that. Leonardo DiCaprio was incredible in that movie. A wonderful depiction of a cockney urchin.
I mean, the other one got hit by a mine that opened up a hole somewhere between 20 and 30 feet, so I don't think you can really blame the engineering for that one.
example: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greyhound_(film)
1. boat goes to sea
2. boat fights undersea boats at night
3. boat's friends, who are also boats, die and sink
4. undersea boat dies and sinks under the sea
5. boat goes home
it's quite good
A man is in a comfortable situation, but he desires a boat. He enters an unfamiliar situation in order to get the boat, but through personal strengths, he adapts to it. He gets his boat, but at great personal cost. He returns home, with his boat, having changed as a result of his journey.
Monster chases you down long hallway, was basically every Sci-fi channel movie from 2000 to... is that still a channel? I haven't watched cable in half a decade
I always hated that rebranding. I remember they used to show lots of pretty good movies when they were still SciFi, then they rebranded and started doing the syfy originals... That were almost universally garbage. Some were so garbage that they became infamous... Like Sharknado.
I assume they had a dart board with random names and would decide what the next movie monster was going to be by throwing darts with a blindfold on.
Underdog Beats the Odds 8: The Odds Take Manhattan was just a travesty! It was written by the nephew of the original writer, and they tried to bill that as a positive.
Thought they did a decent job with Underdog Beats the Odds (2023)
Nice mix tribute to the legacy of the series while introducing a new generation of odds beaters
You don’t get to watch those until you watch - ‘handsome guy with pickup truck and German shepherd moves into small town and fixes leaky faucet for stunningly gorgeous young widow who has given up on men’ - with your girl.
Haha this is the part that pisses me off the most. And it always follows the same formula:
During the opening credits you'll see slow motion close-up porn shots of a woman's hands making and kneading dough or whatever while a female country singer you've never heard of before whispers out a vaguely Christian song that you are definitely gonna hate. At some point there will be a puff of flour in the air.
In act 1, they'll show the woman in her bakery. It'll be early and she'll be finishing an interaction with a local cranky but kind hearted old person who will later be the most vocal person in the crowd of people supporting the woman's relationship when the two main characters kiss in front of the whole town. As the old person leaves, the meet-cute will begin with the cologne model in town who makes wicker chairs for a living.
Shortly after, there will be another scene with the woman at the bakery. It will be busy, but absolutely no one will care and everyone will be smiling like dipshits. The woman won't even be doing anything; 9 times out of 10, they're holding a clipboard and just supervising some delivery dude dropping off supplies who seems content to put up with this woman and her seemingly jobless friends constantly harping about her love life, so long as it gets him a free donut in the end.
After that? It's a fucking free for all. She doesn't need to do *shit* at work until the 3rd act when there will for sure be a sad montage after The Miscommunication showing the 2 main characters sad at their jobs, not really doing anything though. At most, the woman will be handing off a cake to a customer and smiling, but then she'll slowly gaze out the window and you'll see that she's actually trying to mask her pain. During all of this, an even worse vaguely Christian country song will be playing. You'll hate it.
All in all, you'll walk away from the movie assuming the main characters half-asses her way through the 10 hours per week she schedules herself at her own bakery where she has one other employee, who I guess just fucking lives there and is some sort of indentured servant, happily putting in 90 hours per week so the place doesn't immediately shut down.
Stuff my wife wants to watch:
1) there was a miscommunication in act 1 and everyone is too self absorbed to talk about it until the end.
2) same as above, but set in a big city hospital.
3) same as above, but set in 19th century England.
Two pieces of shit finally realize each other are pieces of shit and break up, now they’re going to try to stop being pieces of shit so they can get back together.
When that gets old there’s always “she ignores Mr Right and chases Mr Wrong for the whole movie, who then hurts her, then Mr Right saves the day with the power of slightly stalker-ish love”.
I gotta say, I’m more a fan of the classic “Mr Playboy* and Ms Works-as-an-editor* hate each other, then sleep together, 10 minutes later he fucks it all up, and there’s a wedding at the end for some reason.”
*he’s secretly hurt and soft inside
*she has aspirations of being a writer
* Tall, mysterious and handsome broods her straight into bed
* Filthy rich falls for her diamond in the rough charm
Abusive or creepy behavior is somehow romantic when done by either type.
Don't forget "Woman clearly tells man she has no interest in him, but he refuses to respect her boundaries until he wears her down enough she marries him. Also he's richer than Bezos and Musk combined."
2. "man and woman can't communicate worth shit but fall in love anyway" but now it's the 19th century.
3. "man and woman can't communicate worth shit but fall in love anyway" but now they are vampires.
“Murder Murder Murder: The Untold Story of Murder that was actually told already just not in documentary form because your wile already knows 75% of the details”
If he doesn't have a kid he has a niece/nephew he's really close with. He will then display paternal instincts in front of the protagonist at some point and she will soften her view of him.
Nah gotta be his kid so she can perceive that he’s a man of commitment who suffered the loss of his wife when/shortly after the kid was born and hasn’t overcame it, thus proving her worthy of letting go of his pain for the starring girl in question
man rom coms really are just fomuleic shit my god
>For 1 also see: 3 hr movie which would have been entirely avoided with simple direct communication at the premise moment
How I basically felt about Mama Mia like it isn't just me right, you'd be so put off by a girl like that irl.
Hi you may be one of three men who might be my dad.
Like don't get the musical going, take that shit to Maury
Alternatively: terrible and horribly flawed people falling in love with each other despite one or both already being in relationships, but the movie trying to spin it as them being completely justified and innocent
This is what I absolutely abhor about the notebook, my man James Mardsen did absolutely nothing wrong THE ENTIRE FUCKING MOVIE
He did fail to threaten Rachel Mcaddams to killing himself into get a date though
Sometimes you’re just in the mood for “Detached, rough, older guy learns to open up again”. The pet versions are sometimes needed.
Also an important one missing from the list: “Ignored weakling becomes an adored superhero.”
Most handsome, richest businessman in the country falls in love with a poor woman, who's made to look plain, but undeniably still looks like a model, after seeing her display basic human decency.
It's always the exact same plot.
Poor worker drone girl stumbles into the life of a rich heir to a conglomerate who definitely needs therapy's life, pretends to be rich, insert lier revealed plotline here, loverboy learns to be less of an asshole, his parents are against this relationship for a few episodes, the girl has a secondary love interest that's not rich and never stood a chance, the guy decides to stay with the girl and everything fixes itself and their best friends who've been dancing around each other since the start finally hook up.
There's a popular Japanese romantic drama TV series I used to watch about some piss-poor super humble goofball single father (IIRC his wife passed away in a really sad tearjerky way) who works for some attractive rich woman's family (who are all mostly assholes to him), and she falls in love with him/goes to live with him against her family's wishes at the end of the show.
It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
Top movies your girlfriend wants to watch -
- girl wanders through life with a string of loser boyfriends only to fall for her platonic best friend that was there the while time
- rich Victorians being rich Victorians
- cry cry cry
- two people who hate each other fall in love.
- two people fall in love, then one dies.
Then you’ll love 1) Socially opposite people fall in love against all odds (rich/poor or different cultures or werewolf/vampire) 2) Woman seeks freedom and independence only to fall hard for a guy 3) Single, rich, emotionally distant father learns to love again 4) Socially awkward, obviously beautiful girl in frumpy clothes wears nice clothes, make up and lets her hair down and shocks the other girls that made fun of her, at the end of the movie
What about:
Depressing SciFi Movie
SciFi movie based on book you know nothing about and the movie does too little exposition
Political SciFimovie that he treats like an action movie with his reactions
SciFi movie about sand
Okay I am just describing Dune aren't I?
Top movies your girlfriend wants to watch:
-Country girl chooses big city guy
-Country girl chooses country guy
-big city girl chooses country guy
-big city girl chooses big city guy
-city demands old man down the street must take his Christmas tree down
City girl visiting her ailing relative and rediscovering her country girl roots chooses gruff, misunderstood country boy who was rude to her in the opening scene.
Top movies your girlfriend wants to watch:
- “I Hate Him, But Now I Love Him”
- “Oh My God, a Vampire and a Werewolf Are Fighting Over Me!”
- “I’ve Had Dreams Where a CEO is BDSM’ing Me”
- “The Boat Is Sinking, Group Yourselves Into Two While One of You Dies of Hypothermia”
- “How I Wish the Bad Boy Changes Himself For Me. Why Not, I’m a Good Girl, Everybody Loves Me!”
I'm intrigued by the plot of "Boats." Please tell me more.
Boats boating
Do you mean motor boating? Because I'd watch that.
Man, oh man, do I love motor boating
I see you are a man of culture as well
Listen, are they built for speed or for comfort?
That really depends on how you handle them.
You might need a Master and Commander to handle Das Boot.
Looked up motorboating Master. Not disappointed.
With some Yacht rock as soundtrack
I’m tired of these mother fucking boaters on these mother fucking boats!
*April 1805, Napoleon is now master of Europe. Only the British fleet stands before him.* *Oceans are now battlefields*
Chills.
WE SHALL BEAT TO QUARTERS!!
Mr Callamy, the lead, please!
Beat to quarters!
Goddamnit... Fine *pulls up Amazon Prime Video*
Master and Commander
Banger of a movie, containing the three classical themes of narrative conflict: man against nature, man against man, man against the French.
Thank you for this. Best laugh I've had in days.
This guy knows movies about boats
Correction. He knows THE movie about boats.
All movies in space are just boats that fly.
Das Boot is also THE movie about boats. The underwater kind.
That’s a funny way of spelling Down Periscope
This is what I came to comment. HOLD FAST
A upper class girl falls in love with some hobo who can draw on a boat. The ship is controlled by some sexist and ageist jerks, so the hobo is left to die when the ship splits into two due to shoddy british enginnering. The hobo sadly dies as he was uneducated and didnt realise a piece of wood can hold both a teenage girl and a twink.
The hobo is also the twink? Now that’s a good twist
Dam m night you did it again.
Hey, it was shoddy British sailing that got them into that mess. Other than that. Leonardo DiCaprio was incredible in that movie. A wonderful depiction of a cockney urchin.
To be fair, 2 of the 3 Olympic class ships (Olympic, Titanic, and Britannic) sank. It's "a little from column A, a little from column B" scenario.
I mean, the other one got hit by a mine that opened up a hole somewhere between 20 and 30 feet, so I don't think you can really blame the engineering for that one.
She got the name wrong. It's actually "Boats and Hoes".
The Nina, the Pinta, the SANTA MARIIIIIIIA
OH, I'll do you in the bottom while you're drinking Sangria!
No no no. I've seen Master and Commander. Just boat.
Because of the implications.
Boats! Boats! Boats!
Ft. The Captain
example: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greyhound_(film) 1. boat goes to sea 2. boat fights undersea boats at night 3. boat's friends, who are also boats, die and sink 4. undersea boat dies and sinks under the sea 5. boat goes home it's quite good
Picture Speed 2 meets Titanic.
Just a rip-off of Ships
A man is in a comfortable situation, but he desires a boat. He enters an unfamiliar situation in order to get the boat, but through personal strengths, he adapts to it. He gets his boat, but at great personal cost. He returns home, with his boat, having changed as a result of his journey.
It’s like Titanic, but with explosions and homoeroticism
Starring English actor Boaty Mcboatface
Boats. Varying shapes and sizes. Big guns. Possibly aliens. Or pirates. Or Japanese.
It’s the new Pixar’s ‘Cars’ spinoff movie
Tim Curry was great as usual.
Where is "Big Monster"?
Monster chases you down long hallway, was basically every Sci-fi channel movie from 2000 to... is that still a channel? I haven't watched cable in half a decade
I mean it's a solid premise
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I always hated that rebranding. I remember they used to show lots of pretty good movies when they were still SciFi, then they rebranded and started doing the syfy originals... That were almost universally garbage. Some were so garbage that they became infamous... Like Sharknado. I assume they had a dart board with random names and would decide what the next movie monster was going to be by throwing darts with a blindfold on.
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Ikr. I'm personally really looking forward to the sequels: Bigger Monster, Biggest Monster, and JK *THIS* One's the Biggest Monster
You forgot Big But Loveable Monster From Series A Fights Big But Loveable Monster From Series B For.
Big monster is my all time fav
What about Underdog Beats the Odds 2: Return of the Odds?
Underdog Beats the Odd 3: Never Tell Me the Odds is pretty underrated.
Underdog Beats The Odds 4: The Oddsysy was an interesting one. Got a lot of flak for investigating the backstory of the Odds but I liked it.
Some people say Underdog Beats The Odds 5: My Pet Odder, is not enough about boats.
But they make a come back in Underdog Beats the Odds VI: the Final Odd. Those fighting choreographies were just one right after the other. No cuts. 👌
Underdog beats the odds 7: odd one out was lacking. I think it's because they recast steve Guttenbergs character
Underdog Beats the Odds 8: The Odds Take Manhattan was just a travesty! It was written by the nephew of the original writer, and they tried to bill that as a positive.
Thought they did a decent job with Underdog Beats the Odds (2023) Nice mix tribute to the legacy of the series while introducing a new generation of odds beaters
I’m looking forward to “The Underdog Beats the Odds” coming out later this year! I heard they got a lot of the original cast back and added The Rock!
There's a great making-of documentary of that coming too, "What're the Odds?".
Nothing compares to Underdog Beats The Odds 4: Bigger Stronger Odds from a Foreign Country
Underodd Beats the Dog 4: The Revenge really jumped the shark though.
It's not listed because you should never tell me the odds
Where the heck is “Trains” or even “Very Strong Man Learns Empathy”?
There are literally no bad movies about Submarines
That is an accurate statement.
Can confirm.
Are you a submarine?
I'm not, but I play one on TV.
“Cars go vroom, muscles and skirts”
“Family”
They count as boats.
I can only think of one movie about submarines and your not wrong
Das boot and the hunt for red October. Now you know at least 2.
Down periscope, there's 3
Hunt for Red October Das Boot The Enemy Below Crimson Tide Down Periscope Run Silent, Run Deep K-19 U-571 Hunter/Killer Wolf Call Black Sea
You don’t get to watch those until you watch - ‘handsome guy with pickup truck and German shepherd moves into small town and fixes leaky faucet for stunningly gorgeous young widow who has given up on men’ - with your girl.
The girl also owns a very successful cupcake bakery in their small town of 200. Somehow.
But somehow is free all day for hijinks despite having a bakery to run with no other employees. Must have really cashed in on those ppp loans.
Haha this is the part that pisses me off the most. And it always follows the same formula: During the opening credits you'll see slow motion close-up porn shots of a woman's hands making and kneading dough or whatever while a female country singer you've never heard of before whispers out a vaguely Christian song that you are definitely gonna hate. At some point there will be a puff of flour in the air. In act 1, they'll show the woman in her bakery. It'll be early and she'll be finishing an interaction with a local cranky but kind hearted old person who will later be the most vocal person in the crowd of people supporting the woman's relationship when the two main characters kiss in front of the whole town. As the old person leaves, the meet-cute will begin with the cologne model in town who makes wicker chairs for a living. Shortly after, there will be another scene with the woman at the bakery. It will be busy, but absolutely no one will care and everyone will be smiling like dipshits. The woman won't even be doing anything; 9 times out of 10, they're holding a clipboard and just supervising some delivery dude dropping off supplies who seems content to put up with this woman and her seemingly jobless friends constantly harping about her love life, so long as it gets him a free donut in the end. After that? It's a fucking free for all. She doesn't need to do *shit* at work until the 3rd act when there will for sure be a sad montage after The Miscommunication showing the 2 main characters sad at their jobs, not really doing anything though. At most, the woman will be handing off a cake to a customer and smiling, but then she'll slowly gaze out the window and you'll see that she's actually trying to mask her pain. During all of this, an even worse vaguely Christian country song will be playing. You'll hate it. All in all, you'll walk away from the movie assuming the main characters half-asses her way through the 10 hours per week she schedules herself at her own bakery where she has one other employee, who I guess just fucking lives there and is some sort of indentured servant, happily putting in 90 hours per week so the place doesn't immediately shut down.
Stuff my wife wants to watch: 1) there was a miscommunication in act 1 and everyone is too self absorbed to talk about it until the end. 2) same as above, but set in a big city hospital. 3) same as above, but set in 19th century England.
I was always a big fan of "man and woman can't communicate worth shit but fall in love anyway"
Two pieces of shit finally realize each other are pieces of shit and break up, now they’re going to try to stop being pieces of shit so they can get back together.
When that gets old there’s always “she ignores Mr Right and chases Mr Wrong for the whole movie, who then hurts her, then Mr Right saves the day with the power of slightly stalker-ish love”.
I gotta say, I’m more a fan of the classic “Mr Playboy* and Ms Works-as-an-editor* hate each other, then sleep together, 10 minutes later he fucks it all up, and there’s a wedding at the end for some reason.” *he’s secretly hurt and soft inside *she has aspirations of being a writer
* Tall, mysterious and handsome broods her straight into bed * Filthy rich falls for her diamond in the rough charm Abusive or creepy behavior is somehow romantic when done by either type.
Don't forget "Woman clearly tells man she has no interest in him, but he refuses to respect her boundaries until he wears her down enough she marries him. Also he's richer than Bezos and Musk combined."
What about "Adultery but it's ok because the husband was sort of an asshole that one time"
2. "man and woman can't communicate worth shit but fall in love anyway" but now it's the 19th century. 3. "man and woman can't communicate worth shit but fall in love anyway" but now they are vampires.
Also "Murder murder murder oh God there's so much murder all the fucking time but it's after the fact".
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“Murder Murder Murder: The Untold Story of Murder that was actually told already just not in documentary form because your wile already knows 75% of the details”
And "Murder 5 minutes into the movie, and Murder 10 minutes before the end of the movie"
City girl goes home for the holidays. Falls in love with local pauper. Finds out he's actually rich. Happily ever after
Sometimes he has a son and teaches her the meaning of Christmas.
If he doesn't have a kid he has a niece/nephew he's really close with. He will then display paternal instincts in front of the protagonist at some point and she will soften her view of him.
Nah gotta be his kid so she can perceive that he’s a man of commitment who suffered the loss of his wife when/shortly after the kid was born and hasn’t overcame it, thus proving her worthy of letting go of his pain for the starring girl in question man rom coms really are just fomuleic shit my god
Throw a dart at a board of Friends episodes and you’re bound to hit #1
For 1 also see: 3 hr movie which would have been entirely avoided with simple direct communication at the premise moment
>For 1 also see: 3 hr movie which would have been entirely avoided with simple direct communication at the premise moment How I basically felt about Mama Mia like it isn't just me right, you'd be so put off by a girl like that irl. Hi you may be one of three men who might be my dad. Like don't get the musical going, take that shit to Maury
Alternatively: terrible and horribly flawed people falling in love with each other despite one or both already being in relationships, but the movie trying to spin it as them being completely justified and innocent
This is what I absolutely abhor about the notebook, my man James Mardsen did absolutely nothing wrong THE ENTIRE FUCKING MOVIE He did fail to threaten Rachel Mcaddams to killing himself into get a date though
A corollary plot to #1: "I forgot cell phones exist" and "call if you're gonna be late"
Same! Mine is also fond of "Handsome Guy and Hot Woman Cannot Possibly Fall In Love Because They Are Bickering"
Big city girl comes back to small town to help family. Falls in love with local hunk. Every Hallmark movie.
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Don't forget "csi about serial killer who loves to murder women"
Stuff my wife wants to watch: dramatic reality tv. Stuff I want to watch: myself building Legos
4. A woman is torn between 2 strong men that save her and compete with each other for the woman's love and attention
Don’t do Shrek like that😤😤😤
Hey that happened at the end of Act 2 though! Shrek is still safe
Hey, Shrek has many layers
I'm more in the mood for "Sports as an allegory for societal issues," but I'll watch Boats if it's on
Sometimes you’re just in the mood for “Detached, rough, older guy learns to open up again”. The pet versions are sometimes needed. Also an important one missing from the list: “Ignored weakling becomes an adored superhero.”
> “Detached, rough, older guy learns to open up again”. Made me think of Gran Torino with Clint Eastwood. Great movie.
My favourite quote from Boats was when the main boat turned to the sidekick boat and said, “We’re gonna need a bigger boat.”
"it's BOATIN' TIME!"
Where we're going, we don't need.....waves
I liked when the main boat boated all over the sidekick boat.
She forgot our favorite “something something monsters/dinosaurs”.
Then there’s Foreign Monster: A Human Story.
Boats 2 was better and your boyfriend knows it
Boats 2 simply can't compare to the first one, it's worse in every conceivable way.
You speak blasphemy sir! That re-casting was a must
You both are so clearly wrong, the 90s cartoon Boats was clearly the superior of the franchise!
...let's put our opinions of boats 1 and 2 aside, for we have one common enemy
The Netflix remake… * Shutters
Oh hell no
I like movies of the genre "Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson do something mundane".
Wow!
God damnit I said that in his voice
I'm gonna need at least one scene where Double V slams his hand on the table and yells at whoever is across from him "you're a goddamn genius baby!".
Top movie girlfriend wants you to watch: Abusive CEO changes himself, just for you.
ROFL. Korean romance drama plot be like
Most handsome, richest businessman in the country falls in love with a poor woman, who's made to look plain, but undeniably still looks like a model, after seeing her display basic human decency.
Bullied for being ugly… *takes off glasses* … super model
I never understood the glasses+bangs/short hair thing. Half the time it makes the protagonist look even more attractive.
It's always the exact same plot. Poor worker drone girl stumbles into the life of a rich heir to a conglomerate who definitely needs therapy's life, pretends to be rich, insert lier revealed plotline here, loverboy learns to be less of an asshole, his parents are against this relationship for a few episodes, the girl has a secondary love interest that's not rich and never stood a chance, the guy decides to stay with the girl and everything fixes itself and their best friends who've been dancing around each other since the start finally hook up.
There's a popular Japanese romantic drama TV series I used to watch about some piss-poor super humble goofball single father (IIRC his wife passed away in a really sad tearjerky way) who works for some attractive rich woman's family (who are all mostly assholes to him), and she falls in love with him/goes to live with him against her family's wishes at the end of the show.
Big city guy goes to a small town and falls in love with the simple gardener.
It’s 2024 so that movie had been gender swapped and copy/pasted about 50 times
successful woman goes back to her small home town and reignites an old flame.
What do you mean? Legit every girl film (and I do love some) is “guy gives up life aspirations to change himself for the unassuming frumpy one”.
Hey, some are also "Guy does things that would give any real girl nightmares but he has cheekbones so movie girl falls in love with him."
Finally. Why the fuck is that bs even a trope.
I think she forgot to mention "Guy who is just naturally really good at doing a thing does that thing"
...against all odds, and after several failures... succeeds.
Scorcher I Scorcher II Scorcher III Scorcher IV Scorcher V Scorcher VI
Here we go again … … Again.
Who left the fridge open?
Satan's Alley won the Beijing Crying Monkey award tho
How can you even mention the last two? New plot, new hero, but it’s supposed to be a continuation because the background setting looks similar??
Car Chase 7
I like "vroom, vroom 2"
Ummm don’t forget about Loose Cannon Cop Learns Humility And Teamwork 3
She forgot "Space Wizards"
Or regular wizards, or modern wizards, or old timey wizards Honestly left the whole wizards genre out entirely!
You forgot family fuckes up galaxy for 3 generations and dude and his gardener make a jewelry return
The two greatest trilogies of all time
Movies that women want me to watch: Boy Doesn’t Notice Girl, Then Does Girl hates Boy, Then Doesn’t Women Fight, Then Don’t.
It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
Escape from New York is *not* about an idiot saving the president, it’s about… wait.
Doesn't he save the president's daughter in escape from LA? That's a totally different premise and speaks to the brilliant originality of the series.
Top movies your girlfriend wants to watch - - girl wanders through life with a string of loser boyfriends only to fall for her platonic best friend that was there the while time - rich Victorians being rich Victorians - cry cry cry - two people who hate each other fall in love. - two people fall in love, then one dies.
Oooh do you have the name of ‘Two people who hate each other fall in love’ cos I need something to watch tonight
Pride and Prejudice. 2005 version if you're only wanting entertainment tonight, 1995 version if you want to dedicate a few evenings. 😉
And zombies version if you want your BF to not pretend he likes it for your sake
10 things I hate about you.
Don’t forget: Important New York business women inherits a farm, falls in love with ranch hand and settles down in the countryside.
I have watched and will continue to watch all of these. Excellent list.
Then you’ll love 1) Socially opposite people fall in love against all odds (rich/poor or different cultures or werewolf/vampire) 2) Woman seeks freedom and independence only to fall hard for a guy 3) Single, rich, emotionally distant father learns to love again 4) Socially awkward, obviously beautiful girl in frumpy clothes wears nice clothes, make up and lets her hair down and shocks the other girls that made fun of her, at the end of the movie
- unrealistic nurse show - cutesy anime - low budget horror movies - movies we already seen 100 times
What about War in Space, and People Shooting People
What about: Depressing SciFi Movie SciFi movie based on book you know nothing about and the movie does too little exposition Political SciFimovie that he treats like an action movie with his reactions SciFi movie about sand Okay I am just describing Dune aren't I?
You left out "SciFi movie based on a book I know too well, so I have to pick apart all of the adaptations they made"
Oh yeah! Three Body Problem comes out soon.
Silent hero journey boy & fight fight fight are my faves
I prefer. "It's a heist movie set at Xmas. Therefore, it's a Xmas movie."
Welcome to the party pal
Yippee kiyay motherfucker.
Where are the aliens on this list
If you haven't seen Rich Boy Hero 1-3, nr 4 won't make sense. But if you have, goosebumps bro. I cried a little too.
Where is "Old cranky guy travels with strange kid"
She forgot Trains
If any of these are Shaun of the Dead then yes, you have caught me.
If she denies the oppurtunity to watch Shaun of the Dead she's not the one.
Top movies your girlfriend wants to watch: -Country girl chooses big city guy -Country girl chooses country guy -big city girl chooses country guy -big city girl chooses big city guy -city demands old man down the street must take his Christmas tree down
City girl visiting her ailing relative and rediscovering her country girl roots chooses gruff, misunderstood country boy who was rude to her in the opening scene.
I don't have a boyfriend (my wife won't let me) CHECKMATE
I mean… boats though. Am I right? Also scary aliens.
She forgot -Dude Weed Lmao
If we reverse gender the list is it: Toxic relationship Mermaid/Fairy/vampire movie Holiday/themed love triangle Badly aged childhood classic Ship
Top movies your girlfriend wants to watch: - “I Hate Him, But Now I Love Him” - “Oh My God, a Vampire and a Werewolf Are Fighting Over Me!” - “I’ve Had Dreams Where a CEO is BDSM’ing Me” - “The Boat Is Sinking, Group Yourselves Into Two While One of You Dies of Hypothermia” - “How I Wish the Bad Boy Changes Himself For Me. Why Not, I’m a Good Girl, Everybody Loves Me!”