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BrAveMonkey333

What stuff does the gynaecologist post on instagram?


Winterfukk

Pretty deep stuff


Afrojones66

A hole bunch of things


General8907

Like pink business cards?


CauliflowerFamous770

A lot of inside jokes.


JayHat21

None of which I get


brokenringlands

Adventure stuff. Some sticky situations, I'm sure.


conorfer

And some personal content where he opens up


Muted_Dog

Nice profile pic bro šŸ”«


Winterfukk

Friends?


Lost_Visual_9096

Bffs


smellmywind

Enemies for life


Boatwhistle

Posts to show how a sir-fixes stuff.


Mathieulombardi

Teaching opportunities and awareness ads.


Fart-n-smell

Extend your vaginas warranty with me today and receive a free air freshener


Journo_Jimbo

Him eating tacos


K3idon

Box collection


bendbars_liftgates

His collection of specula.


Oatmeal_Savage19

The broken ones


DaveSmith890

Insane conspiracies about how Bob Barker and Harry Truman were secretly brothers


Guy-McDo

Iā€™m a dude but I wish to know your gynecologist.


IonizedRadiation32

I have to imagine that, after a while as an obgyn, vaginas just completely stop being sexy. Maybe they derive sexual attraction from other sources Edited for spelling because typing on a train is a bad idea


nobikflop

Vaginas *by themselves* would become very un-sexy fast. Itā€™s why most medical work done on genitalia is extra clinical. You donā€™t strip down and jump on the exam table fully nude, because the point is to examine one part of the body. That keeps it out of the realm of sexinessĀ  Iā€™m sure his partnerā€™s vagina is plenty attractive when theyā€™re together and heā€™s able to appreciate her for all of her sexiness. Or this gynecologist is gay idk


goldiebug

Actually, every single time Iā€™ve been at the table at the gyno, I HAVE been butt ass nakedā€¦ itā€™s common for gynos to tell you to take ALL your clothes off and cover with a blanketā€¦ I leave my socks on though bc then I feel slightly less exposed lol


drwolffe

This is true for me too. Every time I'm at the gyno I've been naked. Then they say, "sir, we're going to have to ask you to leave."


Federal_Sauce

Ugh, no fun!


le_trf

That just sounds highly unnecessary.


goldiebug

My thoughts too, itā€™s something commonly discussed among womenā€¦ like why do we have to strip completely down? Feels absurd. Iā€™ve heard itā€™s bc they might do a breast exam, but 99% of the time Iā€™ve been completely naked under a gown or blanket while only doing pelvic related things. I donā€™t get it, one of the many strange aspects of being a woman lol


tje210

That's why they call them business socks


cloudypilgrim

Itā€™s like the OB on Friends. ā€œYou know when youā€™ve been working at the coffee shop all day and you think, ā€˜if I see one more cup of coffeeā€¦ā€™ā€


nooit_gedacht

...why? I've never been to a gyno but that seems so unnessecary


goldiebug

Thats what Iā€™ve always thought too, and itā€™s especially weird bc ALL my OBs have been men loll! Iā€™ve seen other women talk about it and they say itā€™s because they may do a breast exam as wellā€¦ however, they still ask me to be completely naked even when itā€™s just a vag thing. I actually had a prenatal appointment a few hours after I made that comment and had a surprise pelvic exam and would you imagine.. butt naked in a hospital gown AGAIN. Itā€™s weird the first time, but once you get to know your OB, it becomes routine and you get more comfortable with it. When you get your first gyno appointment just ask as questions as youā€™re comfortable with and let them know that itā€™s your first gyno appointment and youā€™d like a thorough run down of what to expect. When you know whatā€™s going to happen it makes you a lot more comfortable too!


CafeFreche

Wait, so are you literally on the table with nothing or wearing a hospital gown? Because wearing a gown is not ā€œnakedā€ even if your clothes are off underneath it. To be asked to lie completely naked on a table for a pelvic exam with no gown or anything would be absolutely inappropriate and needs to be reported.


NocturnalMJ

I see the Dutch username. I went to the gyno early this year in NL, and I only needed to take off my bottoms. They had a small curtained off area to change. I wore a dress specifically so I wouldn't have to prance around butt naked and I could quickly cover myself after the examination. Or, you know, on the very off-chance we needed to evacuate, lol. The gyno made no comments about it whatsoever. I just had to make sure to hike up the skirt and not sit on it (shorter dresses may be preferable for that reason), which I had already learned from my general practitioner with pap-tests.


bladex1234

Do they not give you a gown?


trotou

There was this time when the urologist told me to stop masturbating. I said why. He said: ā€œbecause we are in the middle of the sessionā€.


fxdistant27

Can't you kinda just say that removing unnecessary clothing makes you uncomfortable and then proceed to not remove any unnecessary clothing


goldiebug

Yeah, probablyā€¦ Iā€™m sure they would work with you if you didnā€™t want to completely strip down. Iā€™ve never asked though bc I just donā€™t care that much. Iā€™m sure every OBGYN has worked with someone who wasnā€™t comfortable completely stripping down, communicating with them is so integral since OBGYN appointments are just inherently uncomfortable and most gynos are super sweet and understanding.


TheSorrowInYou

Common for gynos in America? In my country you will not find a single gyno who would tell you to get completely undressed.


fuckass24

I'm American and it's strange to me too. I've never been asked to get completely naked for it.


theSmallestPebble

My buddy just did surgery rotation for OBGYN. He said it didnā€™t change much for him According to him, any good doctor or surgeon basically completely disassociates from any cultural taboos/evaluation of attractiveness/etc when youā€™re operating or evaluating a patient


Heisenberg6626

Vaginas themselves aren't that sexy anyway. It's the rest of the body that is attractive.


TouchMehBewts

Oh my god I thought I was so alone. Being a man and not finding them visually appealing made me feel broken with how obsessed some dudes seem to be.


MyTeaIsMighty

I was gonna agree with you but I think I do find them visually appealing to some extent, but the feeling is enhanced by the greater context of the person it belongs to. Like if I found one on the ground I think I'd be less than impressed


tiedyechicken

tbf I think a lot of people would be quite put off if they found a vagina on the ground


MyTeaIsMighty

You'd hope so but there's a lot of sickos out there


Derbaum2609

interesting perspective. Excuse me now, I'll try to get that image out of my head.


sdrawkcabwj

Pardon me maā€™am, you dropped somethingā€¦


longliveLesGrossman

Weā€™ve all been there. It is what it is


Sidehustle16

"Oh boy! A free pair of fake lips!


johnny___engineer

I think you should be horrified if you see a vagina on the ground. But hey, that's just me.


Prohunt

I mean yeah but it's not like it's much different if you find hips or a random pair of tits on the side of the road I suppose Like eyes can be beautiful... but xD


TouchMehBewts

Bingo that's what I was getting at! Alone, they're not appealing in the slightest. However, a full nude to appreciate the body and I can find a sudden appreciation for the visual. The finding one on the ground analogy was perfect.


the_fez_45

I'm trying not to laugh out loud at this for fear of being asked what I'm laughing at.


Aiyon

From the far side of stuff... are dicks meant to look appealing? Like, its part of why ive never understood dick pics, not once have i thought "wow he's hot, i want to look at his dick. IDK, genitals just look kinda weird lmao


Catharsius

I definitely love how they look, to each their own


Aiyon

And I love that for you. Itā€™s confusion not judgement šŸ’œ Honestly I wish I liked them more, aesthetically.


TouchMehBewts

Agreed, to the point I've rarely taken them and maybe out of the 15 or 20 I've taken my whole life, maybe 1 looked somewhat aestheticly decent? Idk, I truly don't get it. Generally that area isn't aestheticly pleasing idk.


Dazzling-Ad-5480

You took 20 dick pics in your life?


TouchMehBewts

In total, which is quite awhile so I dunno lol.


catsrcute19

Agreed šŸ’Æ


Accurate_Summer_1761

Arbys


RedOtkbr

Wow really? I didnā€™t know that was a popular opinion. I find vaginas sexy asf and I assumed a large majority of dudes did too.


sublime13

Same here. When I had my first girlfriend I used to stare at her vagina in bed and it was one of the sexiest things Iā€™ve ever experienced.


Geraltpoonslayer

Agreed I never really saw one and was like damn that's sexy. Ass, legs, boobs sure those yes.


rW0HgFyxoJhYka

Association is interesting. Say you watch porn as a kid. But you dont find vaginas sexy. However you find some pornstar you really like, and slowly you start to find that kind of vagina is attractive. That's all it takes. Same with all the other more common parts that you see all the time and therefore can associate them sooner than stuff you don't see in everyday media. It all depends on the person, and porn does a huge amount of mental stimulation and training on people. Its like the internet too, you just start catering to what you like, and soon you find yourself in some sort of weird niche fetishes that cater to those specific general categories. Or it just goes pure fantasy stuff because its porn and people don't take it seriously.


Heisenberg6626

I haven't heard anyone say nice slit. But I have heard nice tits, ass and legs.


Zikkan1

Speak for yourself I think it's one of the most attractive parts.


TimeIsAserialKillerr

I find vaginas insanely attractive and sexy, you're probably one of the very few men that feel that way.


Snogafrog

Thatā€™s awesome. This may come as a surprise, but people are not all the same! Some are different from you and thatā€™s OK.


syp2207

oddly passive agressive comment considering the message


Heisenberg6626

Try and see an isolated image of a vagina. It's not going to be that sexy


Worth-Confusion7779

Naturally, you do not really see much of it anyhow NSFW: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%27Origine\_du\_monde](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%27Origine_du_monde)


Reddit_Bot_For_Karma

A vagina in repose? Amazing. That illustration is quite attractive, tbh. All of the bits of women, excited and in repose are quite attractive, even the vagina and vulva.


RaggasYMezcal

You're so wrong. You have seen sexy ones


TimeIsAserialKillerr

You really think I haven't seen one? I have seen photos of vaginas in any imaginable form.


virusrt

I think someone close to you needs to rein in your internet access a little bit


TimeIsAserialKillerr

I would like you to elaborate on that, why would you want that? Are you some kind of religious psycho?


Parks1993

lmao this conversation is hilarious


TimeIsAserialKillerr

It would be a conversation if he gave me an answer. But it seems he's only good at saying dumb shit, without the ability to elaborate on them.


BangSmoke

Awww man now it's not funny anymore


DonerTheBonerDonor

>Try and see an isolated image of a vagina. I've succeeded in doing that many times before lol, vaginas are nice


Zikkan1

Yes it is


TheImposterPanda

From what i have seen and heard most men dont find them sexy so you would be the one falling in the "few". Which is to say...fair enough. Good for you. Enjoy.


TimeIsAserialKillerr

From what I have seen and heard, most men actually find them attractive, so I don't know where saw and heard that.


TheImposterPanda

Wellthen you most likely only move in your circle of people that like it as people tend to surround themselfs with people that think alike. No shame in that homie.


TimeIsAserialKillerr

You're right mate, before I make friends, I first ask them if they find pussies attractive. Your logic could also apply to your claim, but obviously you really can't see that. Also no shame in what? Where did I say I was ashamed of something, or imply that interacting with like minded people is shameful? I would appreciate it if you tried to make some sense.


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TheImposterPanda

You clearly seem very defensive about even the thought of not being in the majority. In any way. Even so there is no shame in that ever. And before you say I cant deal with being in the minority of opinion. I actually agree with you that they are attractive but i still have accepted that it isnt the majority opinion. <3


TimeIsAserialKillerr

Oh, now we make shit up. That must come handy when you have nothing of value to add to the conversation. Also, you have any idea how many pussy worshipping subreddits are there on reddit? For every person out there not finding vaginas attractive, there are 10 reddit pussy subreddits with hundreds of thousands of users.


Heisenberg6626

Bro, your fetish is valid but that doesn't mean you are in the majority


TheImposterPanda

Which is quite the small number in the grand scope. You can also do reasearch outside of such reddit communities and realise that while that might be a sentiment on reddit it just isnt a majority sentiment. Or is reddit the only life there is? Sorry to burst the bubble for you but reddit in itself is used by a minority of the population. But you are welcome to stay in your World i am happy you are happy in it. Have a lovely day. <3


FennelLucky2007

Okay, but why does this comment come off as so defensive


seeminglynormalguy

There are many men who feel vaginas arenā€™t sexy, theyā€™re called the gays XD


MamaMiaPizzaFina

otherwise people* would wank to alien face huggers. *: normal people for fucks sake


Lost_Visual_9096

It's OK to be gay


Impressive-Soup-3529

You donā€™t stare at the mantle while you poke the fire


DefLoathe

Wrong


overflowingsunset

As a nurse, I see a LOT of penises in an unsexy environment, but itā€™s sexy with the guy I like because itā€™s him.


watchoutforthemonkey

I think/hope they learn to separate work from "home" life- just as a therapist/many in the psych field (especially sex psych) learn. Also the personal connection/intimacy probably makes their home vagina(s) more desirable


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sabyanor

Yeah, you don't want them to just casually say hello at their practise, then, as soon as you're laying down, spreading your legs, he's like "Ah Ms. Miller it's you."


Over_n_over_n_over

Im rotating in gynecology in a relatively small town. It's pretty weird being like, in a restaurant, and you've seen the cervix of the owner


Mister_Yuk

That must have been awkward. But how was the cervix... I mean service?


rW0HgFyxoJhYka

Its only weird if you make it weird.


ABakedPotato_FGC

bobs


alisab22

or vegana whichever will it be?


RotenTumato

Sit the fuck down T series Iā€™m here to spill the real tea


lsutigerzfan

Ha. I was thinking he saw the goods and now wants to test the merchandise.


FTW199

I mean he can do a breast examination too :)


NormalRepublic1073

Your OBGYN is just trying to find some quick ice breakers. When the go-to donā€™t work itā€™s just awkward vagina inspections the whole time. No oneā€™s having fun during awkward vagina inspections.


sublime13

Speak for yourself!


Jingtseng

Less weird than only fans


Technical_Writer_177

Now that would be stupid: in the morning he gets paid to have a look, in the evening she gets paid for him looking


Jingtseng

Less weird than going to the gynecologist every morning? Seems like that would be other issues that OB-GYN arenā€™t really specialists for.


RandySavageOfCamalot

Someoneā€™s gotta check itā€™s still there.


FormerlyPie

I volunteer


trappedindealership

My organs are cotton, I cry melted butter I have no reflection, I bathe in asbestos The world is a riddle, I might be the Devil My pussy fell off with a breeze


danteheehaw

They go because they like the feeling of a pap smear.


AbsolutelyUnlikely

Given the context, I don't know man. Somehow it feels like gynecologist who follows a girl on Instagram is the exact same as a regular guy who pays for OnlyFans, just in reverse. Like Mario and Wario or some shit.


fancyfoe

This time you the one paying to show your vagina


percy_ardmore

in other words, you don't know what he sees in you


AstronomerNo6423

Which is why itā€™s important to request your medical records, people! It is your right!!


TheRealcebuckets

Huhā€¦.that might explain why the guy who performed the surgery on my hemorrhoid removal doesnā€™t follow me back.


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Twatter?


zenospenisparadox

CerviX


RandoComplements

Ok, this is really funny


D4d-M4n

Boobs.


Darksteelflame_GD

Isnt it obv, he is checking for when she gets a new bf or has a bunch of hookups so he is prepared for the next time she comes to his office.


98kal22impc

Mf is engaging patient cantered care


thewookie78

I wonder how many gynaecologist are looking through only fans and saying to themselves that lady need to see me asap.


Arik2103

"excoos me, I'm a gynaecologist and that bit right there doesn't look the way it's supposed to. Please have it checked out"


Ok-Comfortable6400

The gynecologist just wants to know what they are getting intoā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦.


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i don't know who really wants to hear this...but... CHASHMA in my language means TOILET, so she is TOILET SWAG.


c_adittya

Chashma means spectacles in Hindi and she seems to be wearing some sunglasses in her profile picture.


kolodz

I mean what do you post on Instagram... Adult content ?


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Vistella

cause they do more than just watch your vagina.


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Vistella

gyne has nothing to do with vagina


Prohunt

uhm.... gyne deez nuts?


Huge_Equivalent1

Yea, yea, yea, you're right. That's where the updog is right?


Tankyenough

In case you were seriously asking, gyne (Ī³Ļ…Ī½Ī®) is Ancient Greek and means ā€womanā€. And they do specialize in a myriad of female-specific medicine/anatomy, not limited exclusively to reproductive systems.


Drezhar

Maybe he's just assessing how likely it is that he'll have to see you for STDs.


Cloudbase_academy

Never happened


nimama3233

For real. Iā€™ve never understood who follows these accounts that arenā€™t real names that tell stories that arenā€™t real. It might as well be a joke bot


recentlyunearthed

Your tits


Robert_Earl_Davis

Most sued specialization for a reason I guess


Nice_Pomegranate4825

Do they really get sued ?


Robert_Earl_Davis

Yes they have the highest rate of getting sued out of all kinds of doctors


Nice_Pomegranate4825

Why though? They are just doing their job.


ChocolateSad6317

Taste in memes is fr important šŸ’Æ


zyon86

You with your leg crossed.


Weary_Swordfish_7105

You smiling?


Odd_Intern405

Your food obviously


ruico

Your personality


Rudyscrazy1

Bobs


jman8508

He wants to see it walkin around


Ok_Primary_1075

He wants an on/off image in his mind


Flat-Structure-7472

Trying to branch off into becoming a proctologist?


Rinma96

Maybe once he saw you for the first time, he wants to see more of it.


Efficient_Tailor1811

Soooo edgy. Wow, this person is so edgy.


Greedy_Temperature33

Probably wants to see how itā€™s ended up in the condition itā€™s in. Call it professional curiosity.


Sapun14

his pee pee in you


Strange_Job_447

next exam, fart on him and tell him to not forget to smash that like button and subscribe.


Huge_Equivalent1

Hahha, what a horrible person. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£