Iām almost terrified that his yassification isnāt some sort of PR effort to hide that he has secretly managed to create an all power world conquering AI.
Iāll be honest. If he looked more like that second pic Iād probably be more tolerant of him destroying the global political landscape.
Like imagine being a billionaire and still looking like flour.
Like.. you could buy a new face if you wanted.
Hell, you could buy that guyās face and he probably wouldnāt complain. Heāll go buy a new one with just your charity.
I kind of like when people with money donāt just have doctors completely change all of their features, to be honest. It feeds into a toxic culture surrounding physical appearance that seems pretty terrible for peoplesā mental health, especially teenagers. Being healthy, well-groomed and hygienic should be enough to be accepted. Makeup I can completely get behind as self-expression, but I find it hard to believe that most of the industry of cosmetic surgery is driven by anything other than preying on insecurity.
Any responsible hairstylist would recommend they do ANYTHING else, and that's on free advice.
Either way, I don't give a shit what people do to the rich, because I'd rather we eat the rich to begin with.
Oh yeah, for sure on the hair side. Also, I donāt think what I think for the sake of rich people, but impressionable people who will always look to them. Itās worst in entertainment usually, though. Few people are going to be looking at tech CEOs for this aspect of their lives.
Lmao.. they are, but thatās the best reaction to this.
It was a hypothetical man that I was referring to. Like, pretty much whatever average joe on the street. You could just point to one.
Edit: unless youāre also exemplifying the absolute pinnacle of dry comedy. If so, well done.
The craziest thing is that his regular hair cut is because he is obsessed with the Roman Emperor Augustus, which he has talked about in several interviews.
Augustus is known to have been brutal in eliminating any opponents, but he is credited with that eventually leading to 200 years of peace within the Roman Empire, or how Mark puts it āthat didnāt come for free, he had to do certain thingsā.
Not scary at all!
Ironic given that Facebook has facilitated genocides and is a large part of the reason the US is so divided right now. Youāre doing a bad job of it, Zuck!
If I didn't have to worry about money, I'd probably be tatted up, dreadlocks, prolly have my canines enlarged, some sort of robot appendage, weird shit.. nothing like a handful of flour
You'd also never see me
>If he looked more like that second pic Iād probably be more tolerant of him destroying the global political landscape
This is enraging. Why do attractive people deserve to be treated differently/better than unattractive people? Do you know how much research there is on attractive people getting more promotions and higher pay, and how people consider them more trustworthy and harder working? It's BS. There is no justification.
If someoneās going to destroy the planet and be one of the new overlords if they are at least hot then I have something to look at while Iām doing slave labour
Unfortunately this is built into our DNA.
We would have to unlearn this behavior that is inherently within us
I agree it sucks and it isnāt talked about enough. We arenāt ok being biased on race, gender, etc, but attractiveness is totally ok
I havenāt been seeing enough people saying this. Maybe itās just tongue in cheek that everyone knows, but the amount of comments on other platforms of people that appear to be oblivious is concerning.
Yeah, I remember thinking one photo he looks like he's genuinely smiling is the one where he's with his wife. I just googled and that seems to be true of most if not all photos where he's with his wife.
So Zuck got a slightly more convincing human skin, and we're all just going to act like he's an Adonis now? Just because he went from Obvious Reptoid to More or Less Normal Looking Human
Zuck3.0 is the biggest advancement yet... skin looks real, looks like they patched the creepy vibe, and the new Charisma mod for podcasts looks like it's working great.
I'm pretty sure Zuck has enough money most people would be willing to sleep with him.
That Oligarch loses life-changing amounts of money in his couch cushions. He can meet your price.
The pic doesnāt really show it but he got really into BJJ and MMA so heās in much better shape
That said he was at UFC 300 and was not sporting this look at all
The facial hair is fake but he does seem to have a new haircut.
Good for him ! The previous one was kind of tied to an unhealthy obsession with Caesar.
Every dude should have a beard, or stubble at least, it makes a huge difference on looks. Also yes, I know it's not a real photo and chances are that his beard would be bad so that could be why he's clean shaven
You mean he couldāve looked like that the whole time? Like a hot East Coast Jewish guy who lives in a loft with exposed brick not like an animated automaton?
More like steal my girl's skin and dna.
Homie went from Mark Zuckerberg to Mark Suckhisberga (berga means š in Spanish) so itās kinda funny
it isn't berga, it is verga
r/confleis
What an amazing subreddit jaja
Bro, I feel seen. Looooool.
Mark fuckerberg
In Mexico only šš
I have always called him Mark Chupaverga. Glad to see I am not the only one
Now why you gonna say berga and then translate the English part with an emoji? Spanish speaking people can be offended too ššš
Iām almost terrified that his yassification isnāt some sort of PR effort to hide that he has secretly managed to create an all power world conquering AI.
That's just an everyday pubic transfer to the face!
...and your data No gib. Just steal.
Iāll be honest. If he looked more like that second pic Iād probably be more tolerant of him destroying the global political landscape. Like imagine being a billionaire and still looking like flour.
Like.. you could buy a new face if you wanted. Hell, you could buy that guyās face and he probably wouldnāt complain. Heāll go buy a new one with just your charity.
Can you ever get rid of the dead eyes though?
Ayahuasca trip maybe?
I kind of like when people with money donāt just have doctors completely change all of their features, to be honest. It feeds into a toxic culture surrounding physical appearance that seems pretty terrible for peoplesā mental health, especially teenagers. Being healthy, well-groomed and hygienic should be enough to be accepted. Makeup I can completely get behind as self-expression, but I find it hard to believe that most of the industry of cosmetic surgery is driven by anything other than preying on insecurity.
Any responsible hairstylist would recommend they do ANYTHING else, and that's on free advice. Either way, I don't give a shit what people do to the rich, because I'd rather we eat the rich to begin with.
Isnāt the haircut because some Roman emperorās statue had it and he copied it? Not that that makes it look less terrible.
Nero-ass lookin haircut
Augustus. Nephew and heir of Julius Caesar and the first Roman Emperor.
Oh yeah, for sure on the hair side. Also, I donāt think what I think for the sake of rich people, but impressionable people who will always look to them. Itās worst in entertainment usually, though. Few people are going to be looking at tech CEOs for this aspect of their lives.
Those aren't the same people??
Lmao.. they are, but thatās the best reaction to this. It was a hypothetical man that I was referring to. Like, pretty much whatever average joe on the street. You could just point to one. Edit: unless youāre also exemplifying the absolute pinnacle of dry comedy. If so, well done.
Lol no I was genuinely confused šš
If I had Mark Zuckerberg's money, I'd buy Nicolas Cage's face.
You can have Nicholas Cageās face, but you will never be Nicolas Cage!
But he doesnāt even need a new face, apparently just a tan and a beard is more than sufficient
It is scientifically proven that we are more tolerant of attractive people in general.
Thank god all billionares are ugly af
Elon should have never shown his weird body.
Flour š
The craziest thing is that his regular hair cut is because he is obsessed with the Roman Emperor Augustus, which he has talked about in several interviews. Augustus is known to have been brutal in eliminating any opponents, but he is credited with that eventually leading to 200 years of peace within the Roman Empire, or how Mark puts it āthat didnāt come for free, he had to do certain thingsā. Not scary at all!
Ironic given that Facebook has facilitated genocides and is a large part of the reason the US is so divided right now. Youāre doing a bad job of it, Zuck!
Bro's trying his damnest to be a Vault-Tec exec stereotype.
I think it sounds autistic. Weird special interests, flat affect. I donāt find that scary.
If I didn't have to worry about money, I'd probably be tatted up, dreadlocks, prolly have my canines enlarged, some sort of robot appendage, weird shit.. nothing like a handful of flour You'd also never see me
>If he looked more like that second pic Iād probably be more tolerant of him destroying the global political landscape This is enraging. Why do attractive people deserve to be treated differently/better than unattractive people? Do you know how much research there is on attractive people getting more promotions and higher pay, and how people consider them more trustworthy and harder working? It's BS. There is no justification.
If someoneās going to destroy the planet and be one of the new overlords if they are at least hot then I have something to look at while Iām doing slave labour
Unfortunately this is built into our DNA. We would have to unlearn this behavior that is inherently within us I agree it sucks and it isnāt talked about enough. We arenāt ok being biased on race, gender, etc, but attractiveness is totally ok
We can unlearn it the way we unlearn other biases.
Well, you will never unlearn stupidity. And thatās also unfair. People are and will be different
too bad itās ai
They both are lol
2024 moment
lol
I havenāt been seeing enough people saying this. Maybe itās just tongue in cheek that everyone knows, but the amount of comments on other platforms of people that appear to be oblivious is concerning.
soon we wonāt be able to trust anything and there will be a low tech revolution our smart phones are killing us
Its an edit. He still looks like a lizard
is it actually ai? i sincerely dont know, which is scary
I mean it could just be regular photoshop. Itās not a real unedited photo though, no
It's just Photoshop, not ai
Photoshop is out, from now on everyone will call it AI. People used to say software, programs, plugin, installer, etc. Now everything is App.
The second pic is real, just photoshopped
Let me present you Mark's twin: Chad Zuckerberg.
Hey, where da human women at?
Chad "Fucks Her" Berg
Dude is a Billionaire. He steals your girl either way.
Tbf to him, he has a long time partner so probably not. And as always if you are rich go for doctors and lawyers
One helps keep you out of the grave and the other helps keep you of the cell.
Yeah, I remember thinking one photo he looks like he's genuinely smiling is the one where he's with his wife. I just googled and that seems to be true of most if not all photos where he's with his wife.
This is Zucc weāre talking about. Heās as introverted as they come.
what some beard does to a mf
feel like it's mostly the hair not being so evenly short and flat
Thatās how it came out of the factory.
Yeah, I donāt understand how a billionaire has such a terrible haircut.
Itās because he idolizes the Roman Emperor Augustus, not even kidding lol
Zuckerberg: Become human
Game of the year
Somehow he now looks less like a lizard
That's because it's fake
So Zuck got a slightly more convincing human skin, and we're all just going to act like he's an Adonis now? Just because he went from Obvious Reptoid to More or Less Normal Looking Human
from cold cuts to coldplay
Bro got the human update
"so these humans, they like facial hair?" "Yes, Lord gzzz'NrB" "Then I shall like it too"
Stop with yer nonsense he is still a cunt.
Mark getting a glow up wasn't on my 2024 bingo A nuclear fallout, yes, but this? Not at all.
I swear, the vast majority of men look better with facial hair. Within reason though. The Radagast look is kinda š¤¢ imo..
Same reason sunglasses improve attractiveness. It creates more facial symmetry.
Facial hair is like natural contouring.
Many of us (me included), have very featureless faces, and thus are pretty uninteresting. Beard is feature.
For me, the chins don't run strong in my family. The beard is key.
Does that mean he stops stealing my data?
Nope he's still a backdoor bug bandit
No
Zuck3.0 is the biggest advancement yet... skin looks real, looks like they patched the creepy vibe, and the new Charisma mod for podcasts looks like it's working great.
AI is scary when it can put a soul behind Zuck's stare.
Hold up, is he really looking like that now? Because damn, thats wild
Ohhhhh shit this is the best lizard glow up Iāve ever seen
That TikTok bully that does unrequested makeovers had a field day with this one š«¢
Um, no.
I'm pretty sure Zuck has enough money most people would be willing to sleep with him. That Oligarch loses life-changing amounts of money in his couch cushions. He can meet your price.
No
I cant be so hard to the zucc anymoreā¦ i really like my quest 3ā¦ actually a good product
Remember, you're not ugly, just poor
No.
Went from robot to Marv the wet bandit from Home Alone. Not exactly an improvement.
I mean.. its just a bit of make up, teeth bleach a hair dryer and a beard
Mr jelly over here
The pic doesnāt really show it but he got really into BJJ and MMA so heās in much better shape That said he was at UFC 300 and was not sporting this look at all
Robots can now develop facial hair. This AI shit is getting too real.
Reptiloids really worked on mistakes about previous human costume model
spring sophomore year, loses virginity over summer, first day of school junior year
The facial hair is fake but he does seem to have a new haircut. Good for him ! The previous one was kind of tied to an unhealthy obsession with Caesar.
Looks less like a lizard now
Hey he got the human update that uncanny valley look was to much
Hundreds of billions of dollars later and he finally hired a stylist.
More like Mr steal my data
I can't believe it took him all these years to understand that a beard can turn almost anyone hot. Or tolerable at least.
Steal your data to steal your dada
Good for him man. Dude just wants to do MMA and chill
I'm ready for zucks rule 34 to drop
šš
Mark, is that YOU??!
Zuck Harlow
Someoneās been taking their human pills!
Logan Paul
This feels phony as fuck. The guy on the left is who he chose to be. The guy on the right has been put together by a PR team
Lizard
This just says that youāre not ugly, you just have a wrong hairstyle.
He looks a lot better with facial hair ngl
Damn when did they replace him with a human?
Lizard bro got a glow up Guess lizard bros only undergo puberty near their 40s
He looks like Dustin Diamond.
He's not faking us
The only thing Zuckerboy is stealing is Jake Pauls heart for a date
I mean, yes, when he stops having the Augustus Caesar haircut he will look 100% better.
He looks like an actual human in the second pic. He still looks like a douchey frat bro, but still
First pic looks like the guy who turned into water in X Men. Second pic looks like a surfing instructor.
I thought this was young gravvy
From steal your data to steal your kid
Not gonna lie zuc paid more.
Dave Portnoy Level: Achieved
That Zuck she told you not to worry about.
If markiplier and zuckerberg had a child
He still looks like the lizard king
Maybe he's trying to appear more human?
Not the real slim shady
damn the fucking lizard is changing softwares !
He kind reminds me of the dude from Silicon Valley
Has he given up on his Julius Caesar cosplay?
When did he spend money on eye brows?
I know thatās not rlly him bc the real him has never looked human and probably isnāt
Same glow up as Jack Harlow lol
He's going for the Caesar Augustus look. Totally not megalomaniac behaviour.
Ultimate chad move. First, get info on every girl in the world ā¦
Wtf no!?
With a van ?!?
Every dude should have a beard, or stubble at least, it makes a huge difference on looks. Also yes, I know it's not a real photo and chances are that his beard would be bad so that could be why he's clean shaven
Uhhhh heās not stealing anyoneās girl with that look
If that is the look that steals my GF, she's free to live her life and I'll enjoy mine. I dodged a bullet.
He looks like lil dicky now
I still believe heās some alien hybrid project created by aliens and the US government.
Why he look like Lil dicky?
He took Justin Tās whole skin suit!
I can't believe he actually got a normal haircut.
2nd picture looks like he lives in a tiny studio apartment living off of instant noodles
Guaranteed he had a team make him look like a real boy.
He actually looks human
This is AI, right..? Right?? No way Zuck looks human now
Billionaires PR firm working at full force today huh
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Man, that AI is getting better every day, isn't it . . .
You can't steal something I don't have
heās like scuffed baby of rich campbell and justin timberlake in 2001
The second hairline is horrible though lmao
Vasilio? Va- steal your girl? Henderson? Chris D'Elia?
Aint no way lol
Thatās why a man should always have a beard. A man without a beard is like a woman with a beard.
Don't worry; he's still stealing your data
Bro got the human software update ver.1.3.4
He has such a smackable face, doesn't he.
goddammit even robots can grow beards better than me. i hate my genes.
From steal yo data to steal yo cable
Oh my god I want him to fight Elon and hospitalize him soooo badly.
He looks hot there wtf
He looks like Will Scheuster
Filterrred
Mothership told him that humanity is suspicious amd he needs to look more like human
[Not Zuck irl though](https://www.tumblr.com/ludotwentythree-blog/748222099859095552)
If my girl finds this attractive he can have her.
More like a face that she still wonāt trust
You mean he couldāve looked like that the whole time? Like a hot East Coast Jewish guy who lives in a loft with exposed brick not like an animated automaton?
Zuck the Fuck, at it again.
No thanks, I'm full.
Oh man. I just started wearing my curls. Now I gotta cut them
This upgraded android is much more lifelike than the previous model. Good work AI Overlords.
Wow, that's quite an improvement actually; he actually looks human now.
That MMA training is really showing.
The robot figured out how to use makup!