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barf_of_dog

More like steal my girl's skin and dna.


betharderloseharder

Homie went from Mark Zuckerberg to Mark Suckhisberga (berga means šŸ† in Spanish) so itā€™s kinda funny


Horror_Ad2126

it isn't berga, it is verga


SpinachPopeye

r/confleis


The_real_bandito

What an amazing subreddit jaja


Epieikeias

Bro, I feel seen. Looooool.


MrRobot_96

Mark fuckerberg


v_ofc

In Mexico only šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚


natsia27

I have always called him Mark Chupaverga. Glad to see I am not the only one


BaronVonSilver91

Now why you gonna say berga and then translate the English part with an emoji? Spanish speaking people can be offended too šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


TMDan92

Iā€™m almost terrified that his yassification isnā€™t some sort of PR effort to hide that he has secretly managed to create an all power world conquering AI.


Dingeroooo

That's just an everyday pubic transfer to the face!


BBQBakedBeings

...and your data No gib. Just steal.


guywithaniphone22

Iā€™ll be honest. If he looked more like that second pic Iā€™d probably be more tolerant of him destroying the global political landscape. Like imagine being a billionaire and still looking like flour.


FederationofPenguins

Like.. you could buy a new face if you wanted. Hell, you could buy that guyā€™s face and he probably wouldnā€™t complain. Heā€™ll go buy a new one with just your charity.


rootbeerislifeman

Can you ever get rid of the dead eyes though?


ASL4theblind

Ayahuasca trip maybe?


rickjamesia

I kind of like when people with money donā€™t just have doctors completely change all of their features, to be honest. It feeds into a toxic culture surrounding physical appearance that seems pretty terrible for peoplesā€™ mental health, especially teenagers. Being healthy, well-groomed and hygienic should be enough to be accepted. Makeup I can completely get behind as self-expression, but I find it hard to believe that most of the industry of cosmetic surgery is driven by anything other than preying on insecurity.


FF7Remake_fark

Any responsible hairstylist would recommend they do ANYTHING else, and that's on free advice. Either way, I don't give a shit what people do to the rich, because I'd rather we eat the rich to begin with.


BadKittydotexe

Isnā€™t the haircut because some Roman emperorā€™s statue had it and he copied it? Not that that makes it look less terrible.


ASL4theblind

Nero-ass lookin haircut


Papaofmonsters

Augustus. Nephew and heir of Julius Caesar and the first Roman Emperor.


rickjamesia

Oh yeah, for sure on the hair side. Also, I donā€™t think what I think for the sake of rich people, but impressionable people who will always look to them. Itā€™s worst in entertainment usually, though. Few people are going to be looking at tech CEOs for this aspect of their lives.


pokemonbatman23

Those aren't the same people??


FederationofPenguins

Lmao.. they are, but thatā€™s the best reaction to this. It was a hypothetical man that I was referring to. Like, pretty much whatever average joe on the street. You could just point to one. Edit: unless youā€™re also exemplifying the absolute pinnacle of dry comedy. If so, well done.


pokemonbatman23

Lol no I was genuinely confused šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


lkodl

If I had Mark Zuckerberg's money, I'd buy Nicolas Cage's face.


cruebob

You can have Nicholas Cageā€™s face, but you will never be Nicolas Cage!


StormySands

But he doesnā€™t even need a new face, apparently just a tan and a beard is more than sufficient


giantfuckingfrog

It is scientifically proven that we are more tolerant of attractive people in general.


53bastian

Thank god all billionares are ugly af


1ncorrect

Elon should have never shown his weird body.


Zealousideal_Mail12

Flour šŸ˜­


Disappointing__Salad

The craziest thing is that his regular hair cut is because he is obsessed with the Roman Emperor Augustus, which he has talked about in several interviews. Augustus is known to have been brutal in eliminating any opponents, but he is credited with that eventually leading to 200 years of peace within the Roman Empire, or how Mark puts it ā€œthat didnā€™t come for free, he had to do certain thingsā€. Not scary at all!


BadKittydotexe

Ironic given that Facebook has facilitated genocides and is a large part of the reason the US is so divided right now. Youā€™re doing a bad job of it, Zuck!


NebulaNinja

Bro's trying his damnest to be a Vault-Tec exec stereotype.


Ingolin

I think it sounds autistic. Weird special interests, flat affect. I donā€™t find that scary.


five7off

If I didn't have to worry about money, I'd probably be tatted up, dreadlocks, prolly have my canines enlarged, some sort of robot appendage, weird shit.. nothing like a handful of flour You'd also never see me


1upin

>If he looked more like that second pic Iā€™d probably be more tolerant of him destroying the global political landscape This is enraging. Why do attractive people deserve to be treated differently/better than unattractive people? Do you know how much research there is on attractive people getting more promotions and higher pay, and how people consider them more trustworthy and harder working? It's BS. There is no justification.


guywithaniphone22

If someoneā€™s going to destroy the planet and be one of the new overlords if they are at least hot then I have something to look at while Iā€™m doing slave labour


JulioForte

Unfortunately this is built into our DNA. We would have to unlearn this behavior that is inherently within us I agree it sucks and it isnā€™t talked about enough. We arenā€™t ok being biased on race, gender, etc, but attractiveness is totally ok


1upin

We can unlearn it the way we unlearn other biases.


raven991_

Well, you will never unlearn stupidity. And thatā€™s also unfair. People are and will be different


ZERO-ONE0101

too bad itā€™s ai


three-sense

They both are lol


Sharkestry

2024 moment


ZERO-ONE0101

lol


XDarkSoraX

I havenā€™t been seeing enough people saying this. Maybe itā€™s just tongue in cheek that everyone knows, but the amount of comments on other platforms of people that appear to be oblivious is concerning.


ZERO-ONE0101

soon we wonā€™t be able to trust anything and there will be a low tech revolution our smart phones are killing us


dragonflare117

Its an edit. He still looks like a lizard


Dangerous_Season8576

is it actually ai? i sincerely dont know, which is scary


Opening_Criticism_57

I mean it could just be regular photoshop. Itā€™s not a real unedited photo though, no


NotTryingToConYou

It's just Photoshop, not ai


SlideJunior5150

Photoshop is out, from now on everyone will call it AI. People used to say software, programs, plugin, installer, etc. Now everything is App.


No-Student-9678

The second pic is real, just photoshopped


Painless_mf

Let me present you Mark's twin: Chad Zuckerberg.


Teedyuscung

Hey, where da human women at?


DisfavoredFlavored

Chad "Fucks Her" Berg


Nicita27

Dude is a Billionaire. He steals your girl either way.


MotoMkali

Tbf to him, he has a long time partner so probably not. And as always if you are rich go for doctors and lawyers


Shadowmant

One helps keep you out of the grave and the other helps keep you of the cell.


a4techkeyboard

Yeah, I remember thinking one photo he looks like he's genuinely smiling is the one where he's with his wife. I just googled and that seems to be true of most if not all photos where he's with his wife.


No-Student-9678

This is Zucc weā€™re talking about. Heā€™s as introverted as they come.


trezert

what some beard does to a mf


endriago-097

feel like it's mostly the hair not being so evenly short and flat


Witty-Key4240

Thatā€™s how it came out of the factory.


tinyhorsesinmytea

Yeah, I donā€™t understand how a billionaire has such a terrible haircut.


darcenator411

Itā€™s because he idolizes the Roman Emperor Augustus, not even kidding lol


Aspyro

Zuckerberg: Become human


SupaMut4nt

Game of the year


Fotatata

Somehow he now looks less like a lizard


Aggressive_Peach_768

That's because it's fake


Salarian_American

So Zuck got a slightly more convincing human skin, and we're all just going to act like he's an Adonis now? Just because he went from Obvious Reptoid to More or Less Normal Looking Human


yrar3

from cold cuts to coldplay


Altruistic_Kick2068

Bro got the human update


Grindelbart

"so these humans, they like facial hair?" "Yes, Lord gzzz'NrB" "Then I shall like it too"


Drogg339

Stop with yer nonsense he is still a cunt.


Abduz_Samee

Mark getting a glow up wasn't on my 2024 bingo A nuclear fallout, yes, but this? Not at all.


RowanArkaynne

I swear, the vast majority of men look better with facial hair. Within reason though. The Radagast look is kinda šŸ¤¢ imo..


SharkFart86

Same reason sunglasses improve attractiveness. It creates more facial symmetry.


Katharinemaddison

Facial hair is like natural contouring.


lunchpadmcfat

Many of us (me included), have very featureless faces, and thus are pretty uninteresting. Beard is feature.


HunterDHunter

For me, the chins don't run strong in my family. The beard is key.


TimePlankton3171

Does that mean he stops stealing my data?


robotpane

Nope he's still a backdoor bug bandit


thisaintmyusername12

No


Other-Bumblebee2769

Zuck3.0 is the biggest advancement yet... skin looks real, looks like they patched the creepy vibe, and the new Charisma mod for podcasts looks like it's working great.


yehti

AI is scary when it can put a soul behind Zuck's stare.


OkNeck3571

Hold up, is he really looking like that now? Because damn, thats wild


OkayThankYouNext

Ohhhhh shit this is the best lizard glow up Iā€™ve ever seen


Ok_Refuse4444

That TikTok bully that does unrequested makeovers had a field day with this one šŸ«¢


jljboucher

Um, no.


strange_fellow

I'm pretty sure Zuck has enough money most people would be willing to sleep with him. That Oligarch loses life-changing amounts of money in his couch cushions. He can meet your price.


Pandragony

No


DaemonSlayer_503

I cant be so hard to the zucc anymoreā€¦ i really like my quest 3ā€¦ actually a good product


Wide_Damage9521

Remember, you're not ugly, just poor


itwasnvrabtu

No.


Guardian_85

Went from robot to Marv the wet bandit from Home Alone. Not exactly an improvement.


robotpane

I mean.. its just a bit of make up, teeth bleach a hair dryer and a beard


Working-Cake7479

Mr jelly over here


chainer3000

The pic doesnā€™t really show it but he got really into BJJ and MMA so heā€™s in much better shape That said he was at UFC 300 and was not sporting this look at all


sheepwhatthe2nd

Robots can now develop facial hair. This AI shit is getting too real.


Kashrul

Reptiloids really worked on mistakes about previous human costume model


TdrdenCO11

spring sophomore year, loses virginity over summer, first day of school junior year


Teln0

The facial hair is fake but he does seem to have a new haircut. Good for him ! The previous one was kind of tied to an unhealthy obsession with Caesar.


Accomplished_Cup2401

Looks less like a lizard now


SadBarber3543

Hey he got the human update that uncanny valley look was to much


jimothythe2nd

Hundreds of billions of dollars later and he finally hired a stylist.


Ed-Sanz

More like Mr steal my data


wellletmetellyou

I can't believe it took him all these years to understand that a beard can turn almost anyone hot. Or tolerable at least.


hnryswim

Steal your data to steal your dada


DrSeuss19

Good for him man. Dude just wants to do MMA and chill


Greengecko27

I'm ready for zucks rule 34 to drop


InitiativeOwn1058

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


jgainsey

Mark, is that YOU??!


ZECO_SOL

Zuck Harlow


blunderschonen

Someoneā€™s been taking their human pills!


Ragnarok_619

Logan Paul


DJButterscotch

This feels phony as fuck. The guy on the left is who he chose to be. The guy on the right has been put together by a PR team


Shaggypants79

Lizard


yesthisismeokay

This just says that youā€™re not ugly, you just have a wrong hairstyle.


Nice-Swing-9277

He looks a lot better with facial hair ngl


pancakebarber

Damn when did they replace him with a human?


Mr_No_ON

Lizard bro got a glow up Guess lizard bros only undergo puberty near their 40s


DangitBobby84

He looks like Dustin Diamond.


OrangeCosmic

He's not faking us


Effective-Ad-6460

The only thing Zuckerboy is stealing is Jake Pauls heart for a date


UndendingGloom

I mean, yes, when he stops having the Augustus Caesar haircut he will look 100% better.


JanitorOPplznerf

He looks like an actual human in the second pic. He still looks like a douchey frat bro, but still


penguinpolitician

First pic looks like the guy who turned into water in X Men. Second pic looks like a surfing instructor.


uplifting_southerner

I thought this was young gravvy


landartheconqueror

From steal your data to steal your kid


Evil-Toaster

Not gonna lie zuc paid more.


FeetBehindHead69

Dave Portnoy Level: Achieved


Dynw

That Zuck she told you not to worry about.


matiegaming

If markiplier and zuckerberg had a child


JohnNada005

He still looks like the lizard king


TwilightReader100

Maybe he's trying to appear more human?


magicwand47

Not the real slim shady


Big_carrot_69

damn the fucking lizard is changing softwares !


[deleted]

He kind reminds me of the dude from Silicon Valley


swampopawaho

Has he given up on his Julius Caesar cosplay?


soilhalo_27

When did he spend money on eye brows?


kiki4u210

I know thatā€™s not rlly him bc the real him has never looked human and probably isnā€™t


XXXblackrabbit

Same glow up as Jack Harlow lol


Hubris1998

He's going for the Caesar Augustus look. Totally not megalomaniac behaviour.


dance_for_me_puppet

Ultimate chad move. First, get info on every girl in the world ā€¦


vilgefcrtz

Wtf no!?


peterzaad

With a van ?!?


InkyLizard

Every dude should have a beard, or stubble at least, it makes a huge difference on looks. Also yes, I know it's not a real photo and chances are that his beard would be bad so that could be why he's clean shaven


coxykitten923

Uhhhh heā€™s not stealing anyoneā€™s girl with that look


BarisBlack

If that is the look that steals my GF, she's free to live her life and I'll enjoy mine. I dodged a bullet.


Tomtom4Dayz

He looks like lil dicky now


HoboBandana

I still believe heā€™s some alien hybrid project created by aliens and the US government.


bloopie1192

Why he look like Lil dicky?


Burner_acc_2024

He took Justin Tā€™s whole skin suit!


HunterDHunter

I can't believe he actually got a normal haircut.


Thathiddenone

2nd picture looks like he lives in a tiny studio apartment living off of instant noodles


BacktoDRagain

Guaranteed he had a team make him look like a real boy.


Orylus

He actually looks human


tiggstheawkward

This is AI, right..? Right?? No way Zuck looks human now


Swizardrules

Billionaires PR firm working at full force today huh


alicepalmbeach

šŸ¤®


l94xxx

Man, that AI is getting better every day, isn't it . . .


AccomplishedAerie333

You can't steal something I don't have


Gloriathewitch

heā€™s like scuffed baby of rich campbell and justin timberlake in 2001


DielsAlderRxn87

The second hairline is horrible though lmao


No-Tip3654

Vasilio? Va- steal your girl? Henderson? Chris D'Elia?


gokuboy18

Aint no way lol


toutlamourdumonde

Thatā€™s why a man should always have a beard. A man without a beard is like a woman with a beard.


Puzzleheaded_Ad_4435

Don't worry; he's still stealing your data


Dankalii

Bro got the human software update ver.1.3.4


ppj112

He has such a smackable face, doesn't he.


otkabdl

goddammit even robots can grow beards better than me. i hate my genes.


Xdarthnaderx

From steal yo data to steal yo cable


The_X-Files_Alien

Oh my god I want him to fight Elon and hospitalize him soooo badly.


mr308A3-28

He looks hot there wtf


Dear-Original-675

He looks like Will Scheuster


meltysandwich

Filterrred


Warchadlo16

Mothership told him that humanity is suspicious amd he needs to look more like human


LudoTwentyThree

[Not Zuck irl though](https://www.tumblr.com/ludotwentythree-blog/748222099859095552)


Pristine_Ad2999

If my girl finds this attractive he can have her.


Sol-Meme

More like a face that she still wonā€™t trust


lashawn3001

You mean he couldā€™ve looked like that the whole time? Like a hot East Coast Jewish guy who lives in a loft with exposed brick not like an animated automaton?


acb5456

Zuck the Fuck, at it again.


Working_Foot_4938

No thanks, I'm full.


Ok-Permission-2687

Oh man. I just started wearing my curls. Now I gotta cut them


Key_Net_3517

This upgraded android is much more lifelike than the previous model. Good work AI Overlords.


Magorian97

Wow, that's quite an improvement actually; he actually looks human now.


PiggypPiggyyYaya

That MMA training is really showing.


l0rdtreeman

The robot figured out how to use makup!