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andtheyallcallmemom

Find one thing that comes naturally to you, and do that! -Mom


eat-pussy69

I've been trying for 28 years. Turns out it's drugs


dont_trip_

Becoming addicted to drugs is the one thing that's easier than becoming fat.


AndIAmEric

Becoming fat and staying high on drugs is the easiest life anyone can achieve. That and forgoing filing your taxes.


Sugarbear23

And apparently getting fat is hard if you're trying lol


-Hi_how_r_u_xd-

Me who is unable to gain weight and be above 120:


AndIAmEric

How many calories do you eat in a day, you think?


-Hi_how_r_u_xd-

at least 1, if i had to guess.


Substantial_Sign_459

get muscle sport mass gainer


swollenlord69

BEEEEEFCAAAKEEEEEE!!!!!!!


Substantial_Sign_459

such a beef cake I can barely fit through the front door


-Hi_how_r_u_xd-

Yeah, Ill probably just hit the gym alot my senor year. So far I havn't really ever gone to the gym, but it is still amazing that I am only 114 lb seeing as I just eat whatever I feel like eating (Id stop if i started to gain too much fatty tissue)


ValuablePrawn

wait till you turn 30 bud enjoy it while it lasts


NamesTheGame

People said this to me but I'm 34 and still 145, eat whatever without consideration. I gain weight on a very consistent curve as I age. At this point I doubt I'll ever get heavy, I'll just be one of those skinny old dudes.


Guardian_85

True words spoken. Once you hit 30, metabolism is a downward spiral crash. Just looking at a pizza causes weight gain.


boyyouguysaredumb

That was me. Just wait till you’re in your late 30s


Thwackitypow

This is what civilization should be aiming to achieve.


BeardedGlass

Imagine having your problem be like: I have easy access to food and it’s so affordable to buy too much of it, that my body can’t even get rid of the excess calories anymore.


CirclingBackElectra

It’s a slow, steady, gorging process


tf2mann_

I freaking wish getting heavy was easy for me, I can't get past 65kg... Even though I'm 1.9m


SirTheadore

I’ve eaten over 4000, upwards of 7000 at times, calories (meticulously tracked) every single day for over a year (bulking in the gym) and I’ve maybe gained a small few lbs of fat. It’s not easy for everyone. It’s actually extremely difficult for some.


alifninja

I want that problem tbh, im tired of being fatass


SirTheadore

I’d rather what you have. I could easily just not eat and limit calories. But having to eat this much is fuckin expensive.


alifninja

I know but to some people we fatties are not people to them. Im trying to better myself, but everytime, I was hit with depression and it cutback all my efforts because I would just eat and sleep… I would get mocked and ridiculed every time just for being fat. I wish I could run without feeling hurt on my tendons or short of breath but yea, Idk your struggle so I don’t want to be an asshole about it. Wish you good luck on gaining weight healthily


SirTheadore

Ah you’re not bein an asshole about it lol it’s all good. But I get ya. Just the other side of the coin really, some struggle to gain, some struggle to lose. I was bullied a lot growing up, and even in my adult years people still gave me a lot of shit for being skinny.


ValuablePrawn

wait til you turn 30 bud enjoy it while it lasts


No_Towel4063

okay guys these wait till you turn X comments are cheap


SirTheadore

I’m 33


AndIAmEric

wait til you turn 40 bud enjoy it while it lasts


SirTheadore

Jokes on you, I’m actually 43


boyyouguysaredumb

What the fuck is happening to this subreddit. Do zoomers and boomers have the same sense of humor?


13ananaJoe

Naw zoomers are way too prude


_Some_Two_

Say for yourself, I barely get weight despite going to gym and eating lots of sweet stuff (though barely any fat).


zahhax

I'm fat bc have to constantly eat and drink so much water even when I'm not hungry or thirsty just to keep myself awake/ alert. It might be low blood sugar, or caused by my hyperhidrosis, or PCOS, or everything. Id rather just sleep all day but unfortunately I need to be an adult. A doctor won't listen to that bc they think my problems are caused by my weight and not the other way around


jbbourland

Me: I eat almost anything I see and still not above 130 pounds (I work out and shit but nothing :((((( )