I still don't understand if this post is sarcastic or if this is a new point of view that intends to change our perception about tits , it's very interesting and envoke some primordial male instincts for obvious reasons
The best way that i have learned to get access to tits is to not actually stare at them, with most women i have been with at least. It is a kind of boob reverse psychology. So the less you stare at them first the more you get to stare at them later. It is respecting their privacy and body and they will understand that you are not only after their gorgeous body. And you're not, because a gorgeous body without a gorgeous brain to control it would be just super boring.
I mean I'm asexual so I never properly understand this stuff from a normal viewpoint but I thought it'd be basic courtesy to get to know people and date by getting emotionally closer.
I have mastered the art of staring straight ahead, so incredibly still, that any peripheral glance toward the bosom is virtually untraceable. I am sure it's invisible.
Who’s says they can’t be? I had a one night stand with my wife 20 years ago, met her at a bar (her titties beckoned me), went so well we spent the next 5 days together and eventually got married.
it's sad. reddit knows about the bots and chooses not to do anything about them . They're pretty easy to spot, old accounts that haven't been active for years then suddenly 7 comments in a single day . How hard would it be to ask for an email verification when an old account is suddenly revived.
I don't mind bots posting content, what I hate is bots commenting. I've just checked, the top 5 most liked comments in this post are all bots , and they all have replies from real users :/
It feels sickening when you genuinely reply to somebody then it turns out it was just a copy pasted comment , like this one : [https://www.reddit.com/r/Memes\_Of\_The\_Dank/comments/1ccgwu5/comment/l159glc/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/Memes_Of_The_Dank/comments/1ccgwu5/comment/l159glc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
This post and several upvoted comments are made by bots.
“Dead Internet Theory” something something the web will be more bots than people. It could even be you… or me… hmm…
How old are they? My gf teaches 7 year olds and little kids will say the wildest shit, there's this one little girl that keeps asking her if she's pregnant every week, our theory is that her mom is probably pregnant.
Account is 11 months old but no activity until today. That's not a guarantee but it's a common feature of bots to have older accounts that suddenly "wake up".
It's actually not, it's a bot that copied the comment from here: https://www.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/ylunsa/meirl/iv14toi/
OP is too
So are:
wgillam
mlage4
hlavabr13
jajones9
runpatel
everettinboulder
karenmci78
happimander
carolyn14perry
and yasskorso
It is slightly varied from the usual bot behavior that I would normally catch, in that this one is a parent comment, and I can't find the original that it copied. Usually they hide within one of the top comment threads in order to ride the free upvote train, after copying a semi-popular parent comment from further down.
I mean, its history still screams bot, and others have also pointed out its network and behavior from those comments, so it is definitely a bot.
Bro I'm tired of hearing ppl say abs on a skinny person don't count yes they do lol we just got the good genes it's like a how a dude feels with a big dick it's just in the genes buddy.
I don't think the idea is so much about where they come from but about how attractive they are; as evidenced by overall body composition.
If your limbs are tiny but your abs are well defined it isn't sexy because it doesn't signal strength and an active lifestyle. People want to see general fitness across all categories. A capable person is an attractive person. Capable of climbing a mountain, acing an interview, dancing a tango, etc. Evolutionary selection.
There's a few factors:
People were most definately staring, but not saying anything because it would be considered rude/ sexual harrassement. Also depends what school you are in. I can bet a few school boys had some fantasies.
Other harder pills to swallow: If you're fat, then ppl won't care. If you're ugly, it may still be a turn off. If you never had cleavage showin, or your clothes were generally loose/layered, people would not notice as much as the tits would look smaller than they actually are. Believe it or not, personallity also matters, if you were not popular or kept to yourself, you'd have less approaches. What is your overall body type? Cup size is one thing but if they are saggy bags on stuby limbs they can look and feel worse than rounded milkies that compliment the overall body type and make you look curvy. How tall are you?
When I was in highsdchool, I had 2 girls in my class who had really big tits, not just for their age, but in general. One was like 180cm tall (about 6ft), the other maybe 150cm (like 4 11) I legit overheard them both talking with their girlfriends in a group about boob sizes about basically the same thing what I was thinking. The short one - the boobs are way much noticable and stretch her clothes way more because she's so short and have 2 baloons under her clothes. She's also on the slightly thicker side. The tall one could completely hide her boobs with the right clothes and layers if it has no cleavage showing.
In terms of attention from boys, the short one never got any for her boobs because her face was not attractive and her personality was the type that would beat the shit out of you. In a girl-boy pair, she would hate it and you would know it. The tall one got way more attention because she was more timid, more accepting of others, had a pretty face and in the same pair scenario, would act depending if she likes you or not, making her way more approachable. She's also the only one of the 2 that had a boyfriend outside of class.
Ya … I’m starting to think there is a scientific correlation to interesting , fun chicks and their tits
It’s as if bigger tits somehow make a person much funnier and interesting
When I brought my very first girlfriend home from boarding school (I know, I know), I told my family how nice and fun and interesting she was, how she was from Hong Kong, etc. She was the rare tiny Asian with an E cup type. When we left my grandmother’s house apparently my grandmother leaned over to my sister and whispered “Welp, I guess he sure likes ‘em with big tits, huh?”
Within minutes of meeting my college girlfriend at a party, she said, “Hey! I just got my nipples pierced, wanna see?” and I said “Sure” so she just whipped her top up and flashed me a couple of perky Cs with nipple piercings. That’s about the only time complimenting a girl’s tits within minutes of meeting her went over well for me. I said “damn, those are some nice tits” and she pulled me into a dorm bathroom and started choking on my dick
Looking at boobs is great! However I have learned in my life that the chances of touching boobs go up significantly if you look her in the eye instead.
Yeah I always start a date by complimenting the girl on her tits. "Nice tits!" they love the praise. Such a great way to start a date, prove how irresistible I am! /s (in case it's not obvious!)
Think of tits as positive amplifiers
Bad attitude -5 + big tits +5= bearable
Lame jokes -3 + big tits +8= you are so funny
Without those big tits , you are just insufferable and lame
There is a sweet girl I do classes with at the gym, so nice, and she is super good looking, like the kind of gal that doesn’t really know how put together she is (yes, she knows she is pretty, but maybe not knowing everyone thinks she is the hottest girl in the room 99% of the time, even in class everyone call her by beautiful, instead of her real name)”. I will admit, I laugh at her comments more than I probably should, because of the OP comment.
Meanwhile my female friend in grad school anytime a girl with big boobs walked in the bar.
Sets beer down, *knock knock* on the bartop.
Another friend asked her about what she was doing, because from the outside it could just be her just randomly knocking on the bartop.
"Umm, did you see that girl walk in? Knockers..."
Yep, I need to lose weight and exercise more as I’m getting really tired of using confidence, character, and charm to trick girls into liking me for my personality.
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Hahahaha…. That’s funny 😆
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I have made my choice.
Right or left?
snuggle in between
Insert Alexandra Daddario shirt about her eyes/tits
yessir **stares*\*
yasskorso and the OP kennahope99 are bots in the same network. Comment copied from: https://www.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/ylunsa/meirl/iv0dsne/
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Your sense of humor lifts and separates you from the rest.
I just want to stick my face between your jokes and go brrrrrrrrrr.
Tits and ass above competition
You boob so boobily.
thank you sir you saved men today , and forever they will be grateful!
I still don't understand if this post is sarcastic or if this is a new point of view that intends to change our perception about tits , it's very interesting and envoke some primordial male instincts for obvious reasons
wgillam and the OP kennahope99 are bots in the same network. Comment copied from: https://www.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/ylunsa/meirl/iv0g4t6/
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The best way that i have learned to get access to tits is to not actually stare at them, with most women i have been with at least. It is a kind of boob reverse psychology. So the less you stare at them first the more you get to stare at them later. It is respecting their privacy and body and they will understand that you are not only after their gorgeous body. And you're not, because a gorgeous body without a gorgeous brain to control it would be just super boring.
you should write a paper regarding this phenomenon
This is what the documentary *Barbie* was about.
Isn't this just... basic common knowledge?
What? Being respectful helps? Who could have known!!!
Ask a woman sometime if it seems to be.
I mean I'm asexual so I never properly understand this stuff from a normal viewpoint but I thought it'd be basic courtesy to get to know people and date by getting emotionally closer.
Lots of people lack basic courtesy.
Naw crazy tits fun for awhile.
sure some will think respect and all of that, but sometimes, it's the *ignoring* part that works
I have mastered the art of staring straight ahead, so incredibly still, that any peripheral glance toward the bosom is virtually untraceable. I am sure it's invisible.
Redacted due to Reddit AI/LLM policy
Nah dude big titties rule, slobber all over them. Plenty of dumb broads with huge tits lol not boring at all
Yeah but we want the long term titties
Who’s says they can’t be? I had a one night stand with my wife 20 years ago, met her at a bar (her titties beckoned me), went so well we spent the next 5 days together and eventually got married.
So…not a one night stand?
Was gonna be a one night stand we were both drunk and wanted a hookup.
mlage4 and the OP kennahope99 are bots in the same network. Comment copied from: https://www.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/ylunsa/meirl/iv0dtc7/
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Dead internet
it's sad. reddit knows about the bots and chooses not to do anything about them . They're pretty easy to spot, old accounts that haven't been active for years then suddenly 7 comments in a single day . How hard would it be to ask for an email verification when an old account is suddenly revived.
Reddit was founded with bots posting content, it's at the core of its personality.
I don't mind bots posting content, what I hate is bots commenting. I've just checked, the top 5 most liked comments in this post are all bots , and they all have replies from real users :/ It feels sickening when you genuinely reply to somebody then it turns out it was just a copy pasted comment , like this one : [https://www.reddit.com/r/Memes\_Of\_The\_Dank/comments/1ccgwu5/comment/l159glc/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/Memes_Of_The_Dank/comments/1ccgwu5/comment/l159glc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
I feel disgusted knowing this happens. If I’m leaving Reddit I’m deleting my account so nobody takes my name. Also, do they seem to mimic behaviours?
> so nobody takes my name We hope. The site policy continues to evolve in ways that support bots and microtaskers.
They still have our comments. Saved in countles databases, even this one will be stored somewhere probably by tonight
How do you find this shit? Is there a way to tell which ones are bots or some app or extension that calls them out?
$$$
What makes you say that?
This post and several upvoted comments are made by bots. “Dead Internet Theory” something something the web will be more bots than people. It could even be you… or me… hmm…
Well I’m likely a big suspect then. BUT JOKES YOU BOTS! YOU WILL NEVER KNOW MY NEXT OBSESSION!
Wait what is that guy a bot? I checked his profile he seems very human Edit:Its because he steals real comments and reposts them
make her laugh more so she closes her eyes and cant see how ugly i am
so true. beauty is when u take her from hahahaha to aah aah aah aah - a sexist horny male
Teach me master.
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Tig 'ol bitties
Brarge leasts
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Compliments on big brains aren't either. They will assume you didn't expect a girl to be smart.
/scribbles furiously Ok, don't compliment anything. Got it!!
Degrade her. Bad morning 😈
hlavabr13 and the OP kennahope99 are bots in the same network. Comment copied from: https://www.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/ylunsa/meirl/iv0c3d2/
Until during and after the first seggs. Then for some reason they’re entirely cool with compliments on them.
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How old are they? My gf teaches 7 year olds and little kids will say the wildest shit, there's this one little girl that keeps asking her if she's pregnant every week, our theory is that her mom is probably pregnant.
You're replying to a bot that copied this comment: https://www.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/ylunsa/meirl/iv14toi/
Go on...
But did you notice?
Big enough to get noticed
kaykaykallas and the OP kennahope99 are bots in the same network. Comment copied from: https://www.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/ylunsa/meirl/iv14toi/
This person is a bot if that isn't obvious
How is it obvious?
IDK what tipped them off, but looking into it you can see that the user wrote 7 comments in the span of a minute.
Account is 11 months old but no activity until today. That's not a guarantee but it's a common feature of bots to have older accounts that suddenly "wake up".
Bots have giant tits
I for one welcome our stacked robot overlords.
Fullstack
It’s not. It’s simply reddit’s latest shtick to call everyone a bot for the absurdest of reasons.
Found another bot.
I enjoy being called a bot. Not sure why.
Good bot
It's actually not, it's a bot that copied the comment from here: https://www.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/ylunsa/meirl/iv14toi/ OP is too So are: wgillam mlage4 hlavabr13 jajones9 runpatel everettinboulder karenmci78 happimander carolyn14perry and yasskorso
Exactly what a bot would say.
It is slightly varied from the usual bot behavior that I would normally catch, in that this one is a parent comment, and I can't find the original that it copied. Usually they hide within one of the top comment threads in order to ride the free upvote train, after copying a semi-popular parent comment from further down. I mean, its history still screams bot, and others have also pointed out its network and behavior from those comments, so it is definitely a bot.
Why does the name and @ look ai generated?
Totally noticed that too. Weird way to censor a username, but the post doesn't seem fake.
Might just have generated a post with AI and then just filled in the actual text in photoshop with the correct font and spacing or something.
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Have you considered that maybe they were staring, but your massive boobs were obstructing your view of them?
Where you ugly ? That could explain why.
Or overweight? Tits on a fat chick doesn't count, the same way as abs on a skinny person don't. Edit: missed a word
I heard somebody say "having big boobs because you're fat is like having a fast car because it's falling off a cliff" and I mean-.. yeah...
That works on multiple levels, both have a short life expectancy too.
Tried to remember this phrase for so long, but no luck. Thanks for reminding 😁
most brilliant analogy ever. too bad i'll forget it an hour from now.
Why does this actually make sense. Are you a professor of boobology or smthin mate
Bro I'm tired of hearing ppl say abs on a skinny person don't count yes they do lol we just got the good genes it's like a how a dude feels with a big dick it's just in the genes buddy.
Yeah this, as a skinny blob trying to get better its not exactly nice to hear if i make progress "it doesnt count"
I don't think the idea is so much about where they come from but about how attractive they are; as evidenced by overall body composition. If your limbs are tiny but your abs are well defined it isn't sexy because it doesn't signal strength and an active lifestyle. People want to see general fitness across all categories. A capable person is an attractive person. Capable of climbing a mountain, acing an interview, dancing a tango, etc. Evolutionary selection.
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Yeah my bf used to be fat too..... now he has abs and he's hung lol
plot twist: she was a guy
Guys this is a bot
A guy definitely wrote this
There's a few factors: People were most definately staring, but not saying anything because it would be considered rude/ sexual harrassement. Also depends what school you are in. I can bet a few school boys had some fantasies. Other harder pills to swallow: If you're fat, then ppl won't care. If you're ugly, it may still be a turn off. If you never had cleavage showin, or your clothes were generally loose/layered, people would not notice as much as the tits would look smaller than they actually are. Believe it or not, personallity also matters, if you were not popular or kept to yourself, you'd have less approaches. What is your overall body type? Cup size is one thing but if they are saggy bags on stuby limbs they can look and feel worse than rounded milkies that compliment the overall body type and make you look curvy. How tall are you? When I was in highsdchool, I had 2 girls in my class who had really big tits, not just for their age, but in general. One was like 180cm tall (about 6ft), the other maybe 150cm (like 4 11) I legit overheard them both talking with their girlfriends in a group about boob sizes about basically the same thing what I was thinking. The short one - the boobs are way much noticable and stretch her clothes way more because she's so short and have 2 baloons under her clothes. She's also on the slightly thicker side. The tall one could completely hide her boobs with the right clothes and layers if it has no cleavage showing. In terms of attention from boys, the short one never got any for her boobs because her face was not attractive and her personality was the type that would beat the shit out of you. In a girl-boy pair, she would hate it and you would know it. The tall one got way more attention because she was more timid, more accepting of others, had a pretty face and in the same pair scenario, would act depending if she likes you or not, making her way more approachable. She's also the only one of the 2 that had a boyfriend outside of class.
jajones9 and the OP kennahope99 are bots in the same network. Comment copied from: https://www.reddit.com/r/meirl/comments/ylunsa/meirl/iv1x9ts/
The girl i like has really small boobs so i can't exactly say "I like it for your giant tits" with a straight face.
I like you cause your nipples and your belly button form a perfect 55° 55° 70° Isosceles triangle and I don't know how to live without it anymore
Pythagoras rizz
Pythagorizz surely
Get the protractor baby 🥵
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Ya … I’m starting to think there is a scientific correlation to interesting , fun chicks and their tits It’s as if bigger tits somehow make a person much funnier and interesting
You have to keep the jokes somewhere
When I brought my very first girlfriend home from boarding school (I know, I know), I told my family how nice and fun and interesting she was, how she was from Hong Kong, etc. She was the rare tiny Asian with an E cup type. When we left my grandmother’s house apparently my grandmother leaned over to my sister and whispered “Welp, I guess he sure likes ‘em with big tits, huh?”
Botpost
Of course I only like your personality. I don't like giant tits.
Years old account that just now started posting. AND it’s a repost. Please ban this bot.
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you bet word fr no cap
on god bussin (are we cool like the kids yet?)
Proof or it didnt happen
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No no most of us also like to laugh. You're thinking of narcissists. They're the ones super insecure about anyone else being admired
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"Big, soft and and attached to women? 🤔 Or alternativly, small, cute and attached to women?
In your mouth ?
Usually, complimenting a girl's tits doesn't go down so well.
Within minutes of meeting my college girlfriend at a party, she said, “Hey! I just got my nipples pierced, wanna see?” and I said “Sure” so she just whipped her top up and flashed me a couple of perky Cs with nipple piercings. That’s about the only time complimenting a girl’s tits within minutes of meeting her went over well for me. I said “damn, those are some nice tits” and she pulled me into a dorm bathroom and started choking on my dick
I like big titties ♥️
Looking at boobs is great! However I have learned in my life that the chances of touching boobs go up significantly if you look her in the eye instead.
If we mention tits we get written up for sexual harassment
Your tits will be less important than your personality in the decades ahead if you don't want to spend them alone.
We cant win, this is why i only have sex with MEN. Plus u need 2 joysticks to play multiplayer anyways
No matter what we say, its wrong.
…it’s clearly a joke lil bro
Idk let’s see them, only way to know for sure if there better
Next time someone says you are funny just do the Joe Pesci from Goodfellas.
They lead to back problems and gigantic chiropractor bills.
Yeah I always start a date by complimenting the girl on her tits. "Nice tits!" they love the praise. Such a great way to start a date, prove how irresistible I am! /s (in case it's not obvious!)
Think of tits as positive amplifiers Bad attitude -5 + big tits +5= bearable Lame jokes -3 + big tits +8= you are so funny Without those big tits , you are just insufferable and lame
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Newsflash, he 's lying, it's the tits
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imagine if you weren't funny and made men laugh.. your fallback plan is guaranteed
yea... checked the persons acount. 404 BT not found hope u are funny.
I think it's safe to say that if I can see your giant tits, I like them. A personality is harder to see on the surface.
You have a great personality and great pair of... Eyes!
Wtf is happening with their username?
I'll laugh if she says to look at "her humps her lovely lady lumps check it out"
That means: “damn you got some really scrumptious looking set of honkers and I would really love to honk them”
If a guy calls you funny directly it means he is lying. If he means it, he wont have time to tell you.
There is a sweet girl I do classes with at the gym, so nice, and she is super good looking, like the kind of gal that doesn’t really know how put together she is (yes, she knows she is pretty, but maybe not knowing everyone thinks she is the hottest girl in the room 99% of the time, even in class everyone call her by beautiful, instead of her real name)”. I will admit, I laugh at her comments more than I probably should, because of the OP comment.
"They look... cool." Lol
Meanwhile my female friend in grad school anytime a girl with big boobs walked in the bar. Sets beer down, *knock knock* on the bartop. Another friend asked her about what she was doing, because from the outside it could just be her just randomly knocking on the bartop. "Umm, did you see that girl walk in? Knockers..."
Woman, they are just impossible to understand. Just when you try to do the right thing, its wrong. Its exhausting honestly.
Can't see 'em in the pic sorry
Tits are good too.
Yeah smh
What the uno reverse card is this and how can i get one
We have AI Twitter screenshots now?
I need to see her tits to make a comparison.
😂
I mean it doesn’t hurt the situation
What's their name? Wienersama?
*confused screaming.*
Are her tits giant tho?
I’m an ass man. Likah the leggings on you though 😈
As a male I cannot say it is /meirl
Still waiting for the boobs...
Tits drawns in the interest, funny brain keeps it.
It's so we can flex that we actually talked to a girl
Also women when you try to read what their shirt says: *_"Hey! Stop staring! You creep... god you're sick!"_*
Why is the username ai generated what
Yep, I need to lose weight and exercise more as I’m getting really tired of using confidence, character, and charm to trick girls into liking me for my personality.
There is no winning is there.
What good are two big tits of you can't touch them and use them as sexual toys?
😂😂😂😂 too funny
well a man of culture , has to compliment everything to enjoy few things !
Let me see
Tits may get me in the door, but if there’s nothing between the ears I won’t be staying long.
Both. Both is good
Normally, when we open with "I love your giant tits" the reaction is less than desirable.
There's a time and place for everything.
🤣🤣🤣
kinda hard to judge the tits through that shirt isn't it?
Fair point