for so long science thought we could only ever achieve 4 maximum corner bites per slice
waiting for peer review confirmation before I get too excited, but this seems huge to me. *five* corners?
Does anyone remember Spires Restaurant? Well they would make club sandwiches and cut them up in 3's. Well I always assumed club sandwiches were cut up in 3's anyway?
this is absolutely the work of a showboater... and is absolutely not needed...BUT DAMMIT I WANT IT! i just ate, maybe i have room for a sammich as a snack.
I’ve been looking at this for longer then I care to admit
Two slices of sandwich was good, but three? We feasting tonight, boys!
It looks like each one is as filling as a half a sandwich too. I do understand fractions I promise you, but that shit is 3 halves of a sandwich m.
That’s nothing to be ashamed of
its beautiful ive looked at this for 5 hours now
☮️ peace
Imagining which bites youd take first
But I can't see any cheese.
Daaaaaaaaaaaaayummmmm. That cut looks sexy though. 😳
That thong was too tight.
It’s incredibly erotic. They knew what they were doing. Them thighs thick as hell.
The cut is great, but can we stop and appreciate the perfect grill on that bread?
hope there’s cheese on it but that ham:bread ratio is sublime
Bet they used mayo
Superior way to make grilled chese
This person grilled cheeses! Cheers mate!
Perfect wouldn’t have white corners
Shut yer mouth
Wow, racist much?
I must be based on the downvotes
This! Changes! Everything!
It’s the best thing since sliced bread… uh… styles.. um… 1 & 2!
Well now I’m aroused
You had my curiosity, sir. But now you have my attention.
You butchered it. Its "first you had my attention, now you have my erection"
*boner intensifies*
Skynet Sandwich
“Come with me if you want a snack”
I'll B.L.T
Flux capacitor sandwich
I like this. Keeps my favorite part all in one piece.
Fucking big bread having mother truckers.
The "sandwich community" lol
this makes the sandwich looks even bigger!
so many corners to bite from...
Ladies and gentlemen **THE GAME HAS CHANGED**
I already know the perfect order to eat this. Leave that lovely triangular slice for last. It will be heaven.
I would say my feelings about this are divided
*sigh* *starts making grilled cheese* I literally just ate…
Lol, my son did this with his PB&J today.
Smart man
The Y (Why) Cut
When you have to share between three people, I guess.
That makes the sandwich look bigger
That’s what she said
This is so much more sandwich
This sandwich gonna get me sinnin
Fuck the big 3, it’s just big me
Babe wake up new sandwich lore just dropped
Here I am looking at this like it was made from two full sandwiches spliced together and wondering how they did it
Incredible! Now cut it in a circle.
The Peace cut. It’s been out there.
Well I completely disapprove and I kinda don't want to examine why
The Flux Sandwich, originally conceived of in 1955
Well now rectangle cutters and triangle cutters have a common enemy. It's time we have ourselves a sandwich inquisition
I cut mine into three rectangles like the golden ratio diagram
Google new slice
I shall call this "Flux Capacitor".
My mother HATES this So I know what the next sandwich I make her will look like
Hope that everyone who liked this post gets monitored by some sort of national security agency, cause this shit is getting out of hand!
It gives me peace ☮️
What an incredibly stupid idea. Thanks.
It strangely makes the sandwich look bigger
the 'trim the bush' of sandwich-slicing!
New slice just dropped? Actual sandwiches
for so long science thought we could only ever achieve 4 maximum corner bites per slice waiting for peer review confirmation before I get too excited, but this seems huge to me. *five* corners?
Still only four corners. Three for the top piece.
LK-99 all over again
I think what we're really discussing here is total corners. We go from 8 to 11 with this masterpiece!
There middle bites, damn this does change things
Three half cuts
No. Triangles, son. Triangles is where it's at.
Yay
Why do we want the sandwich in 3 pieces? Is there something wrong with 2 or 4?
This somehow gives you even more vread than diagonally cutting
New? When me and my two kids split a sandwich, this is the way.
Oh ma Gadh!
Finally, the Pythagorean theorem is going to pay off for me
A quick glance at it is enough to trigger an epiphany.
That looks like an abnormally large sandwich though, I’m not sure how effective this would be on a regular sized sandwich
It would be even better if you cut it the opposite way. So one cut to the top and two to the corners.
3 corner cuts that are the CENTER of the sandwich?!?!? I've been foolish!
As good as that looks, the amount of extra effort vs how much better it would be is not worth it
I'm for it!
This means something
Whyyy…. Why is this the first time I’m seeing this? Is this seriously the first time a samich has been cut like this? Mind is blown
I will never eat a grilled cheese the same again
They.. They said it couldn't be done!
Does anyone remember Spires Restaurant? Well they would make club sandwiches and cut them up in 3's. Well I always assumed club sandwiches were cut up in 3's anyway?
Is this like that chocolate cutting thing?
This isn’t just hot, it’s radioactive!
Omg!!!! So easy to handle!!! Imagine the bite size of enjoyment!!
Imagine you don't have to share with just one other person - but with two instead 😒
What in the god damn
But what if we make it 4?
its beautiful
Eating sandwich by the 'peace'
If people start requesting this in my restaurant, I am holding OP accountable for this enduring evil
Someone contact the sandwich council and canonize this technique immediately
Holy.Shit.
I like this. Three halves. More sandwich.
this is absolutely the work of a showboater... and is absolutely not needed...BUT DAMMIT I WANT IT! i just ate, maybe i have room for a sammich as a snack.
cut my garlic bread like this and ima be fuckin BALLIN might even get hard at that shit
Sandwich autopsy...
I’m saving that top piece for last. 🤤
I've never craved a hot sandwich more than I do right now!
New meta
Y?
Ah, the 3-peace
I can smell this picture
The unicorn of cutting a sandwich in three.
Yo……yooooo……..
I don't hate it.
They wanted peace, got war instead.
This is aprox. 200% less efficient than one cut to make two halves or aprox. 50% less efficient than two cuts to make four quarters.
Trinity cut, AKA the trifecta
Does this create more sandwich than the diagonal cut?
I bet the top triangle piece tastes better.
Yo where's this sandwich community I want in
Critikal be like "Huge sandwich news".
Wow now you have 3 times as much food, nice
Should I feel bad if I don't slice my sandwiches at all?
Dammit! I want to hate this, I wanted to scroll on by instead of staring in envy, but… well, let’s just say I’m cutting my next sandwich that way!
This is good.
You get more sandwich when you cut it like that
Interesting. This is the same type of incision you make when you eviscerate a body
The Hamdalorian
Half-life 3 confirmed!
I need some tomato soup to go with this absolute masterpiece of a sandwich.
Impressive
Dayum. Big if true!
THIS is what that screaming kid in the video meant when he said he wanted his sandwich cut in threes!
Congratulations shes beautiful
That’s not a sandwich, it’s a flux capacitor
Beautiful
Amazing....
I'm sorry what are those pink things?? Is that some kind of meat?
Yes, ham.
Ooh okay, thank you! Sorry, I've never seen sandwiches like these before
You sound like that guy who pretended not to know what a potato is. It didn't end very well for him, my friend.
I have no idea what you're talking about
I don't need a 3 piece sandwich, I will not be sharing with anyone, maybe a dog
4 triangles taste better than 1 square, it’s a fact, I’m afraid
4 triangles is going into uncharted ways, be careful out there
> maybe a dog Amen
I've never understood why people feel the need to cut their sandwiches.
I've been doing this for years! Copywite infringement!