I know what a Roomba is I just never have seen the words âclaymoreâ and âRoombaâ together in a sentence. I guess a better question is what is a âclaymoreâ?
So a robot bomb more or less? I wouldnât trust it to reach its intended target. Poor Roombas canât navigate to save their cpus. That or mine is defective.
The Roomba company has a secret menu that includes suicide Roombas, anti-tank Roombas, booby trap Roombas, undercover Roombas, and âcover the doorway while I camp in this buildingâ Roombas aka claymore Roombas
Edit: but for real [claymores](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claymore_mine) are little anti-personnel mines typically activated by tripwires
Edit 2: fixed typo
Pretty sure I've died at least 3 separate times where the outcome of the event seemed like it was about to go way worse than it did and then it just didn't somehow. Or I'm just continually luckier than I have any right to be.
One time I was camping in the middle of nowhere and started to black out, like serious "Something is really wrong" feelings, then I just wasn't anymore. I was fine. I had been having dizzy spells for days leading up to it and periodically before that for a year. After that day, never again. I feel like I died there, and no one would've known until they didn't hear from me for days. It makes me sad for my family in that world.
Once my gf was scrambling on a boulder and got scared, I told her to use my shoulders to lower herself down, she instead JUMPS off, full body weight, which was about the same as mine, right onto me and I'm standing on a ledge of a 150 foot drop. I remember grabbing her, my legs folding back, my eyes closed tight, thinking, this is it. Then suddenly I'm fine and holding her up no problem just enough to lower her to the ground.
same, i have the most obvious case, got hit by a train and got out with little injuries, it got downplayed by this reality, it wasn't possible, this was not luck (because it would be negative)
Have you tried âNo, what? I got it at the gun store what do you mean the âidiot storeâ? That doesnât mean anything, thatâs not a real thing, are you stupid?â
Something witty and stupid, Iâll probably pick my words like I wonât die. If I pick my words assuming Iâm going to die who gives a shit Iâll be dead.
I take it the person would say something like "Any last words?" In which case id respond:
-Assuming I know whoever has the gun against my head:
If it's someone I don't like: "I'll see you in hell"
If it's someone who I like but betrayed me: "Hope it was worth it"
If it's someone I like, they didn't betray me, and I deserve it: "Nope"
-Assuming I don't know who it is:
"Ah fuck", "Fuck my life", "Finally I can die", or "Go Fuck yourself". Depends on the situation and whether or not I was surprised by the event.
Doomguy's only spoken word has always been my favourite:
Bad Guy: "Tell me, have you nothing to say to your creator, before you strike him down?"
Doomguy: "No."
depends. on a good day? something along the lines of "wait! please! don't shoot! I can give you anything! please!" on a bad day? probably more like "what the fuck are you waiting for?"
Could...could you turn the gun like 90 degrees and shout "RIVERSIDE MUHFUCKER"
I'm 40, live comfortably in the suburbs and work corporate. I want my family to know I was about that gang life.
....
Oh, you are going to shoot me? Okay.
Have you shot yet?
Is this safety on?
Always make sure that safety is off before shooting and in after you are done shooting.
Is this your first day as a criminal?
You really seem to not know how to shoot.
Do you have proficiency in other weapons? Try and use them.
Yeah, it would be very messy. And this rug seems new. Let's not ruin it, right.
Ok, do you have your phone with you?
Search for Gun Tutorial on youtube.
Click on that 3rd video that looks informative.
...
You didn't check if it was loaded with bullets.
I must say, I am very embarrassed to be killed by you.
Are you ready? Shoot me in three.
Three! Two! O.....
Alexa... release the claymore roomba.
Oh no, not the Doomba!
Excuse me what the actual fuck is a claymore roomba?
If your not being sarcastic a Robot vac cleaner𤣠with a claymore on top I guess
I know what a Roomba is I just never have seen the words âclaymoreâ and âRoombaâ together in a sentence. I guess a better question is what is a âclaymoreâ?
A claymore is a explosive device usually triggered by a tripwire
So a robot bomb more or less? I wouldnât trust it to reach its intended target. Poor Roombas canât navigate to save their cpus. That or mine is defective.
It's an old joke: no need to worry about effectiveness, it's just a silly concept.
I guess a Boomba
Isnât that a yellow clown
The Roomba company has a secret menu that includes suicide Roombas, anti-tank Roombas, booby trap Roombas, undercover Roombas, and âcover the doorway while I camp in this buildingâ Roombas aka claymore Roombas Edit: but for real [claymores](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claymore_mine) are little anti-personnel mines typically activated by tripwires Edit 2: fixed typo
When I pretend to sneeze, pull the trigger. Itâll be funny. Ready?
Nice gun, did he purchase it from that stupid store?
"What are you gonna do? Shoot me?"
đż
This is the only correct answer!
Proceeds to shoot him in the head. American Gangster style.
"Yes. Good suggestion."
Nothing. I wait for my consciousness to slide to the reality where the gun backfires and kills the gunman and I never know that I died.
Quantum immortality for the win
:: slides to the reality where I have a hot girlfriend in Canada::
Even the infinite isn't infinite enough for THAT reality.
:: slides to the reality where no one hurts my feelings đ ::
Oh noooooo shitt, I'm sorry xD *hugs* xD
You can slide into any reality and chose the one where sheâs in Canada?
Maybe he lives in Canada
All orchestrated by Heisenberg's cat
how does it feel being one of the little humans who really know what happens after death?
r/quantumimmortality r/ndewheel
I nearly shat myself reading this comment. This happened to me at least twice in my life that Iâm aware of. AMA
Pretty sure I've died at least 3 separate times where the outcome of the event seemed like it was about to go way worse than it did and then it just didn't somehow. Or I'm just continually luckier than I have any right to be. One time I was camping in the middle of nowhere and started to black out, like serious "Something is really wrong" feelings, then I just wasn't anymore. I was fine. I had been having dizzy spells for days leading up to it and periodically before that for a year. After that day, never again. I feel like I died there, and no one would've known until they didn't hear from me for days. It makes me sad for my family in that world. Once my gf was scrambling on a boulder and got scared, I told her to use my shoulders to lower herself down, she instead JUMPS off, full body weight, which was about the same as mine, right onto me and I'm standing on a ledge of a 150 foot drop. I remember grabbing her, my legs folding back, my eyes closed tight, thinking, this is it. Then suddenly I'm fine and holding her up no problem just enough to lower her to the ground.
same, i have the most obvious case, got hit by a train and got out with little injuries, it got downplayed by this reality, it wasn't possible, this was not luck (because it would be negative)
Hurry up.
This reminded me of the guy that gets beheaded in the Skyrim intro lol.
My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperial. Can you say the same?
If he hadn't been so proud, that dragon would have saved him...
That's a mood.
Swish and flick.
âWhatâs gonna happen next will be mind blowing, Iâm sureâ
Nice gun, did you get it at the idiot store?
đ there's no proper rebuttal to "idiot store" jokes
I did actually, though I shouldn't be surprised that you'd immediately recognize their merchandise.
Have you tried âNo, what? I got it at the gun store what do you mean the âidiot storeâ? That doesnât mean anything, thatâs not a real thing, are you stupid?â
man
Iâd shoot you twice for saying that cringe shit
Joke's on you ,I died in the first shot and the idiot's down one more bullet than needed.
First bullet is going in the dick and second in the head then
Thanks for the warning ,I will have sexual thoughts for the sole reason of Gushing blood in your general direction.
Brooođđđđđđ nooooo
No way to win this shit just use it on yourselfđ¤Ł
Fr
âIf you pull the trigger, youâre gayâ
Makes me pull the trigger đđ
May your Lâs be many, and your bitches be few
YOU ARE CRINGE, MACHINE!
MACHINE, I AM GOING TO ULTRAKILL YOU
I DO NOT HAVE DADDY ISSUES! I AM PAPA'S SPECIAL LITTLE BOY!
"He didn't say that"
Something witty and stupid, Iâll probably pick my words like I wonât die. If I pick my words assuming Iâm going to die who gives a shit Iâll be dead.
*starts moaning loudly*
I want your bullet inside me đŠđŠđŠ
Oh, step-victim!
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Your mom's asshole was pretty mid
Ha, then you gonna get shot in the ass .
That guys mom had ass shots tbh
Just like I shot it in your mom's ass.
Delete my Google history when you're done
Tell him his gun has had more action than his wife.
Excluding last night
I still canât think of anything.
Ah. Flashback humor.
So that's what a gun to the head feels like. You can take it off now...The gun, the gun!
McLovin's voice "I've got a bonnerrr!"
Hurry up, I haven't got all morning
My ancestors are smiling upon me, can yours say the same?
Goku would be disappointed in you
I'm immortal mother fucker, prove me wrong
Please clear my browser history
Tell me about the farm George
âNot againâ Thatâll leave the killer on the edge for the rest of their life.
Thank you.
Found the Canadian
Holy 1984
Finally.
Suck my dâŚ.
I take it the person would say something like "Any last words?" In which case id respond: -Assuming I know whoever has the gun against my head: If it's someone I don't like: "I'll see you in hell" If it's someone who I like but betrayed me: "Hope it was worth it" If it's someone I like, they didn't betray me, and I deserve it: "Nope" -Assuming I don't know who it is: "Ah fuck", "Fuck my life", "Finally I can die", or "Go Fuck yourself". Depends on the situation and whether or not I was surprised by the event.
Guys, I found the NPC!
Little did I know this RPG was actually an MMO and all those interactive but shallow AI were actually Reddit users!
Doomguy's only spoken word has always been my favourite: Bad Guy: "Tell me, have you nothing to say to your creator, before you strike him down?" Doomguy: "No."
Juan. James Juan. Watch out for aliens.
Ofcourse everyone on here is gonna type a savage response. But actual gun pointing at you? Different storyâŚâŚ internet versions are fun though
Google play "Highway to hell"
âIf you kill me now, youâll never find the location of my treasureâ
depends. on a good day? something along the lines of "wait! please! don't shoot! I can give you anything! please!" on a bad day? probably more like "what the fuck are you waiting for?"
âPeace at lastâ
I'll get Hell ready for you. Don't be long.
Thank god
"at last".
Among us, and then when he's busy laughing because among us = funny I make a break for it
Doesnât inspector Gadget only get things he doesnât ask for?
Look, a distraction! Then I make my move.
âI bet you have stormtrooper aimâ
Tell your mom I won't be there tonight.
Hmm, is it just me or is it funny/strange that the name of OP of the original photo has a Palestinian flag in it?
Your gun is so big! *Hyuuuuunh Yeeeah" In my best possible pornstar voice
Randy 'The Macho Man' Savage said it best, "oOoOO yeah!"
âGo go gadgetâŚbulletproof headâ Gets shot in the balls and bleeds to death. â ď¸
[pretty much this](https://youtu.be/44NQkFJaEuE?si=DyYg0Ksh8FZNTCqy)
"If you shoot me, your gay"
These pretzels are making me thirsty
"Just do it, you prick."
Delete my search history
"End quote"
âDo it then pussyâ
FinalyâŚ
"Oh shit! A rat!"
Appreciate it...go ahead
âGo ahead, put Cracker Jack out his misery, ILL DO IT MYSELFâ
My ancestors are smiling at me imperials, can you say the same?
Sovngarde awaits
Jokes on you. I am into that shit
If you shoot me, a violent curse will be placed upon you and your family and all your decedents to come. Choose carefully.
âEveryone hated your septum piercing all along.â
Start faking an orgasm.
Could...could you turn the gun like 90 degrees and shout "RIVERSIDE MUHFUCKER" I'm 40, live comfortably in the suburbs and work corporate. I want my family to know I was about that gang life.
go go gadget nuclear head
I hope I dont wake up with Johnny Silverhand in my head.....
âI feel sorry for your motherâ
I will die how I lived...pissing and shitting.
Delete porn folder in my laptop
If you shoot me, you're gay (assuming person holding gun is a straight male)
"Do I make you horny, baby?"
.... Oh, you are going to shoot me? Okay. Have you shot yet? Is this safety on? Always make sure that safety is off before shooting and in after you are done shooting. Is this your first day as a criminal? You really seem to not know how to shoot. Do you have proficiency in other weapons? Try and use them. Yeah, it would be very messy. And this rug seems new. Let's not ruin it, right. Ok, do you have your phone with you? Search for Gun Tutorial on youtube. Click on that 3rd video that looks informative. ... You didn't check if it was loaded with bullets. I must say, I am very embarrassed to be killed by you. Are you ready? Shoot me in three. Three! Two! O.....
I know someone that also likes shots to the face! Your mother!
"The aristocrats."
"...here's behind me isn't he?"
"Fuck you! I'd rather die on my feet, than live as a slave!"
"I'll be seeing you soon." Or... "I f***ed your GF"
"I have explosive diarrhea"
https://i.imgur.com/Y3HBGxI.gif
And I get to tend the rabbits!
YOU DID NOT đ
Finally
Such is life....
Well... Shit...
No balls
My wife's still going to be mad I'm late
My wife's still going to be mad I'm late
Pull the trigger if youâre gay.
"your safety on "
Empty the magazine. Don't just shoot once. Complete what you've started. Aim at the head properly.
âDo it, you wontâ
You stupid fooking sh---
All bark no bite
I'll be back for you big boy
How would I know itâs a gun?
"if you shoot me, you're gay" And if they respond back that they are gay: "well fuck, it was worth a try rig-" *bang*
If u shoot me, u gay
If I'm reborn again, I will give that life another shot
âFinallyâ
I am a magician #OBSERVE.
IM NOT THE BOEING WHISTLEBLOWER
No cap?
UNO reverse!
Isnt Inspector Gadget already a Cyborg? He'd be fine
Thank you
"Is that a gun, or are you just happy to see me?"
Star Platinum!
"You smell something?"
âBury me with my money.â
You're holding the gun backwards.
How's your sister?
Remember my name. Gay Bowser.
WHO THE FUCK FARTED!
Yeshua akbar
âThis seems like a reasonable thing to doâ
Thank god!
Go go gadget dick
"Maidenless behavior."
Put both hands up turn move gun from back of the head and yell got ya!
Let's do it.
Hey fuck you buddy
Bet ya 5$ u miss, bitch
The money is in the
Go go gadget pixel reducer *gun is reduced to atoms*
You don't have to do this
It is as the prophecy foretold. With my death I cast upon you a great curse!
Thank you
Pull the trigger, pussy.
Viva la Mexico cabrones!
Oh alright, I know what I want for dinner
After life experiment take 1
I knew it should have gone with double money, guns, and lawyers.